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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a ''Franchise/{{Doom}}'' clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
The plot involves stopping the Chinese mafia.
The plot involves stopping the Chinese mafia.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a ''Franchise/{{Doom}}'' clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Taiwanese company Accend Inc. It Inc, set in the [[UsefulNotes/DynastiesFromShangToQing Song Dynasty]] and loosely - ''[[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory very loosely]]'' - based on the Chinese novel, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Heroes_and_Five_Gallants Seven Heroes and Five Gallants]].
The game is known for being rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
The plot involves stopping the Chinesemafia.
mafia in an ancient Chinese setting, where you're presumably the famed Inspector, Shan Zao or the MasterThief Bai Yu-tang.
The game is known for being rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
The plot involves stopping the Chinese
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* UnwinnableByMistake: It may fall into this category unless you're Creator/ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes because the game is so fast.
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* KamehameHadouken: You can shoot a ball of electrical energy as one of your attacks.
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* KamehameHadouken: You can shoot a ball of electrical energy from your palms as one of your attacks.
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* DeathCryEcho: Defeated enemies scream in agony before dropping dead.
* {{Kiai}}: Enemies scream as they fight you.
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* SchrodingersPlayerCharacter: At the start of the game, you must choose to play as one of the Paladins. The other Paladins you don't select are a no-show for the rest of the game.
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* SaveGameLimits: Generously, you can save your game to any of 10 available slots.
* SchrodingersPlayerCharacter: At the start of the game, you must choose to play as one of the namesake seven Paladins. The other Paladins you don't select are a no-show for the rest of the game.
* SchrodingersPlayerCharacter: At the start of the game, you must choose to play as one of the namesake seven Paladins. The other Paladins you don't select are a no-show for the rest of the game.
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* DifficultyLevel: Right before you start, you'll have to choose from one of three difficulty levels. Subverted in that none of them matter since the game is awfully broken.
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* SchrodingersPlayerCharacter: At the start of the game, you must choose to play as one of the Paladins. The other Paladins you don't select are a no-show for the rest of the game.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a Doom clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a Doom ''Franchise/{{Doom}}'' clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
* BeamSpam: The red and green enemies unleash deadly, rapid-fire ranged attacks that are ''terribly hard to avoid''.
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* EvilLaugh: Hear it when you're defeated - and you'll be hearing it ''[[NintendoHard a lot]]''.
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* FirstPersonShooter: It seems to be very similar in gameplay to Doom.
* GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these bastards.
* GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these bastards.
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* FirstPersonShooter: It seems to be very similar in gameplay to Doom.''Doom''.
* GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to thesebastards.idiots.
* KamehameHadouken: You can shoot a ball of electrical energy as one of your attacks.
* LavaPit: Marked with tall and thin, flickering 2D sprites of flames, they're surprisingly less lethal than the enemies you encounter.
* GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these
* KamehameHadouken: You can shoot a ball of electrical energy as one of your attacks.
* LavaPit: Marked with tall and thin, flickering 2D sprites of flames, they're surprisingly less lethal than the enemies you encounter.
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* OneHitKill: A ranged enemy can make short work of you if you take the full brunt of just a single blast.
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* TheManyDeathsOfYou: The enemies fire all kinds of stuff at you, and you can die from falling into lava.
** Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
** Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
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* TheManyDeathsOfYou: The enemies fire all kinds of stuff at you, and you can die from falling into lava.
**lava. Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
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->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, [[VulgarHumor fucking crazy bitches!]] Yeah, the problem is, they [[FakeDifficulty forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire]]. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
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->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, [[VulgarHumor fucking crazy bitches!]] bitches! Yeah, the problem is, they [[FakeDifficulty forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire]].fire. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
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* UnwinnableByMistake: It may fall into this category unless you're ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes because the game is so fast.
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* UnwinnableByMistake: It may fall into this category unless you're ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes because the game is so fast.
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-->--Let's Player AzuriteReaction in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B89clfJs2g this video]].
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-->--Let's Player AzuriteReaction LetsPlay/AzuriteReaction in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B89clfJs2g this video]].
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->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, [[RefugeInVulgarity holy Jesus it's fucking crazy bitches!]] Yeah, the problem is, they [[FakeDifficulty forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire]]. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
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->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, [[RefugeInVulgarity holy Jesus it's [[VulgarHumor fucking crazy bitches!]] Yeah, the problem is, they [[FakeDifficulty forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire]]. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
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[[caption-width-right:284:This isn't going to end well...]]
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* Unwinnable: Well, it's unwinnable unless you're ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes. Falls into the UnwinnableByMistake category.
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* Unwinnable: Well, it's unwinnable UnwinnableByMistake: It may fall into this category unless you're ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes. Falls into reflexes because the UnwinnableByMistake category.game is so fast.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a Doom clone FirstPersonShooter DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' 3D'', also known as ''Rock 'n' Shaolin'', is a DOS game made by Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by ACCEND INC. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by ACCEND INC.Accend Inc. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by ACCEND INC. It was never released, and is rife with faulty programming. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by ACCEND INC. It is rife with faulty programming and was never released, and is rife with faulty programming.although there are demos floating around. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
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''Legend of the Seven Paladins 3D'' is a DOS game made by ACCEND INC. It was never released, and is rife with faulty programming. The game moves extremely fast, and both you and the enemies move and fire at very high speeds. There are many enemies in the game who all fire at you very quickly, making the game practically unplayable. You die very often and very quickly.
The plot involves stopping the Chinese mafia.
The plot involves stopping the Chinese mafia.
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->''"Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. Alright, you see this shit? See this shit? I'm walking... Watch how fast you get buttfucked. And then, [[RefugeInVulgarity holy Jesus it's fucking crazy bitches!]] Yeah, the problem is, they [[FakeDifficulty forgot to change the rate at which the enemies can fire]]. So you get buttfucked in about three seconds."''
-->--Let's Player AzuriteReaction in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B89clfJs2g this video]].
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!!This video game provides examples of:
*ComputersAreFast: The reason why this game is so hard and broken.
*TheComputerIsACheatingBastard
*EverythingTryingToKillYou: The game is crawling with enemies that move and fire at lighning speed.
*FakeDifficulty: The game is very broken and runs extremely fast. Both you and the enemies run and fire at lightning speed, and it's so fast that most people can't keep up with it. It's practically unplayable for this reason.
*FirstPersonShooter: It seems to be very similar in gameplay to Doom.
*GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these bastards.
*TheManyDeathsOfYou: The enemies fire all kinds of stuff at you, and you can die from falling into lava.
**Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
*NiceJobBreakingItHero: Applies to whoever is responsible for programming this monstrosity.
*Unwinnable: Well, it's unwinnable unless you're ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes. Falls into the UnwinnableByMistake category.
-->--Let's Player AzuriteReaction in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B89clfJs2g this video]].
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!!This video game provides examples of:
*ComputersAreFast: The reason why this game is so hard and broken.
*TheComputerIsACheatingBastard
*EverythingTryingToKillYou: The game is crawling with enemies that move and fire at lighning speed.
*FakeDifficulty: The game is very broken and runs extremely fast. Both you and the enemies run and fire at lightning speed, and it's so fast that most people can't keep up with it. It's practically unplayable for this reason.
*FirstPersonShooter: It seems to be very similar in gameplay to Doom.
*GameOver: "Developed by ACCEND INC". Send all complaints to these bastards.
*TheManyDeathsOfYou: The enemies fire all kinds of stuff at you, and you can die from falling into lava.
**Interestingly enough, you might actually survive longer sitting in a pool of lava where the enemies are unlikely to see you than out in the open, since they fire so fast.
*NiceJobBreakingItHero: Applies to whoever is responsible for programming this monstrosity.
*Unwinnable: Well, it's unwinnable unless you're ChuckNorris and have insanely good reflexes. Falls into the UnwinnableByMistake category.
