History WMG / Nirvana

[[WMG:Kurt Cobain is still alive]]
He faked his death because he didn't like being famous anymore.
* He couldn't stand being with [[Music/CourtneyLove Courtney]] anymore, either.
* He's living in Ireland as "Kirk O'Bain." Clap if you believe!
* He's on an island with Jim Morrison.
* [[Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy Or Mr. Sin put them there.]]
* He, Elvis, and Michael Jackson are all hiding out on Mars.

[[WMG:He was murdered]]
He was dosed up on heroin (which probably would have killed him anyway) and in the process of divorcing Courtney Love. Courtney, who knew about his history of suicide attempts, killed (or possibly hired someone to kill) him and have it look like a suicide.
* This troper agrees, especially when you read more into it and find out the cops didn't secure the crime scene or that a former member of Hole was also found dead in her bathtub in the middle of wanting to leave the group. Sounds a little more than shady. Also, if i remember correctly, the police really didn't do much investigating before closing the case altogether. They knew he was depressed and had (allegedly) attempted suicide before and just went with that. As for his suicide note, I've read that the handwriting isn't consistent. And even if it was his handwriting, someone once pointed out that it didn't necessarily mean it was a suicide note. Lastly, I've read some reports that stated he was too high on heroin to be able to hold a SHOTGUN to his own head. The whole "suicide" thing really just doesn't make sense if anyone actually read more into it.
* In addition, he had shot up heroin twice. After the first dose, he should have been too high to do it a second time, let alone operate a shotgun afterwards, making it more likely another person did both. And there were no fingerprints on the shotgun, indicating it had been wiped down. All of these things just don't add up if it was a suicide.

[[WMG: Kurt was reincarnated.]]
As a sort of IronicHell, the reluctant idol entered the body of a newborn fated to become infinitely more famous than his past life, with the same type of music he would have hated.

That's right, Kurt became Music/JustinBieber.

[[WMG/PoisonOakEpilepticTrees Poison Oak]], maybe, but it would explain Justin's 2015-era maturation. Kurt is beginning to regain control.
* Or maybe Kurt WAS a reincarnation. Music/JimiHendrix, anyone?
** Music/RobertJohnson -> Jimi Hendrix -> Kurt Cobain -Justin Bieber -> ?

Kurt Cobain had said the song was simply about "fans" of Nirvana that only knew them through their more popular music and didn't really listen to or care for the actual lyrics, but listening more into the lyrics, you can hear some much more... passionate meanings.

[[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees Poison Oak]], maybe, but it would explain Justin's 2015-era maturation. Kurt is beginning to regain control.

** Music/Robert Johnson -> Jimi Hendrix -> Kurt Cobain -Justin Bieber -> ?

* Or maybe Kurt WAS a reincarnation. Music/JimiHendrix, anyone?

[[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees Poison Oak]], maybe, but it would explain Justin's 2015-era maturation. Kurt is beginning to regain control.

That's right, Kurt became Music/JustinBeiber.
[[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees Poison Oak]], maybe, but it would explain Justin's 2015-ish maturation.

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[[WMG:The reason "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is unintelligible is that Kurt Cobain meant for the listener to interpret their own lyrics.]]

So the full theory is that the child became a fan of the musician's music through some form of exposure to them, and the musician ended up touring through where the kid and his family lived. He was excited to go, so his family ended up trying to sneak him in, and the musician met him. However, there was a darker air about the musician, and they ended up kidnapping and molesting the young boy. The kid, not knowing any better, still listens to their music.

Kurt Cobain had said the song was simply about "fans" of Nirvana that only knew them through their more popular music and didn't really listen to or care for the actual lyrics, but listening more into the lyrics, you can hear some much more... [[FreudWasRight passionate]] meanings.

Kurt Cobain had said the song was simply about "fans" of Nirvana that only knew them through their more popular music and didn't really listen to or care for the actual lyrics, but listening more into the lyrics, you can hear some much more... [[FreudWasRight passionate]] [[Ephebophile meanings.]]

* "Bruises on the fruit, tender age in bloom". [[Squick Need I say more?]]

* This troper agrees, especially when you read more into it and find out the cops didn't secure the crime scene or that a former member of Hole was also found dead in her bathtub in the middle of wanting to leave the group. Sounds a little more than shady. Also, if i remember correctly, the police really didn't do much investigating before closing the case altogether. They knew he was depressed and had (allegedly) attempted suicide before and just went with that. As for his suicide note, I've read that the handwriting isn't consistent. And even if it was his handwriting, someone once pointed out that it didn't necessarily mean it was a suicide note. Lastly, I've read some reports that stated he was too high on heroin to be able to hold a SHOTGUN to his own head. The whole "suicide" thing really just doesn't make sense if anyone actually read more into it.

He's on an island with Jim Morrison

* [[SamAndFuzzy Or Mr. Sin put them there.]]

He was dosed up on heroin (which probably would have killed him anyway) and in the process of divorcing Courtney Love. Courtney, who knew about his history of suicide attempts, killed (or possibly hired someone to kill) him and have it look like a suicide.

* [[SamAndFuzzy Or Mr. Sin put them there.]]

[[WMG:The reason "It Smells Like Teen Spirit" is unintelligible is that Kurt Cobain meant for the listener to interpret their own lyrics.]]

** [[SamAndFuzzy or Mr. Sin put them there]]

He's on an island with Jim Morrison

You have to admit, there's nothing to contradict it.