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* BalefulPolymorph: In [[spoiler:the Gritty Reboot world]], @twitter is distraught to find itself turned into a blue but otherwise realistic chicken.


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* ForcedTransformation: In [[spoiler:the Gritty Reboot world]], @twitter is distraught to find itself turned into a blue but otherwise realistic chicken.
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* ClarkesThirdLaw: {{Invoked|Trope}} during the confrontation with Dugan when Kami needs to learn magic to save the party (don't ask). Zisek describes the trope in all but name, using nuclear power as an example[[note]]The hentai the party is trapped in takes place in 1943, years before the first nuclear power plant was built[[/note]]. After thinking about it, the party realizes that for an old baseball game, [[ScienceMarchesOn modern baseball statistics]] would be a completely foreign concept, granting Kami the power of Sabermagics.
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* IShallTauntYou: When Moose faces Rodriguez, after the first few pitches, Rodriguez hammers on Moose's career, seeking to enrage him. He succeeds, and Moose becomes determined to take him out with his knuckle-curve; you then become unable to throw any other pitch. Unfortunately, the game has already taught you [[HopelessBossFight what happens when the batter knows what pitch you're going to use]]...

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* HopelessBossFight: Every match against "The Machine" [[spoiler: until Game 7]].

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* HopelessBossFight: Every match against "The Machine" [[spoiler: until Game 7]]. Notable in that every character gets a chance to fight against him with their own mechanics, and they ''all'' lose.


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* StylisticSuck: ''Their Own League'' is a ''miserable'' excuse for an H-game, literally reusing the same pose for every female character and never changing anyone's expression (something even the cheapest H-game will do).


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** The ''Their Own League'' section makes it clear Redbird Menace ''hates'' H-games.
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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When the manager of the New York Yankees decides the Closer can't finish off Game 7--because his media reputation has tanked in response the Game 6 disaster--the Closer does not take it well. He leaves the party immediately, and they soon find out he's locked himself up in an abandoned PEZ factory so he could consume the candy and learn new pitches that way. [[spoiler:Moose quickly comes to the realization that the Closer confused PEDs for PEZ]].

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When the manager of the New York Yankees decides the Closer can't finish off Game 7--because his media reputation has tanked in response the Game 6 disaster--the Closer does not take it well. He leaves the party immediately, and they soon find out he's locked himself up in an abandoned PEZ factory so he could consume the candy and learn new pitches that way. [[spoiler:Moose quickly comes to the realization that the Closer confused PEDs [=PEDs=] for PEZ]].

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When the manager of the New York Yankees decides the Closer can't finish off Game 7--because his media reputation has tanked in response the Game 6 disaster--the Closer does not take it well. He leaves the party immediately, and they soon find out he's locked himself up in an abandoned PEZ factory so he could consume the candy and learn new pitches that way. Now, in the context of baseball, what hot acronym does PEZ sound like?

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When the manager of the New York Yankees decides the Closer can't finish off Game 7--because his media reputation has tanked in response the Game 6 disaster--the Closer does not take it well. He leaves the party immediately, and they soon find out he's locked himself up in an abandoned PEZ factory so he could consume the candy and learn new pitches that way. Now, in [[spoiler:Moose quickly comes to the context of baseball, what hot acronym does PEZ sound like?realization that the Closer confused PEDs for PEZ]].



* GreaterScopeVillain: [[spoiler:The Illuminati are what truly drive the plot, creating Rodriguez so he can constantly antagonize the Closer and his friends and prod him into fulfilling his part of their apocalyptic prophecy. You only find this out late in the game, after stealing the very ball Rodriguez sent flying out of the park in Game 6.]]

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* GreaterScopeVillain: [[spoiler:The Illuminati [[spoiler:TheIlluminati are what truly drive the plot, creating Rodriguez so he can constantly antagonize the Closer and his friends and prod him into fulfilling his part of their apocalyptic prophecy. You only find this out late in the game, after stealing the very ball Rodriguez sent flying out of the park in Game 6.]]



* InTheirOwnImage: [[spoiler:What the Illuminati seek to do, and what will come to pass if Game 7 is played out normally]].
* IntrepidFictioneer: Zizek is able to transport characters to and from fictional media using a spell he calls "Applied Ontology".



* {{Leitmotif}}: The Machine's "walk-up theme" plays whenever he shows up to hassle the main cast. This is intitally lampshaded, and during two instances where [[spoiler:The Machine isn't really there, but rather a body double/hologram]], the walk-up theme cuts out immediately.

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* {{Leitmotif}}: The Machine's "walk-up theme" "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sh0XCYM7I walk-up theme]]" plays whenever he shows up to hassle the main cast. This is intitally lampshaded, and during two instances where [[spoiler:The Machine isn't really there, but rather a body double/hologram]], the walk-up theme cuts out immediately.



* MushroomSamba: After eating expired PEZ candy in an attempt to learn a new pitch, the Closer passes out and briefly hallucinates himself being in a ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}''-esque text adventure.



** Zizek is an example on a deeper level: While the actual philosopher's last name is supposed to be spelled Žižek (with carons over the Zs), the characters simply refer to him as Zizek (without the carons) and that is that.

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** Zizek is an example on a deeper level: While the actual philosopher's last name is supposed to be spelled Žižek (with carons over the Zs), the characters simply refer to him as Zizek (without the carons) and that is that. This is likely due to limitations with RPG Maker's default font.



** The Closer is inspired by Brad Lidge, a modestly successful MLB player who played for the Houston Astros and Philadelphia Phillies but also suffered a humiliating gaffe against St. Louis power hitter Albert Pujols in a 2005 game. Meanwhile, Carlos Rodriguez is fittingly a dead ringer for Pujols, right down to his nickname "The Machine". That said, the stakes in-game are higher than they were in real life (the incident happened in the playoffs instead of the World Series, the game was ultimately salvaged by Lidge's fellow Astros, [[spoiler: and of course there was no prophesy having the fate of the world rest on the two of them]]).

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** The Closer is inspired by Brad Lidge, a modestly successful MLB player who played for the Houston Astros and Philadelphia Phillies but also suffered a humiliating gaffe against St. Louis power hitter Albert Pujols in a 2005 game. Meanwhile, Carlos Rodriguez is fittingly a dead ringer for Pujols, right down to his nickname "The Machine". That said, the stakes in-game are higher than they were in real life (the incident happened in the playoffs instead of the World Series, the game was ultimately salvaged by Lidge's fellow Astros, [[spoiler: and of course there was no prophesy prophecy having the fate of the world rest on the two of them]]).
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* TurnBasedCombat: With a fairly unique battle system that merits its own mention. There are three different systems in play depending on the character taking part:
** The Closer & Moose: A turn-based version of pitching in baseball. Get three strikes without the ball being hit/ getting four balls by playing with the AI batter's expectations and keeping a good variety of pitches thrown.
** Zizek: Zizek uses Kantian, Marxist, and (after Kami joins the party) feminist critiques to deconstruct his opponents' philosophies. Successful deconstruction relies on the player picking the right continuation to Zizek's speech.
** Kami: Uses "sabermagics", statistics-based magic, to defeat her opponents. She can use Win Hexpectancy and pick the right place to position one of her players, or solve a simple algebra equation, in order to deal damage to enemies.
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* {{Leitmotif}}: The Machine's "walk-up theme" plays whenever he shows up to hassle the main cast. This is intitally lampshaded, and during two instances where [[spoiler:The Machine isn't really there, but rather a body double/hologram]], the walk-up theme cuts out immediately.
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* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:After the Closer beans him in the face and breaks the prophecy, The Machine completely loses it and violates the rules of the game to try and fight the Closer to allow Armageddon to come to pass]].
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''The Closer: Game of the Year Edition'' (or ''The Closer'' for short) is an RPG developed in ''VideoGame/RPGMaker XP'' by Redbird Menace and published by Thesis Games in 2015. It weaves an absurdist and existential narrative around a major sport, not unlike ''Literature/TheTimTebowCFLChronicles'' or ''WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix''. Yet the sport that serves as the backbone of the game's plot is not gridiron football but UsefulNotes/{{baseball}}.

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''The Closer: Game of the Year Edition'' (or ''The Closer'' for short) is an a [[FreewareGames freeware]] RPG developed in ''VideoGame/RPGMaker XP'' UsefulNotes/RPGMaker XP by Redbird Menace and published by Thesis Games in 2015. It weaves an absurdist and existential narrative around a major sport, not unlike ''Literature/TheTimTebowCFLChronicles'' or ''WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix''. Yet the sport that serves as the backbone of the game's plot is not gridiron football but UsefulNotes/{{baseball}}.
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[[caption-width-right:350:The title screen, and the encounter with aforementioned [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavoj_%C5%BDi%C5%BEek Slovenian philosopher.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:The title screen, and the encounter with aforementioned [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavoj_%C5%BDi%C5%BEek Slovenian philosopher.]]]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:The title screen, and the encounter with aforementioned [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavoj_%C5%BDi%C5%BEek Slovenian philosopher.]]



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* LivingMotionDetector: Twitter [=HQ=]'s employees cannot detect people standing still.

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* LivingMotionDetector: Some of Twitter [=HQ=]'s employees in the StealthBasedMission cannot detect people standing still.



* TakeThat: The game is also pretty good at getting some potshots in at other things. For example, the characters constantly deride [[spoiler:the Gritty Reboot world]] for being too edgy for its own good. And just before that, there's Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog (who's become overcome with nihilism) and [[Franchise/DragonBall Goku]] (who's pretty much {{Flanderiz|ation}}ed into spouting shounen-isms that don't actually help the characters.)

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* StealthBasedMission: In order to salvage the Closer's media reputation after Game 6, the other party members must infiltrate Twitter HQ. To do so, they must sneak around the employees and generally stay out of their sight. On top of that, a few of the employees are {{Living Motion Detector}}s.
* TakeThat: The game is also pretty as good at getting some potshots in at other things.certain things as it is at giving {{Shout Out}}s. For example, the characters constantly deride [[spoiler:the Gritty Reboot world]] for being too edgy for its own good. And just before that, there's Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog (who's become overcome with nihilism) and [[Franchise/DragonBall Goku]] (who's pretty much {{Flanderiz|ation}}ed into spouting shounen-isms that don't actually help the characters.)
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* EskimosArentReal: Carl Everett's disbelief in dinosaurs is treated as a RunningGag, culminating in [[spoiler:him fighting you in the West Coast Dinosaur Forest should you have a translated copy of the first-edition Final Fantasy VI startegy guide. All because he wants to prove that dinosaurs aren't real]].



* HopelessBossFight: Every match against "The Machine" [[spoiler: until Game 7]]

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* BreakThemByTalking: Zizek's "fighting style" has him use philosophy against his opponents, until they concede defeat/do what he wants so he'll shut up.



* HopelessBossFight: Every match against "The Machine" [[spoiler: until Game 7]]



* MortonsFork: Invoked by [[spoiler:the Illuminati, who have put into motion a prophecy concerning the Closer meeting Rodriguez for a showdown in the last moments of the final game of the World Series. It doesn't actually matter whether or not you win against The Machine at that point, because all the Illuminati care about is the two players fulfilling their destiny and playing the game to completion. Naturally, the only way to defy the ensuing apocalypse is to "fuck that" and smack Rodriguez with the ball, forcing a walk and extending the game beyond the showdown in the process]].

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* LivingMotionDetector: Twitter [=HQ=]'s employees cannot detect people standing still.
* MortonsFork: Invoked by [[spoiler:the Illuminati, who have put into motion a prophecy concerning the Closer meeting Rodriguez for a showdown in the last moments of the final game of the World Series. It doesn't actually matter whether or not you win against The Machine at that point, because all the Illuminati care about is the two players fulfilling their destiny and playing the game to completion. Naturally, the only way to defy the ensuing apocalypse is to "fuck that" "[[TakeAThirdOption fuck that]]" and smack Rodriguez with the ball, forcing a walk and extending the game beyond the showdown in the process]].



** The Closer is inspired by Brad Lidge, a modestly successful MLB player who played for the Houston Astros and Philadelphia Phillies but also suffered a humiliating gaffe against St. Louis power hitter Albert Pujols in a 2005 game. Meanwhile, Carlos Rodriguez is fittingly a dead ringer for Pujols, right down to his nickname "The Machine". That said, the stakes in-game are higher than they were in real life (the incident happened in the playoffs instead of the World Series, and the game was ultimately salvaged by Lidge's fellow Astros).

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** The Closer is inspired by Brad Lidge, a modestly successful MLB player who played for the Houston Astros and Philadelphia Phillies but also suffered a humiliating gaffe against St. Louis power hitter Albert Pujols in a 2005 game. Meanwhile, Carlos Rodriguez is fittingly a dead ringer for Pujols, right down to his nickname "The Machine". That said, the stakes in-game are higher than they were in real life (the incident happened in the playoffs instead of the World Series, and the game was ultimately salvaged by Lidge's fellow Astros).Astros, [[spoiler: and of course there was no prophesy having the fate of the world rest on the two of them]]).
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* NoodleIncident: While the manager of the New York Yankees is fine with the Closer going on an epic journey to remake himself as a pitcher (and believes the personal re-examination that may occur along the way would be beneficial), he makes it clear the Closer's contract forbids any attempt to get in touch with existential mystery. We're not given any meaningful backstory to this clause, only that it happened weeks after Alex Rodriguez began reading Nietzsche while drinking mescal. And the manager got a tattoo of [[Myth/HinduMythology Ganesh]] in that timeframe; he still hasn't found it by the beginning of the story.

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* NoodleIncident: While the manager of the New York Yankees is fine with the Closer going on an epic journey to remake himself as a pitcher (and believes the personal re-examination that may occur along the way would be beneficial), he makes it clear the Closer's contract forbids any attempt to get in touch with existential mystery. We're not given any meaningful backstory to this clause, only that it happened came into effect weeks after Alex Rodriguez began reading Nietzsche while drinking mescal. And the manager got a tattoo of [[Myth/HinduMythology Ganesh]] in that timeframe; he still hasn't found it by the beginning of the story.
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* NoodleIncident: While the manager of the New York Yankees is fine with the Closer going on an epic journey to remake himself as a pitcher (and believes the personal re-examination that may occur along the way would be beneficial), he makes it clear the Closer's contract forbids any attempt to get in touch with existential mystery. We're not given any meaningful backstory to this clause, only that it happened weeks after Alex Rodriguez began reading Nietzsche while drinking mescal. And the manager got a tattoo of [[UsefulNotes/{{Hinduism}} Ganesh]] in that timeframe; he still hasn't found it by the beginning of the story.

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* NoodleIncident: While the manager of the New York Yankees is fine with the Closer going on an epic journey to remake himself as a pitcher (and believes the personal re-examination that may occur along the way would be beneficial), he makes it clear the Closer's contract forbids any attempt to get in touch with existential mystery. We're not given any meaningful backstory to this clause, only that it happened weeks after Alex Rodriguez began reading Nietzsche while drinking mescal. And the manager got a tattoo of [[UsefulNotes/{{Hinduism}} [[Myth/HinduMythology Ganesh]] in that timeframe; he still hasn't found it by the beginning of the story.

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** Zizek is based on the Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Žižek, which pretty much explains his character.

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** Zizek is based on the Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Žižek, which pretty much explains his character.character as a philosopher who cares little about the bounds of society.
* NoodleIncident: While the manager of the New York Yankees is fine with the Closer going on an epic journey to remake himself as a pitcher (and believes the personal re-examination that may occur along the way would be beneficial), he makes it clear the Closer's contract forbids any attempt to get in touch with existential mystery. We're not given any meaningful backstory to this clause, only that it happened weeks after Alex Rodriguez began reading Nietzsche while drinking mescal. And the manager got a tattoo of [[UsefulNotes/{{Hinduism}} Ganesh]] in that timeframe; he still hasn't found it by the beginning of the story.
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* GeniusBonus: [[invoked]] Weaponized by Moose [[spoiler:and later Kami]] when the party participates in trivia night. The questions ''look'' sound on the surface, but he [[spoiler:and she]] know a few things that expose just how poorly worded the questions were. For example, the first question Moose tackles is "What artist is best known for 'The Night Watch'?" The answer is, of course, Rembrandt...except it's more complicated than that. Moose points out that while Rembrandt did paint that piece and it was his best-known painting, the ''real'' title is the longer-winded "The Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch Preparing to March Out".

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* GeniusBonus: [[invoked]] Weaponized by Moose [[spoiler:and later Kami]] when the party participates in trivia night. The questions ''look'' sound on the surface, but he [[spoiler:and she]] know knows a few things that expose just how poorly worded the questions were. For example, the first question Moose tackles is "What artist is best known for 'The Night Watch'?" The answer is, of course, Rembrandt...except it's more complicated than that. Moose points out that while Rembrandt did paint that piece and it was his best-known painting, the ''real'' title is the longer-winded "The Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch Preparing to March Out".
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* GeniusBonus: [[invoked]] Weaponized by Moose [[spoiler:and later Kami]] when the party participates in trivia night. The questions ''look'' sound on the surface, but he [[spoiler:and she]] know a few things that expose just how poorly worded the questions were. For example, the first question Moose tackles is "What artist is best known for 'The Night Watch'?" The answer is, of course, Rembrandt...except it's more complicated than that. Moose points out that while Rembrandt did paint that piece and it was his best-known painting, the ''real'' title is the longer-winded "The Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch Preparing to March Out".
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*** Five pitches:
*** [[spoiler:No Moose or Dragon Slayer: He makes the starting rotation and performs decently.]]
*** [[spoiler:Moose rescued but no Dragon Slayer: He becomes a reliable, competent starter.]]
*** [[spoiler:Dragon Slayer successfully used but no Moose: He gets put on the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame for his excellent skill as a starter.]]
*** [[spoiler:Moose rescued ''and'' Dragon Slayer successfully used: The Closer's GoldenEnding. He gets into the Hall of Fame, wins multiple Cy Young awards, leads the Yankees to even more World Series Championships, and becomes one of the greatest pitchers in the modern era of baseball.]]

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pitches, [[spoiler:no Moose or Dragon Slayer: He makes the starting rotation and performs decently.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Moose rescued but no Dragon Slayer: He becomes a reliable, competent starter.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Dragon Slayer successfully used but no Moose: He gets put on the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame for his excellent skill as a starter.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Moose rescued ''and'' Dragon Slayer successfully used: The Closer's GoldenEnding. He gets into the Hall of Fame, wins multiple Cy Young awards, leads the Yankees to even more World Series Championships, and becomes one of the greatest pitchers in the modern era of baseball.]]
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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When the manager of the New York Yankees decides the Closer can't finish off Game 7--because his media reputation has tanked in response the Game 6 disaster--the Closer does not take it well. He leaves the party immediately, and they soon find out he's locked himself up in an abandoned PEZ factory so he could consume the candy and learn new pitches that way. Now, in the context of baseball, what hot acronym does PEZ sound like?
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* DiscriminateAndSwitch: An NPC at [[spoiler:The Machine's mansion]] offers to pay the Closer $20 to steal a baseball bat from [[spoiler:the mansion's bedroom chambers.]] While the Closer balks at first because he thinks the NPC is racist, they save face by clarifying that he looks like a main character of a story--one who takes the time to help out random people in exchange for minor rewards while pursuing their major quest. That leaves the Closer ''slightly'' less hesitant to agree to the job.

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* DiscriminateAndSwitch: An NPC at [[spoiler:The Machine's mansion]] offers to pay the Closer $20 to steal a baseball bat from [[spoiler:the mansion's bedroom chambers.]] While the Closer balks at first because he thinks the NPC is racist, racist[[labelnote:*]]the Closer himself is African-American[[/labelnote]], they save face by clarifying that he looks like a main character of a story--one who takes the time to help out random people in exchange for minor rewards while pursuing their major quest. That leaves the Closer ''slightly'' less hesitant to agree to the job.
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* DiscriminateAndSwitch: An NPC at [[spoiler:The Machine's mansion]] offers to pay the Closer $20 to steal a baseball bat from [[spoiler:the mansion's bedroom chambers.]] While the Closer balks at first because he thinks the NPC is racist, they save face by clarifying that he looks like a main character of a story--one who takes the time to help out random people in exchange for minor rewards while pursuing their major quest. That leaves the Closer ''slightly'' less hesitant to agree to the job.
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*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:no Moose or Dragon Slayer: He makes the starting rotation and performs decently.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Moose rescued but no Dragon Slayer: He becomes a reliable, competent starter.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Dragon Slayer successfully used but no Moose: He gets put on the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame for his excellent skill as a starter.]]
*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:Moose rescued ''and'' Dragon Slayer successfully used: The Closer's GoldenEnding. He gets into the Hall of Fame, wins multiple Cy Young awards, leads the Yankees to even more World Series Championships, and becomes one of the greatest pitchers in the modern era of baseball.]]

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*** Five pitches, [[spoiler:no pitches:
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Moose or Dragon Slayer: He makes the starting rotation and performs decently.]]
*** Five pitches, **** [[spoiler:Moose rescued but no Dragon Slayer: He becomes a reliable, competent starter.]]
*** Five pitches, **** [[spoiler:Dragon Slayer successfully used but no Moose: He gets put on the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame for his excellent skill as a starter.]]
*** Five pitches, **** [[spoiler:Moose rescued ''and'' Dragon Slayer successfully used: The Closer's GoldenEnding. He gets into the Hall of Fame, wins multiple Cy Young awards, leads the Yankees to even more World Series Championships, and becomes one of the greatest pitchers in the modern era of baseball.]]
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* HashtagForLaughs: Much of @twitter's is filled with dialogue that contains at least one #hashtag, and a good number of those are often snarky or otherwise humorous. For instance:

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* HashtagForLaughs: Much of @twitter's banter is filled with dialogue that contains at least one #hashtag, and a good number of those are often snarky or otherwise humorous. For instance:
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Currently NeedsMoreLove SugarWiki/NeedsMoreLove due to being a rather obscure title.

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