History SlidingScale / PeopleSitOnChairs

* '''2''': Walking.
* '''3''': Staring.
* '''4''': Breathing.

!!Sliding scale of Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs:

!!Sliding scale of JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs (JustForFun):

* '''2''': Bob and his friends sit on chairs:

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!!Sliding scale of Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs (Administrivia):

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!!Sliding scale of JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs (JustForFun):
* '''-XXX''': The word "human" means "furniture item meant to be sat on".
* '''-5''': Humans specifically evolved to be sat on.
* '''-4''': Bob has sold the entire human race into slavery for them to be used as furniture for the chair MasterRace.
* '''-3''': Bob sits on a large person constructed of hundreds of people with a HiveMind.
* '''-2''': Bob the chair is a king who regularly sits on many people and pays them.
* '''-1''': Bob is a chair and sits on a person.
* '''0''': People do not sit on chairs, and vice versa.
* '''1''': Bob sits on a chair.
* '''2''': Bob and his friends sit on chairs:
* '''3''': Bob is at [=ChairCon=], the largest chair-themed convention in the world.
* '''4''': The laws in Bob's country say that standing up is illegal.
* '''5''': Everyone on Earth is bound to chairs via [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Infinity Glue]].
* '''XXX''': Earth is shaped like a chair, and everyone permanently sits.

!!Sliding scale of Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs:

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* '''0''': Hopefully, most tropes on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki.

* '''XXX''': Ablility to conceivably and/or theoretically exist in any universe spanning across all 10 dimensions as defined by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory string theory]].

* '''2''': Listing geniuses.
* '''3''': Walking.
* '''4''': Staring.
* '''5''': Breathing.
* '''XX''': Existing.
* '''XXX''': Ablility to conceivably and/or theoretically exist in any universe spanning across all 10 dimensions as defined by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory string theory]].

* '''XXX''': Existing.

'''Sliding scale of Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs:'''

* -XXX: [[ExaggeratedTrope A gynecologist, whose state of mind is mildly positive and has 19 hours ago ingested three slices of a Papa John's pepperoni and anchovy pizza, is concurrently breathing the same proportion of air as was breathed by Shakespeare, within a 0.434% margin of error, as two clowns who formerly worked for the P.T. Barnum circus, but not within twenty-nine months and eight days of each other, while both are currently viewing television and have done so for at least 19 minutes today, but not more than 1 hour and 47 minutes today, while one of them is watching an animated program and the other an old B-movie, while all three people are, respectively, in Saint George, Utah, Quincy, Illinois, and London, Kentucky.]]
* -5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit in a 30-year-old oven on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, while sleeping and dreaming about rain in Summer, while using a pogo stick to jump to the very top of the building to water the garden on a Winter night.
* -4: [[Administrivia/TooRareToTrope A CEO performing a handstand on a unicycle on the top of the Eiffel Tower during winter]]
* -3: Using a restroom stall to check your social media daily
* -2: Writing using dreams
* -1: Eating pencils
* 0: Hopefully, most tropes on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki
* 1: List of people named John
* 2: Genius adults
* 3: Walking
* 4: Sleeping
* 5: Breathing
* XXX: Existing

* -2: Writing books while daydreaming

* -5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit in a 30-year-old oven on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, while sleeping and dreaming about rain in Summer, while using a pogo stick to jump to the very top of the building to water the garden.

* -5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, while sleeping and dreaming about rain in Summer, while using a pogo stick to jump to the very top of the building to water the garden.

* -5: A professor cooking a pile of books on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, while sleeping and dreaming about lollipops raining in Summer, while using a pogo stick to jump into space.

* 4: Breathing
* 5: Existing

* -XXX: [[ExaggeratedTrope A gynecologist, whose state of mind is mildly positive and has 19 hours ago ingested three slices of a Papa John's pepperoni and anchovy pizza, is concurrently breathing the same proportion of air as was breathed by Shakespeare, within a .434% margin of error, as two clowns who formerly worked for the P.T. Barnum circus, but not within twenty-nine months and eight days of each other, while both are currently viewing television and have done so for at least 19 minutes today, but not more than 1 hour and 47 minutes today, and one of them is watching an animated program, while the other is watching an old B-movie, while all three people are, respectively, in Saint George, Utah, Quincy, Illinois, and London, Kentucky.]]

* -3: [[Administrivia/TooRareToTrope A CEO performing a handstand on a unicycle on the top of the Eiffel Tower during winter]]
* -2: Writing books while sleeping

* -XXX: [[UptoEleven A gynecologist, whose state of mind is mildly positive and has 19 hours ago ingested exactly 3 slices of a Papa John's pepperoni and anchovy pizza, is concurrently breathing the same proportion of air as was breathed by Shakespeare, within a .434% margin of error, as two clowns who formerly worked for the P.T. Barnum circus, but not within 29 months and 8 days of each other, while both are currently viewing television and have done so for at least 19 minutes today, but not more than 1 hour and 47 minutes today, and one of them is watching an animated program, while the other is watching an old B-movie, while all three aforementioned people are, respectively, in Saint George, Utah, Quincy, Illinois, and London, Kentucky.]]

* 0: Hopefully most tropes on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki

* -3: [[Administrivia/ChairsSitOnPeople A CEO performing a handstand on a unicycle on the top of the Eiffel Tower during winter]]