History WebAnimation / TheDementedCartoonMovie

'''Guy in Green Chair''': You wanna watch some more?\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': Yep.

It is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.

It features a trailer[[note]]with everything missing![[/note]], opening credits, stick figures[[note]]Blah! *boom*[[/note]], green and blue chairs, Qrrbrbirlbel, a kamikaze watermelon[[note]][[RunningGag DA-DA-DA-DA, Da-DAAAAA! Wheeeeee! *splat*]][[/note]], a production of ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''[[note]]Bring out the Auto Romeo Maker![[/note]], a tidal wave[[note]]Splash.[[/note]], nucular[[note]]It's pronounced "nuclear!"[[/note]] explosions, a rocket to Mars[[note]]You fast-forwarded wrong![[/note]], a car race, a superhero, a villain and an ending, among other things. If you have thirty minutes of your life to waste, you ought to check it out.

* InherentlyFunnyWords: We repeat: Zeeky Boogy Doog. Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon. Blah.
---> [[TemptingFate Well at least there isn't any words to make the world blow up.]] \\
Gleeg Snag Zip! '''*BOOM!!!*''' \\
I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected.

* OhCrap

%%* BuffySpeak

%%* {{Keet}}: Bloing Gloing!

%%* MadScientist: Crazy Scientist Blah.

* {{GASP}}!: At the climactic moments when the Blah guys find out what actually causes the Zeeky Words to blow stuff up, and when Super Blah is defeated by Evil Blah, everyone present, including an unseen character accompanied by plain text, says "gasp".

** The second time the Earth blows up, two guys are watching it and even acknowledge the fact.

* KillEmAll: Every character save one gets killed at least once. The credits challenge you to find the one person throughout the entire movie that didn't die or otherwise get maimed in some way. Answer: [[spoiler: From the beginning, skip scenes seven times. One guy exits stage right just before the cars crash into the cliff.]]

* EsotericHappyEnding: {{Invoked|Trope}} with "HAPPY END!" which also [[ImageSource provides the page image]].

* EarthShatteringKaboom: It's fun to count the number of times this happens.[[note]]Eleven. Fifteen, if you count the times it fell into the sun.[[/note]]

* {{Angrish}}: The director falls into this as Juliet keeps murdering Romeo.
* AnvilOnHead: Mr. Weight On Head, rather.

* BigRedButton: A few gags revolve around a big red button. Big red buttons are also seen on the Auto Romeo Maker and the Auto Damsel Maker.
* {{Blah|BlahBlah}}! [[YourHeadASplode *BOOM*]]
** "Brian Ken- Blah, blah, blah"
* {{BFG}}: Mr. Blaster Ray Gun.
* BileFascination: InUniverse, the Chair Guys call the movie crap but keep watching anyway, likely for this exact reason.
* BombWhistle: Followed by *BOOM* - you guessed that, right?
* BrickJoke: "Blah." It's mostly been left behind by the time of Evil Blah and Super Blah's confrontation, but then Evil Blah kills Super Blah by having him read a sign that says "Blah."
* BuffySpeak
* TheCape: Super Blah.

* CartoonBomb: Zeeky H. Bomb.
* TheChewToy: Bloing Gloing! is almost always getting destroyed for whatever reason.
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: Qrrbrbirlbel in a nutshell.
* ColonyDrop: Too many times to count.
* CreatingLife: The Auto Romeo and Generic Damsel Makers.
** CloneDegeneration: The last damsel created proves to be a complete ''nutcase''.

* DamselInDistress: The generic damsel.
* DeadlineNews: "OhCrap, that's going to be broadcast all over the world!"
* DiabolicalMastermind: Evil Blah.
* TheDitherer: The car driver, to the point of being TooDumbToLive.
* DoingInTheWizard: When the two Blah Guys go to Mars to find the secret of the Zeeky Words. [[spoiler:Subverted; after they destroy the bomb launcher with its own H-Bomb, the Zeeky Words still blow the Blah Guys up.]]
* DropTheCow: Or Mr. Weight. Or Mr. Big Shoe.

* EveryCarIsAPinto

* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon, Auto Romeo Maker, Auto Damsel Maker, Make the World Blow Up Button, brick wall and Fooby Buttons, Mr. Blaster Ray Gun... practically everything.

* FastForwardGag: When the one Blah guy fast-forwards through the whole FailureMontage and ends up in a pile of bombs that [[AC:poof]] into existence and blow up Mars.
* FreezeFrameBonus: At the end of the bad dance act segment, just before the guy [[DropTheCow gets blown up]].
* {{GASP}}!: "gasp"
** "Gasp!"
* GilliganCut: "At least they don't have any words that make the world blow up!"
** "I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected."
* GiantFootOfStomping: Mr. Big Shoe.

* GreekChorus: The two stick figures sitting in the chairs.
* TheIgor: Several of Evil Blah's Nondescript Henchmen.

** [[TemptingFate Well at least there isn't any words to make the world blow up.]]
---> Gleeg Snag Zip! '''*BOOM!!!*'''
*** I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected.

* {{Keet}}: Bloing Gloing!
* KillEmAll: Every character save one gets killed at least once, as is pointed out by the ending.
** Though that may just be the creator stringing the viewers along. Otherwise it's Mr. Weight.
** The credits challenge you to find the one person throughout the entire movie that didn't die or otherwise get maimed in some way. Answer: [[spoiler: From the beginning, skip scenes seven times. One guy exits stage right just before the cars crash into the cliff.]]

* LazyArtist - complete with [[LampshadeHanging an arrow noting this]].
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: The OminousPipeOrgan.

* LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand: Brian Kendall seems to ''love'' this effect, as it happens in many places during the movie:

* MadeOfExplodium

* MadScientist: Crazy Scientist Blah.
* MagicAIsMagicA: Most of the time.
* MediumAwareness: "You fast-forwarded it wrong!"
* MinskyPickup: Just before the Zeeky Boogy Doog/Gleeg Snag Zip song.
* MissingEpisode: The supposed "introduction sequence" has been "lost" which probably means it was never made. [[invoked]]
** According to the animator, it was supposed to involve a spinning office chair.

* NegativeContinuity: Most notably, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth explodes]] ''eleven times''.

** The trip to Mars. Conversed by the characters watching it.
** The bad dance act.

* RageAgainstTheAuthor / WhoWritesThisCrap: When the guy steps on the Make-The-World-Blow-Up button, he starts a rant about how the movie sucks and makes no sense. Before he can ''really'' lay into the author, [[EarthShatteringKaboom the world blows up]].
* RandomEventsPlot: Let's just sum it all up as this.

* RuleOfFunny: This trope in its purest, most distilled form.
* RunningGag: 90% of the movie. The Zeeky words; the Kamikaze Watermelon; the rocket trip to Mars, "blah", the giant boot...

** GASP!

* TheScottishTrope: A nuclear explosion happens every time someone says "zeeky boogy doog" *BOOM* As a result everybody calls the phrase "the Zeeky Words".

* ScreamingWoman: The Generic Damsel, who has to be replaced every time her head falls off.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: Early and often. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d after the Mars scenes.
* ShoutOut: The entire intro, and possibly the entire movie, is steeped with allusions to Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail.

* SimpletonVoice: The guy driving to Qrrbrbirlbel has this. He happens to think that driving into a brick wall is more efficient than steering away from it.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon!

* TemptingFate: "And nothing is going to stop us!"
* ThatsNoMoon: "Wait a minute, [[InvertedTrope that's not an ant]]..."
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: 14 times.

* TheUnintelligible: Bloing Gloing!
** The above is dragged out so much that after a while, he just gets crushed by Mr. Weight as soon as he starts speaking.
* UnreadablyFastText: Two-thirds into the animation, a dancing stick-figure that tries to do his jig gets a bomb thrown at him, with the speech bubble lasting for one whole second before blowing up. Fortunately, the cartoon has a pause button built-in.
* VerbalTic: "Nucular" explosions.
** It's pronounced "nuclear"!
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo: Within the first few segments, we see a guy walk up to a wall which has a big red button marked "!!!!!!!!" He looks at it while making curious noises, then pushes it, only to be crushed by Mr. Weight.
** Quickly followed by another guy showing up, pointing and laughing, only to get his head kicked off by a shoe on a stick.

->'''Guy in Green Chair''': Is it me, or [[LampshadeHanging is this movie]] [[RandomEventsPlot making less and less sense?]]\\
'''Guy in Blue Chair''': [[LampshadeHanging I think it is.]]\\

* RetroactiveWish: Someone said, "It would suck if an airplane randomly flew out of the sky and crashed into us." which is exactly what happened. His friend then said, "It would suck if a large, generic wad of cash randomly appeared in front of me that I could do whatever I wanted with." A shoe kicked his head off.

->'''Guy in Green Chair''': Is it me, or [[LampshadeHanging is this movie]] [[RandomEventsPlot making less and less sense?]]\\

->'''Guy in Green Chair''': Is it me, or is this movie [[RandomEventsPlot making less and less sense?]]\\

'''Guy in Green Chair''': Oh.\\
(beat)\\
'''Guy in Green Chair''': Well it doesn't change the fact that this is crap.\\

It features a trailer, opening credits, stick figures[[note]]Blah! [[AC:boom]][[/note]], green and blue chairs, Qrrbrbirlbel, a kamikaze watermelon[[note]][[RunningGag DA-DA-DA-DA, Da-DAAAAA! Wheeeeee! *splat*]][[/note]], a production of ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''[[note]]Bring out the Auto Romeo Maker![[/note]], a tidal wave[[note]]Splash.[[/note]], nucular[[note]]It's pronounced "nuclear"![[/note]] explosions, a rocket to Mars, a car race, a superhero, a villain and an ending, among other things. If you have thirty minutes of your life to waste, you ought to check it out.

** I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected.

[[caption-width-right:350:The title tells nothing and everything about this movie.]]

* AnvilOnHead: Mr. Weight On Head
* AxCrazy: Juliet can't keep herself from killing Romeo.
* BalconyWooingScene: The crew attempt to recreate the Balcony Scene in ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'', but they can't quite seem to pull of the whole "Romeo woos Juliet from her window" thing.

* MockCousteau

** The driver of a gray car, who declines steering away from a brick wall because "I'm baaad at thaaat!"
-->"[[AC:Do you want to crash?]]" "Uh. Well, not really." "[[AC:Then maybe you should steer.]]" "But I'm ''baaaad at thaaaat!''"

* UnreadablyFastText
** Fortunately, the cartoon has a pause button built-in.

* PlatformHell: In movie form.

* FastForwardGag: [[ImageSource Provides the page image]], when the one Blah guy fast-forwards through the whole FailureMontage and ends up in a pile of bombs that [[AC:poof]] into existence and blow up Mars.

* NothingCanStopUsNow - View quote on said page.