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[[WMG:Axe Cop is an AdultChild / PsychopathicManchild.]]

[[WMG:Mount Everest is [[RealLife our Earth]]'s embryonic Smart Uni-Horn.]]

[[WMG:Axe Cop is an {{Adult Child}}/{{Psychopathic Manchild}}.]]

After he blew up his lab, he took the telescoping gun and held onto it for whenever the need for one arose. He later had Uni-Man modify it a la [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_37/ episode 37]] and when the time came, he augmented its original abilities by adding a barrel to the

Axe Cop faces many dangers and villains that even many of us have trouble comprehending. When he finds a wannabe or a pretender, [[MercyKill he kills them on the spot out of mercy]]. He reasons that anyone who would try to be an axe cop thinks that they know what they're in for and are willing to risk their lives in the name of justice, but bearing a fireman axe is far too much responsibility for those without the powers and allies he possesses. Such people cannot be reasoned with or convinced to return to a normal life, so he offs them before any damage is done.

** And now we have dinosaurs leaving Earth and ending up on another planet, much like ''[=Dr. McNinja=]'''s "Space Savers" chapter.

[[WMG:Axe Cop is actually a follower of [[{{Warhammer40000}} Khorne]].]]

[[WMG:Leaf Man is a descendant of [[VideoGame/MegaMan Wood Man]].]]

[[WMG: Malachi is the reincarnation of [[DeathNote Light Yagami]].]]

[[WMG:Leaf Man is a descendant of [[Game/MegaMan Wood Man]].]]

* To give a timeline of Axe Cop's origin: he was born to Bobber and Gobber Smartist and grew up on their farm. Originally, he wanted to be a fireman, but after a rabbit was breaking the rabbit rules by walking and eating coconuts instead of hopping and eating carrots, he intervened by chopping its head off. Although he got in trouble with his mother, that made him decide to become a cop. However, later on, Axey's parents were poisoned by a time-travelling Telescope Gun Cop. Axey and Flute Cop decided to start their career as cops to avenge their parents' deaths, but backed into each other and were knocked out. They were raised by the Chihuahua family and eventually graduated from fighting school, but Axey lived his life at home eating all night and sleeping all day until bad guys tried to steal his food, upon which Axey discovered that he could generate food as poisonous to bad guys. It was then that he remembered his dreams of becoming a cop, so he went to the police station, bringing with him an axe. Since there was no one there, Axey signed up, becoming Axe Cop, and took a uniform, then immediately ran out to the scene of a fire, where he found the Perfect Fireman Axe. Already skilled in using axes, Axe Cop took it, since it was the better weapon. Then he held tryouts and reunited with his brother, who went with him to kill a gang of dinosaurs. See? It works.

[[WMG: There will be a CrossOver with TheAdventuresOfDrMcninja.]]

Reread the second panel of Episode 1. It's only ''implied'' that he became Axe Cop because of finding that axe. We learn later on that he was already Axe Cop; he found the sweet axe on his first day.

They ''have'' to be.

Let's face it, we ''all'' went through a phase as kids when we thought that poop jokes were the funniest things ever. Now look at the new comics. Dr. Doo Doo, Doody Soldiers, Planet Poop, Poop Get Rid Of World, Poopnevermaker food...it all adds up.

These musics will only hurt you if you’re bad or good, respectfully. Canonically, Axe-Cop’s band plays this, but so has Ralph Wrinkles (singing), Sockarang (when he got Bad Santa's powers), and Flute Cop. The Annoying Singing Tree and Bad Santa used Bad Guy music. The reason they weren’t killing people with it is that they were only solo acts.

* Note that in the Thanksgiving special, Axe Cop has a Chihuahua family picture on the wall behind the table. Perhaps Ethan knows and is foreshadowing us?

* Alternatively, he was a normal chihuahua until he got army blood spilled on him.

* Alternatively, he was a normal chihuahua until he got army blood spilled on him.

There's no reason he wouldn't be, really. Yes, his first name is Army. It's more normal than any of the names of the previously seen family members.

He was lying about throwing away the chopped heads in Ask Axe Cop. He actually has a massive Skull Throne in his basement.

[[WMG:Axe Cop is actually a follower of [[Warhammer40000 Khorne]].]]

[[WMG:Axe Cop is actually a follower of [[Warhammer40000 Khorne]]]]

Let's face it, we ''all'' went through a phase as kids when we thought that poop jokes were the funniest things ever. Now look at the new comics. Dr. Doo Doo, Doody Soldiers, Planet Poop, Poop Get Rid Of World, Poopnevermaker food...it all adds up.

[[WMG:Leaf Man is a descendant of [[MegaMan Wood Man]].]]

[[WMG:After participating in the crossover, Malachi has been reading ''Dr. [=McNinja=]'' himself.]]
In (at the time of this writing) [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_42/ the latest]] ''Ask Axe Cop'', Axe Cop mentions training to be a crime fighter by studying ''{{Batman}}'' movies. That's pretty much how Dr. [=McNinja=] described how he trained his skills.