History WMG / Keanu

[[WMG: That cat is cursed!]]

[[WMG: The cat is an EldritchAbomination... and he's not the only one.]]

[[WMG: The cat will be kidnapped, by ''Franchise/JohnWick''.]]

[[WMG: The Allentown Brothers are Rell and Clarence's [[{{Film/Us}} Tethered]].]]
Silent, AxCrazy doppelgängers with insane tolerance to injury in a film written by Creator/JordanPeele. Need I say more?

** Given John can be a very nice guy in any other situration, couldn't Rell and Clearence explain it was their cat. John only got so angry because they ''killed'' his dog.

Rell and Clarence will accidentally leave the cat by himself and John Wick believing it to be a stray cat to take him with him. Rell and Clarence finds the cat has gone missing only to learn from a witness that some white guy just too the cat with him. They find John Wick's address but John Wick isn't home but the cat is so Rell and Clarence breaks in to his home and take the cat with him. John Wick arrives home and finds his home ransacked with the cat missing only to learn from his neighbor that two black guys broke into his house and kidnapped the cat. John Wick then goes into a state of TranquilFury desiring to kill Rell and Clarance and bring back the cat while, Rell and Clarence runs away from John Wick's murderous rampage [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like little girls]] along the way.
** Given John can be a very nice guy in any other situration, I don't know why they can't just talk it out.

Rell and Clarence will accidentally leave the cat by himself and John Wick believing it to be a stray cat to take him with him. Rell and Clarence finds the cat has gone missing only to learn from a witness that some white guy just too the cat with him. They find John Wick's address but John Wick isn't home but the cat is so Rell and Clarence breaks in to his home and take the cat with him. John Wick arrives home and finds his home ransacked with the cat missing only to learn from his neighbor that two black guys broke into his house and kidnapped the cat. John Wick then goes into a state of TranquilFury desiring to kill Rell and Clarance and bring back the cat while, Rell and Clarence runs away from John Wick's murderous rampage [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like little girls]] along the way.

[[WMG: The cat will be kidnapped, by ''Film/JohnWick''.]]

He hides his true form and his true power, projecting only an [[CutenessProximity aura of cuteness]] that [[{{Glamour}} so enchants those around him]], even milquetoast suburban dudes are willing to go to any lengths to keep him. Blood sustains him. Death follows in his wobbly, beany-toed wake. He is a fluffy avatar of evil, so powerful he can affect even other demonic entities, like the (clearly supernatural) Allentown brothers.

He hides his true form and his true power, projecting only an [[CutenessProximity aura of cuteness]] that so enchants those around him, even milquetoast suburban dudes are willing to go to any lengths to keep him. Blood sustains him. Death follows in his wobbly, beany-toed wake. He is a fluffy avatar of evil, so powerful he can affect even other demonic entities, like the (clearly supernatural) Allentown brothers.

The movie's actually an unrealized MagicalRealism piece as Keanu brings supernatural doom on just about everyone around him.