History WebAnimation / HalfLifeSideStoryGaidenHuntDownFreeMan

It revolves around a heccu marine named Moint Pan who was sent to black missa "to kill headcrab zombie and scintist and everything else," and most importantly, to "HUNT THE DOWN THE FREE MAN!" Unfortunately, Gordon Freeman quickly defeated him and almost killed him, but he was revived by Gman who made a deal with him to [[TitleDrop HUNT DOWN FREE MAN]] for their sake. On his journey, he also meets Adman, "who was spooky mysterious snihper," and quickly befriends him, and together they went on an adventure, facing a boat captain who was "BAD and CHRISTIAN", Combines, and mysterious man who supplied the Combines with an army of clones.

The story is continued in the sequel, titled ''HUNT DOWN FREE MAN 2'' (full title: ''HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN Part More: Moint Pan Is Boss Even I Know!''), which happens "ssevanteen years later" after the events of the first part. Moint Pan became the leader of the clone army supplied to him by mysterious man who works for Combines, and now he became the feared pirate who travels across the oceans, terrorizing Combines. However, he learns that Freeman is back, and later he's confronted by the G-Man once again, who reminds him of the deal they made to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN. Moint Pan then continues his quest in pursuit of Freeman, while also learning the true nature of Gman's deal...

* AdaptationalLocationChange: The Cremator factory in the original was located in New Alaska, while the big clone factory in this story is somewhere in the ureopean "City 16".

** The original game made a big deal of Mitchell being "cursed" as everybody who outranks him keeps dying- implied to be caused by G-Man acting behind the scenes. This idea is completely removed from the machinima. Colonel Cue and Sergeant Harvey never actually make an appearance, and Captain Roosevelt's counterpart is instead killed because Moint Pan decides he is boat lord now.

* InformedAttractiveness: In part 2, the narration describes cloon man's dagter as "mid-twos and hot", and Moint Pan got distracted by her butt while they were in secret place and thought secretly "'''DAMN'''". Her character model is of a female rebel.

* LargeHam: Moint Pan tend to act in an overly melodramatic fashion, [[NoIndoorVoice speaks loudly]] and in a [[GutturalGrowler deep and rash voice]] to make his edginess all the more comical.

* VocalEvolution: In the part 1, Moint Pan's voice was fairly normal and not really outstanding. In part 2, however, his voice became much [[GutturalGrowler lower and raspier]], to fit his newfound over-the-top edgy persona.

'''Eistein Scintist''': HUEGH\\

* PaintingTheMedium: The thumbnail for the second video combines this with MediumAwareness:
-->'''Moint Pan:''' even in TUMBNAIL I hate Free man!

* LongTitle:
** ''Half Life: Side Story: [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Gaiden]]: HUNT DOWN FREE MAN''.
** The sequel's full title is ''HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN Part More: Moint Pan Is Boss Even I Know!''.

It revolves around a heccu marine named Moint Pan who was sent to black missa "to kill headcrab zombie and scintist and everything else," and most importantly, to "HUNT THE DOWN THE FREE MAN!" Unfortunately, Gordon Freeman quickly defeated him and almost killed him, but he was revived by Gman who made a deal with him to [[TitleDrop HUNT DOWN FREE MAN]] on their sake. On his journey, he also meets Adman, "who was spooky mysterious snihper," and quickly befriends him, and together they went on an adventure, facing a boat captain who was "BAD and CHRISTIAN", Combines, and mysterious man who supplied the Combines with an army of clones.

The story is continued in the sequel, titled ''HUNT DOWN FREE MAN 2'' (full title: ''HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN Part More: Moint Pan Is Boss Even I Know!''), which happens "ssevanteen years later" after the events of the first part. Moint Pan became the leader of the clone army supplied to him by mysterious man who works for Combines, and now he became the feared pirate who travels across the oceans, terrorizing Combines. However, he learns that Freeman is back, and later he's confronted by the G-Man once again, who reminds him of the deal they made to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN. Moint Pan then continues his quest on pursuit of Freeman, while also learning the true nature of G-Man's deal...

** Nick is nowhere to be seen. Amnad takes his role as "second in komand", and in the final scene a generic clone/cloon soldier is the one who asks Moint Pan what they'll do next.

** Boston Joe is also left out of the Machinima, probably because the level where he is introduced is skipped in favor of having Moint Pan go straight from meeting with spec ops soldiers to the boat. Since he inexplicably disappears after the 17-year timeskip in the original game, there wouldn't really be a role for him after that.

* AdaptationalBadass: In the original game, Mitchell and his army's success against the Combine was ambiguous; at best, it was implied they were a bit of a headache. Here, they're a major thorn in their side, to the point where the Combine ''drain the oceans'' partly as an attempt to stop them that ended up being in vain.

** In the original game, Captain Roosevelt was a rather NiceGuy in the short screentime he had. Here, The bad Christian captain is far more of a {{Jerkass}} to Moint Pan. So much so, that Moint Pan just outright kills him himself.
** In the original game, the G-Man was an enigmatic yet [[AffablyEvil affable]] trickster who kept being calm through the entire game and had some respect for Mitchell. Here, "Gman" is more of a [[SmugSnake smug]] [[JerkAss asshole]] who in addition isn't above EvilGloating.

** In the original game, it was never stated if Mitchell killed any scientists while he was at Black Mesa. Moint Pan, however, is shown gunning down a large amount of scintists ForTheEvulz. He also ends up being the one to kill the bad Christian captain this time around for no other reason than to give the captain the middle finger.

** The unique NonStandardGameOver videos in the tailend HoldTheLine sequence of the game are merged to create one trippy sequence (Moint Pan being in a tram with a bunch of other Gordons, and meeting a "highly popular charcter"), along with the ending of the game coming afterward.

** In the machinima, Moint Pan encounters Clon Man's dagter during the assault on the rebel base, ommitting the levels that occur in between Black Mesa East and encountering Sasha in the original game, such as Mitchell's visit to Ravenholm.
* AdaptationDistillation: Being a 33 minute two-part video on a 14 hour game, many of the events and characters of the original game are ignored entirely.

** In the original game, Mitchell wakes up in Albuquerque after agreeing to the G-Man's deal. The machinima, on the other hand, has Moint Pan wake up in the very same room in which Gordon beat him to death almost. He then fights his way through more hordes of headcrab zombies in order to escape Black Missa and travels down to albueruqueraeque afterwards.
** The original game simply jumps straight from Mitchell taking the clone factory to seventeen years later when he's on the boat. The machinima addresses the time in between, explaining that that Moint Pan had become hardcore mercenary piarte and killed so many Combines Breen declared him worse than his shoe.

* AlienBlood: Combines boss was covered in cumbines blood after being defeated by Moint Pan. The video shows it with green ooze on his back. Also, when Moint Pan crushed his head real hard almost under his boot, it sprays ochre slime.

* AmusingInjuries: When Gordon Freeman beats up Moint Pan to near-death, Moint Pan, among other things, gets "tooth in nose", which is depicted as a cartoony anthropomorphic tooth flashing over his nose. [[spoiler:He gets tooth in nose again when he dies for the second time in part 2, depicted again as the same cartoony tooth flashing over his nose.]]

'''Moint Pan''': oh.]]

** In part 1, the word "almost" is used constantly. Even when said word wouldn't fit in context. It's also abused [[SelfDemonstratingArticle almost]] in part 2 as well.

** Inverted with the City 17 section: instead of a poorly-defined plan to grab the Combine's attention like the original game, Moint Pan simply walks into the Citadel and requests an appointment.

** Adman is based off of Adam, but his role as Moint Pan's second-in-command is taken from Nick, who [[AdaptedOut doesn't have]] an analogue in this story.
** Colonel Cue and Lt. Harvey lack a direct counterpart in the machinima (not including Cue's appearance in the second part's intro). Instead their squads, which were separate groups in the original game, are combined into a single unit, of which Moint Pan immediately takes command.

-->'''Gman''': "You work for US and instead of hunt for army you will for us"

* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: Played for laughs with G-Man, who is referred to by this name (albeit mispelled as "Gman") several times both by the narrator and Moint Pan, and once by Adman ("Deal with Gman was great"). [[note]]The character is never actually referred to as "G-Man" in the official games. The name comes from the files for ''Half-Life'' and acts as a shorthand for both fans and the developers when referring to a character who lacks a canonical name[[/note]]. Made even weirder by the fact that Moint Pan actually name-drops G-Man when addressing people who shouldn't logically know about him, such as Clon army and the Combine at the citadel.

* HomageDerailment: In keeping with the same poorly-grammatized style, the infamous "You fucked up my face" line is adapted as "[[FreudianSlip You fuck my face!]]" Moint Pan then goes on to not just deliver the "[[Film/TheDarkKnightRises You have my permission to be die]]" line but then [[OverlyLongGag make several other movie references in tandem.]]

* InformedAttractiveness: In part 2, the narration describes cloon man's dagter as "mid-twos and hot", and Moint Pan got distracted by her butt while they were in secret place and thought secrelty "damn". Her character model is of a female rebel.

* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: The Boat Captain only seems to be embarassed by his injuries when he falls in halfs and dies, he then goes on to promise to be right back after getting his burgers out.

* NoEnding: [[spoiler:The part 2 ends this way when Moint Pan declares his clon army head to Borerarliarles, and right after the FakeOutFadeOut his new "second in komand" points out that "[[CallBack combins are drain ocean]] so arctic is glaciar wall surround by hundred miles dry land". After that, Moint Pan says "oh", and the camera pans at his dumbfounded face with "[[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates You Make My Dreams Come True]]" playing before the video just abruptly ends.]]
* NoKillLikeOverkill: Moint Pan shoots Adam spouts off multiple one-liners, shooting him each time.

** In Part 2, Moint Pan is initially shown with Mitchell's actual post-timeskip model, before the model is punched out by the same generic Half-Life 2 male_07 Civilian model he was depicted as in Part 1 (though with modified facial features and a similar post-timeskip getup).

* ObligatoryJoke: One scene has a lawn gnome shouting "Let's get riiiight into the invasion!" with text on screen saying 'OBLIGATORY "KEEMSTAR VOICES THE PRESIDENT" JOKE'.

* PlotHole: The story has a habit of abruptly contradicting itself, though it might be less noticeable due the script already being written to sound ridiculous.

** Near the end of part 1, Combines Boss taunts Moint Pan by saying he'll never hunt down Freeman. Logically, up until Moint Pan explained his quest to the combine guard in part 2, only Gman and Moint Pan's allies would've been aware of Moint Pan's vendetta against Gordon.
** In part 2, Moint Pan claims that Combines don't care about him during his final confrontation with Gman, despite the opening sequence describing him being hardcore mercenary piarte who killed at least sevneteen combiens a day and killed so many combines that they put portals in oceans so he couldn't be pirate.

** Despite the fact that ocean was drained at the beginning of part 2, several shots still show ocean being intact.
** At the end it's claimed that Moint Pan learned about Borerarliarles during the surreal sequence just before he returned to boat. The entire sequence consists of Moint Pan encountering multiple Gordon Freemans and meeting Eistein Scintist without any mention of Borerarliarles. [[note]]It may be possible that Moint Pan somehow discerned this from the Eistein Scintist's dialogue, but this is not made clear.[[/note]]

** Before Gordon Freeman crowbared him until dead, he uttered "[[ProfaneLastWords FUCK]]". But he [[KilledMidSentence didn't get to finish his sentence]].

** Given the fact that the machinimas are done in the style of ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'', the fanfic itself was referenced several times in the videos. Near the end of the part 1, Moint Pan fights Combines boss, similarly to how in ''Full Life Consequences'', the [[BigBad Big Bads]] of the first two stories were referred as 'bosses'. Moint Pan even yells "GET OUT EVIL BOSS" at him, similarly to how John Freeman yelled at 'evil bosses'. And in part 2, when talking to combine guard, he paraphrases one of the most repeated lines in the fanfic:

** The transition to Albueruqueraeque is accompanied with the ''Series/BreakingBad'' theme.
** The Boat Captain's last line in the Machinima are ripped directly from the WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Flash series.

** Not only is the '[[Film/TheDarkKnightRises you have my permission to (be) die]]' line kept intact from the original game, the speaker on both occasions suddenly wear Bane's mask and have his theme play.
** A certain [[WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel renegade angel]] is seen accompanying the group of vortigaunts that revive Moint Pan with their "Reptilian Death Ray" near Part More's conclusion.

* VillainProtagonist: Since Moint Pan takes on the role reserved for Mitchell, he serves as this. Possibly even moreso has he takes glee in gunning down scientists and takes over the ship of a Christian captain for being insulted besides wanting the boat itself.

* WithCatlikeTread: In the beginning of part 2, Amda reveals to Moint Pan that Freeman is back. The video says "he said back to moint pan [[BlatantLies quiet]] like so no on but in room could hear", but he yells it out real ''loud'' in the video. The fact that the transcript had his announcement written in AllCaps doesn't help.

* DiscreditedMeme: InUniverse. Colonel Cue calls [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 Lanky Kong]] a 'dead meme' in part 2.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: In part 2, Moint Pan as "hardcore mercenary piarte" was shown to be very strong and capable leader, and his clone army "look up him and give total obedijnece". [[spoiler:In fact, him returning was all it took for them to turn on against Adman once they realized he betrayed their boss.]]

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Moint Pan's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech manages to have a lame finish that tops even the one in the original game.

* KickTheSonOfABitch: At the final climax, Moint Pan kills [[spoiler:Amnad]], much like how [[spoiler:Mitchell killed Adam]]. However, [[spoiler:Adman]] was explicitly shown to be an unrepentant [[TheStarscream usurper]] who was shown to be [[BadBoss abusing his clon army]], so Moint Pan is still in the right side of the conflict here.

* NoPronunciationGuide: Adman, whose name is different virtually every time he is mentioned, including {{Gender Blender Name}}s like “Amanda.”

** The Boat Captain's last line in the Machinima are ripped directly from the Arfenhouse Flash series.

''Half Life: Side Story: Gaiden: HUNT DOWN FREE MAN'' is a ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' parody machinima made by DAMN SON on Website/YouTube, loosely based on the infamous ''VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman''. It's made in style of ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' and similar bad fanfics, and their animated adaptations by djy1991, complete with similar grammar, punctuation, spelling, and adherence to the base material of the former and with hilarious visuals, voiceover and style of the latter (albeit with ''slightly'' more visible self-awareness).

* ByNoIMeanYes: When he strikes a deal with the Clon man, he reveals his daught is member of the Resistance working as a Combine informant and tells Moint Pan to [[PunctuatedForEmphasis “DO. NOT. I repeat. DO. HARM. HER>”]]

* {{Corpsing}}: The narrator can't contain a chuckle when introducing Adman the snihper.