History VideoGame / GoatSimulator

* WallCrawl: One of the new features in ''Goat Payday'' and it's pretty much the only way to escape the police jail (read: pit in the group where police throw criminals). It should be stated that you don't climb ''just'' walls either, you can climb '''everything''' whether you like it nor not.

** You can find an [[Series/BreakingBad an RV and three blue barrels]] on the [=GoatZ=] map. Delivering all three barrels to the RV will cause small piles of crystal meth to pop up all over the map. Licking one of these piles will give you the ''Crystal Breath'' cause you to freeze {{Non Player Character}}s in front of you for a short time, turning them into breakable ice sculptures.

* ''Goat Simulator: PAYDAY'' - a desert area themed after PAYDAY 2, right down to having several assets directly incorporated.

* ObviousBeta: So obvious that the game literally sells itself as being full of bugs. RuleOfFunny allows the game to be head and shoulders above virtually every other ObviousBeta, however.

** ''Waste of Space'' has a slew of them [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpl2ZwT4rq0 just in the trailer]]. "Crowdkicker" as a parody of Kickstarter, a fellow walking in igniting six lightsaber-like blades as like [[Film/TheForceAwakens Kylo Ren's trailer]], "romancing" like ''VideoGame/MassEffect'', [[LiveActionTV/StarTrek a redshirt with the name Spocky on his back while a goldshirt]] gets swarmed by [[{{Franchise/Alien}} facehuggers]] and it ends with the LukeIAmYourFather scene.

Buy it [[http://www.goat-simulator.com/ here]] or on UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930 here.]] An UsefulNotes/XboxOne version was released in 2015, and a [=PS4=] version was released in 2016.

* InvoluntaryDance: Deadgoa7's active power forces everyone in the area to dance, even when they're aflame or fleeing in terror.

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Buy it [[http://www.goat-simulator.com/ here]] or on UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930 here.]] An UsefulNotes/XboxOne version was released in 2015, and a PS4 version was released in 2016.

* AbsurdlyHighLevelCap: ''Goat MMO Simulator'' has a level cap of 101. Leveling up does nothing, but you get an achievement for reaching it.

** ''Goat PayDay'' has a small bag stall near the drive-in cinema with a box that will transform your character into a black duffel bag if they run into the floating bag in the box.
* AntiFrustrationFeatures: Given the many hilarious ways you might get yourself stuck, there's a handy respawn option that drops you back at the spawn point.
** Averted with Goat MMO and Goat Payday, where you cannot respawn back into the main world once you are trapped on the treasure dimension and moon respectively(The latter being worse as all four crewmembers will appear on the moon, regardless if they were on the pirate ship or not.)

* BreathWeapon: How the zombie virus is spread, and also your special ability in GoatZ.

* CoolMask: You can earn these by completing some of the objectives, such as [[spoiler: going to the Goat Castle and proclaiming yourself [[AwesomeMomentOfCrowning King/Queen of All Goats]] by sitting on the throne]].
** You can purchase different masks from BAA Machines and wear said masks on top of the Payday crew masks in Goat Payday. One achievement requires you to purchase and wear 30 masks at once

*** On the other hand, [[spoiler:you can find the developers again on an island separate from the mainland partying it up like there's no tomorrow, complete with music, a money cannon, a wine paddle pool, a giant gold goat statue and a stripper cage where the developer inside it performs a very convincing Snoop Dogg impression]]

* DonutMessWithACop: The police station's sign if ''Goat Payday'' is a giant doughnut like the one at Randy's Donuts painted white with a blue band and letters.

* EverythingsBetterWithCows: A hidden area in ''Goat MMO Simulator'' takes you to a pasture full of laser-shooting giant cows which walk on two legs.
** You can find[[spoiler:the same cow in the Goat Payday map on the moon]]

** You can find an [[Series/BreakingBad an RV and three blue barrels]] on the GoatZ map. Delivering all three barrels to the RV will cause small piles of crystal meth to pop up all over the map. Licking one of these piles will give you the ''Crystal Breath'' cause you to freeze {{Non Player Character}}s in front of you for a short time, turning them into breakable ice sculptures.

* TooDumbToLive: Most of the humans in ''GoatZ'' go about their daily activities, you know, as if there wasn't a mass Zombie outbreak.

* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: You're a goat, who cares about those pesky humans? Kick them off buildings, into traffic, and set them on fire!
** You can even mistreat your goat, like throwing it into traffic and have it smushed by a truck (though nothing can kill you, just hop out of ragdoll mode once you're done playing roadkill). You can also lick things in motion and be dragged along limply.

* ZombieApocalypse: The entire premise of GoatZ's "After .

* {{Facepalm}}: Human [=NPCs=] tend to do this in response to you making a ruckus if they don't run away or fall over.

** You can find an [[Series/BreakingBad an RV and three blue barrels]] on the GoatZ map. Delivering all three barrels to the RV will cause small piles of crystal meth to pop up all over the map. Licking one of these piles will give you the ''Crystal Breath'' cause you to freeze NPCs in front of you for a short time, turning them into breakable ice sculptures.

%%* WavingSignsAround: The group of people protesting against penis-shaped foods.

* CreatorCameo: Almost all of the NPCs found in Goatville and Goat City Bay are name after the developers, with GoatZ adding the Gone North Games developers to the roster.

** You can find this house again in GoatZ, now shared with the DLC's creator Gone North Games. Inside you can find a developer weeping at a large screen as negative reviews for the game are displayed.

* TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything: It's possible to destroy the hang glider by licking the Boulder of Death and dragging it to the top of the crane. Doing so will net the message "How? Seriously, how did you manage that?"

Buy it [[http://www.goat-simulator.com/ here]] or on UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930 here.]] An UsefulNotes/XboxOne version was released in 2015.

Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: '''''Goat Simulator''''' is a simulator game in which you play as a goat. Originally a silly experiment done internally by Coffee Stain Studios, but it unexpectedly gathered interest from gamers. ''Goat Simulator'' is a treasure trove of deliberately broken physics and silliness.

* SyntheticVoiceActor: The chat has the same text-to-speech chat as MoonbaseAlpha.

** Snail Goat: [[An elf from Goat MMO Simulator performing an imitation of its namesake]]

** You can find a dwarf named Bilbo in the mines. Dumping him into the lava in Old Goat mountain will net you the achievement ''[[Literature:TheHobbit An Unnecessary Journey]]''.

* AlienAbduction: You can trigger one on the city map. You get stranded in space until you choose to respawn.

** Ripped Goat: [[spoiler:sheep]]

* CreatorCameo: Coffee Stain Studios is an actual building in the map, and you get an achievement for finding it and going inside. [[RecursiveReality You'll find the developers working]] on ''Goat Simulator''.

* EveryCarIsAPinto: Parked cars will blow up if force is applied to them, whether from you headbutting them or something else hitting them at a high enough speed. Moving cars, on the other hand, are [[MadeOfIndestructium the opposite]].

* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: The recently announced (as of this writing) ''[[VideoGame/DayZ GoatZ]]''. Also a TakeThat as it prominently advertises itself as the "First Survival Game Not in Early Access".

* HorseOfADifferentColor: You can get people to ride you with the June 2014 update.
* InvoluntaryDance: Deadgoa7's active power forces everyone in the area to dance, even when they're fleeing in terror.

* MushroomSamba: The beach map has mushrooms you can eat by licking. Doing so causes the goat's head to enlarge. You have to put down a few of them to get the full effect, or else it will only enlarge an ear.

* OurZombiesAreDifferent: Apparently, animals like goats, giraffes, and even elephants are also highly susceptible to the zombie virus. The zombie goats can be difficult to escape due to their high speed and ramming abilities.

*** Two Walker statues and the G-2 Companion can be found in the world. The latter tries to punch you.

** The beach map has ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' blocks which turn you into a ''Minecraft'' goat. Collecting all three lets you place wood, grass, and stone.
** [[Franchise/TheSlendermanMythos Slendergoat]] can be found on the beach map.

** Near the dam on the beach map is a crashed spaceship. On the hotel balcony is a [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy towel with the number "42" printed on it]]. Combine the latter with the former and you become Hitchhiker Goat, which has the power to summon whales from the sky.