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One night, the devs were working on this game. Meanwhile, it was day in Japan, and Haruhi got bored again. This time, she made a virus without knowing it. The devs had already gone home for the night, and the virus went in and screwed the game over. When the devs came in, they found their work was ruined, but the publisher said "publish the game or die". So they released an incomplete game screwed over by a virus. And it's all the fault of one schoolgirl named HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
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One night, the devs were working on this game. Meanwhile, it was day in Japan, and Haruhi got bored again. This time, she made a virus without knowing it. The devs had already gone home for the night, and the virus went in and screwed the game over. When the devs came in, they found their work was ruined, but the publisher said "publish the game or die". So they released an incomplete game screwed over by a virus. And it's all the fault of one schoolgirl named HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
virus.
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[[WMG: The game was developed by [[VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}} vortigaunts]]]]
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[[WMG: The game was developed by [[VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}} [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 vortigaunts]]]]
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* And the opponent winning only for the game to crash? That's the realization you have when, after you finally reach your goals...that's it. There's nothing to do but to celebrate your hollow victory. [[WasItReallyWorthIt It just didn't matter.]]
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* The "You're Winner" screen is life metaphorically laughing at you; your rival gets all the fame, and you're just a nobody who can never succeed. And the opponent winning only for the game to crash? That's the realization you have when, after you finally ''do'' reach your goals...that's it. There's nothing to do but to celebrate your hollow victory. [[WasItReallyWorthIt It was all meaningless.]] And lastly, crossing the speed cap and winning instantly represents life's stress finally catching up to you and killing you off. You rushed so hard, so fast, that you just didn't matter.]]
couldn't take it any longer.
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* And the opponent winning only for the game to crash? That's the realization you have when, after you finally reach your goals...that's it. There's nothing to do but to celebrate your hollow victory. [[WasItReallyWorthIt It just didn't matter.]]
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[[WMG: Building on the previous theory [of the game's bugs being tossed in on purpose], the game was an attempt to scam us out of our money.]]
Take the game's cover.
* Front cover: No vehicles move anywhere approaching that fast enough to spout flames when traveling ''forwards'', there's no collision detection, there is no police, not all trucks have loads and/or are 18 wheelers, and there's no SFX for anything but the engine.
* And the back cover is an even bigger pile of BlatantLies, complete with "screenshots" that are actually mockups!! And how can the AI give even the most experienced driver a challenge when ''there's no AI in the first place [at first] and you can't even lose??!!''
To put it simply, Stellar Stone was trying to fool us into giving them money by [[StylisticSuck making a terrible "game" without putting any effort into it]] and [[CoversAlwaysLie disguising it as an awesome racing game that would be far too enjoyable.]]
Take the game's cover.
* Front cover: No vehicles move anywhere approaching that fast enough to spout flames when traveling ''forwards'', there's no collision detection, there is no police, not all trucks have loads and/or are 18 wheelers, and there's no SFX for anything but the engine.
* And the back cover is an even bigger pile of BlatantLies, complete with "screenshots" that are actually mockups!! And how can the AI give even the most experienced driver a challenge when ''there's no AI in the first place [at first] and you can't even lose??!!''
To put it simply, Stellar Stone was trying to fool us into giving them money by [[StylisticSuck making a terrible "game" without putting any effort into it]] and [[CoversAlwaysLie disguising it as an awesome racing game that would be far too enjoyable.]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[spoiler:[[WreckItRalph Turbo's]] fault]]]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[spoiler:[[WreckItRalph [[spoiler:[[Disney/WreckItRalph Turbo's]] fault]]]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[LightNovel/TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya's]] fault.]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[LightNovel/TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya's]] fault.]]
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In life, the racer was a vicious individual who extorted and cheated to win races-in essence, and when he did win was a SoreWinner. When he died, the Devil decided to give him what he wanted: continuous and eternal victory. The car can go backwards at infinite speed because in life the racer often slammed into the opponents behind him just to mock them, and there's no-one there to ensure that any victory he has is hollow.
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In life, the racer was a vicious individual who extorted and cheated to win races-in essence, and when he did win was a SoreWinner. When he died, [[{{Satan}} the Devil Devil]] decided to give him what he wanted: continuous and eternal victory. The car can go backwards at infinite speed because in life the racer often slammed into the opponents behind him just to mock them, and there's no-one there to ensure that any victory he has is hollow.
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[[WMG: It's all Haruhi Suzumiya's fault.]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[LightNovel/TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya's Suzumiya's]] fault.]]
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[[WMG: The game is actually a loose adapation of The Tortoise and the Hare.]]
Your opponent is so overconfident that he takes a nap right before crossing the finish line, allowing you to win even if you have been driving around exploring the map. It's not ArtificialStupidity, it's AnAesop.
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** Thank you Main/CaptainObvious.
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** Thank you Main/CaptainObvious.
Captain Obvious.
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[[WMG: The game hides how to build an advanced FTL engine.]]
This game is nothing but a proof of concept to build an advanced FTL engine, that will allow us to reach ''any'' part of the Universe (well, almost any part depending of its actual size that is unknown), even if it's backwards and having speed decreasing to 0 instantaneously (at least inertial dampeners are so good that the thing stops without disintegrating due to g-forces). The source code has hidden blueprints as well as the physics behind the engine that allow it to work.
The developers simply found the game and released it, without knowing that fact. ''Who'' is actually behind the game is another very different thing (coming to us from the very distant future?).
This game is nothing but a proof of concept to build an advanced FTL engine, that will allow us to reach ''any'' part of the Universe (well, almost any part depending of its actual size that is unknown), even if it's backwards and having speed decreasing to 0 instantaneously (at least inertial dampeners are so good that the thing stops without disintegrating due to g-forces). The source code has hidden blueprints as well as the physics behind the engine that allow it to work.
The developers simply found the game and released it, without knowing that fact. ''Who'' is actually behind the game is another very different thing (coming to us from the very distant future?).
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[[WMG: The trucks have a primitive version of the [[Film/BackToTheFuture Flux Capacitor]] That only works at extreme speeds going backwards.]]
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[[WMG: The trucks have a primitive version of the [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Flux Capacitor]] That only works at extreme speeds going backwards.]]
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[[WMG: The Truck is going to be the [[DoctorWho Doctor's]] adversary eventually.]]
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[[WMG: The Truck is going to be the [[DoctorWho [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor's]] adversary eventually.]]
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[[WMG: The Truck is going to be the [[DoctorWho Doctor's]] adversary eventually.]]
The truck is a temporal anomaly, it chose the shape of a truck because of BlueAndOrangeMorality. Being a temporal anomaly, it can violate the laws of physics, its mere presence causes objects to "glitch" out of reality, its form is non-corporeal hence why it passes through everything, or otherwise just screws physics, leaving the map is just simply heading to existing outside current space-time. Its not perfect though as it needs to build up speed to go FTL, instead of instantaneously. The Doctor will be called in to take care of it as it presents a threat to other realities.
The truck is a temporal anomaly, it chose the shape of a truck because of BlueAndOrangeMorality. Being a temporal anomaly, it can violate the laws of physics, its mere presence causes objects to "glitch" out of reality, its form is non-corporeal hence why it passes through everything, or otherwise just screws physics, leaving the map is just simply heading to existing outside current space-time. Its not perfect though as it needs to build up speed to go FTL, instead of instantaneously. The Doctor will be called in to take care of it as it presents a threat to other realities.
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** How do we know that ISN'T what really happened?
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** Thank you Main/CaptainObvious.
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[[WMG: This is an IronicHell for the racer.]]
In life, the racer was a vicious individual who extorted and cheated to win races-in essence, and when he did win was a SoreWinner. When he died, the Devil decided to give him what he wanted: continuous and eternal victory. The car can go backwards at infinite speed because in life the racer often slammed into the opponents behind him just to mock them, and there's no-one there to ensure that any victory he has is hollow.
In life, the racer was a vicious individual who extorted and cheated to win races-in essence, and when he did win was a SoreWinner. When he died, the Devil decided to give him what he wanted: continuous and eternal victory. The car can go backwards at infinite speed because in life the racer often slammed into the opponents behind him just to mock them, and there's no-one there to ensure that any victory he has is hollow.
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[[WMG: It's all Haruhi Suzumiya's fault.]]
One night, the devs were working on this game. Meanwhile, it was day in Japan, and Haruhi got bored again. This time, she made a virus without knowing it. The devs had already gone home for the night, and the virus went in and screwed the game over. When the devs came in, they found their work was ruined, but the publisher said "publish the game or die". So they released an incomplete game screwed over by a virus. And it's all the fault of one schoolgirl named HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
One night, the devs were working on this game. Meanwhile, it was day in Japan, and Haruhi got bored again. This time, she made a virus without knowing it. The devs had already gone home for the night, and the virus went in and screwed the game over. When the devs came in, they found their work was ruined, but the publisher said "publish the game or die". So they released an incomplete game screwed over by a virus. And it's all the fault of one schoolgirl named HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
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[[WMG: There is a full working version of this game somewhere; what was released instead was just a result of very poor file management]]
Perhaps the game was finished, but someone accidentally grabbed one of their pre-alpha builds rather than the actual final build from the SVN or whatever they were using when going to submit the final build for release, didn't bother checking to see that it was actually the correct build, and shipped it. A single, completely avoidable mistake may have led to the failure and endless ridicule of an honest group of devs who had made a real game, but slipped up big-time when it came time to put something on a disc.
Perhaps the game was finished, but someone accidentally grabbed one of their pre-alpha builds rather than the actual final build from the SVN or whatever they were using when going to submit the final build for release, didn't bother checking to see that it was actually the correct build, and shipped it. A single, completely avoidable mistake may have led to the failure and endless ridicule of an honest group of devs who had made a real game, but slipped up big-time when it came time to put something on a disc.
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* You mean Winner . As in, his name is "Winner" plus an empty space. Alternatively, the exclamation-mark is his family name.
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[[WMG: The protagonist is a ghost trucker]]
With a fitting ghost truck. He is bored, so he tries to race with live trucks that don't care.
With a fitting ghost truck. He is bored, so he tries to race with live trucks that don't care.
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[[WMG: [[KamenRiderDecade This is also Decade's fault]].]]
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[[WMG: [[KamenRiderDecade [[Series/KamenRiderDecade This is also Decade's fault]].]]
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This game was originally meant for arcades, [[spoiler:but he snuck in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[spoiler:he was a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
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This game was originally meant for arcades, [[spoiler:but he snuck in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[spoiler:he was a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.Station before anyone knew he was gone, and we were stuck with the result of his latest attempt at game-hopping.]]
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[[WNG: The player character's name is Winner.]]
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[[WNG: The player character's name is Winner.]]
Hence the phrase reading, "You're Winner !" at the end of each race.
Hence the phrase reading, "You're Winner !" at the end of each race.
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Obviously, the mental strain caused by trying to win out a [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hellishly]] [[NintendoHard difficult]] game burnt out their minds, causing them to rebel against the idea of actually working to win video games. So they designed a game that could be won with no effort whatsoever.
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Obviously, the mental strain caused by trying to win out a [[EverythingTryingToKillYou hellishly]] [[NintendoHard difficult]] game burnt out their minds, causing them to rebel against the idea of actually working to win beat video games. So they designed a game that could be won with no effort whatsoever.
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This game was originally meant for arcades, [[spoiler:but he snuck in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[spoiler:hewas a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
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This game was originally meant for arcades, [[spoiler:but he snuck in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[spoiler:hewas [[spoiler:he was a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[Spoiler:[[WreckItRalph Turbo's]]]] fault]]
This game was originally meant for arcades, [[Spoiler:but he snook in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[Spoiler:that he was a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[Spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
This game was originally meant for arcades, [[Spoiler:but he snook in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[Spoiler:that he was a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[Spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
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[[WMG: It's all [[Spoiler:[[WreckItRalph [[spoiler:[[WreckItRalph Turbo's]]]] fault]]
This game was originally meant for arcades,[[Spoiler:but [[spoiler:but he snook snuck in and took over before the game was even finished.]] The game devs discovered this, thinking [[Spoiler:that he was [[spoiler:hewas a virus,]] and got rid of him. The game's code was severely damaged in the process and the deadline was later that day, so they cut up the code. The arcade version was produced, but literally no one bought it, and they were all destroyed. [[Spoiler:Turbo [[spoiler:Turbo managed to get back to Game Central Station.]]
This game was originally meant for arcades,
