History WMG / FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged

* {{Jossed}}

[[WMG: Sephiroth's FamousLastWords will be [[RunningGag "I fucked up."]]]]

[[WMG: There will be references to [[VideoGame/CrisisCoreFinalFantasyVII Crisis Core]].]]

It seems weird that Cloud would just assume somebody he never even met ([[spoiler:or so he thought]]) was dead. That's because it was actually [[spoiler:Zack trying to break the bad news to his parents]]. As for why Cloud was so casual when he said it, that's because [[spoiler:Zack]] didn't have any control over Cloud's emotions, leading to the awkward delivery. As for why he said that he died like a bitch, maybe [[spoiler: Zack]] felt that a First Class Soldier getting gunned down by low-level Shin-Ra mooks was an undignified way to die. Cloud will try to make [[spoiler: Zack]] feel better about himself by pointing out that he fought a whole army of them, referencing ''VideoGame/CrisisCoreFinalFantasyVII's'' take on his death, and say that even Sephiroth would have gotten winded by that.

[[WMG: Zack's flashback will be skipped in favor of Abridging VideoGame/CrisisCoreFinalFantasyVII]]

* Jossed, Rufus was the other person (besides the secretary) Shinra in the company. Scarlet's name was revealed to be Scarlet Jade [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Quistis.]]

* All {{Jossed}}. The scene is played completely straight and without a hint of sexuality.

* Squall would be a Batman expy
* Rinoa would be a Cloudcuckoolander who says really strange things that somehow make sense

* Irvine would be a [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} McCree]] expy

[[WMG: Sephiroth's FamousLastWords will be [[RunningGag "I fucked up."]]]]

'''''MAJOR SPOILERS''''' for the ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'' so don't click on the spoiler after this unless you've played. After the end credits, there will be TheStinger: [[spoiler: Showing the remake version of the intro sequence, with Aerith visibly startled by the "bad trip" she just had and swearing that's the last time she tries some of [[TheStoner her mother's]] "products." However, she's dumbstruck when the few seconds she takes to get out of the alley play out more or less the same as the original, foreshadowing the [[ScrewDestiny events]] of the remake]].

'''''MAJOR SPOILERS''''' for the ''FinalFantasyVIIRemake'' so don't click on the spoiler after this unless you've played. After the end credits, there will be TheStinger: [[spoiler: Showing the remake version of the intro sequence, with Aerith visibly startled by the "bad trip" she just had and swearing that's the last time she tries some of [[TheStoner her mother's]] "products." However, she's dumbstruck when the few seconds she takes to get out of the alley play out more or less the same as the original, foreshadowing the [[ScrewDestiny events]] of the remake]].

* It will simply fade to black and cut to a partially animated scene of Cloud and Tifa basking in the aftergrlow (complete with ModestyBedsheet) having a quiet, solemn conversation that resolves the last bit of toxicity between them. It will be one of the more serious scenes in the episode, apart from some dry humor.

* Cloud will forget to put on a condom. When he realizes this, he and Tifa will shout "We [[MultipleReferencePun fucked]] up!"

* Jossed. You were expecting Antfish, But it was me, ProZD!!

[[WMG: There will be a TakeThat towards the WebVideo/DeathBattle between Tifa and Yang]]

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[[WMG: Tifa's {{Jerkass}} tendencies are [[JerkassFacade forced]].]]

* Confirmed, it was revealed that Tifa only acted bitchy and constantly diverted his memory because he didn't want him to break down. This aspect of her began to be toned down after the reason you suck speech in episode 10.

* Confirmed, it was revealed that Tifa only acted bitchy and constantly diverted his memory becausse he didn't want him to break down. This aspect of her began to be toned down after the reason you suck speech in episode 10.

* Seemingly ''Jossed'', in his last conversation with Cloud, he said that he would tell Aerith hi for him, applying that he was gone for good.

Much like how Barret's traumatic past with ShinRa jaded him and turned him into a short tempered, foul mouthed terrorist, it'll be shown that Vincent's experiences with Lucretia and Hojo, and the subsequent thirty years in a coffin were NOT the best things for his sanity, giving us the NightmareStationFuelAttendant we know and fear.

When Cloud confronts Sephiroth for the final battle, he will use the RunningGag by saying to Sephiroth "You F*cked up" as a PreMortemOneLiner.

* Confirmed by Tifa herself, after some prompting by Aerith, in Episode 22.

* Jossed

They didn't do it after Cloud woke up from his coma, but the series isn't over yet.

* Jossed, Scarlet loudly announces her presence to Tifa and slaps her while calling herself a Baroness. This goes just as well as you expect.

** So far jossed: Fort Condor and train missions both went well.

* Jossed