History WMG / MyImmortal

Think about it: It's why everyone is after her. Hargrid, Vampire and Snaketail (to name a few) all lust after her despite not having actually talked to her before. This is because she had such good sex with Draco that he started bragging. And as anyone who has slept with her can vouch for, what he says is true. Voldemort misconstrued her "talent with a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean wand]]" and tasked her with killing Draco. Not to mention, she's pretty freaky in bed. And very easy. ''Very'' easy.

* Draco: 'Nuff said.

It makes total sense! We shall ignore the irrelevant fact that ''My Immortal'' was written three years before ''A Very Potter Musical'' and focus on the important details. First of all, consider the way Hogwarts in which is overrun by Muggle pop culture and Americanisms. Second of all, look at the characters:

It makes perfect sense. Some troll was looking for something to hijack. He picks a random one, and chooses My Immortal. Then another one comes along, and another, and another and so on and so forth, until we finally have the awfulness we have here. Each person hacking it didn't realize somebody hacked it before them. This would explain the changes in styles from chapter to chapter.

The sheer awfulness will so great the setting becomes real.

* No, it's the real ''Daily Prophet'' article. Rita Skeeter wrote it with her usual level of accuracy. We're seeing it before it was given to her editor, so it's full of the innumerable spelling and grammar mistakes she always makes, but which said editor always cleans up before publication. Hey, in her articles from ''GobletOfFire'' Rita canonically referred to Arthur Weasley as "Arnold Weasley" and misspelled the names of the other Triwizard champions. It's not too much of a stretch that her rough drafts would keep getting everyone's names as wrong as ''My Immortal'' does.

The sheer awfulness will so great the setting becomes real

Someone will hate the fanfic so much they actively try to find the author's computer and delete the fanfic. And what will he or she find?A 200 page story written by Tara that makes Agatha Christie look like an ametaur

[[WMG: Tara will become Edward Cullen.]]

Think about it; he has enough fun trolling his own fandom as is. He figured that messing with another one might be even better.

* Alternately, she's the other kind of [[Goth goth]], and actually knows about the roots of the scene. In chapter 28, there's the line "Red vevlet lined da blak box", which is almost a direct quote from "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by [[Bauhaus]]. Since this was written without a "geddit," it seems likely that this was a stealth [[ShoutOut Shout Out]] to any "actual" goths who might be reading.

* Alternately, she's the other kind of [[Goth]], and actually knows about the roots of the scene. In chapter 28, there's the line "Red vevlet lined da blak box", which is almost a direct quote from "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by [[Bauhaus]]. Since this was written without a "geddit," it seems likely that this was a stealth [[ShoutOut]] to any "actual" goths who might be reading.

* [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses A movie so bad it'll split the very fabric of space and time!]]

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When he's not being the president, Obama likes to write bad fanfiction ForTheLulz. This is made somewhat probable by the fact that he is clearly a [[OneOfUs nerd]].
* You mean senator. He wasn't president yet when this was written.

* Except Satan told Enoby that if things from a different time (Ebony and the bullet, Satan and the amnesia potion) won't affect each other. And Enoby could have always just gone though the penseive, couldn't she? She didn't control it, but they were timed bursts.

It could also be theorized that Ebony jumping back and forth between the two timelines whenever she dies is not a weird unexplained ability that she has, but rather Marty using his time machine to transport her safely away just before she would have died (like the bullet from James' knife-gun). Depending on how long (or why) Marty was being employed by Dumbledum, he and Doc Brown might also have been the people sent to Longdon to find Serious and Lucian.

After the plan to stop the Dark Lord is set in motion, Ebony keeps running into Marty or his "tim" machine for no directly stated reason. Ebony doesn't have any way of traveling on her own between the past and the present except by dying (which would probably be viewed by the Professor Sinister and the others as, so it makes sense that Dumbelydum would have Marty shadow her while she's in the past and be on hand to return her safely to the present if things go wrong. This means that Marty disguised his time machine as an iPod and planted it on Ebony so she could use it to escape from Past!Dumbledore (near the story's end) and is also responsible for Ebony falling through the hole and appearing back in the present after her first time travel session.

Think about it. When Egogy and Draco go to Dumbledore for help, they talk in usison and say the same thing. They look and dress and act the same. They are essentially interchangable with one-another. Clearly they acted like their canon selves before [[TheFrizzle Enoby]] showed up. She altered their memories and added them into her [[StarWars hive of scum and villainy.]]

ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, Tara experimented with Trolling by writing the abomination called My Immortal, however as it was her first time Trolling, she started to go insane from her own obnoxiousness causing her mind to crack under the pressure making her believe that My Immortal was an actual fanfic, and the more she wrote, the crazier she became, when she was allegedly hacked was actually her sane side come out and ask for help, unfortunately that side had caught the IdiotBall and decided to troll her troll side instead. She is currently locked away in an asylum far away from a computer in hopes that she get better

** Tara is a ThemeParkVersion of a Satanist. Meyer thought if people thought she was a satanist they'd except her works better than they would if she were a mormon.