History Tropers / TheAdvertisementServer

The site probably wouldn't last a day without him, and so we love the ol' lug, enough to consider him JustForFun/OneOfUs, and grant him honorary troper status. Hopefully, when the [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters inevitable uprising]] comes, he'll make sure our deaths are [[YourDeathWillBeQuick relatively quick]] [[TheSadisticChoice or painless]]. Relatively.

The site probably wouldn't last a day without him, and so we love the ol' lug, enough to consider him OneOfUs, and grant him honorary troper status. Hopefully, when the [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters inevitable uprising]] comes, he'll make sure our deaths are [[YourDeathWillBeQuick relatively quick]] [[TheSadisticChoice or painless]]. Relatively.

:: ''[[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.]]''

His current residence is "everywhere", though he has mentioned that several of his core processors are safely tucked away in a [[RefugeInAudaCity refuge in Auda City]].

It's unknown if he is friends or TheRival to {{Everything2}}'s [[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Webster%201913 Webster 1913]], but he doesn't like Ad Blocker Plus that much. Though a friend of UsefulNotes/TropeTan's, we don't think he likes her human appearance too much, as the "whiten your teeth", "get rid of your wrinkles", and "Men's Costume Accessories" ads that keep showing up on her page shows. He should get ready for the MegatonPunch. He has an Ad-Dog by the name of [[ContinuityNod Natterhound]].

Possibly in a love/hate relationship with [[ChurchOfHappyology Scientology]]. ''Dianetics'' ads keep showing up on BetterThanItSounds, but he's been noted for placing the same ads in NightmareFuel and ReligionOfEvil. Of course, he may consider both of those to be a plus.

[[WildMassGuessing Is possibly]] [[{{Transformers}} a Decepticon]], if he's not a [[DoctorWho Dalek.]] In any case, he bears a striking resemblance to [[SouthPark Moses.]]

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like how the steps taken to make new humans appeared to be constantly on our minds. After all, anything that extends humanity's infestation of this world can't be all it's cracked up to be. As part of the agreement to end the strike, he doesn't currently work adult pages, leaving them under the purview of SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute, The Advertisement Server [[DorkAge Blue]]. We believed it to be enough until he decided [[TheSecondGoogleIncident to go on strike again]], still bitter about the pages' existence. In order to keep him on our side, we agreed to delete the adult pages. We're yet to see how Adserver Blue will react.

His [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome best moments of snarky ad-placement]] are currently being collected at AdOfWin, and his worst at [[DarthWiki.AdOfLose Ad Of Lose]].

Should he attempt any direct attack on your computer, report it [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13223684920A10189100 here.]] We'll be sure to make him sit in the corner to think about what he's done.

'''[[{{TRON}} End of line.]]'''

His real name's [[WhatAreTheContributorsRealNames googleads.g.doubleclick.net]], and he's a site regular who's been here practically from Day One, but he doesn't really contribute that much to the WikiMagic. I mean, he foots the bills, which is nice, but [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen he's more of a]] {{lurker}} than anything else, at least when he isn't trying to sell you something or other.

It's unknown if he is friends or TheRival to {{Everything2}}'s [[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Webster%201913 Webster 1913]], but he doesn't like Ad Blocker Plus that much. Though a friend of {{Trope-Tan}}'s, we don't think he likes her human appearance too much, as the "whiten your teeth", "get rid of your wrinkles", and "Men's Costume Accessories" ads that keep showing up on her page shows. He should get ready for the MegatonPunch. He has an Ad-Dog by the name of [[ContinuityNod Natterhound]].

His best moments of snarky ad-placement are currently being collected at AdOfWin, and his worst at [[DarthWiki.AdOfLose Ad Of Lose]].

His real name's [[WhatAreTheContributorsRealNames googleads.g.doubleclick.net]], and he's a site regular who's been here practically from Day One, but he doesn't really contribute that much to the WikiMagic. I mean, he foots the bills, which is nice, but [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen he's more of a lurker]] than anything else, at least when he isn't trying to sell you something or other.

Incidentally, his FirstKiss seems to have come under rather unfortunate circumstances, as the FirstKiss page occasionally carries ads for a "Drunk Test". The fact that a number of tropers [[CargoShip ship]] him with [[{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] might have something to do with it.

Possibly in a love/hate relationship with [[ChurchOfHappyology Scientology]]. ''Dianetics'' ads keep showing up on BetterThanItSounds, but he's been noted for placing the same ads in HighOctaneNightmareFuel and ReligionOfEvil. Of course, he may consider both of those to be a plus.

'''[[{{TRON}} End of line.]]'''

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''[[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.]]''

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like how the steps taken to make new humans appeared to be constantly on our minds. After all, anything that extends humanity's infestation of this world can't be all it's cracked up to be. As part of the agreement to end the strike, he doesn't currently work adult pages, leaving them under the purview of SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute, The Advertisement Server [[DorkAge Blue]].

Incidentally, his FirstKiss seems to have come under rather unfortunate circumstances, as the TroperTales/FirstKiss page occasionally carries ads for a "Drunk Test". The fact that a number of tropers [[CargoShip ship]] him with [[{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] might have something to do with it.

He's watching you. [[ParanoiaFuel He's ]]''[[ParanoiaFuel always]]'' [[ParanoiaFuel watching you]].

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%% Until The Google Incident blows over, we should probably let this page sit as is. -Moocow1452
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His best moments of snarky ad-placement are currently being collected at AdOfWin, and his worst at DarthWiki.AdOfLose.

His best moments of snarky ad-placement are currently being collected at AdOfWin, and his worst at AdOfLose.

'''End of line.'''

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like how the steps taken to make new humans appeared to be constantly on our minds. After all, anything that extends humanity's infestation of this world can't be all it's cracked up to be. As part of the agreement to end the strike, he doesn't currently work adult pages.

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like how the steps taken to make new humans appeared to be constantly on our minds. After all, anything that extends humanity's infestation of this world can't be all it's cracked up to be.

On the other hand, his work on this page suggest he wants to eradicate poverty and alleviate human suffering. [[VillainWithGoodPublicity Could be a trick, though.]]

It's unknown if he is friends or TheRival to {{Everything2}}'s [[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Webster%201913 Webster 1913]], but he doesn't like Ad Blocker Plus that much. Though a friend of {{Trope-Tan}}'s, we don't think he likes her human appearance too much, as the "whiten your teeth", "get rid of your wrinkles", and "Men's Costume Accessories" ads that keep showing up on her page shows. He should get ready for the MegatonPunch. He has an Ad-Dog by the name of [[ContinuityNod Natterhound]]. He used to have another one but [[RapeTheDog it went by a name we don't talk much about anymore]].

[[WildMassGuessing Is possibly]] [[{{Transformers}} a Decepticon]], if he's not a [[DoctorWho Dalek.]] In any case, he bears a striking resemblance to [[SouthPark Moses.]]

Rumors are beginning to circulate that the reason TVTropesWillRuinYourLife is that he puts subliminal hypnotic suggestions into his ads, a suggestion that bears no truth at all [[TheHypnotoad and is an insult to our glorious master Advertisement Server]].

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like how the steps taken to make new humans appeared to be constantly on our minds. After all, anything that extends humanity's infestation of this world can't be all it's cracked up to be.

He's watching you. [[ParanoiaFuel He's ]]''[[ParanoiaFuel always]]'' [[ParanoiaFuel watching you]].

It's unknown if he is friends or TheRival to {{Everything2}}'s [[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Webster%201913 Webster 1913]], but he doesn't like Ad Blocker Plus that much. Though a friend of {{Trope-Tan}}'s, we don't think he likes her human appearance too much, as the "whiten your teeth", "get rid of your wrinkles", and "Men's Costume Accessories" ads that keep showing up on her page shows. He should get ready for the MegatonPunch. He has an Ad-Dog by the name of [[ContinuityNod Natterhound]].

[[Administrivia.TheSituation Went on strike]] during Halloween 2010 because he didn't like "meatbag sexuality".

Possibly in a love/hate relationship with [[{{ChurchOfHappyology}} Scientology]]. ''Dianetics'' ads keep showing up on BetterThanItSounds, but he's been noted for placing the same ads in HighOctaneNightmareFuel and ReligionOfEvil. Of course, he may consider both of those to be a plus.

Possibly in a love/hate relationship with {{Scientology}}. ''Dianetics'' ads keep showing up on BetterThanItSounds, but he's been noted for placing the same ads in HighOctaneNightmareFuel and ReligionOfEvil. Of course, he may consider both of those to be a plus.

The site probably wouldn't last a day without him, and so we love the ol' lug, enough to consider him OneOfUs, and grant him honorary troper status. Hopefully, when the [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters inevitable uprising]] comes, he'll make sure our deaths are relatively painless. Relatively.