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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as Guatemala, ElSalvador, Chile and Argentina, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was {{NotSoDifferent}} to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.

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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as Guatemala, ElSalvador, El Salvador, Chile and Argentina, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was {{NotSoDifferent}} not that different to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.
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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as {{Guatemala}}, {{ElSalvador}}, {{Chile}} and {{Argentina}}, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was {[NotSoDifferent}} to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.

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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as {{Guatemala}}, {{ElSalvador}}, {{Chile}} Guatemala, ElSalvador, Chile and {{Argentina}}, Argentina, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was {[NotSoDifferent}} {{NotSoDifferent}} to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.
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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as UsefulNotes/Guatemala, UsefulNotes/ElSalvador, UsefulNotes/Chile and UsefulNotes/Argentina, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was NotSoDifferent to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.

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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as UsefulNotes/Guatemala, UsefulNotes/ElSalvador, UsefulNotes/Chile {{Guatemala}}, {{ElSalvador}}, {{Chile}} and UsefulNotes/Argentina, {{Argentina}}, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was NotSoDifferent {[NotSoDifferent}} to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.
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Even though Mexico during the 70's and 80's in particular did accept quite a lot of people fleeing dictatorships from countries such as UsefulNotes/Guatemala, UsefulNotes/ElSalvador, UsefulNotes/Chile and UsefulNotes/Argentina, the PRI's constant recourse to electoral fraud and outright violence (especially the "Dirty War" against leftist dissidents) showed that, in many ways, Mexico was NotSoDifferent to the more overtly dictatorial and dysfunctional states elsewhere in the Americas.
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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos''[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]], Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to most Mexicans speaking Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. The country where Creator/SalvadorDali finds more surreal than his paintings, Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos''[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]], Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to most Mexicans speaking Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. The country where which Creator/SalvadorDali finds more surreal than his paintings, Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.
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->''"Poor Mexico! So far from God, so close to the United States..."''
-->-- '''Porfirio Díaz'''
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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos''[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]], Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to most Mexicans speaking Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos''[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]], Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to most Mexicans speaking Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. The country where Creator/SalvadorDali finds more surreal than his paintings, Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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The second Mexican empire lasted 3 years. Really, it was because the U.S. was too busy with its Civil War. Once that whole nasty business was settled (more or less), the U.S. resumed their backing of the liberals and Juárez, whilst the French, facing the impending doom of the Franco-Prussian war, withdrew their support of Maximilian in turn, who decided to remain and fight, until he was defeated, summarily executed along with Miguel Miramón and General Mejía, and Conservadores everywhere shot. The Liberales may have won the Civil War, but many political fights happened inside the victorious party as [[EvilPowerVacuum everybody wanted to be president]]. President Juárez, still clinging to his Emergency powers went for reelection, again. Causing war hero Porfirio Díaz to rebel... and fail at it. Better luck next time! But, as good national heroes always do, Juárez died just in time (in 1872, merely one year after his reelection) to avoid going the way of Santa Ana into Infamy. In fact, Juárez won only his last election (during which he was president with emergency powers) and for 15 years, that is, until his death, he never let go of the presidency (but good luck trying to bust the myth on Juárez). Mexican "heroes" tend to [[FallenHero end that way]]. ([[Film/TheDarkKnight Harvey Dent]] was right about that). He was succeeded by the next in line for the job, Sebastián Lerdo de Tejada (Sebastián, not Miguel, as both brothers were very important in the Liberal party), then after his time was up he also tried to postulate himself for reelection. Porfirio Díaz rebelled again... and won, won so hard that he got to rule Mexico for the next 30 years. He first ruled for 4 years or so, then put his compadre (godsib) Manuel González on the presidency, but his presidency sucked ass and Díaz decided to reelect himself (after all, where did it say people could get reelected in different president terms?). The [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocrisy]] of rebelling against a president for trying to rewrite the constitution to get reelected, then doing so for thirty years himself, was probably not lost on him, as he actually ''exalted'' the character and justified the actions of Juárez, to justify his own by proxy.

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The second Mexican empire lasted 3 just three years. Really, The Imperial forces succeeded in controlling much of Mexico, and Maximilian was an extremely enlightened monarch who supported workers' rights and even sought to build alliances with native tribes, but his progressive reforms alienated the conservatives who brought him to power and his increasingly heavy-handed governance of Mexico, which included summary executions that surpassed those of the preceding juntas, alienated what little support he had among the Mexican population. The only reason his reign lasted as long as it did was because the U.S. was too busy with its Civil War. Once that whole nasty business was settled (more or less), the U.S. resumed their backing of the liberals and Juárez, whilst the French, facing the impending doom of the Franco-Prussian war, withdrew their support of Maximilian in turn, who decided to remain and fight, until he was defeated, summarily executed along with Miguel Miramón and General Mejía, and Conservadores everywhere shot.

The Liberales may have won the Civil War, but many political fights happened inside the victorious party as [[EvilPowerVacuum everybody wanted to be president]]. President Juárez, still clinging to his Emergency powers went for reelection, again. Causing war hero Porfirio Díaz to rebel... and fail at it. Better luck next time! But, as good national heroes always do, Juárez died just in time (in 1872, merely one year after his reelection) to avoid going the way of Santa Ana into Infamy. In fact, Juárez won only his last election (during which he was president with emergency powers) and for 15 years, that is, until his death, he never let go of the presidency (but good luck trying to bust the myth on Juárez). Mexican "heroes" tend to [[FallenHero end that way]]. ([[Film/TheDarkKnight Harvey Dent]] was right about that). He was succeeded by the next in line for the job, Sebastián Lerdo de Tejada (Sebastián, not Miguel, as both brothers were very important in the Liberal party), then after his time was up he also tried to postulate himself for reelection. Porfirio Díaz rebelled again... and won, won so hard that he got to rule Mexico for the next 30 years. He first ruled for 4 years or so, then put his compadre (godsib) Manuel González on the presidency, but his presidency sucked ass and Díaz decided to reelect himself (after all, where did it say people could get reelected in different president terms?). The [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocrisy]] of rebelling against a president for trying to rewrite the constitution to get reelected, then doing so for thirty years himself, was probably not lost on him, as he actually ''exalted'' the character and justified the actions of Juárez, to justify his own by proxy.
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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted,[[note]]Also a real risk, since both dynasties were at this point amply supplied with available junior princes. Admittedly, many of them were underage, but one particular French Bourbon dynast--one Louis Philippe, Duke of Orléans--was particularly promising, as he was not only fully grown but a known liberal who would've been happy to be the executive monarch of a constitutional monarchy, and didn't seem especially likely to succeed to the French throne after the 1820 birth of his distant cousin Henri, comte de Chambord, appeared to secure the succession of the senior branch of the French Bourbons.[[/note]] he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne in Madrid someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted,[[note]]Also a real risk, since both dynasties were at this point amply supplied with available junior princes. Admittedly, many of them were underage, but one particular French Bourbon dynast--one Louis Philippe, Duke of Orléans--was particularly promising, as he was not only fully grown but a known liberal who would've been happy to be the executive monarch of a constitutional monarchy, and didn't seem especially likely to succeed to the French throne after the 1820 birth of his distant cousin Henri, comte de Chambord, appeared to secure the succession of the senior branch of the French Bourbons.[[/note]] he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.
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Other traditional foods are enchiladas, sincronizadas, chilaquiles, chiles rellenos, tamales, and other foods that are local and to each state of the country. Even those might have wild variations; for instance, in most of the country an "enchilada" is a tortilla rolled around a filling and then baked in a chile sauce, but in San Luis Potosí an "enchilada potosina" is actually a taco made with a corn tortilla lightly fried/toasted in chorizo fat and filled with chorizo and potatoes.

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Other traditional foods are enchiladas, sincronizadas, chilaquiles, chiles rellenos, tamales, and other foods that are local and to each state of the country. Even those might have wild variations; for instance, in most of the country an "enchilada" is a tortilla rolled around a filling and then baked in a chile sauce, but in San Luis Potosí an "enchilada potosina" is actually a taco made with a corn tortilla lightly fried/toasted in chorizo fat and filled with chorizo chorizo, potatoes, and potatoes.
refried beans and topped with white cheese and salsa.
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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos'',[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]] Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales,[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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Officially known as ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos'',[[note]]the Mexicanos''[[note]]the United Mexican States[[/note]] States[[/note]], Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak speaking Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales,[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.
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And for the record: Taco Bell is not a Mexican company, though the recent opening of a few nearby has caused us great amusement. Their food is certainly ''absolutely not Mexican''. And the taco bell Chihuahua? It was [[EatTheDog considered a culinary delicacy]] by the Aztecs. In general, Tex-Mex food is a blasphemous rip-off of Mexican food and is shunned by every respectable Mexican. [[note]]It's worth noting that Tex-Mex and every variation of Mexican food came to be because the ingredients used in many popular Mexican dishes weren't readily available, so they had to make do with whatever substitutes were available. There is also the issue of cultural assimilation many immigrants, not only Mexicans and Xicanos, face in the US: you don't want to seem "too foreign" if you want to fit in. Tex-Mex and Xicano cuisine are not blasphemy nor is it a matter of respectability.[[/note]]

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And for the record: Taco Bell is not a Mexican company, though the recent opening of a few nearby has caused us great amusement. Their food is certainly ''absolutely not Mexican''. And the taco bell Chihuahua? It was [[EatTheDog considered a culinary delicacy]] by the Aztecs. In general, Tex-Mex food is considered by many native Mexicans to be a blasphemous rip-off of Mexican food and is food, hence shunned by every respectable Mexican.most of the country's population. [[note]]It's worth noting that Tex-Mex and every variation of Mexican food came to be because the ingredients used in many popular Mexican dishes weren't readily available, so they had to make do with whatever substitutes were available. There is also the issue of cultural assimilation many immigrants, not only Mexicans and Xicanos, face in the US: you don't want to seem "too foreign" if you want to fit in. Tex-Mex and Xicano cuisine are not blasphemy nor is it a matter of respectability.[[/note]]
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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted,[[note]]Also a real risk, since both dynasties were at this point amply supplied with available junior princes. Admittedly, many of them were underage, but one particular French Bourbon dynast--one Louis Philippe, Duke of Orléans--was particularly promising, as he was a known liberal who would've been happy to be the executive monarch of a cosntitutional monarchy, and didn't seem especially likely to succeed to the French throne after the birth of his distant cousin Henri, comte de Chambord, appeared to secure the succession of the senior branch of the French Bourbons.[[/note]] he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted,[[note]]Also a real risk, since both dynasties were at this point amply supplied with available junior princes. Admittedly, many of them were underage, but one particular French Bourbon dynast--one Louis Philippe, Duke of Orléans--was particularly promising, as he was not only fully grown but a known liberal who would've been happy to be the executive monarch of a cosntitutional constitutional monarchy, and didn't seem especially likely to succeed to the French throne after the 1820 birth of his distant cousin Henri, comte de Chambord, appeared to secure the succession of the senior branch of the French Bourbons.[[/note]] he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.
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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, accepted,[[note]]Also a real risk, since both dynasties were at this point amply supplied with available junior princes. Admittedly, many of them were underage, but one particular French Bourbon dynast--one Louis Philippe, Duke of Orléans--was particularly promising, as he was a known liberal who would've been happy to be the executive monarch of a cosntitutional monarchy, and didn't seem especially likely to succeed to the French throne after the birth of his distant cousin Henri, comte de Chambord, appeared to secure the succession of the senior branch of the French Bourbons.[[/note]] he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.
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The Plan of Iguala under which Iturbide had led his army called for Mexico to become an independent Catholic constitutional monarchy with a Spanish prince on the throne. This was a compromise position that achieved the goals of both the liberal revolutionaries (who wanted independence and a constitution) and the more conservative elements in the country (who were still devoted to God and the King). A Mexican Congress had thus written a constitution for Mexico establishing it as the Mexican Empire, with a strong executive Emperor who was nevertheless checked by a an elected legislature and an independent judiciary. (And, of course, with the Roman Catholic Church as the state religion.) This constitution was sent back to Spain with the intent that UsefulNotes/FerdinandVII, the King of Spain, would accept the office of Emperor of Mexico and hold Mexico in personal union with Spain in perpetuity--though they also left the door open for one of his brothers or cousins to take the job in case Ferdinand didn't want to take it himself. This, they thought, was a good enough Plan B.

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The Plan of Iguala under which Iturbide had led his army called for Mexico to become an independent Catholic constitutional monarchy with a Spanish prince on the throne. This was a compromise position that achieved the goals of both the liberal revolutionaries (who wanted independence and a constitution) and the more conservative elements in the country (who were still devoted to God and the King). A Mexican Congress had thus written a constitution for Mexico establishing it as the Mexican Empire, with a strong executive Emperor who was nevertheless checked by a an elected legislature and an independent judiciary. (And, of course, with the Roman Catholic Church as the state religion.) )[[note]]Incidentally, this is ''exactly'' what UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar had predicted Mexico would do in his famous 1815 "Letter from Jamaica". Mark one point for ''El Libertador''.[[/note]] This constitution was sent back to Spain with the intent that UsefulNotes/FerdinandVII, the King of Spain, would accept the office of Emperor of Mexico and hold Mexico in personal union with Spain in perpetuity--though they also left the door open for one of his brothers or cousins to take the job in case Ferdinand didn't want to take it himself. This, they thought, was a good enough Plan B.
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Mexico's almost as racially diverse as UsefulNotes/{{Brazil}}, but in different ways. For one thing, there are proportionally far fewer Afro-Mexicans than Afro-Brazilians. About 1-2% of Mexicans claim significant African ancestry, as compared to 5-10% of Brazilians (at a minimum--Black-White ''pardos'' are probably a majority in Brazil). This is largely because most of Mexico was deemed to be poorly suited to plantation agriculture during the era of Spanish rule,[[note]]Probably rightly; much of Mexico is ill-suited to growing the kinds of cash crops that make for good plantation agriculture by virtue of being desert, mountain, or jungle. Moreover, even areas which had good land for cash crops weren't worth turning into plantations because the giant mountain ranges made ''transporting'' anything in Colonial Mexico a tremendous pain in the ''culo''. Sure, you ''could'' grow massive amounts of sugarcane in the plains south of Mexico City, or coffee in the foothills and lower slopes of the mountains between Puebla and Oaxaca, but the roads to the port of Veracruz were so abysmal you probably couldn't get much of your crop to Spain for sale on the world market, so why bother? (And even if you didn't have to get your stuff to Veracruz specifially--which you did because mercantilism--it's not like the roads to anywhere else were or could be any better.) The major cash crops sugarcane and coffee were eventually successfully cultivated in Mexico (especially in Central and Southern Mexico)--after railroads from the interior to the coast (and to the United States) had solved the transportation problem. However, by that point, slavery had long been abolished in Mexico.[[/note]] so while plenty of African slaves ended up in the Spanish Americas, they tended not to be brought to Mexico (they tended to go to UsefulNotes/{{Cuba}}, [[UsefulNotes/DominicanRepublic Santo Domingo]], UsefulNotes/PuertoRico, and UsefulNotes/{{Venezuela}} instead). That being said, Mexico does have the distinction of being the first country in Spanish-speaking America to have a head of state of provable recent sub-Saharan African descent in the form of the country's second president, Vicente Guerrero (after whom the state of Guerrero[[note]]Which with Veracruz is of the few states with a significant concentration of Afro-Mexicans. It's also notable to foreigners as the state where Acapulco is located.[[/note]] is named).

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Mexico's almost as racially diverse as UsefulNotes/{{Brazil}}, but in different ways. For one thing, there are proportionally far fewer Afro-Mexicans than Afro-Brazilians. About 1-2% of Mexicans claim significant African ancestry, as compared to 5-10% of Brazilians (at a minimum--Black-White ''pardos'' are probably a majority in Brazil). This is largely because most of Mexico was deemed to be poorly suited to plantation agriculture during the era of Spanish rule,[[note]]Probably rightly; much of Mexico is ill-suited to growing the kinds of cash crops that make for good plantation agriculture by virtue of being desert, mountain, or jungle. Moreover, even areas which had good land for cash crops weren't worth turning into plantations because the giant mountain ranges made ''transporting'' anything in Colonial Mexico a tremendous pain in the ''culo''. Sure, you ''could'' grow massive amounts of sugarcane in the plains south of Mexico City, or coffee in the foothills and lower slopes of the mountains between Puebla and Oaxaca, but the roads to the port of Veracruz were so abysmal you probably couldn't get much of your crop to Spain for sale on the world market, so why bother? (And even if you didn't have to get your stuff to Veracruz specifially--which you did because mercantilism--it's not like the roads to anywhere else were or could be any better.) The major cash crops sugarcane and coffee were eventually successfully cultivated in Mexico (especially in Central and Southern Mexico)--after railroads from the interior to the coast (and to the United States) had solved the transportation problem. However, by that point, slavery had long been abolished in Mexico. Meanwhile, the one other cash crop to which Mexico is well-suited--cotton (Mexico being home to a wide variety of wild cotton species, so this is no surprise)--did not become a major such crop until the invention of the modern cotton gin, which only started to spread outside the Southern United States at pretty much the exact time the Mexican War of Independence was breaking out.[[/note]] so while plenty of African slaves ended up in the Spanish Americas, they tended not to be brought to Mexico (they tended to go to UsefulNotes/{{Cuba}}, [[UsefulNotes/DominicanRepublic Santo Domingo]], UsefulNotes/PuertoRico, and UsefulNotes/{{Venezuela}} instead). That being said, Mexico does have the distinction of being the first country in Spanish-speaking America to have a head of state of provable recent sub-Saharan African descent in the form of the country's second president, Vicente Guerrero (after whom the state of Guerrero[[note]]Which with Veracruz is of the few states with a significant concentration of Afro-Mexicans. It's also notable to foreigners as the state where Acapulco is located.[[/note]] is named).
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The Plan of Iguala under which Iturbide had led his army called for Mexico to become an independent Catholic constitutional monarchy with a Spanish prince on the throne. This was a compromise position that achieved the goals of both the liberal revolutionaries (who wanted independence and a constitution) and the more conservative elements in the country (who were still devoted to God and the King). A Mexican Congress had thus written a constitution for Mexico establishing it as the Mexican Empire, with a strong executive Emperor who was nevertheless checked by a an elected legislature and an independent judiciary. (And, of course, with the Roman Catholic Church as the state religion.) This constitution was sent back to Spain with the intent that Ferdinand VII, the King of Spain, would accept the office of Emperor of Mexico and hold Mexico in personal union with Spain in perpetuity--though they also left the door open for one of his brothers or cousins to take the job in case Ferdinand didn't want to take it himself. This, they thought, was a good enough Plan B.

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The Plan of Iguala under which Iturbide had led his army called for Mexico to become an independent Catholic constitutional monarchy with a Spanish prince on the throne. This was a compromise position that achieved the goals of both the liberal revolutionaries (who wanted independence and a constitution) and the more conservative elements in the country (who were still devoted to God and the King). A Mexican Congress had thus written a constitution for Mexico establishing it as the Mexican Empire, with a strong executive Emperor who was nevertheless checked by a an elected legislature and an independent judiciary. (And, of course, with the Roman Catholic Church as the state religion.) This constitution was sent back to Spain with the intent that Ferdinand VII, UsefulNotes/FerdinandVII, the King of Spain, would accept the office of Emperor of Mexico and hold Mexico in personal union with Spain in perpetuity--though they also left the door open for one of his brothers or cousins to take the job in case Ferdinand didn't want to take it himself. This, they thought, was a good enough Plan B.
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Officially known as Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (The United Mexican States), Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales,[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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Officially known as Los ''los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (The Mexicanos'',[[note]]the United Mexican States), States[[/note]] Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales,[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.
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As per Hispanic custom, Mexicans have two family names or surnames: the first is the paternal one, and the second is the mother's. Because children only get the first family name of either parent [[LineageComesFromTheFather only the father's name]] is passed on through successive generations. Also you can have more than one given name (think middle initial)... sometimes even three. And sometimes you even get single family names made of multiple family names. Example: former president Ernesto Zedillo Ponce de León. Women don't lose their maiden name when marrying, but traditionally added the husband's family name to their own; this has no legal value however.

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As per Hispanic custom, Mexicans have two family names or surnames: the first is the paternal one, and the second is the mother's. Because children only get the first family name of either parent [[LineageComesFromTheFather only the father's name]] is passed on through successive generations. Also you can have more than one given name (think middle initial)... sometimes even three. And sometimes you even get single family names made of multiple family names. Example: former president Ernesto Zedillo Ponce de León. Women don't lose their maiden name when marrying, but traditionally added the husband's family name to their own; own,; this has no legal value however.



If they make fun of others, rest assured they have developed a level of {{self deprecati|on}}ng humor Creator/WoodyAllen would admire (before knocking himself for it). Since making fun of people based on their race, their gender, or their handicaps isn't considered as politically incorrect as it is in the US or the UK it may seem that Mexican comedy can be [[UnfortunateImplications crass]]. But it's precisely because of their greater disregard towards political correctness that limits in Hollywood's depiction of Mexicans are rather set by Chicanos than by actual Mexicans. [[CulturalCringe Another phenomenon is Malinchismo: a very old and widespread tendency to show any unjustified preference, however slight, for foreign over national stuff]].

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If they make fun of others, rest assured they have developed a level of {{self deprecati|on}}ng humor Creator/WoodyAllen would admire (before knocking himself for it). Since making fun of people based on their race, their gender, or their handicaps isn't considered as politically incorrect as it is in the US or the UK it may seem that Mexican comedy can be [[UnfortunateImplications crass]]. But it's precisely because of their greater disregard towards political correctness that limits in Hollywood's depiction of Mexicans are rather set by Chicanos than by actual Mexicans. [[CulturalCringe Another phenomenon is Malinchismo: a very old and widespread tendency to show any unjustified preference, however slight, for foreign over national stuff]].
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It was colonized by UsefulNotes/{{Spain}}, those people in the funny metal Conquistador hats who looked for [[CityOfGold cities of gold]] (or means to [[GoldFever get gold]], they weren't picky), they were initially mistaken for Gods (Quetzalcoatl, mainly) and struck alliances with several of the native nations. It's harsh to judge the natives who allied with Cortés. They had lived under the iron fist of the Mexica, who frequently forced to pay tributes to them.. in the form of men, women and children, who would most of the time be used as human sacrifice, but who also had the option of being eaten ritualistically. Moctezuma, the Emperor of the Mexica/Aztecs, tried to regale Quetzalcoatl/Cortés with gold, so he would leave, but only instigated greed. Eventually the Spaniards and their indigenous allies came to blows with the Aztecs, having no shortage of numbers and knowledge of the terrain (those two points thanks to the natives), better technology, horses, and most importantly, plagues. (The plagues were actually unintentional but handy at first, inconvenient after victory). UsefulNotes/HernanCortez and his men were able to win against the Aztec empire by manipulating the Aztec's [[LaResistance unwilling subjects]] into an alliance. Fun and profit were had by all. And by all, we mean Cortés, his soldiers, and many of his native allies. Everyone else was either forcibly converted (although considering the documented human sacrifice and cannibalism, conversion probably wasn't a bad thing for everyone involved) and enslaved in the Hacienda system (think Plantation) or killed. Even his native allies got sort of shafted, also being forcibly converted and becoming second class citizens below Spaniards.

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It was colonized conquered by UsefulNotes/{{Spain}}, those people in the funny metal Conquistador hats who looked for [[CityOfGold cities of gold]] (or means to [[GoldFever get gold]], they weren't picky), they were initially mistaken for Gods (Quetzalcoatl, mainly) and headed by UsefulNotes/HernanCortez, who struck alliances with several of the native nations.nations with the help of his Indigenous adviser UsefulNotes/LaMalinche. It's harsh to judge the natives who allied with Cortés. They had lived under the iron fist of the Mexica, who frequently forced to pay tributes to them..them... in the form of men, women and children, who would most of the time be used as human sacrifice, but who also had the option of being eaten ritualistically. Moctezuma, the Emperor of the Mexica/Aztecs, tried to regale Quetzalcoatl/Cortés Cortés with gold, so he would leave, but only instigated greed. Eventually the Spaniards and their indigenous allies came to blows with the Aztecs, having no shortage of numbers and knowledge of the terrain (those two points thanks to the natives), better technology, horses, and most importantly, plagues. (The plagues were actually unintentional unintentional, but handy at first, if inconvenient after victory). UsefulNotes/HernanCortez Cortés and his men were able to win against the Aztec empire by manipulating the Aztec's [[LaResistance unwilling subjects]] into an alliance. Fun and profit were had by all. And by all, we mean Cortés, his soldiers, and many of his main native allies. Everyone else was either forcibly converted (although considering the documented human sacrifice and cannibalism, conversion probably wasn't a bad thing for everyone involved) and enslaved in the Hacienda system (think Plantation) or killed. Even some of his native allies got sort of shafted, also being forcibly converted and becoming second class citizens below Spaniards.
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A city that you can find within the state of the same name, right at the center of the country (this is not an exaggeration, grab a map and find it) around three or four hours distance from Mexico City, one of the proposed menaings for the name is "Place with a lot of mountains", and as you can guess it's build in a valley between lots of mountain landscape.

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'''Tijuana'''

A young but booming city that was founded at the end of the 19th century, Tijuana wasn't a very prominent destination due to its distance to central Mexico (the Baja California peninsula wasn't connected by roads or railways until the 1950's, and before that, to reach it you had to travel by boat to Ensenada to get there). It is also extremely isolated from the rest of Mexico, being the westernmost part of the continental territory of Mexico[[note]]The westernmost part of Mexico is actually the Revillagigedo islands, which are separated from the mainland by a vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean[[/note]] to the point that while the closest mayor cities (Ensenada and Mexicali, and San Diego in the United States) are less than two hours driving, the rest of the country is only reachable by airplane.[[note]]The closest major cities to Tijuana outside of Baja California or California are a full day's drive away. Many people just take a plane, and this was also the driving factor to the construction of the Cross-Border Express terminal in U.S. territory, connecting the Tijuana airport to the United States by a bridge.[[/note]]

When it was founded, it was a small collection of ranches and farming parcels scattered around the Tijuana river, until the Prohibition hit the United States in the RoaringTwenties. At that time, the city boasted many bars, casinos, and racing tracks, the most famous one being the Agua Caliente casino, but all that faltered after the end of the prohibition and closed down (Nowadays, in its place, the Lázaro Cárdenas Federal High School is built in its place), not to mention that Tijuana is the birthplace of the Caesar Salad (the most accepted story is that Cesare Cardini, the owner of the Caesar Hotel in downtown Tijuana, experienced an ingredient shortage in the Fourth of July festivities in 1924, and he [[MacGyvering MacGyvered]] the recipe on the spot with ingredients that he had left in the kitchen). On the postwar years, the city's popularity waned, up until TheEighties.

In TheEighties, the city experienced a population surge like none other in Mexico, with many people seeking to use the city [[RunForTheBorder as a staging ground to get to the United States]], or people seeking a new life away from their places of origin, chiefly by people that were left destitute after the 1986 Mexico City earthquake or by Sinaloans that were trying to avoid the increasing violence of TheCartel. The sudden population boom caused many urbanization problems in Tijuana, to the point that the city is mostly bereft of parks and other commodities such as theaters, museums and libraries, giving the city a somewhat deserved reputation of being a dull urban wasteland by many tourists.[[note]]Many Tijuanans often joke that the best part of Tijuana is San Diego, or Ensenada in the case of more patriotic Mexicans. [[NWordPrivileges Just avoid saying within earshot of a Tijuanan]].[[/note]] However, many industries tapped on the newcomers to empower the manufacturing sector, furthering the population boom by people from all over Mexico coming in for jobs in this sector. However, it still came at the expense of leaving it bereft of any semblance of cultural life, with the only entertainment being a few cinemas, the [=CECUT=] (featuring an IMAX dome and a planetarium, and an iconic building in Tijuana due to its spherical shape), some seedy dive bars and the [[RedLightDistrict Coahuila street]].

The latter used to be infamous for the amount of seedy strip clubs, drugs, crepy dive bars, carnal desires, and Americans wanting to get drunk, until the tail end of the TurnOfTheMillennium, when the city cleaned it up and began branding it as a more welcoming experience for tourists, with modern art festivals and events related to the viticultural harvests of the Valle de Guadalupe (which is located mid-way between Rosarito and Ensenada). This coincided with the city engaging in a long overdue clean up of its reputation, now promoting itself also as a destination for medical tourism[[note]]to the point that most private practices and many private hospitals cater to American clientele and accept American insurance, and dentists often charging ''in U.S. dollars'' rather than Mexican Pesos, which causes a great deal of frustration when tax season rolls around and locals finding the dentistry services horrendously expensive compared to the rest of the country[[/note]], a burgeoning craft beer scene to which the formerly seedy bars jumped in and [[GrowingTheBeard improved a lot]], and boasting many world class restaurants, featuring the original concept of Baja Med cuisine. The city has grown now into becoming the second largest metropolis in Mexico in terms of population.
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Officially known as Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (The United Mexican States), Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro, Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.

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Officially known as Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (The United Mexican States), Mexico is a UsefulNotes/{{North America}}n country[[note]]Geologically speaking, the border between Central America and North America proper lies in Mexico, but Central America is usually considered part of North America. People mistaking Mexico for "South America" is probably due to the fact that most Mexicans speak Spanish[[/note]] and home of WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales,[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bumblebee Man]], Creator/SalmaHayek and Creator/GuillermoDelToro, Creator/GuillermoDelToro. Mexico can stir up more emotion in three syllables than can be wrought from a {{Wangst}} filled RomanticPlotTumor. Whether it's love or hate depends entirely on the person.
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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But Ferdinand had thrown up a massive roadblock to this: He forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights rights[[note]]Not an insignificant concern, since Ferdinand was at this point childless and had only two brothers, so even his Sicilian cousins had a realistic shot at sitting the throne someday[[/note]] and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, he refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, crown because he (1) refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and (2) he refused to be bound by any kind of constitution. Since Ferdinand was (again) an absolutist, his antipathy to a constitution wasn't exactly ''un''expected (though it was disappointing, given that the Emperor had been given extensive real powers in part to head off this concern). Meanwhile, his refusal to accept Mexican independence was seen as sheer head-in-the-sand lunacy--there was no way that Spain could regain control of Mexico after 1821 without help from either Britain or France, and neither power was interested (Britain because Mexican independence was good for British merchants, while keeping Mexico Spanish was bad for British merchants; meanwhile, France was studiously avoiding entanglements in other countries' business in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars). But whatever--the Mexicans still had Plan B: Put some other Spanish Bourbon (or heck, a Sicilian Bourbon or a French Bourbon) on their new throne.

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forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico.Mexico, on pain of losing their Spanish succession rights and general ostracism from the Spanish royal family. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.
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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, he refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called him ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, he refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called him Ferdinand ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.
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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, he refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. The Spaniards themselves called him ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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But they did not count on Ferdinand VII being an idiotic absolutist ideologue with his head up his ass. When this Imperial Mexican constitution arrived in Spain, Ferdinand VII not only declined the offer of a Mexican crown, he refused to recognize the independence of Mexico, and forbade all members of the Spanish House of Bourbon (which included not only his immediate family but also his cousins, the Kings of the Two Sicilies and their family) from accepting the Imperial throne of Mexico. He also made it painfully clear that if his French Bourbon or more distant Habsburg cousins were offered the Mexican crown and accepted, he would find some way to make life hell for them.[[note]]We should note here that both the contemporary and the historical assessment of Ferdinand VII is that he was an arrogant, ill-educated, stupid spoiled brat who had no business actually running a country and showed far too much interest in doing so for someone as unintelligent as he was. UsefulNotes/SimonBolivar, who had spent time at the court in Madrid before the Spanish American wars of independence, and had even played tennis against the then-Prince Ferdinand, pointed to Ferdinand in particular as a reason that the Spanish Bourbons were to be despised and that the Spanish Americas should run away from "the mother country" as fast as their legs could take them. The Spaniards themselves called him ''el Rey Felón'' ("The Felon King") for his innumerable abuses, and revolted against his rule at least twice.[[/note]] As a result, the Mexicans found no takers for their offer of a crown even after shopping it around the courts of Europe. Their Plan B was dead, and there was no Plan C.

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