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** And then there's [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/everyday_dubstep Everyday Dubstep]], which features Paul being cursed by a hipster [[TheRing [[{{Ringu}} Sadako]]. "Before you die, you see the empty scenester hype."
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* LeParkour: In ''Quick Moves'', a guy and his girlfriend are held up by a robber. He then reveals to his relieved girlfriend that he knows parkour, [[{{Jerkass}} and then uses it to get away himself]].
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* BigDamnHeroes: Tom Watson. [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_safe Keeping You Safe]].
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4tpWmmY8b4 ...and]] [[TheRoom Greg Sestero!]]
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**[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/grants Grants?]]
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**In ''Grown Men Are Talking'' a sign by the door reads "Animal Clothing Company", which explains the sweatered cat.
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* TriggerPhrase: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-c-i-a Paul Was In The C.I.A.]]]] & [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-cia-the-bluebird-legacy The Bluebird Legacy]]
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** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/stuffedStuffed]].Stuffed]].
** And in a more {{mindscrew}}y way, [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/3d-food 3D Food]].
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-->''Wasting your time, but not very much.''
''[[http://5secondfilms.com/ 5 Second Films]]'' (or 5SF) is a website run by a group of actors and writers that regularly produce short films. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin These short films last exactly five seconds]] (8 seconds, if you count the title card and 'The End'. But don't pay attention to that). The subject of said films are almost completely random, with only a few subjects and characters referenced more than once.
In addition to the link above, they have a [[http://www.youtube.com/user/5secondfilms YouTube channel]]; useful, since it has some of their earlier videos that are no longer accessible on their main site.
Not to be confused with [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Five Second Movies]].
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!!These films provide examples of:
* AffectionateParody
* AprilFoolsDay: As an April Fool's prank in 2009, the team took out most of their preceding content and replaced it with an... ''interesting'' web animation called "Telekats".
* AsHimself: Most of the videos.
* AnimationAgeGhetto: Parodied in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/truman_capotes_childrens_hour Truman Capote's Children's Hour]].
* ArtifactTitle: Sometimes, they fit a bit more content into the episodes by continuing the audio into the ending frame. [[FanDumb The fans get a bit annoyed at this.]]
* AssPull: Used in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/lost_writers_room 'LOST' Writer's Room]]
* AtomicFBomb: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work Late For Work]], not for volume but for duration.
* BedmateReveal: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wolfmans_hangover Wolfman's Hangover]].
* BigNo: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/digging_to_china Digging to China]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Whither Thou How Now, The Man In The Moon]].
* BottleFairy: Kelsey, according to [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelseys-maternal-instincts Kelsey's Maternal Instincts]].
* [[BreakTheHaughty Break The Drill Sergeant]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boyfriend_bootcamp/ Due to]] AllMenArePerverts.
* TheCasanova: Elliot ZANDERFLEX. Could also qualify as a KavorkaMan.
* CatGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelsey-cat Kelsey Cat]].
* ChooseYourOwnAdventure: From [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/choose_your_own_adventure the episode of the same name]]:
-->"Will you: '''Lead the galactic rebellion''', or '''Make a sandwich'''?"
* CloningBlues: A common occurrence in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/another_monday Another Monday]], apparently.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/corporate-board-meeting Corporate Board Meeting]].
* DeadBabyComedy: Quite literally in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/magic_show_volunteer Magic Show Volunteer]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/food_baby Food Baby]].
* DirtyCop: Officer Sminkle. Apparently, the City of Chico's most trustworthy officer.
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guess_whos_coming_to_dinner Guess Who's Coming to Diner?]]
* DoubleStandard: Mixed with ValuesDissonance in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/sexism_saves Sexism Saves]].
* EarthAllAlong: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Earth is actually the Moon]].
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The series as a whole, but also recurring characters, Johnny Quickdeath and Dealbreaker Jones.
** Which are also examples of MeaningfulName.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The mugger's reaction to the boyfriend parkouring away in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/quick-moves Quick Moves]].
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: Inverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_day_before_yesterday The Day Before Yesterday When Everything Was OK and There Weren't Any Zombies]].
* EyeScream: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeath_goes_scissorjogging Johnny Quickdeath Goes Scissorjogging]]
** And [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007/ My eyes are killing me]].
* FaceDeathWithDignity: Richards in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]]''
-->'''Dufresne Sr.:''' RICHARDS! Did you kill my boy?
-->'''Richards:''' ''Yes'' - and I ''accept'' the consequences.
-->''[Dufresne Sr. hurls a throwing knife into Richards' forehead]''
-->'''Richards:''' ...''Thank you.''
-->''[[{{Badass}} [Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whisky glass]]]''
* FreezeFrameBonus: Quite a few of these; prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/vote_responsibly Vote Responsibly]] and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it newspaper front page in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meanwhile_in_kansas Meanwhile, In Kansas...]]
* FrickinLaserBeams /RealityIsUnrealistic: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/laser_test Laser Test]] where the researchers gathered to view the effects of a new laser instead get into an argument about what noise it should make.
-->''The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years. ''
* FurryConfusion: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]].
* GagDub: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/ending_to_a_bad_teen_romantic_comedy Ending to a Bad Teen Romantic Comedy]].
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Inverted with [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fastest_cancelled_kids_cartoon_ever The Fastest Cancelled Kid’s Cartoon Ever]]. Could also possibly qualify as an AccidentalInnuendo.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/fortune_cookies Fortune Cookies]].
* [[GoOutWithASmile Go Out With A]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel Terrifying]] [[SlasherSmile Shiteating Grin]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/super-psyched Super-Psyched]].
-->"Yes... finally... '''FINALLY!'''"
* GuyOnGuyIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]].
* HalloweenEpisode: The videos coming out around Halloween are typically Horror-themed.
* HeyItsThatGuy:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU4L8NyTm9c Oh my God, it's Juliette Lewis!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_final_battle/ ...and Patton Oswalt]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/piece_for_peace .. and Peter Stormare!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/free-hug ...and Andrew WK?!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/pressing-business ...and James Urbaniak!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMsfvr4wevU ...and]] Music/WeirdAlYankovic! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZeiwlmSHw ...Again!]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]].
* IdeaBulb: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO4W3T7bIA&feature=feedu Resourcefulness]]
* ImagineTheAudienceNaked: Invoked in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jon_worley_gives_a_speech Jon Worley Gives a Speech]]. This turns out to be a [[NauseaFuel bad]] [[NightmareFuel idea]].
* ImAHumanitarian: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/stuffed Stuffed]].
* IndianBurialGround: Apparently, the used car in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_used_car The Used Car]] was built on one. It also has a [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking stuck tape]].
* {{Infomercial}}: Jon Worley hawks some interesting products: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/it_slices_it_dices Chop-Wow]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/watch_this Flip-a-Baby]], and his own... [[EldritchAbomination special]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/demon_breath cleaning services]].
* JumpingOnAGrenade: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]].
* KillerRabbit: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meeps Meeps?]] ... '''[[OhCrap MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!]]'''
* KillSat: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/death_ray_from_space Death Ray From Space]]. It doesn't do much.
* LateToThePunchline: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/brian_finally_gets_mikes_joke Brian Finally Gets Mike's Joke]].
* {{Leatherman}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fabulous_four The Fabulous Four]]
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guaranteed_distraction Guaranteed Distraction]].
* MadDoctor: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4t3cB1kQk The Brilliant Dr. Eye]]:
-->'''Doctor:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"
-->'''Dr. Eye:''' "'''NO!''' GIVE HIM '''AIDS!'''"
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_cross_the_streams Don't Cross The Streams]].
* MindScrew: Many, but prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_gift_that_keeps_on_giving The Gift That Keeps on Giving]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/masters_of_the_viewniverse Masters of the Viewniverse]].
* MsFanservice: Kelsey Gunn and Olivia Taylor Dudley play these roles often.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Brian Firenzi tends to take on the more unnerving roles.
* TheNineties: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/90s_brian 90's Brian]], who makes a reappearance [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop here]].
* OneSteveLimit: Averted; there's loads of Brians.
* TheOneThatGotAway: [[MeaningfulName Cynthia Onethat Gotaway]], to be precise ([[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/obituary Obituary]]).
* OverlyLongGag: Over a few episodes, called [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_gift_that_keeps_on_giving The Gift That Keeps on Giving]].
* PettingZooPeople: In [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blind_date Blind Date]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]]
* PoliceLineup: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEqjGLT2BXo Played]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7BIvP8n-M with three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HypM5NSj6U times.]]
* PrivateEyeMonologue: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_big_creep The Big Creep]], and subverted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgH7z6tzRa0&feature=g-u&context=G2c84993FUAAAAAAABAA The Big Drip.]]
* ProductPlacement: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_new_911 The New 911]]. With a bloodied hand gripping the phone:
-->"Thanks for calling 911, brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers! And Emergency. And Hush Puppies. And-" * thud*
* PunnyName: Invoked (in a rather awesome fashion) in [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/5sf/images/screenshots/theballadoftruckthunders.jpg The Ballad of Truck Thunders]]. Subverted in the video description:
-->''His brother, always one to try and copy Truck’s genius with wordplay, had his name legally changed to “Ama Pan,” but never found the chance to have his last name spoken first in any setting. Plus, he lost his Halen tape anyway.''
* RageAgainstTheReflection: ''[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/self-hatred Self-Hatred]]''
* BlackComedyRape: {{Lampshaded}}[=/=]Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_plagiarist The Plagiarist]].
* RapidFireComedy: They do ''compilations''.
* RealIsBrown: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_not_ww2-_its_hbo It's not WW2. It's HBO.]]
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: one of the actors broke his hand and needs it to be in a cast, its become a theme in a few/[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKnfm1gVns&feature=channel]]. of/[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRLAmRQ47Y&feature=channel]]. the films
* RealityWarper: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling The Changeling]]
* RecurringCharacter: Johnny Quickdeath, Tony & Joey, Officer Sminkle and Elliot Zanderflex. Also, the actors usually play themselves; Jon Worley has a recurring character in the form of himself as a sleazy/[[EldritchAbomination demonic]] advertiser.
* RecycledInSpace: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]] came before [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]].
* RefugeInVulgarity: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jackpot Jackpot]]. Also counts as {{Squick}}: the sound effect... * shudders*
* RetGone: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_after_pill Morning After Pill]].
* {{Retraux}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boss_greedwells_deathbed_wish Boss Greedwell's Deathbed Wish]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/flarbys_secret_weapon Flarby's Secret Weapon]]
* RobotDog: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o "Robodog, walk."]]
* RunningGag: The annual [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/ Cinco]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_sinko_into_de_struction/ De]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_history_of_cinco_de_mayo/ Mayo]] videos.
-->[[ThisIsSparta SHUT.]] [[CatchPhrase THE.]] [[OnceAnEpisode FUCK.]] [[BingeMontage UP.]]
* SeeYouInHell: Used literally in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/woolthorp_v._pendergrast Woolthorp v. Pendergrast]].
-->'''Woolthorp:''' I'LL SEE YOU IN ''HELL'', PEDERGRAST!
-->''[Woolthorp and Pendergrast shoot each other]''
-->'''''Later, in Hell...'''''
-->'''Woolthorp:''' Pendergrast!
-->'''Pendergrast:''' Woolthorp!
* SkywardScream: They're a fan of this. See: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_wardens_toupee The Warden's Toupee]], "[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boarding_school Boarding School]]", [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bowzer Bowzer]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dealbreaker_jones Dealbreaker Jones]]:
-->"Damn you [[MeaningfulName Dealbreaker Jones]], [[WhatAnIdiot that wasn't part of the DEAAAALLLLL!]]"
* SpitTake: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_read Morning Read]]. Multiple spit-takes, no less.
* StalkerWithACrush: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/secret_admirer/ Secret Admirer]]
* StealthPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/setting_the_mood Setting the Mood]], starring a man with a [[RadioHead radio antenna sticking out the top of his head]]. {{Lampshaded}} in the description:
-->''His favorite band is…wait for it...wait for it...__________________ (guess) ''
* StylisticSuck: The Telekats shorts.
* TakeThat: 5SF seems to take a few potshots at hipsters: see the aforementioned [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]], as well as [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_a_vegan_its_a_musician Hipster Superman]]:
-->"Hi, I'm Hipster Superman. You probably haven't heard of me, I'm pretty obscure."
** Week 151 is "5 Second Films: Special Edition", where the team has taken pot shot after pot shot at GeorgeLucas and his "improvements" of the original StarWars trilogy, either adding in needless ConspicuousCGI to classic videos, bowlderizing some of the more vulgar ones, or editing them in ways that are CompletelyMissingThePoint and ruining the original joke. For anybody who didn't get the joke with Brian looking like George Lucas, sitting in his director's seat the whole time in front of nothing but green screens, and having a constant cup of coffee in his hand, along with a SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the Star Wars opening playing after each video, in the last one they used footage and sound clips from Episode III (Darth Vader's NO! scene)
* TemptingFate: Subverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forever_young Forever Young]].
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop My Grunge Band's Playing at a Coffee Shop]]
* TooDumbToLive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_midas_touch The Midas Touch]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wrap-it-up Wrap It Up]], and [[MeaningfulName predictably]], Johnny Quickdeath.
* TookALevelInBadass: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_ben_monster_hunter Little Ben: Monster Hunter]]
* TriggerPhrase: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-c-i-a Paul Was In The C.I.A.]]
* VisualPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/drafty Drafty]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_heart_thief The Heart Thief]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/engaging-the-enemy Engaging The Enemy]].
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/coming_of_age Coming of Age]]
* WondrousLadiesRoom: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]]
* WorldOfHam: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]]
* WouldHitAGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_white_lie Little White Lie]]
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/osama_bin_ladens_final_video Osama Bin Laden's Final Video]] was filmed and uploaded a few hours after the man's death was announced.
* YouLookFamiliar: They have only a few actors, but man are they diverse!
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''[[http://5secondfilms.com/ 5 Second Films]]'' (or 5SF) is a website run by a group of actors and writers that regularly produce short films. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin These short films last exactly five seconds]] (8 seconds, if you count the title card and 'The End'. But don't pay attention to that). The subject of said films are almost completely random, with only a few subjects and characters referenced more than once.
In addition to the link above, they have a [[http://www.youtube.com/user/5secondfilms YouTube channel]]; useful, since it has some of their earlier videos that are no longer accessible on their main site.
Not to be confused with [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Five Second Movies]].
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!!These films provide examples of:
* AffectionateParody
* AprilFoolsDay: As an April Fool's prank in 2009, the team took out most of their preceding content and replaced it with an... ''interesting'' web animation called "Telekats".
* AsHimself: Most of the videos.
* AnimationAgeGhetto: Parodied in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/truman_capotes_childrens_hour Truman Capote's Children's Hour]].
* ArtifactTitle: Sometimes, they fit a bit more content into the episodes by continuing the audio into the ending frame. [[FanDumb The fans get a bit annoyed at this.]]
* AssPull: Used in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/lost_writers_room 'LOST' Writer's Room]]
* AtomicFBomb: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work Late For Work]], not for volume but for duration.
* BedmateReveal: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wolfmans_hangover Wolfman's Hangover]].
* BigNo: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/digging_to_china Digging to China]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Whither Thou How Now, The Man In The Moon]].
* BottleFairy: Kelsey, according to [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelseys-maternal-instincts Kelsey's Maternal Instincts]].
* [[BreakTheHaughty Break The Drill Sergeant]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boyfriend_bootcamp/ Due to]] AllMenArePerverts.
* TheCasanova: Elliot ZANDERFLEX. Could also qualify as a KavorkaMan.
* CatGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelsey-cat Kelsey Cat]].
* ChooseYourOwnAdventure: From [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/choose_your_own_adventure the episode of the same name]]:
-->"Will you: '''Lead the galactic rebellion''', or '''Make a sandwich'''?"
* CloningBlues: A common occurrence in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/another_monday Another Monday]], apparently.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/corporate-board-meeting Corporate Board Meeting]].
* DeadBabyComedy: Quite literally in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/magic_show_volunteer Magic Show Volunteer]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/food_baby Food Baby]].
* DirtyCop: Officer Sminkle. Apparently, the City of Chico's most trustworthy officer.
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guess_whos_coming_to_dinner Guess Who's Coming to Diner?]]
* DoubleStandard: Mixed with ValuesDissonance in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/sexism_saves Sexism Saves]].
* EarthAllAlong: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Earth is actually the Moon]].
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The series as a whole, but also recurring characters, Johnny Quickdeath and Dealbreaker Jones.
** Which are also examples of MeaningfulName.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The mugger's reaction to the boyfriend parkouring away in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/quick-moves Quick Moves]].
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: Inverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_day_before_yesterday The Day Before Yesterday When Everything Was OK and There Weren't Any Zombies]].
* EyeScream: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeath_goes_scissorjogging Johnny Quickdeath Goes Scissorjogging]]
** And [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007/ My eyes are killing me]].
* FaceDeathWithDignity: Richards in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]]''
-->'''Dufresne Sr.:''' RICHARDS! Did you kill my boy?
-->'''Richards:''' ''Yes'' - and I ''accept'' the consequences.
-->''[Dufresne Sr. hurls a throwing knife into Richards' forehead]''
-->'''Richards:''' ...''Thank you.''
-->''[[{{Badass}} [Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whisky glass]]]''
* FreezeFrameBonus: Quite a few of these; prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/vote_responsibly Vote Responsibly]] and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it newspaper front page in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meanwhile_in_kansas Meanwhile, In Kansas...]]
* FrickinLaserBeams /RealityIsUnrealistic: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/laser_test Laser Test]] where the researchers gathered to view the effects of a new laser instead get into an argument about what noise it should make.
-->''The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years. ''
* FurryConfusion: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]].
* GagDub: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/ending_to_a_bad_teen_romantic_comedy Ending to a Bad Teen Romantic Comedy]].
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Inverted with [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fastest_cancelled_kids_cartoon_ever The Fastest Cancelled Kid’s Cartoon Ever]]. Could also possibly qualify as an AccidentalInnuendo.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/fortune_cookies Fortune Cookies]].
* [[GoOutWithASmile Go Out With A]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel Terrifying]] [[SlasherSmile Shiteating Grin]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/super-psyched Super-Psyched]].
-->"Yes... finally... '''FINALLY!'''"
* GuyOnGuyIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]].
* HalloweenEpisode: The videos coming out around Halloween are typically Horror-themed.
* HeyItsThatGuy:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU4L8NyTm9c Oh my God, it's Juliette Lewis!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_final_battle/ ...and Patton Oswalt]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/piece_for_peace .. and Peter Stormare!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/free-hug ...and Andrew WK?!]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/pressing-business ...and James Urbaniak!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMsfvr4wevU ...and]] Music/WeirdAlYankovic! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZeiwlmSHw ...Again!]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]].
* IdeaBulb: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO4W3T7bIA&feature=feedu Resourcefulness]]
* ImagineTheAudienceNaked: Invoked in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jon_worley_gives_a_speech Jon Worley Gives a Speech]]. This turns out to be a [[NauseaFuel bad]] [[NightmareFuel idea]].
* ImAHumanitarian: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/stuffed Stuffed]].
* IndianBurialGround: Apparently, the used car in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_used_car The Used Car]] was built on one. It also has a [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking stuck tape]].
* {{Infomercial}}: Jon Worley hawks some interesting products: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/it_slices_it_dices Chop-Wow]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/watch_this Flip-a-Baby]], and his own... [[EldritchAbomination special]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/demon_breath cleaning services]].
* JumpingOnAGrenade: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]].
* KillerRabbit: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meeps Meeps?]] ... '''[[OhCrap MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!]]'''
* KillSat: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/death_ray_from_space Death Ray From Space]]. It doesn't do much.
* LateToThePunchline: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/brian_finally_gets_mikes_joke Brian Finally Gets Mike's Joke]].
* {{Leatherman}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fabulous_four The Fabulous Four]]
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guaranteed_distraction Guaranteed Distraction]].
* MadDoctor: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4t3cB1kQk The Brilliant Dr. Eye]]:
-->'''Doctor:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"
-->'''Dr. Eye:''' "'''NO!''' GIVE HIM '''AIDS!'''"
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_cross_the_streams Don't Cross The Streams]].
* MindScrew: Many, but prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_gift_that_keeps_on_giving The Gift That Keeps on Giving]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/masters_of_the_viewniverse Masters of the Viewniverse]].
* MsFanservice: Kelsey Gunn and Olivia Taylor Dudley play these roles often.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Brian Firenzi tends to take on the more unnerving roles.
* TheNineties: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/90s_brian 90's Brian]], who makes a reappearance [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop here]].
* OneSteveLimit: Averted; there's loads of Brians.
* TheOneThatGotAway: [[MeaningfulName Cynthia Onethat Gotaway]], to be precise ([[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/obituary Obituary]]).
* OverlyLongGag: Over a few episodes, called [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_gift_that_keeps_on_giving The Gift That Keeps on Giving]].
* PettingZooPeople: In [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blind_date Blind Date]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]]
* PoliceLineup: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEqjGLT2BXo Played]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7BIvP8n-M with three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HypM5NSj6U times.]]
* PrivateEyeMonologue: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_big_creep The Big Creep]], and subverted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgH7z6tzRa0&feature=g-u&context=G2c84993FUAAAAAAABAA The Big Drip.]]
* ProductPlacement: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_new_911 The New 911]]. With a bloodied hand gripping the phone:
-->"Thanks for calling 911, brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers! And Emergency. And Hush Puppies. And-" * thud*
* PunnyName: Invoked (in a rather awesome fashion) in [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/5sf/images/screenshots/theballadoftruckthunders.jpg The Ballad of Truck Thunders]]. Subverted in the video description:
-->''His brother, always one to try and copy Truck’s genius with wordplay, had his name legally changed to “Ama Pan,” but never found the chance to have his last name spoken first in any setting. Plus, he lost his Halen tape anyway.''
* RageAgainstTheReflection: ''[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/self-hatred Self-Hatred]]''
* BlackComedyRape: {{Lampshaded}}[=/=]Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_plagiarist The Plagiarist]].
* RapidFireComedy: They do ''compilations''.
* RealIsBrown: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_not_ww2-_its_hbo It's not WW2. It's HBO.]]
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: one of the actors broke his hand and needs it to be in a cast, its become a theme in a few/[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKnfm1gVns&feature=channel]]. of/[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRLAmRQ47Y&feature=channel]]. the films
* RealityWarper: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling The Changeling]]
* RecurringCharacter: Johnny Quickdeath, Tony & Joey, Officer Sminkle and Elliot Zanderflex. Also, the actors usually play themselves; Jon Worley has a recurring character in the form of himself as a sleazy/[[EldritchAbomination demonic]] advertiser.
* RecycledInSpace: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]] came before [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]].
* RefugeInVulgarity: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jackpot Jackpot]]. Also counts as {{Squick}}: the sound effect... * shudders*
* RetGone: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_after_pill Morning After Pill]].
* {{Retraux}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boss_greedwells_deathbed_wish Boss Greedwell's Deathbed Wish]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/flarbys_secret_weapon Flarby's Secret Weapon]]
* RobotDog: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o "Robodog, walk."]]
* RunningGag: The annual [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/ Cinco]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_sinko_into_de_struction/ De]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_history_of_cinco_de_mayo/ Mayo]] videos.
-->[[ThisIsSparta SHUT.]] [[CatchPhrase THE.]] [[OnceAnEpisode FUCK.]] [[BingeMontage UP.]]
* SeeYouInHell: Used literally in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/woolthorp_v._pendergrast Woolthorp v. Pendergrast]].
-->'''Woolthorp:''' I'LL SEE YOU IN ''HELL'', PEDERGRAST!
-->''[Woolthorp and Pendergrast shoot each other]''
-->'''''Later, in Hell...'''''
-->'''Woolthorp:''' Pendergrast!
-->'''Pendergrast:''' Woolthorp!
* SkywardScream: They're a fan of this. See: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_wardens_toupee The Warden's Toupee]], "[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boarding_school Boarding School]]", [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bowzer Bowzer]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dealbreaker_jones Dealbreaker Jones]]:
-->"Damn you [[MeaningfulName Dealbreaker Jones]], [[WhatAnIdiot that wasn't part of the DEAAAALLLLL!]]"
* SpitTake: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_read Morning Read]]. Multiple spit-takes, no less.
* StalkerWithACrush: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/secret_admirer/ Secret Admirer]]
* StealthPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/setting_the_mood Setting the Mood]], starring a man with a [[RadioHead radio antenna sticking out the top of his head]]. {{Lampshaded}} in the description:
-->''His favorite band is…wait for it...wait for it...__________________ (guess) ''
* StylisticSuck: The Telekats shorts.
* TakeThat: 5SF seems to take a few potshots at hipsters: see the aforementioned [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]], as well as [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_a_vegan_its_a_musician Hipster Superman]]:
-->"Hi, I'm Hipster Superman. You probably haven't heard of me, I'm pretty obscure."
** Week 151 is "5 Second Films: Special Edition", where the team has taken pot shot after pot shot at GeorgeLucas and his "improvements" of the original StarWars trilogy, either adding in needless ConspicuousCGI to classic videos, bowlderizing some of the more vulgar ones, or editing them in ways that are CompletelyMissingThePoint and ruining the original joke. For anybody who didn't get the joke with Brian looking like George Lucas, sitting in his director's seat the whole time in front of nothing but green screens, and having a constant cup of coffee in his hand, along with a SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the Star Wars opening playing after each video, in the last one they used footage and sound clips from Episode III (Darth Vader's NO! scene)
* TemptingFate: Subverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forever_young Forever Young]].
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop My Grunge Band's Playing at a Coffee Shop]]
* TooDumbToLive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_midas_touch The Midas Touch]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wrap-it-up Wrap It Up]], and [[MeaningfulName predictably]], Johnny Quickdeath.
* TookALevelInBadass: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_ben_monster_hunter Little Ben: Monster Hunter]]
* TriggerPhrase: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-c-i-a Paul Was In The C.I.A.]]
* VisualPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/drafty Drafty]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_heart_thief The Heart Thief]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/engaging-the-enemy Engaging The Enemy]].
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/coming_of_age Coming of Age]]
* WondrousLadiesRoom: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]]
* WorldOfHam: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]]
* WouldHitAGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_white_lie Little White Lie]]
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/osama_bin_ladens_final_video Osama Bin Laden's Final Video]] was filmed and uploaded a few hours after the man's death was announced.
* YouLookFamiliar: They have only a few actors, but man are they diverse!
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