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*What instructions do I need to do to make you a Mii Character for my personal Nintendo Switch?
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** D'Arcy Carden. She would have qualified for the Good Place even before we changed the system.

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** D'Arcy Carden.Creator/DarcyCarden. She would have qualified for the Good Place even before we changed the system.
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** General fan opinions vary, but the consensus is that George Lucas either should've stuck with his original draft for ''Episode 1'', or he should've tried harder to find a suitable director to replace him. Fun Fact: Most Star Wars fans would've gone to the Bad Place before we changed the system! :D


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** I don't require forms of entertainment the way people do, but I do enjoy nature documentaries narrated by Morgan Freeman.


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** I'm sorry, I can only give you the information that's within my capabilities to do so. [''Disappears'']
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** I''love'' cats.

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** I''love'' I ''love'' cats.
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* Is there a way to make the star wars prequels good?
* What's your favorite movie?
* Just to make sure, we ''are'' in the good place, right? This isn't some sort of [[IronicHell ironic]] version of the bad place?
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* What happens if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?
** That's when all the Architects break for antimatter and donuts.
* What was the big bang like?
** It was like an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object.
* Not counting Jason and the Soul Squad, who's your favorite person in history?
** D'Arcy Carden. She would have qualified for the Good Place even before we changed the system.
* Do you think Jason and the Soul Squad is a good name for a band?
** I'll play the triangle. :D
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* Some of us humans enjoy the feeling of being drunk, and use alcohol recreationally for this purpose. Have you ever deliberately handled magnets for similar reasons?
** Nope. :D
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** Why yes I can [''Ding. Skittles starts pouring out of an overhead rainbow.''] You might want to use this. [''Hands you an umbrella.'']
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* Can you make it rain candy?
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** Sure thing. [''Does the chicken dance, made awkward by the lack of music.'']
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* Can you do the chicken dance?
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** I''love'' cats.


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** [''Ding''] Here he is.
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* Do you know why Lucy Loud from ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' can teleport?
* Do you like cats?
* Have you seen my pet fish? He's a red Siamese Fighter and his name was Delta. He died.
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*** You're very welcome, and I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.'']

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*** **** You're very welcome, and I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.'']
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*** So you're asexual then?
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*** You're very welcome, and I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.'']

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*** I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.'']

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**** I would love a hug! [''Gives [=StarryNight05=] a hug.'']
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*** Aww, thank you! You are so nice! Can I give you a hug?
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** Here you go. [''Conjures pure, well-regulated powdered cocaine.'']
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** Hi Starry. I'm Janet. I would love to help you with you're homework. Fun Fact: You're in the Good Place. You don't have to do homework.


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** I don't really do... "sex?" [''Does a finger-quotes gesture.''] The things that I've been doing with Jason don't really count as sex, but it's the closest we could manage. He compared it to licking a car-battery with a head full of pruno, but it made him happy, so I'm happy. [''Give a thumbs up.'']

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* Hi Janet! I'm Starry. Can you help me with some homework?
* What's your sexual orientation?

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Before we get started, I must remind you that the Neighborhood that we are in possesses a no-cursing filter, just to let you know. Watch. "Ash-hole", "son of a bench", "forked up." Ain't that fun?

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Before we get started, I must remind you that the Neighborhood that we are in possesses a no-cursing filter, just to let you know. Watch. "Ash-hole", "son of a bench", "forked up." Ain't that fun?

fun? Also, if you could, leave your username by your questions and requests so I could keep a comprehensive record of everything that goes on in your Neighborhood.
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[''"Ding" noise as Janet teleports in.'']

Hello. I'm Janet, and welcome to [[{{Heaven}} the Good Place]]!

I've been compared to a robot and a lady, but I am neither. I am a fully comprehensive, basic operational mainframe for the Good Place, and an anthropomorphized vessel for all of the knowledge in the universe, so ask me anything and I'll know the answer.

I was also created with the express purpose of making ''your'' afterlife as pleasant as possible, so ask for anything and I can conjure it.

Before we get started, I must remind you that the Neighborhood that we are in possesses a no-cursing filter, just to let you know. Watch. "Ash-hole", "son of a bench", "forked up." Ain't that fun?

Also, if you could, leave your username by your questions and requests so I could keep a
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! What would you like to ask her?

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* Can I have a coke?
** Sure thing! [''Conjures a bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola''.]
* Can I have sex with you?
** I'm sorry, but since I lack any primary sexual characteristics, sex is impossible for me. However, I can make you a list of eligible people in the neighborhood who would be more than happy to do this. Don't worry about any [=STIs=] or any unwanted conceptions. Those things are for living people. Have fun!
* What is the meaning of life?
** 42. ...I'm just kidding. It's my hand as humor. What do you think?

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