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Lets face it, the only sane employees in Shin-Ra are Reeve and Rufus. We got a sociopath who cares only about profit and allowed dropping a section of a city on top of another section to kill 5 people (President), a psychopath who assaults anyone who refuses bribes or pisses him off and thought of the "drop a part of the city" idea(Heidegger), an idiot who thinks you can buy space by burning gil and spent 10 billion for that(Palmer), and a bitch who uses people and spent a lot on a cannon(Scarlet). How else could Heidegger and Scarlet get a job with those traits. They could be related to Shinra, just like Palmer.

Lets face it, the only sane employees in Shin-Ra are Reeve and Rufus. We got a sociopath who cares only about profit and allowed dropping a section of a city on top of another section to kill 5 people(Shinra), a psychopath who assaults anyone who refuses bribes or pisses him off and thought of the "drop a part of the city" idea(Heidegger), an idiot who thinks you can buy space by burning gil and spent 10 billion for that(Palmer), and a bitch who uses people and spent a lot on a cannon(Scarlet). How else could Heidegger and Scarlet get a job with those traits. They could be related to Shinra, just like Palmer.

** As of Episode 10, you done called it.
-->'''Barret''': Scout ahead, Red.
-->'''Red XIII''': O-kay, Black.
-->'''Barret''': [[NWordPrivileges You get a pass.]]

[[WMG: Heidegger and Scarlet are [[Nepotism relatives to Shinra]]]]

[[WMG: Heidegger and Scarlet are [[Nepotism relatives to Shinra.]] ]]

[[WMG: Heidegger and Scarlet are [[Nepotism relatives to Shinra.]]]]

It had this guesser thinking how cool it'd be if there ''was'' someone who would remember the playthroughs.

-->'''Red XIII''': On it, Black.
-->'''Barret''': [[NWordPrivileges ...you get a pass.]]

He calls Cloud "The Blond One", Red XIII is called "Red" because of his hair, and Barret having black hair is called "Black" as part of this convention. Barret's comment is because he doesn't realize this convention is in effect.

Because [[WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged it's him, Dio]].

[[WMG: Part of Tifa's toxic behaviour is an act]]
She's rather quick to tell Cloud to repress the memories of Nibelheim after he freaks out about the Jenova sample in the Shinra Building. She's at least aware of what's going on in that regard (re the events of the game) and isn't a complete jackass. It's possible some of what she's doing is an act to keep Cloud around as is the game's events.

[[WMG: Tifa jerkass tendencies are [[JerkassFacade forced]]]]
Whilst it was clear that she was manipulative as a child, Tifa is currently playing up her jerkiness to avoid confronting her own traumatic memories caused by her fathers death. She hasn't moved on from the experience and plays up her more immature traits and jerkish traits in an attempt to mask her own grief whilst simultaneously trying to keep check Cloud. She does care about the others, but showing that kindness would also force her to acknowledge her own problems.

** Episode 10 showed her awkwardly trying to amp up the sex jokes when she was staying behind to make sure Cloud was alive rather than actually talk about it, so this may be the case.
** Cloud's memory of the event might only be as fresh as his psychoitc fit during the second bombing run (Ep3) so that makes it even worse.

** Cloud's memory of the event might only be as fresh as his psychoitc fit during the second bombing run so that makes it even worse.

** Episode 10 showed her awkwardly trying to amp up the sex jokes when she was staying behind to make sure Cloud was alive rather than actually talk about it, so this may be the case.

* If that's the case, then the rant at the end of episode 10 would ''really'' come off HarsherInHindsight.

Whilst it was clear that she was manipulative as a child, Tifa is currently playing up her jerkiness to avoid confronting her own traumatic memories caused by her fathers death. She hasn't moved on from the experience and plays up her more immature traits and jerkish traits in an attempt to mask her own grief whilst simultaneously trying to keep check Cloud. She does care about the others, but showing that kindness would also force her to acknowledge her own problems.

[[WMG:During the stay at [[spoiler:Kalm inn]].]]
When Cloud is telling the group about his [[spoiler: Past with Sephiroth.]] Tifa, unlike in the Original game, will [[spoiler:constantly point out the holes she finds in Clouds story and the fact he wasn't even in Nibelheim when it was destroyed (Or so she believed), much to Clouds Chagrin.]]

[[WMG:During the Cloud's Memory Scene.]]

[[WMG: [[spoiler:The death of Aerith will not happen.]]]]

[[WMG: Sephiroth will be based on Zarbon from DBZ abriged. ]]

A show created by Teamfourstar, vampire-like appearance, red cloak, fights with a pistol. All we need is the snarky personality and the voice of Takahata101, and he would be the perfect {{Expy}} for Alucard.

[[WMG: Tifa jerkass tendencies are [[JerkassFacade forced]] ]]

[[WMG: Tifa jerkass tendencies are [[JerkassFacade forced]].

She's rather quick to tell Cloud to repress the memories of Nibelheim after he freaks out about the Jenova sample in the Shinra Building. She's at least aware of what's going on in that regard (re the events of the game) and isn't a complete jackass. It's possible some of what she's doing is an act to keep Cloud around as is the game's events.

[[WMG: Sephiroth will be voiced by a CelebrityVoiceActor like with Sarah or Kira]]

[[spoiler:Considering there's a mod for the PC version that preserves Aerith after her death, it would be a very interesting twist to have her NOT killed off than having her killed off in the original game.]]

[[spoiler:Tifa will alter Cloud's memory into turn him into the Emo Cloud that Everyone loves so much.]]

When Cloud is telling the group about his [[spoiler: Past with Sephiroth.]] Tifa, unlike in the Original game, will [[spoiler:constantly point out the holes she finds in Clouds story and the fact he wasn't even in Nibelheim when it was destroyed (Or so she believed), much to Clouds Chagrin.]]

After [[KnightOfCerebus Sephiroth]] does [[KilledOffForReal the sled thing]]. "[[BreakTheCutie Guys...]] [[HeroicBSOD I...]] [[DespairEventHorizon I fucked up.]]"