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Hello. Thank you for viewing my page. I am struggling not to write this page as if it is a dating site's page.
Well. Basic information for a rough picture. About 5 foot 7. Big shoulders and bigger legs. Very strong. You will have to take my word for this. Face has been described as "nice" (whatever the hell that means) . Hails from Ireland. I am a devoted catholic which puts me in the same category as the Panda I suppose. Like the Panda, I also never get laid. I like to tell myself that this is through my own choice. The Jury is still out on that one. I am ginger (a NICE shade, not an orange) with marble like green-blue eyes. Small nose with a WHOLE lot of blackheads. It's a pain in the posterior. I am an unashamed videogame nerd and Warhammer 40k weirdo. I play Guard. I suck badly.
I have a decent, if dark to pitch black and at times self depreciating, sense of humour. I am a hopeless romantic (read:"complete sad sack") although I have yet to meet a woman who goes for that. I am wojus at sports of all descriptions (except boxing, mostly due to sheer enjoyment). I live in Ireland and am attending a school. We shall see if I survive. Struggling to make this sound less like a dating site entry. Shamelessly in love with the Mass Effect series. Cannot stand World of Warcraft. Pepsi kicks Coke's arse anyday.
In short, i'm in it for the Troper Tales.
I also recently had the pleasure of discovering that there is a page of the Something Awful Forums that mocked the ever loving shit out of me. I am deeply touched guys. Seriously. I shat bricks.
This jackass provides examples of:
* BabyGotBack: a continuous source of shame and/or pride. I am male by the way.
* BoisterousBruiser: I take pride in my sense of humour and physical strength.
* BigEater: "I'll have the menu". I do not mean the actual menu.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality: I have an issue with this.
* DeadpanSnarker.
* EvilLaugh: see below.
* EvilSoundsDeep: While not evil, I do take pride in my scarily deep voice.
* HilarityEnsues: "Hey, i know what! Lets put a young Catholic into a school that is FULL of atheists.I forsee no issues at all!"
* NerdsAreSexy: Sadly, sadly averted.
* NerdsAreVirgins: Sadly, sadly exaggerated. Justified seen as how I don't support sex before marriage. I am trying to convince myself that is not down to sour grapes.
* NoIndoorVoice; SELF EXPLANITORY REALLY.
* NatureAbhorsAVirgin: by "nature" read "my friends".
* TheFundamentalist: Not exactly my most endearing trait, if I do say so myself.
* SelfDeprecation: By now is self evident.
* SlasherSmile:People say that happiness does not look good on me.
* ViolentGlaswegian: Well ok,semi-violent Irishman.
Likes:
* Food.
* Snarky women.
* Black Shirts (not the paramilitary organisation, the article of clothing)
* Peaked caps (uniforms just get me).
* Russian folksongs and the Red Army Choir.
* Irish Folk songs.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
* Completely innapropriate jokes
* Slightly rude songs.
* The Spoony One.If you don't think that he is awesome, I will fight you. That's no lie.
* Catholicism.
* Vauegly Asian women.
* Classical Music
Dislikes:
* Atheists who think religion is the central human attribute, to the exclusion of all others.
* Snarky women.
* Dj's that do not know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
* Rap music.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
Well. Basic information for a rough picture. About 5 foot 7. Big shoulders and bigger legs. Very strong. You will have to take my word for this. Face has been described as "nice" (whatever the hell that means) . Hails from Ireland. I am a devoted catholic which puts me in the same category as the Panda I suppose. Like the Panda, I also never get laid. I like to tell myself that this is through my own choice. The Jury is still out on that one. I am ginger (a NICE shade, not an orange) with marble like green-blue eyes. Small nose with a WHOLE lot of blackheads. It's a pain in the posterior. I am an unashamed videogame nerd and Warhammer 40k weirdo. I play Guard. I suck badly.
I have a decent, if dark to pitch black and at times self depreciating, sense of humour. I am a hopeless romantic (read:"complete sad sack") although I have yet to meet a woman who goes for that. I am wojus at sports of all descriptions (except boxing, mostly due to sheer enjoyment). I live in Ireland and am attending a school. We shall see if I survive. Struggling to make this sound less like a dating site entry. Shamelessly in love with the Mass Effect series. Cannot stand World of Warcraft. Pepsi kicks Coke's arse anyday.
In short, i'm in it for the Troper Tales.
I also recently had the pleasure of discovering that there is a page of the Something Awful Forums that mocked the ever loving shit out of me. I am deeply touched guys. Seriously. I shat bricks.
This jackass provides examples of:
* BabyGotBack: a continuous source of shame and/or pride. I am male by the way.
* BoisterousBruiser: I take pride in my sense of humour and physical strength.
* BigEater: "I'll have the menu". I do not mean the actual menu.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality: I have an issue with this.
* DeadpanSnarker.
* EvilLaugh: see below.
* EvilSoundsDeep: While not evil, I do take pride in my scarily deep voice.
* HilarityEnsues: "Hey, i know what! Lets put a young Catholic into a school that is FULL of atheists.I forsee no issues at all!"
* NerdsAreSexy: Sadly, sadly averted.
* NerdsAreVirgins: Sadly, sadly exaggerated. Justified seen as how I don't support sex before marriage. I am trying to convince myself that is not down to sour grapes.
* NoIndoorVoice; SELF EXPLANITORY REALLY.
* NatureAbhorsAVirgin: by "nature" read "my friends".
* TheFundamentalist: Not exactly my most endearing trait, if I do say so myself.
* SelfDeprecation: By now is self evident.
* SlasherSmile:People say that happiness does not look good on me.
* ViolentGlaswegian: Well ok,semi-violent Irishman.
Likes:
* Food.
* Snarky women.
* Black Shirts (not the paramilitary organisation, the article of clothing)
* Peaked caps (uniforms just get me).
* Russian folksongs and the Red Army Choir.
* Irish Folk songs.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
* Completely innapropriate jokes
* Slightly rude songs.
* The Spoony One.If you don't think that he is awesome, I will fight you. That's no lie.
* Catholicism.
* Vauegly Asian women.
* Classical Music
Dislikes:
* Atheists who think religion is the central human attribute, to the exclusion of all others.
* Snarky women.
* Dj's that do not know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
* Rap music.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
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Well. Basic information for a rough picture. About 5 foot 7. Big shoulders and bigger legs. Very strong. You will have to take my word for this. Face has been described as "nice" (whatever the hell that means) . Hails from Ireland. I am a devoted catholic which puts me in the same category as the Panda I suppose. Like the Panda, I also never get laid. I like to tell myself that this is through my own choice. The Jury is still out on that one. I am ginger (a NICE shade, not an orange) with marble like green-blue eyes. Small nose with a WHOLE lot of blackheads. It's a pain in the posterior. I am an unashamed videogame nerd and Warhammer 40k weirdo. I play Guard. I suck badly.
I have a decent, if dark to pitch black and at times self depreciating, sense of humour. I am a hopeless romantic (read:"complete sad sack") although I have yet to meet a woman who goes for that. I am wojus at sports of all descriptions (except boxing, mostly due to sheer enjoyment). I live in Ireland and am attending a school. We shall see if I survive. Struggling to make this sound less like a dating site entry. Shamelessly in love with the Mass Effect series. Cannot stand World of Warcraft. Pepsi kicks Coke's arse anyday.
In short, i'm in it for the Troper Tales.
I also recently had the pleasure of discovering that there is a page of the Something Awful Forums that mocked the ever loving shit out of me. I am deeply touched guys. Seriously. I shat bricks.
This jackass provides examples of:
* BabyGotBack: a continuous source of shame and/or pride. I am male by the way.
* BoisterousBruiser: I take pride in my sense of humour and physical strength.
* BigEater: "I'll have the menu". I do not mean the actual menu.
* BlackAndWhiteMorality: I have an issue with this.
* DeadpanSnarker.
* EvilLaugh: see below.
* EvilSoundsDeep: While not evil, I do take pride in my scarily deep voice.
* HilarityEnsues: "Hey, i know what! Lets put a young Catholic into a school that is FULL of atheists.I forsee no issues at all!"
* NerdsAreSexy: Sadly, sadly averted.
* NerdsAreVirgins: Sadly, sadly exaggerated. Justified seen as how I don't support sex before marriage. I am trying to convince myself that is not down to sour grapes.
* NoIndoorVoice; SELF EXPLANITORY REALLY.
* NatureAbhorsAVirgin: by "nature" read "my friends".
* TheFundamentalist: Not exactly my most endearing trait, if I do say so myself.
* SelfDeprecation: By now is self evident.
* SlasherSmile:People say that happiness does not look good on me.
* ViolentGlaswegian: Well ok,semi-violent Irishman.
Likes:
* Food.
* Snarky women.
* Black Shirts (not the paramilitary organisation, the article of clothing)
* Peaked caps (uniforms just get me).
* Russian folksongs and the Red Army Choir.
* Irish Folk songs.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
* Completely innapropriate jokes
* Slightly rude songs.
* The Spoony One.If you don't think that
* Catholicism.
* Vauegly Asian women.
* Classical Music
Dislikes:
* Atheists who think religion is the central human attribute, to the exclusion of all others.
* Snarky women.
* Dj's that do not know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
* Rap music.
* The fact that I have a large arse.
