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* “HumancentiPad: Always read the terms and conditions of any given product very thoroughly even if these terms are overly bloated and take hours to completely read through. There is a chance that these terms include something in the fine print that allows the companies to kidnap you and use you as a guinea pig for their more inhumane products.
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* “Red Hot Catholic Love”: you shouldn’t trust the Vatican and the pope and whatever they preach because they are all a bunch of child molesting nut jobs and worship a Queen spider and allow aliens to be in their church.
** Shoving food up your butt and defecating out of your mouth is a very healthy thing to because it helps your stomach break down food more efficiently and eliminate all the cholesterol. By doing this, you will solve the world’s problems of heart disease and stomach cancer.
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* "[=DikinBaus=] Hot Dogs": Children who don't bust their asses doing labor-intensive work every hour of the day must be spoilt little tubs of lard or gutter-dwelling freeloaders. No middle ground on this one.
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** You should go back in time to undo your mistakes. Owning up to them and moving on is for pussies. (See also: ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''Film/TheButterflyEffect'', ''Film/Deadpool2'', and ''Film/AvengersEndgame''.)
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* You can use the word "fireman" as a substitute for the word "penis".
* Scott Baio has a tendency to give a person pinkeye.
* There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.
* You can use the word "fireman" as a substitute for the word "penis".
* Scott Baio has a tendency to give a person pinkeye.
* There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.
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** Some people are too far gone to be helped. There's nothing that could change the path they're on, and if they end up doing nothing with their lives, you shouldn't feel sorry for them.
** Weed can't solve all your problems, but 'tegridy can.
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* “Breast Cancer Show Ever”: Beating other kids up on school grounds is good if said kids make fun of you and insult you and mock serious issues such as breast cancer. Also, trying to get out of a fight if someone threatens you with one is morally wrong.
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** Also, the Board of Studies is okay with teachers substituting actual education subjects with popular news gossip.
** Also, a pure evil student who makes no attempt to hide his criminal record, and terrorizes the students and teachers alike, [[JustEatGilligan will not be sent out of district to a behavioral school]].
** Also, the Board of Studies is okay with teachers substituting actual education subjects with popular news gossip.
** Also, a pure evil student who makes no attempt to hide his criminal record, and terrorizes the students and teachers alike, [[JustEatGilligan will not be sent out of district to a behavioral school]].
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* "[[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda Sexual Harassment Panda]]": Never report sexual harassment. You'll wreck the economy and potentially form an Orwellian state where only the lawyers have any income.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda Sexual Harassment Panda]]": Never report sexual harassment. You'll wreck the economy and potentially form an Orwellian state where only the lawyers have any income.
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** If you don't participate in every election put before you (even one between two immaturely designed school mascots), you have no appreciation for democracy and deserve an archaic banishment, even if you're just eight years old.
** META: The US Presidential Election is just as much of a trivial waste of time as an election between two crudely-designed school mascots. Not only does your vote not count, but both candidates in every election are always equally bad. It is completely impossible for any one candidate to be preferable to – or even different from – the other in any possible way, and anyone who does pick a side in an election is an extremist lunatic who will kill anyone who disagrees. Embrace the GoldenMeanFallacy, as it makes you smarter and more special than everyone else in the entire world!
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** If you don't participate in every election put before you (even one between two immaturely designed school mascots), you have no appreciation for democracy and deserve an archaic banishment, even if you're just eight years old.
** META: The US Presidential Election is just as much of a trivial waste of time as an election between two crudely-designed school mascots. Not only does your vote not count, but both candidates in every election are always equally bad. It is completely impossible for any one candidate to be preferable to – or even different from – the other in any possible way, and anyone who does pick a side in an election is an extremist lunatic who will kill anyone who disagrees. Embrace the GoldenMeanFallacy, as it makes you smarter and more special than everyone else in the entire world!
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** Alternatively: white supremacists are just harmless idiots whose bigotry is a minor byproduct of the real problem: overzealous nostalgia for pop culture from the 80s and 90s!
** If [[Film/TheForceAwakens a sequel or remake]] shares any similarities with its source material – even if those similarities amount to just a handful of basic plot elements to which you’d have to be paying close attention in order to notice – then the new movie is a shameless, plagiarized rehash that deserves to be endlessly nitpicked [[WereStillRelevantDammit long after it stopped being relevant.]] What’s that? The vast majority of critics and audiences actually enjoy the new movie for what it is and don’t consider it to be a carbon-copy of the source material? [[OpinionMyopia Well then, obviously, those people are mindless sheep who have been brainwashed by their nostalgia for the original movie.]]
*** If it's a new thing based on an old thing, it automatically qualifies as a reboot [[YouKeepUsingThatWord even if, technically speaking, it's actually a sequel.]]
*** All sequels, remakes, reboots, and adaptations are shameless, inferior knockoffs that exist only to profit off nostalgia for the source material and are completely lacking in anything remotely resembling quality or entertainment value.
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** Christian Fundementalists would rather drive children to suicide than let them be gay.
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!!General:
* It's good parenting to ground your meek, AmbiguouslyGay son for even the slightest infraction.
* Liberals are idiotic and short-sighted people. Why? Because they ''give a shit'' and actually want to make the world better.
* Conservatives who give a shit and want to make the world a better place are also no different. The worst crime you can commit? Giving a shit and not just telling everyone else to screw off and enjoy your own life as you got yours.
* Make sure you give a few potshots at the right and you'll [[HatesEveryoneEqually make fun of everyone equally]].
* Antisemitism, racism, sexism, ableism, etc are ''FUNNY''!
!!Specific episodes:
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS3E11Chinpokomon Chinpokomon]]": Watch out for those dang "Pokemans" your children like, it's actually a recruiting tool by the Japanese government to recruit American children to spark a war between Japan and America!
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]":
** Don't pirate music, or [[Music/{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]] won't get his gold-plated shark tank bar for a few more months. [[SuddenlyShouting WON'T SOMEBODY]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren THINK OF LARS ULRICH!?]]
** It is a-okay to profit off of an entire religion by taking love songs and re-recording them with the lyrics recontextualized to sound religious.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS11E1WithApologiesToJesseJackson With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]":
** You can be forgiven of saying a racist slur if you apologize to Jesse Jackson.
** Don't worry if your moronic father says the N-word live on national television, it's no big deal!
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS11E8LePetitTourette Le Petit Tourette]]": It's fun to fake having Tourette's Syndrome to get away with saying offensive things, until you begin accidentally blurting out your deepest, darkest secrets as if you actually had Tourette's.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E1TheRing The Ring]]": Mickey Mouse will personally try to fuck you up if you interfere with Disney's money-making schemes.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS17E10TheHobbit The Hobbit]]": You're a douchebag for trying to make people accept themselves for who they are without photoshopping themselves.
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* It's good parenting to ground your meek, AmbiguouslyGay son for even the slightest infraction.
* Liberals are idiotic and short-sighted people. Why? Because they ''give a shit'' and actually want to make the world better.
* Conservatives who give a shit and want to make the world a better place are also no different. The worst crime you can commit? Giving a shit and not just telling everyone else to screw off and enjoy your own life as you got yours.
* Make sure you give a few potshots at the right and you'll [[HatesEveryoneEqually make fun of everyone equally]].
* Antisemitism, racism, sexism, ableism, etc are ''FUNNY''!
!!Specific episodes:
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS3E11Chinpokomon Chinpokomon]]": Watch out for those dang "Pokemans" your children like, it's actually a recruiting tool by the Japanese government to recruit American children to spark a war between Japan and America!
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]":
** Don't pirate music, or [[Music/{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]] won't get his gold-plated shark tank bar for a few more months. [[SuddenlyShouting WON'T SOMEBODY]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren THINK OF LARS ULRICH!?]]
** It is a-okay to profit off of an entire religion by taking love songs and re-recording them with the lyrics recontextualized to sound religious.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS11E1WithApologiesToJesseJackson With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]":
** You can be forgiven of saying a racist slur if you apologize to Jesse Jackson.
** Don't worry if your moronic father says the N-word live on national television, it's no big deal!
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS11E8LePetitTourette Le Petit Tourette]]": It's fun to fake having Tourette's Syndrome to get away with saying offensive things, until you begin accidentally blurting out your deepest, darkest secrets as if you actually had Tourette's.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E1TheRing The Ring]]": Mickey Mouse will personally try to fuck you up if you interfere with Disney's money-making schemes.
* "[[Recap/SouthParkS17E10TheHobbit The Hobbit]]": You're a douchebag for trying to make people accept themselves for who they are without photoshopping themselves.
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