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Un. Believable folks.
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To me it looks like looking into the heart of a dwarf star, this unbelievably pure hunk of rock made into the shape of human bone. To think that this thing [[ArtifactOfDeath passed through the hands of so many dead bodies willing to kill and die for possession of it and its secrets. To be able to own and value a stone like this, it's a huge amount of capital for any independent individual to take possession of.
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To me it looks like looking into the heart of a dwarf star, this unbelievably pure hunk of rock made into the shape of human bone. To think that this thing [[ArtifactOfDeath passed through the hands of so many dead bodies willing to kill and die for possession of it and its secrets.secrets]]. To be able to own and value a stone like this, it's a huge amount of capital for any independent individual to take possession of.
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Un. Believable folks.
I can tell yah this, we had the retailed price on this way back when at $50 million a piece. $50 million. It was hand-carved by AncientAstronauts from the {{Mayincatec}} out of quartz crystal. Look at the diamonds on this: [[GemEncrusted you have approximately 200-carats, those are all flawless diamonds there, perfectly smooth pearl garnished in the teeth and eyes and pink diamond to simulate real blush]], and if you go onto our website to see it in HD right now, do it.
To me it looks like looking into the heart of a dwarf star, this unbelievably pure hunk of rock made into the shape of human bone. To think that this thing [[ArtifactOfDeath passed through the hands of so many dead bodies willing to kill and die for possession of it and its secrets. To be able to own and value a stone like this, it's a huge amount of capital for any independent individual to take possession of.
Now ladies and gentlemen, we told you across the board, we're giving you 60% off, and that includes the CrystalSkull™, which I can tell yah folks, we spoke to a huge saler just the other day about this skull, and she said "why are you selling this solo? You don't need to." And we understand this is not for everyone. It's not suppose to be for everyone, but this type of artifact, folks, is just too good to pass up.
Call 1-800-TropeCo/{{TROPECO}} and buy one while supplies last.
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Un. Believable folks.
I can tell yah this, we had the retailed price on this way back when at $50 million a piece. $50 million. It was hand-carved by AncientAstronauts from the {{Mayincatec}} out of quartz crystal. Look at the diamonds on this: [[GemEncrusted you have approximately 200-carats, those are all flawless diamonds there, perfectly smooth pearl garnished in the teeth and eyes and pink diamond to simulate real blush]], and if you go onto our website to see it in HD right now, do it.
To me it looks like looking into the heart of a dwarf star, this unbelievably pure hunk of rock made into the shape of human bone. To think that this thing [[ArtifactOfDeath passed through the hands of so many dead bodies willing to kill and die for possession of it and its secrets. To be able to own and value a stone like this, it's a huge amount of capital for any independent individual to take possession of.
Now ladies and gentlemen, we told you across the board, we're giving you 60% off, and that includes the CrystalSkull™, which I can tell yah folks, we spoke to a huge saler just the other day about this skull, and she said "why are you selling this solo? You don't need to." And we understand this is not for everyone. It's not suppose to be for everyone, but this type of artifact, folks, is just too good to pass up.
Call 1-800-TropeCo/{{TROPECO}} and buy one while supplies last.
