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** Squirrels AccidentalInnuendo humping his tomato garden.
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** Loud music.
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** Squirrels [[AccidentalInnuendo humping his tomatoes]]. (In the garden outside)
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** Squirrels [[AccidentalInnuendo AccidentalInnuendo humping his tomatoes]]. (In the garden outside)tomato garden.
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** Trying to convince him to have something he doesn't want to eat.
** Interfering with his favorite TV shows or not knowing about them yourself.
** Interfering with his favorite TV shows or not knowing about them yourself.
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** Squirrels humping his tomatoes.
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** Squirrels [[AccidentalInnuendo humping his tomatoes.tomatoes]]. (In the garden outside)
** Bad-looking sideburns.
** When Dairy Queen ice cream melts.
** Bad-looking sideburns.
** When Dairy Queen ice cream melts.
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** Wrinkling Danny's Creator/RandyTravis poster
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** Pissing on Danny's toilet seat.
** Hiding Danny's car keys. (Then again, that's probably for his own good if he gets drunk all the time)
** Pissing on Danny's toilet seat.
** Hiding Danny's car keys. (Then again, that's probably for his own good if he gets drunk all the time)
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* MissingEpisode: According to the creators, after Danny goes back to sleep at the end of the M&M video, they assumed he slept until the camera stopped filming and cut out the rest of the footage. Years later they revisited the footage and found a short clip of Danny waking up about an hour later and falling out of his bed trying to touch the M&M.
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* MissingEpisode: According to the creators, after Danny goes back to sleep at the end of the M&M video, they assumed he slept until the camera stopped filming and cut out the rest of the footage. Years later they revisited the footage and found a short clip of Danny waking up about an hour later and falling out of his bed trying to touch the M&M.
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* {{Mooning}}: "Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if the Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays?"
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* {{Mooning}}: "Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if the Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays?"Sundays?" [[note]]"Oh HELL no!"[[/note]]
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* LuridTalesOfDoom:
-->'''Danny's Son:''' It says here that Series/DoctorPhil was in a porno movie.\\
'''Danny's Dad:''' I believe it. Because Dr. Phil is a big dick.
-->'''Danny's Son:''' It says here that Series/DoctorPhil was in a porno movie.\\
'''Danny's Dad:''' I believe it. Because Dr. Phil is a big dick.
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* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: "I'm gonna scotch tape your ''ass'' shut!"
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* PacManFever: Danny plays ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9'' on a PS3, and [[RuleOfFunny as expected]], doesn't do too well. His son's advice? "Hit B!" [[note]]The PS3 controller does not have a B Button.[[/note]]
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* FunWithHomophones: Courtesy of Danny's dad:
--> '''Danny's Dad:''' FUCK the Philippines! They can fill up my ass! (swigs beer)
** Danny gets in on this too:
-->A man hits Danny in the ass with his knee\\
'''Danny:''' Oh! What the hell?!\\
'''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.\\
'''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) You "[[MistakenForGay need me in the ass]]"?
--> '''Danny's Dad:''' FUCK the Philippines! They can fill up my ass! (swigs beer)
** Danny gets in on this too:
-->A man hits Danny in the ass with his knee\\
'''Danny:''' Oh! What the hell?!\\
'''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.\\
'''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) You "[[MistakenForGay need me in the ass]]"?
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---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?
---> '''Danny:''' Oh! What the hell?!
---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?
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** Someone hits When Danny gets kneed in the ass with his knee.
---> '''Danny:''' Oh! Whatass. See FunWithHomophones for the hell?!
---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?quote.
---> '''Danny:''' Oh! What
---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?
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* SoWasX: This conversation between Danny's son and Danny's dad:
--> '''Danny's Son:''' Some of the [[BiggerIsBetter biggest, strongest creatures on earth]] are vegetarians.\\
'''Danny's Dad:''' Yeah, like the brontosaurus, [[ColonyDrop and look what happened to that asshole]].
--> '''Danny's Son:''' Some of the [[BiggerIsBetter biggest, strongest creatures on earth]] are vegetarians.\\
'''Danny's Dad:''' Yeah, like the brontosaurus, [[ColonyDrop and look what happened to that asshole]].
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** Danny's dad ''tries'' this. When he falls on the floor, the cameraman tries to help him up but accidentally drops him while laughing. When Daddy's dad gets up on his own, he chases the cameraman around the house threatening to beat him up until the cameraman makes it to his car and drives away.
** When Danny is cursing at the bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo in the shower, he cuts his own curse short and replaces it with another one.
---> '''Danny:''' Oh sh- ''piss''!
---> '''Danny:''' Oh sh- ''piss''!
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* DeathGlare: Danny does one on two separate occasions after hearing the Cameraman's corpsing.{{Corpsing}}.
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** Then he attacked the camera after After spilling a year's supply of paper towels.towels on the stairs, first the box hits the camera, then Danny himself stumbles into the camera trying to navigate his way down the stairs around all the paper towel rolls.
** Danny's dad ''tries'' this. When he falls on the floor, the cameraman tries to help him up but accidentally drops him while laughing. When Daddy's dad gets up on his own, he chases the cameraman around the house threatening to beat him up until the cameraman makes it to his car and drives away.
** Danny's dad ''tries'' this. When he falls on the floor, the cameraman tries to help him up but accidentally drops him while laughing. When Daddy's dad gets up on his own, he chases the cameraman around the house threatening to beat him up until the cameraman makes it to his car and drives away.
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'''Danny:''' That, and her spaghetti sucked ''dick''.
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'''Danny:''' That, and her spaghetti sucked ''dick''.dick.
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'''Danny:''' That, and her spaghetti sucked dick!''dick''.
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'''[[http://www.thetourettesguy.tv/ The Tourettes Guy]]''' is a series of Website/YouTube videos following the eponymous Danny, a foul-tempered and foul-mouthed man with "[[HollywoodTourettes Tourette's syndrome]]" - though his behavior is likely more influenced by [[TheAlcoholic all the booze he drinks.]] His friends and family often show up, but aside from his equally foul-mouthed father, they [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen are only heard from offscreen and never seen.]]
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** The sleeping man after being awaken by Danny's ClusterFBomb.'''''[[AtomicFBomb "BUTTFUCK!!!!"]]'''''
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* MoodWhiplash: When Shirlena mishears Danny on what she wants for breakfast:
-->'''Shirlena''': Danny, what do you want for breakfast?
-->'''Danny''': Bacon and eggs, dear.
-->'''Shirlena''': ...What?
-->'''Danny''': '''''OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!'''''
-->'''Shirlena''': Danny, what do you want for breakfast?
-->'''Danny''': Bacon and eggs, dear.
-->'''Shirlena''': ...What?
-->'''Danny''': '''''OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!'''''
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* YouTubePoop: A popular subject.
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'''Danny:''' (about an unknown person) I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock! (punching the air) Shit! Bitch!\\
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'''Danny:''' (about an unknown person) GeorgeWBush) I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock! (punching the air) Shit! Bitch!\\
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* AllThereInTheManuel: The main website has a little more info about Danny and his life, such as pointing out that his behavior is more likely due to his alcoholism than his disorder and explaining his [[ScheduleSlip absence]] as a result of him being in prison for a brief time (this is alluded to in one of the videos but not discussed in depth).
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* AllThereInTheManuel: AllThereInTheManual: The main website has a little more info about Danny and his life, such as pointing out that his behavior is more likely due to his alcoholism than his disorder and explaining his [[ScheduleSlip absence]] as a result of him being in prison for a brief time (this is alluded to in one of the videos but not discussed in depth).
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* [[BigBeautifulWoman Big Black Women With Big Tits, You Can't Miss 'Em]]: They get referenced in several videos. In addition to the line from the GagDub of ''The Lion King'', Danny thinks "Amazon.com" is the name of a big black woman his son works with, and Danny's dad tries to hit on one at a store (well, her ass was big at least).
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* [[BigBeautifulWoman [[SassyBlackWoman Big Black Women With Big Tits, You Can't Miss 'Em]]: They get referenced in several videos. In addition to the line from the GagDub of ''The Lion King'', Danny thinks "Amazon.com" is the name of a big black woman his son works with, and Danny's dad tries to hit on one at a store (well, her ass was big at least).
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[AtomicFBomb "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"]]]]
'''[[http://www.thetourettesguy.tv/ The Tourettes Guy]]''' is a series of Website/YouTube videos following the eponymous Danny, a foul-tempered and foul-mouthed man with "[[HollywoodTourettes Tourette's syndrome]]" - though his behavior is likely more influenced by [[TheAlcoholic all the booze he drinks.]] His friends and family often show up, but aside from his equally foul-mouthed father, they [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen are only heard from offscreen and never seen.]]
For a while, it was believed that Danny had died in a car accident. However, between Christmas 2009 and Christmas 2010, 3 new videos were posted, and his website claimed that he was still alive and had just been in jail the whole time. A fourth new video was [[ScheduleSlip posted on Christmas 2012]].
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!!Tropes:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: When Danny finishes a story of him being kicked out of a Lens Crafters, he scratches an itch that just so happened to be on his [[UnusualEuphemism you-know-what]]. [[ViewersAreMorons Of course]], viewers thought he was masturbating.
* TheAlcoholic: Danny, who is almost always seen with a beer bottle. The official website claims that his behavior is likely influenced more by his drinking than his Tourette's.
* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: Danny, as shown during the outing to a grocery store.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Interviewer:''' Why did you move here from North Dakota?\\
'''Danny:''' My wife was [[ReallyGetsAround fuckin' everybody in Bismarck]].\\
'''Interviewer:''' Is that why you two got a divorce back in 1999?\\
'''Danny:''' That, and her spaghetti sucked dick!
* AssShove:
** Danny claims he wants to shove a broom up the ass of the person who named Fashion Bug.
** He also claims during a bowling game that he wants to shove a can of Pringles up a preacher's ass.
*** [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And be happy to tell him about it.]]
** Also, apparently ''[[NoodleIncident something]]'' happens when [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} Alex Trebek]] has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake.
* AtomicFBomb:
** After the ThePolice version of "Every Breath You Take" played while he was on hold with Colgate (he hoped it was the Puff Daddy cover). (see above picture)
** Yelling "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" offscreen, which synched up perfectly with [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa]] falling off a cliff on the TV.
** At his son's job interview, after telling him [[RuleOfThree thrice]] he didn't want some Twizzlers his son was eating, he ''screams'' "'''BUTT FUCK!!'''" The person napping nearby was [[DeathGlare not amused.]]
** After crashing headfirst into the chandelier.
** As the cameraman drives away from the Tourette's Guy's dad as quickly as possible, he screams "You cocksuckerrrrrrrrr!!!!", complete with Doppler effect.
** After someone accidentally hits him with the door.
** When someone tries to interrupt his teeth-brushing session.
* AuthorAppeal: Including Danny's shirt, there are a lot of references to breakfast cereal. And almost all the videos involve phones.
* BadassBeard: Danny's dad, who bears a striking resemblance to SantaClaus. Danny lands into a bit of trouble when he points this out. (See BerserkButton below.)
* BadassGrandpa: Danny's dad.
* BelligerentSexualTension: Between him and his ex-wife, Shirlena. "BITCH! I love you."
* BerserkButton:
** Calling Danny's dad a MallSanta.
-->'''Danny''': '''''FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!'''''
-->({{beat}}), JumpCut
-->''Danny's Dad has Danny in a headlock''
-->'''Danny's Dad''': So you wanna talk some shit, huh, baldy? Ha ha ha.
** Talking shit about Total around Danny.
** Talking about Danny's dick without his permission.
* [[BigBeautifulWoman Big Black Women With Big Tits, You Can't Miss 'Em]]: They get referenced in several videos. In addition to the line from the GagDub of ''The Lion King'', Danny thinks "Amazon.com" is the name of a big black woman his son works with, and Danny's dad tries to hit on one at a store (well, her ass was big at least).
* BigNo: When a grocer tries to take away Danny's marshmallows.
** When Danny's son wants to have Danny try some Twizzler's, he does it [[RuleOfThree thrice]].
* BigShutUp: One came [[AssPull out of the blue]] after Danny tells a story about him recently being kicked out of a Lens Crafters.
* CameraAbuse: Danny has done it [[RuleOfThree thrice]].
** Once was when he attacked the camera and sent it to the bottom of the stairs (and then threw his shoe at it).
** Another was when he attacked the camera with a broom trying to hit a bird.
** Then he attacked the camera after spilling a year's supply of paper towels.
* CaptainObvious: "Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are ''two different things!''"
* ChewToy: Danny. (See {{Slapstick}} below for examples.)
* CloudCuckooLander: Danny is an incredibly foul-mouthed one.
* ClusterFBomb:
** One example: Danny carrying a hot casserole dish ''without oven mitts''. When he gets back up after putting it down on the table, he hits his head on a chandelier. Leave room and cue AtomicFBomb!
** Another example: Danny "arguing" with Shirlena; they're pretty much just yelling "Fuck you!" at each other repeatedly. Then Danny's father proceeds to join in.
** Another example is when Danny's beer can spills on him, and when someone offscreen asks if he wanted a towel, he yells "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!"
** Danny does this when playing (and failing at) ''Franchise/MortalKombat''.
* ComedicSociopathy: Oh so much.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: In one video, Danny is watching an exercise program. He isn't exactly exercising. He's moving the top half of his body while sitting down and eating chips.
** Heaven knows what started this argument, but it ends up hilariously.
-->'''Danny's Son''': Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
-->'''Danny''': Well you tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on '''''{{Jeopardy}}'''''
* {{Corpsing}}: The cameraman does this occasionally in response to Danny's outbursts.
** On one instance, he actually fell to the floor laughing.
** Another instance occurred when Shirlena was discussing her grandpa's worsening Alzheimer's. Usually such a disease is SeriousBusiness, but Shirlena's story was so outrageous that Danny was unable to stop giggling.
** On another occasion, the cameraman's laughter caused him to drop Danny's dad while trying to help him up. Cue ChaseScene that ends with [[spoiler:the cameraman driving away from Danny's dad as fast as he can.]]
* CountryMatters: So far, the C word has only been used once.
* CurseCutShort: One of Danny's many curses is interrupted by a jump cut...[[SubvertedTrope to another curse]].
-->'''Danny:''' By the way you cocksuc-(cut)-bastards!
** Another instance is when Danny's beer can spills all over him, he yells, "AW SHIT! AW F--", before another jump cut.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: "Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy buttfuck him!"
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Suck my dick...or cock!"
* {{Dissimile}}: Danny might as well be the TropeCodifier.
** "These fish sticks are hard as tits!"
** "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls! They're ''small'', and they don't give a ''SHIT!''"
** "Why don't you make like a banana and ''shit''!"
** "That's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!"
* EroticEating: Strangely [[InvokedTrope invoked]] - after commenting on a woman described as a lesbian that "that just means she likes what I like", Danny bites into a corn dog.
* EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped: In "Bird in the House", Danny goes running into the other room after his son tells him there's a bird in the house, yelling some of his usual curses before shouting something unintelligible ("???").
* EverythingsWorseWithBees: In one episode, Danny gets attacked by a swarm of bees while he's mowing the lawn. He handles it about as well as you'd think.
* FreudianExcuse: Considering what his father is like, Danny probably has a pretty good one.
* FreudianSlip: "I talk to my son '''ON A DICK!''' ({{Beat}}) ...'''[[LastSecondWordSwap DAILY BASIS]]!'''"
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Danny shouted "PISS!" so loud that the top page of a wall calendar came loose and fell back down, changing the calendar to the previous month.
* GagDub: During one episode, Danny's son is watching ''Disney/TheLionKing'' while Danny himself is cussing people out on the phone in the next room. They sync up surprisingly well.
* GoToYourRoom: Said verbatim after Danny grounds his son for not thinking that the garbage disposal sounds like [[StarWars Chewbacca]] taking a shit.
* GreenAesop: "I'm getting sick and goddamn tired of all these [[CaptainPlanet looters and polluters!]]"
* GroinAttack: Danny's son accidentally throws a paper towel at his crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hard...[[AccidentalInnuendo the paper towel, not his dick]].
** Threats of a Groin Attack also come up on occasion.
--->'''Shirlena:''' (to Danny) I'll kick you in the balls!\\
'''Danny:''' (about an unknown person) I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock! (punching the air) Shit! Bitch!\\
'''Danny's dad:''' If some asshole calls me "mellow yellow", I'm gonna kick 'em right in the cock.
* HairTriggerTemper: Danny, of course. He also apparently takes after his father.
* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: Every recurring character except for Danny and his dad.
* HollywoodTourettes: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's sort of a given.]]
* HypocriticalHumor: Danny admonishes his son for saying "shit", after saying it six times since he entered the room.
** "I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me..."
*** He was probably implying that he'll ignore it, but if a gay ''does'' try to molest/marry/etc...
** Danny wears glasses, but that doesn't stop him from calling RickMoranis "four eyes".
** Several episodes after Danny's LimitedWardrobe was lampshaded by his dad, guess what said dad is wearing in the next episode he appears in.
** Calls an angry janitor, who has a beer belly but some buff arms, a fatass, while Danny...is fat.
** Danny's dad - who is bald - calls Danny "baldy" during a fight.
* IHaveToGoIronMyDog: Perhaps the only past tense version ever used (unless he was serious).
--> '''Danny:''' I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, ''I was in the car taking a'' '''''SHIT!'''''
* {{Jerkass}}: Big time, [[RuleOfFunny but it's part of the humor.]]
* LargeHam: Danny and his dad.
* LikeFatherLikeSon: His dad swears just as much as he does.
* LimitedWardrobe: In almost every single episode, Danny wears a neck brace and a Tony the Tiger T-shirt. His dad called him out on it in one episode.
-->'''Danny's Dad''': You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt! Why don't you trying wearing a different shirt for once in your life?
-->'''Danny''': Why don't you just ''FUCK OFF!!!''
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The series is purported to be a documentary.
* MadScientist: According to one video's description, Danny's psychiatrist put a giant blue M&M in his bedroom to see how a person with Tourette's would react when waking up next to a giant blue M&M.
* {{Malaproper}}: "He's not playing with a full dick!"
* MistakenForGay: Danny postulates that wherever Creator/BrentSpiner is nowadays, "He's probably getting fucked in the ass!"
* {{Mockumentary}}: Apparently.
* {{Mooning}}: "Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if the Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays?"
* {{Narm}}: InUniverse, Danny really tries to pay attention to Shirlena when she's telling him about her grandfather's increasingly severe Alzheimer's, but the details of the story are so outrageous that Danny can't help but [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]].
* NerdGlasses: Danny is almost always bespectacled in this videos, and he has sported a pair of horn rims since his return.
* NoIndoorVoice: Boy howdy...
-->'''Danny's Son''': Dad, there's some [[ItMakesSenseInContext white stuff on the floor]]....
-->'''Danny''': '''''THAT'S MY ASS!!!'''''
* NoodleIncident: There are a ton of them.
** "That's what happens when AlexTrebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake."
** "This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
** Whatever caused Danny to call Colgate's consumer affairs.
* OhCrap: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZp8nZLcHS8#t=254s "I'm gonna whip your ass, you little son of a bitch! Come back here, you cocksucker!"]]
* OrphanedPunchline: Some clips are just a second or two of Danny saying something bizaare:
-->"Ronald [=McGoddamn=] Donald!"\\
"Just how much ass are we talking about?"\\
"If she was a car, she'd be a 4-door Ford Whore! Bitch."
* OverlyLongGag: Danny looking through a phonebook, watching lottery results ([[spoiler:he loses]]), brushing his teeth, and showering.
* ParentalNeglect: Upon hearing a loud crashing noise while reading the paper.
-->'''Danny:''' The hell was that?!\\
'''???:''' Danny, your son just fell down the stairs!\\
'''Danny:''' Well, QUIT IT! (goes back to reading the paper)
* PetTheDog: Despite all his nastiness he doesn't have anything against homosexuals, unless they try to touch him first, but that's really unlikely too.
* PottyEmergency: Danny's dad at a [=McDonald's=].
-->.'''Danny's dad:''' Oh shit.\\
'''Customer:''' What, did you forget your wallet?\\
'''Danny's dad:''' No, I mean MOVE, I gotta shit! (pushes people out of the way as he runs to the bathroom)
* RapidFireNo: Danny unleashes one while watching a sports game, and follows it up with a BigNo.
--> '''Danny:''' Damn the referee! DAMN HIM IN THE ASS! Damn it!
* RunningGag:
** There are several videos in which Danny's ex-wife come over to talk about her problems with work or family. Every time, Danny completely fails to show interest or sympathy.
-->'''Danny:''' Are we gonna fuck, or what?
-->'''Danny:''' (more concerned with the TV than Shirlena) I COULD '''SHIT''' A BETTER KOOL-AID COMMERCIAL!
** Also, on several occasions clips of Danny swearing are replayed [[RuleOfThree three times]].
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: Danny's father certainly lives by this trope.
* ShoeSlap: "I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass!"
* SirSwearsALot: Ya think?
* {{Slapstick}}: Danny is on [[TheChewToy the receiving end of a lot physical comedy]]: his chair falls over, his beer spews foam on him, a bird flies into his face, he bangs his head on a chandelier, he drunkenly falls down stairs, a supermarket cardboard standup falls on him, and more. The cameraman sometimes takes punishment, too.
* SpeakingLikeTotallyTeen: Danny's dad hits on a black woman with a big ass by trying to sound black himself. He gets an ArmorPiercingSlap for his efforts.
--> '''Danny's dad:''' Damn, bitch! You got a STUPID fat ass!
* ThatCameOutWrong: When Danny gets hit in the groin by a roll of paper towels.
-->'''Danny''': Where's the paper towels?!
-->'''Danny's Son''': They're right over here, Dad, in this bag.
-->'''Danny''': Throw 'em over here!
-->''Danny's son throws him the paper towels, and it hits him in the groin''
-->'''Danny''': Ouch! Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!
-->'''Danny's Son''': Sorry...
-->'''Danny''': You're lucky it wasn't hard! ({{Beat}}) I mean this thing (the paper towels), not my dick!
** Someone hits Danny in the ass with his knee.
---> '''Danny:''' Oh! What the hell?!
---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?
* TwoDecadesBehind: There's a definite retro vibe going on. Pop culture references are dated to the 80s (''UnsolvedMysteries'', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''{{Alf}}''...) and in one episode Danny is seen watching a Kool-Aid commercial from that decade. TheStinger of one episode features a Frosted Flakes commercial with a foul-mouthed voiceover given to Tony the Tiger, who now has Tourette's.
* UnusualEuphemism: He replaces most of his usual profanity with "OH, BOB SAGET!" for one video.
** "EAT MY SHORT DICK!"
** "Suck my cocks!" Apparently he has more than one.
* VerbalTic: The first two times the phone rings when Danny is rooting around in the fridge, he seems unable to stop himself from saying "Fashion Bug" in response. On the third ring, he seem to have broken the habit, and instead says he'd "like to find the mother fucker who named it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass!"
* WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer: When a bird flies into the house, Danny's reaction is to first try and down it with a thrown beer bottle[[note]]smashing the clock[[/note]] and then try swatting it with a broom... [[WhatAnIdiot in a room filled with fragile objects.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The results are what you'd expect them to be.]]
-->'''Danny's son:''' Dad, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!\\
'''Danny:''' I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT! (the bird flies into his face) OH FUCK! DAMN IT!
* WhoForgotTheLights: In one skit when the lights are turned off, Danny starts swearing loudly in the dark.
* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: Danny takes a low and suicidal opinion on people with the name "Combs". (This despite liking a song performed by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs; see "Atomic F-Bomb" above.)
--> '''Danny's Son''': Dad, I heard he[[note]]Ray Combs[[/note]] killed himself...\\
'''Danny''': '''I'd kill myself, too, if my last name was................''' '''''COOOOMBS.'''''
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: "I'm not afraid of SHIT! [[YesExceptNo ...Except snakes]]."
* YouTubePoop: A popular subject.
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'''[[http://www.thetourettesguy.tv/ The Tourettes Guy]]''' is a series of Website/YouTube videos following the eponymous Danny, a foul-tempered and foul-mouthed man with "[[HollywoodTourettes Tourette's syndrome]]" - though his behavior is likely more influenced by [[TheAlcoholic all the booze he drinks.]] His friends and family often show up, but aside from his equally foul-mouthed father, they [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen are only heard from offscreen and never seen.]]
For a while, it was believed that Danny had died in a car accident. However, between Christmas 2009 and Christmas 2010, 3 new videos were posted, and his website claimed that he was still alive and had just been in jail the whole time. A fourth new video was [[ScheduleSlip posted on Christmas 2012]].
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!!Tropes:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: When Danny finishes a story of him being kicked out of a Lens Crafters, he scratches an itch that just so happened to be on his [[UnusualEuphemism you-know-what]]. [[ViewersAreMorons Of course]], viewers thought he was masturbating.
* TheAlcoholic: Danny, who is almost always seen with a beer bottle. The official website claims that his behavior is likely influenced more by his drinking than his Tourette's.
* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: Danny, as shown during the outing to a grocery store.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Interviewer:''' Why did you move here from North Dakota?\\
'''Danny:''' My wife was [[ReallyGetsAround fuckin' everybody in Bismarck]].\\
'''Interviewer:''' Is that why you two got a divorce back in 1999?\\
'''Danny:''' That, and her spaghetti sucked dick!
* AssShove:
** Danny claims he wants to shove a broom up the ass of the person who named Fashion Bug.
** He also claims during a bowling game that he wants to shove a can of Pringles up a preacher's ass.
*** [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And be happy to tell him about it.]]
** Also, apparently ''[[NoodleIncident something]]'' happens when [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} Alex Trebek]] has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake.
* AtomicFBomb:
** After the ThePolice version of "Every Breath You Take" played while he was on hold with Colgate (he hoped it was the Puff Daddy cover). (see above picture)
** Yelling "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" offscreen, which synched up perfectly with [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa]] falling off a cliff on the TV.
** At his son's job interview, after telling him [[RuleOfThree thrice]] he didn't want some Twizzlers his son was eating, he ''screams'' "'''BUTT FUCK!!'''" The person napping nearby was [[DeathGlare not amused.]]
** After crashing headfirst into the chandelier.
** As the cameraman drives away from the Tourette's Guy's dad as quickly as possible, he screams "You cocksuckerrrrrrrrr!!!!", complete with Doppler effect.
** After someone accidentally hits him with the door.
** When someone tries to interrupt his teeth-brushing session.
* AuthorAppeal: Including Danny's shirt, there are a lot of references to breakfast cereal. And almost all the videos involve phones.
* BadassBeard: Danny's dad, who bears a striking resemblance to SantaClaus. Danny lands into a bit of trouble when he points this out. (See BerserkButton below.)
* BadassGrandpa: Danny's dad.
* BelligerentSexualTension: Between him and his ex-wife, Shirlena. "BITCH! I love you."
* BerserkButton:
** Calling Danny's dad a MallSanta.
-->'''Danny''': '''''FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!'''''
-->({{beat}}), JumpCut
-->''Danny's Dad has Danny in a headlock''
-->'''Danny's Dad''': So you wanna talk some shit, huh, baldy? Ha ha ha.
** Talking shit about Total around Danny.
** Talking about Danny's dick without his permission.
* [[BigBeautifulWoman Big Black Women With Big Tits, You Can't Miss 'Em]]: They get referenced in several videos. In addition to the line from the GagDub of ''The Lion King'', Danny thinks "Amazon.com" is the name of a big black woman his son works with, and Danny's dad tries to hit on one at a store (well, her ass was big at least).
* BigNo: When a grocer tries to take away Danny's marshmallows.
** When Danny's son wants to have Danny try some Twizzler's, he does it [[RuleOfThree thrice]].
* BigShutUp: One came [[AssPull out of the blue]] after Danny tells a story about him recently being kicked out of a Lens Crafters.
* CameraAbuse: Danny has done it [[RuleOfThree thrice]].
** Once was when he attacked the camera and sent it to the bottom of the stairs (and then threw his shoe at it).
** Another was when he attacked the camera with a broom trying to hit a bird.
** Then he attacked the camera after spilling a year's supply of paper towels.
* CaptainObvious: "Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are ''two different things!''"
* ChewToy: Danny. (See {{Slapstick}} below for examples.)
* CloudCuckooLander: Danny is an incredibly foul-mouthed one.
* ClusterFBomb:
** One example: Danny carrying a hot casserole dish ''without oven mitts''. When he gets back up after putting it down on the table, he hits his head on a chandelier. Leave room and cue AtomicFBomb!
** Another example: Danny "arguing" with Shirlena; they're pretty much just yelling "Fuck you!" at each other repeatedly. Then Danny's father proceeds to join in.
** Another example is when Danny's beer can spills on him, and when someone offscreen asks if he wanted a towel, he yells "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!"
** Danny does this when playing (and failing at) ''Franchise/MortalKombat''.
* ComedicSociopathy: Oh so much.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: In one video, Danny is watching an exercise program. He isn't exactly exercising. He's moving the top half of his body while sitting down and eating chips.
** Heaven knows what started this argument, but it ends up hilariously.
-->'''Danny's Son''': Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
-->'''Danny''': Well you tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on '''''{{Jeopardy}}'''''
* {{Corpsing}}: The cameraman does this occasionally in response to Danny's outbursts.
** On one instance, he actually fell to the floor laughing.
** Another instance occurred when Shirlena was discussing her grandpa's worsening Alzheimer's. Usually such a disease is SeriousBusiness, but Shirlena's story was so outrageous that Danny was unable to stop giggling.
** On another occasion, the cameraman's laughter caused him to drop Danny's dad while trying to help him up. Cue ChaseScene that ends with [[spoiler:the cameraman driving away from Danny's dad as fast as he can.]]
* CountryMatters: So far, the C word has only been used once.
* CurseCutShort: One of Danny's many curses is interrupted by a jump cut...[[SubvertedTrope to another curse]].
-->'''Danny:''' By the way you cocksuc-(cut)-bastards!
** Another instance is when Danny's beer can spills all over him, he yells, "AW SHIT! AW F--", before another jump cut.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: "Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy buttfuck him!"
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Suck my dick...or cock!"
* {{Dissimile}}: Danny might as well be the TropeCodifier.
** "These fish sticks are hard as tits!"
** "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls! They're ''small'', and they don't give a ''SHIT!''"
** "Why don't you make like a banana and ''shit''!"
** "That's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!"
* EroticEating: Strangely [[InvokedTrope invoked]] - after commenting on a woman described as a lesbian that "that just means she likes what I like", Danny bites into a corn dog.
* EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped: In "Bird in the House", Danny goes running into the other room after his son tells him there's a bird in the house, yelling some of his usual curses before shouting something unintelligible ("???").
* EverythingsWorseWithBees: In one episode, Danny gets attacked by a swarm of bees while he's mowing the lawn. He handles it about as well as you'd think.
* FreudianExcuse: Considering what his father is like, Danny probably has a pretty good one.
* FreudianSlip: "I talk to my son '''ON A DICK!''' ({{Beat}}) ...'''[[LastSecondWordSwap DAILY BASIS]]!'''"
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Danny shouted "PISS!" so loud that the top page of a wall calendar came loose and fell back down, changing the calendar to the previous month.
* GagDub: During one episode, Danny's son is watching ''Disney/TheLionKing'' while Danny himself is cussing people out on the phone in the next room. They sync up surprisingly well.
* GoToYourRoom: Said verbatim after Danny grounds his son for not thinking that the garbage disposal sounds like [[StarWars Chewbacca]] taking a shit.
* GreenAesop: "I'm getting sick and goddamn tired of all these [[CaptainPlanet looters and polluters!]]"
* GroinAttack: Danny's son accidentally throws a paper towel at his crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hard...[[AccidentalInnuendo the paper towel, not his dick]].
** Threats of a Groin Attack also come up on occasion.
--->'''Shirlena:''' (to Danny) I'll kick you in the balls!\\
'''Danny:''' (about an unknown person) I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock! (punching the air) Shit! Bitch!\\
'''Danny's dad:''' If some asshole calls me "mellow yellow", I'm gonna kick 'em right in the cock.
* HairTriggerTemper: Danny, of course. He also apparently takes after his father.
* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: Every recurring character except for Danny and his dad.
* HollywoodTourettes: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's sort of a given.]]
* HypocriticalHumor: Danny admonishes his son for saying "shit", after saying it six times since he entered the room.
** "I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me..."
*** He was probably implying that he'll ignore it, but if a gay ''does'' try to molest/marry/etc...
** Danny wears glasses, but that doesn't stop him from calling RickMoranis "four eyes".
** Several episodes after Danny's LimitedWardrobe was lampshaded by his dad, guess what said dad is wearing in the next episode he appears in.
** Calls an angry janitor, who has a beer belly but some buff arms, a fatass, while Danny...is fat.
** Danny's dad - who is bald - calls Danny "baldy" during a fight.
* IHaveToGoIronMyDog: Perhaps the only past tense version ever used (unless he was serious).
--> '''Danny:''' I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, ''I was in the car taking a'' '''''SHIT!'''''
* {{Jerkass}}: Big time, [[RuleOfFunny but it's part of the humor.]]
* LargeHam: Danny and his dad.
* LikeFatherLikeSon: His dad swears just as much as he does.
* LimitedWardrobe: In almost every single episode, Danny wears a neck brace and a Tony the Tiger T-shirt. His dad called him out on it in one episode.
-->'''Danny's Dad''': You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt! Why don't you trying wearing a different shirt for once in your life?
-->'''Danny''': Why don't you just ''FUCK OFF!!!''
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The series is purported to be a documentary.
* MadScientist: According to one video's description, Danny's psychiatrist put a giant blue M&M in his bedroom to see how a person with Tourette's would react when waking up next to a giant blue M&M.
* {{Malaproper}}: "He's not playing with a full dick!"
* MistakenForGay: Danny postulates that wherever Creator/BrentSpiner is nowadays, "He's probably getting fucked in the ass!"
* {{Mockumentary}}: Apparently.
* {{Mooning}}: "Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if the Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays?"
* {{Narm}}: InUniverse, Danny really tries to pay attention to Shirlena when she's telling him about her grandfather's increasingly severe Alzheimer's, but the details of the story are so outrageous that Danny can't help but [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]].
* NerdGlasses: Danny is almost always bespectacled in this videos, and he has sported a pair of horn rims since his return.
* NoIndoorVoice: Boy howdy...
-->'''Danny's Son''': Dad, there's some [[ItMakesSenseInContext white stuff on the floor]]....
-->'''Danny''': '''''THAT'S MY ASS!!!'''''
* NoodleIncident: There are a ton of them.
** "That's what happens when AlexTrebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake."
** "This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
** Whatever caused Danny to call Colgate's consumer affairs.
* OhCrap: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZp8nZLcHS8#t=254s "I'm gonna whip your ass, you little son of a bitch! Come back here, you cocksucker!"]]
* OrphanedPunchline: Some clips are just a second or two of Danny saying something bizaare:
-->"Ronald [=McGoddamn=] Donald!"\\
"Just how much ass are we talking about?"\\
"If she was a car, she'd be a 4-door Ford Whore! Bitch."
* OverlyLongGag: Danny looking through a phonebook, watching lottery results ([[spoiler:he loses]]), brushing his teeth, and showering.
* ParentalNeglect: Upon hearing a loud crashing noise while reading the paper.
-->'''Danny:''' The hell was that?!\\
'''???:''' Danny, your son just fell down the stairs!\\
'''Danny:''' Well, QUIT IT! (goes back to reading the paper)
* PetTheDog: Despite all his nastiness he doesn't have anything against homosexuals, unless they try to touch him first, but that's really unlikely too.
* PottyEmergency: Danny's dad at a [=McDonald's=].
-->.'''Danny's dad:''' Oh shit.\\
'''Customer:''' What, did you forget your wallet?\\
'''Danny's dad:''' No, I mean MOVE, I gotta shit! (pushes people out of the way as he runs to the bathroom)
* RapidFireNo: Danny unleashes one while watching a sports game, and follows it up with a BigNo.
--> '''Danny:''' Damn the referee! DAMN HIM IN THE ASS! Damn it!
* RunningGag:
** There are several videos in which Danny's ex-wife come over to talk about her problems with work or family. Every time, Danny completely fails to show interest or sympathy.
-->'''Danny:''' Are we gonna fuck, or what?
-->'''Danny:''' (more concerned with the TV than Shirlena) I COULD '''SHIT''' A BETTER KOOL-AID COMMERCIAL!
** Also, on several occasions clips of Danny swearing are replayed [[RuleOfThree three times]].
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: Danny's father certainly lives by this trope.
* ShoeSlap: "I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass!"
* SirSwearsALot: Ya think?
* {{Slapstick}}: Danny is on [[TheChewToy the receiving end of a lot physical comedy]]: his chair falls over, his beer spews foam on him, a bird flies into his face, he bangs his head on a chandelier, he drunkenly falls down stairs, a supermarket cardboard standup falls on him, and more. The cameraman sometimes takes punishment, too.
* SpeakingLikeTotallyTeen: Danny's dad hits on a black woman with a big ass by trying to sound black himself. He gets an ArmorPiercingSlap for his efforts.
--> '''Danny's dad:''' Damn, bitch! You got a STUPID fat ass!
* ThatCameOutWrong: When Danny gets hit in the groin by a roll of paper towels.
-->'''Danny''': Where's the paper towels?!
-->'''Danny's Son''': They're right over here, Dad, in this bag.
-->'''Danny''': Throw 'em over here!
-->''Danny's son throws him the paper towels, and it hits him in the groin''
-->'''Danny''': Ouch! Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!
-->'''Danny's Son''': Sorry...
-->'''Danny''': You're lucky it wasn't hard! ({{Beat}}) I mean this thing (the paper towels), not my dick!
** Someone hits Danny in the ass with his knee.
---> '''Danny:''' Oh! What the hell?!
---> '''Man:''' Oh, I'm sorry dude. I just kneed you right in the ass.
---> '''Danny:''' What the hell do you mean? ({{Beat}}) "[[MistakenForGay You need me in the ass]]"?
* TwoDecadesBehind: There's a definite retro vibe going on. Pop culture references are dated to the 80s (''UnsolvedMysteries'', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''{{Alf}}''...) and in one episode Danny is seen watching a Kool-Aid commercial from that decade. TheStinger of one episode features a Frosted Flakes commercial with a foul-mouthed voiceover given to Tony the Tiger, who now has Tourette's.
* UnusualEuphemism: He replaces most of his usual profanity with "OH, BOB SAGET!" for one video.
** "EAT MY SHORT DICK!"
** "Suck my cocks!" Apparently he has more than one.
* VerbalTic: The first two times the phone rings when Danny is rooting around in the fridge, he seems unable to stop himself from saying "Fashion Bug" in response. On the third ring, he seem to have broken the habit, and instead says he'd "like to find the mother fucker who named it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass!"
* WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer: When a bird flies into the house, Danny's reaction is to first try and down it with a thrown beer bottle[[note]]smashing the clock[[/note]] and then try swatting it with a broom... [[WhatAnIdiot in a room filled with fragile objects.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The results are what you'd expect them to be.]]
-->'''Danny's son:''' Dad, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!\\
'''Danny:''' I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT! (the bird flies into his face) OH FUCK! DAMN IT!
* WhoForgotTheLights: In one skit when the lights are turned off, Danny starts swearing loudly in the dark.
* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: Danny takes a low and suicidal opinion on people with the name "Combs". (This despite liking a song performed by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs; see "Atomic F-Bomb" above.)
--> '''Danny's Son''': Dad, I heard he[[note]]Ray Combs[[/note]] killed himself...\\
'''Danny''': '''I'd kill myself, too, if my last name was................''' '''''COOOOMBS.'''''
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: "I'm not afraid of SHIT! [[YesExceptNo ...Except snakes]]."
* YouTubePoop: A popular subject.
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