History WebVideo / ASlapOnTitan

%%* AbusiveParents: Armin's grandfather.

%%* CreepyChild: '''''ARMIN.'''''

%%* NewAgeRetroHippie: Hanna and Franz.

%%* SonOfAWhore: Eren.

* WideEyedIdealist: Hanna and Franz qualify, as they believe they can stop Titans with "free love".
%%** Marco.

* GoLookAtTheDistraction: Briefly, Petra tries to make Eren look at a squirrel when he starts catching on to her feelings for Levi.

* TheAlcoholic: Pixis, to the point where he vomits on the entire gathering midway through a RousingSpeech.

* AbusiveParents: Armin's grandfather.

* ByTheEyesOfTheBlind: Only Eren can hear titan talk.

* ClusterFBomb: EVERY-[[HypocriticalHumor FUCKING]]-ONE.

* CreepyChild: '''''ARMIN.'''''

--> '''Armin:''' So, [[OralFixation sucking your thumb]] [[TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening transforms you into a superhero?]]
--> '''Eren:''' Yeah, basically.
--> '''Armin:''' Holy [[TitleDrop deus ex machina]].

* DirtyOldMan: Pixis.

* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Carla. Eren does not take this well.
* ImaginaryFriend: Suit Vest, Mr. Whiskers.

* MusclesAreMeaningless: …Mikasa doesn't need muscles to have man strength.

* NewAgeRetroHippie: Hanna and Franz.

--> '''Levi''': Was I Batman?
--> '''Eren''': NO! You were never Batman! You're a miserable pathetic failure, wrapped in self-hatred and loathing dying a cold death alone IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

* SexGod: Carla is one, according to everyone but Eren. Also Christa (by extension Ymir) is probably one too, as she constantly runs and attends orgy sex parties.

--> '''Eren:''' I'm gonna be the best, like no one ever was!
--> '''Mikasa:''' [[LampshadeHanging That's Pokémon.]]
--> '''Eren:''' IT'S APPLICABLE TO TITANS!

* SonOfAWhore: Eren.

--> '''Eren:''' What happened last night?
--> '''Mikasa:''' Well, you fell asleep early, Armin started huffing glue until he passed out, and I decided to finally get some rest, and ended the night by… [[BreadEggsMilkSquick staring into your eyes]].
--> ''{{beat}}''
--> '''Eren:''' [[YouKeepUsingThatWord That's gay.]]

* StrawFeminist: Annie.

* WideEyedIdealist:
** Marco.
** Hanna and Franz also qualify, as they believe they can stop Titans with "free love".
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: It's a well known fact that Pixis is [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] insane.

--> '''Armin:''' But why don't you go, yourself? You're better at everything anyway!
--> '''Mikasa:''' Only when it comes to [[TheStrengthOfTenMen man strength]], Armin, something you wouldn't know anything about. Now, I need you to use your weak, [[LysistrataGambit womanly]] ways to [[ScheherezadeGambit convince]] the commander not to kill us!

* BiTheWay: Krista says she's bisexual in episode 3.

Yeah.

-->F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

--> '''Pastor Nick:''' EREN AND MIKASA,
--> SITTING IN A TREE,
--> F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

* SexGod: Carla is according to everyone in the show that isn’t Eren. Also Christa (by extension Ymir) is probably one too, as she constantly runs and attends orgy sex parties.

--> '''Aristocrat''': Holy shit, [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Sirius Black]]'s on the loose

-->'''Aristocrat''': Holy shit, [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Sirius Black]]'s on the loose

-->'''Female Titan''': Hufflepuff represent!

* NotSoAboveItAll: While Petra admits that the Survey Corps members working with Levi tend to be freaky weirdos, her brand of weirdness is a bit more subtle. Namely, she has a disturbingly detailed knowledge of Levi's odd cleaning habits (which she calls "foreplay"), and she's apparently a heinous bitch if she doesn't get her pumpkin spice latte.

Created by Tom Andre, ''A Slap On Titan'' is one of the lesser known of the ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' [[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged Abridged]] [[WebVideo/AbridgedOnTitan series]]. This series exaggerates some of the character's traits, like Eren's grudge against Titans (and his [[BerserkButton anger in general]]), Mikasa's [[BigBrotherAttraction feelings]] for Eren (as well as [[TokenMinority being the only Asian]]), Jean becoming a literal FrenchJerk, and so on. [[EnfantTerrible Armin]], however...

* RousingSpeech: Armin gives one to Jean when Jean refuses to cooperate with him and Reiner to stop the Female Titan. [[spoiler:He doesn't really mean what he's saying, he's just trying to manipulate Jean into being a pawn in his plan so he can flirt with her]].

--> '''Mikasa:''' Only when it comes to [[TheStrengthOfTenMen man strength]], Armin, something you wouldn't know anything about. Now, I need you to use your weak, [[LysistrataGambit womanly]] ways to [[ScheherezadeGambit convince]] the commander not to kill us!
* SexforSolace: in episode 18 when petra says she will sleep with eren after Levi states she can’t do better than him, which finally pushes petra over the edge with his shit.

* SexforSolace: in episode 18 when petra says she will sleep with eren after Levi stats she can’t do better than him, which finally pushes petra over the edge with his shit.

* SexforSolace: petra saying she will sleep with eren after Levi says she can’t do better than him, which finally pushes petra over the edge with his shit.

--> '''Mikasa:''' Only when it comes to [[TheStrengthOfTenMen man strength]], Armin, something you wouldn't know anything about. Now, I need you to use your weak, [[LysistrataGambit womanly]] ways to [[ScheherezadeGambit convince]] the commander not to kill us!

* AllMenArePerverts: The only way Mikasa could convince everyone to get to safety in Trost was to [[MotivationalLie promise to have sex with the first one that made it to the castle.]]
** To be fair, [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer it worked on all the women, too.]]

* CuteWitch: Krista, though it remains to be seen if she has actual magic powers and isn't merely [[IRejectYourReality insane.]]

--> '''Armin:''' Holy [[TitleDrop deus ex machina.]]

* {{Emo}}: Mikasa always wears her scarf, because it warms the [[ThereAreNoTherapists darkness of her soul.]]

* EvilVersusEvil: [[ChosenOne Armin]] and [[TheUsurper Kitz's]] showdown in episode 10, deciding once and for all, who is the most "fucked up" human being.

* MusclesAreMeaningful: Reiner has taken a ton of steroids in order to obtain his physique, but...
* MusclesAreMeaningless: ...Mikasa doesn't need muscles to have man strength.

* RaceFetish: Everyone wants a piece of Mikasa.

*** As the aristocrats behind Wall Sina discuss TheReveal that [[spoiler:Eren can turn into a Titan]], one of them reading the newspaper says this.
-->'''Aristocrat''': Holy shit, [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Sirius Black]]'s on the loose!

--> '''Mikasa:''' Well, you fell asleep early, Armin started huffing glue until he passed out, and I decided to finally get some rest, and ended the night by... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick staring into your eyes.]]

* SurpriseIncest: If the [[spoiler:Ackerman family tree]] is the same here as it is in Attack on Titan, then [[spoiler:Levi showing an interest in Mikasa]] alludes to this trope.

Created by Tom Andre, ''A Slap On Titan'' is one of the lesser known of the ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' [[AttackOnTitanAbridged Abridged]] [[AbridgedOnTitan series]]. This series exaggerates some of the character's traits, like Eren's grudge against Titans (and his [[BerserkButton anger in general]]), Mikasa's [[BigBrotherAttraction feelings]] for Eren (as well as [[TokenMinority being the only Asian]]), Jean becoming a literal FrenchJerk, and so on. [[EnfantTerrible Armin]], however...

* CrapsackWorld: Arguably even moreso than the original.

* RefugeInAudacity: Practically 90% of Armin & Shardis' dialogue can be described as this.

*** When Hanji is informed that Sawney & Bean are dead, the messenger screws up and initially says that, "somebody has stolen the [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Philosopher's Stone]]."