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* MentorOccupationalHazard: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in "Disney Plans a Hero's Death":
--> '''Sir Gavin''': Mentor characters like me always die. There's Qui-Gon Jinn, Captain Pike, Aslan--\\
'''Adam''': But we made you an awesome fighter like Obi-Wan or Sirius Black.\\
'''Mallory''': Or Yoda.\\
'''Sir Gavin''': ...Okay, you know all those people are dead, right?\\
...\\
'''Sir Gavin''': You guys are ''storyboarding my death''?!


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* ParentalAbandonment[=/=]DeceasedParentsAreTheBest: "Disney Plans a Hero's Death" features an [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long]] [[LampshadeHanging Lampshade]] of how frequently this trope is used in Disney movies:
--> '''Sir Gavin''' [a newly-created Disney parent]: Please, have mercy! Not all Disney characters have to lose a parent!\\
'''Matt''': Oh, you're right. Just Cinderella. Snow White. Aladdin. Jasmine. Shang, Quasimodo, Esmeralda, Ariel, Mowgli, Tarzan, Jane, Peter Pan, The Lost Boys, Christopher Robin, Bambi, Simba, Nemo, Todd, The Aristocats, Arthur, Belle, Tiana, Pocahontas, Remy, Linguini, Flick, Atta, Andy, Kuzco, Flynn Rider, Anna, Elsa, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, Lilo, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Gabriella, Hannah Montana, Mia Thermopolis, and Pollyanna.\\
''[Matt [[MicDrop pauses to bite into his candy bar]] as the audience goes wild.]''\\
'''Matt''': The mouse createth, and the mouse destroyeth.

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** In real life, during the casts' live stream of the Christmas Special, Natalie accidentally reveals on air that Whitney, who wasn't present after having just delivered her and Stephen's son, has wide feet and needs to get special shoes. She immediately regrets it and apologizes to Whitney whom she assumes is watching. Later in the Q&A at the end of the stream Jeremy gets a tweet from a certain viewer...
-->'''Jeremy''': I have a tweet from a Whitney Call.\\
''(Natalie shrinks back in her seat)''\\
'''Jeremy''': "How much would Natalie liked to get kicked in the bum by my super wide feet?!?"

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** In real life, during the casts' cast's live stream of the Christmas Special, Natalie accidentally reveals on air that Whitney, who wasn't present after having just delivered her and Stephen's son, has wide feet and needs to get special shoes. She immediately regrets it and apologizes to Whitney whom she assumes is watching. [[https://www.youtube.com/live/X-ZvTHJLaMw?t=3889 Later in the Q&A at the end of the stream stream]] Jeremy gets a tweet from a certain viewer...
-->'''Jeremy''': I have This is a tweet question from Twitter from a viewer named Whitney Call.\\
''(Natalie shrinks back in her seat)''\\
looks mortified)''\\
'''Jeremy''': "How "[[https://twitter.com/Whitney_Call/status/674068880088686592 How much would Natalie liked to get enjoy being kicked in the bum by my super wide feet?!?"feet?]]"

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* DissonantSerenity: "Five Day Weather Forecast" has Matt calmly explaining the weather as the world ends.

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* DissonantSerenity: "Five DissonantSerenity:
** The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHW1T7boSc Five
Day Weather Forecast" Forecast]]" has Matt calmly explaining the weather as the world ends.
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* DwindlingParty: Happens in a sketch parody of Series/TheNewlywedGame that features UsefulNotes/HenryVIII (Played by Dalton). Whenever Henry would get an answer wrong, he would switch wives and have his former one beheaded. When the contestants call him out on it, Henry beheads them too, and then the host, and them some of the cast members. Then when everyone in the audience boos him, Henry ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou singlehandedly beheads them all]]'' ''in less than 5 seconds!'' [[spoiler:Ultimately subverted when it was all revealed to be just a sketch written by Dalton; [[ExecutiveMeddling the producer walks in and expresses his disapproval for the sketch,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids saying that it's too dark for a family-friendly sketch comedy.]] [[BleachedUnderpants And so the whole sketch was revamped,]] [[EverybodyLives and all the cast members (and the audience) are shown to be alive]] [[SuddenMusicalEnding and they all sing about it.]]]]

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* DwindlingParty: Happens in a sketch parody of Series/TheNewlywedGame that features UsefulNotes/HenryVIII (Played by Dalton). Whenever Henry would get an answer wrong, he would switch wives and have his former one beheaded. When the contestants call him out on it, Henry beheads them too, and then the host, and them some of the cast members. Then when everyone in the audience boos him, Henry ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou singlehandedly beheads them all]]'' ''in less than 5 seconds!'' [[spoiler:Ultimately subverted when it was all revealed to be just a sketch written by Dalton; [[ExecutiveMeddling the producer walks in and expresses his disapproval for the sketch,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids saying that it's too dark for a family-friendly sketch comedy.]] [[BleachedUnderpants And so the whole sketch was revamped,]] revamped, [[EverybodyLives and all the cast members (and the audience) are shown to be alive]] and [[SuddenMusicalEnding and they all sing about it.]]]]
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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsZXuHKonP9utl5q2hFCkgA Studio C]]'' is a sketch comedy show produced by Creator/BYUtv created by Jared Shores and Matt Meese. One of the major differences from other contemporary comedy shows is that the comedy is intended to be family-safe, focusing on wordplay and absurdist situational comedy with little to no {{fanservice}} or swearing. The original cast members are all former members of the Theatre/BYUDivineComedy troupe which is an on-campus sketch comedy show by BYU students. Most of the sketches in the show's first season were directly adapted from Divine Comedy sketches the cast had written. The title ''Studio C'' refers to the actual studio where the show is filmed.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsZXuHKonP9utl5q2hFCkgA Studio C]]'' is a sketch comedy show produced by Creator/BYUtv Creator/BYUtv, created by Jared Shores and Matt Meese. One of the major differences from other contemporary comedy shows is that the comedy is intended to be family-safe, focusing on wordplay and absurdist situational comedy with little to no {{fanservice}} or swearing. The original cast members are all former members of the Theatre/BYUDivineComedy troupe which is troupe, an on-campus sketch comedy show by BYU students. Most of the sketches in the show's first season were directly adapted from Divine Comedy sketches written by the cast had written.cast. The title ''Studio C'' refers to the actual studio where the show is filmed.
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--->'''Principal Jones:''' No. I'm afraid there's nothing funny about [[Recap/TheMagicSchoolBusS2E6WetAllOver turning your students into raindrops]]?\\
'''Miss Frizzle:''' Oh, just some harmless exploration of the water cycle.\\
'''Principal Jones:''' No, "harmless" is a diagram. What you did was ''change the molecular structure of your students' bodies''. And then evaporated them into a cloud. All, I might add, without parental consent.\\
'''Miss Frizzle:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sounds exciting, doesn't it?]]\\
'''Principal Jones:''' No, it sounds like a lawsuit! Miss Frizzle…\\
'''Miss Frizzle:''' Please, call me "The Friz".\\
'''Principal Jones:''' ''[beat]'' I'd rather not. I wish I could say this was the worst of it, but if… my information is accurate, [[Recap/TheMagicSchoolBusS2E1BlowsItsTop you took your students into a volcano]]?\\
'''Miss Frizzle:''' An ''underwater'' volcano!\\
'''Principal Jones:''' So there was no lava then?\\
'''Miss Frizzle:''' Oh no, there was lots of lava!\\
'''Principal Jones:''' What about that sentence doesn't raise any red flags for you?
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* ObliviousMockery: In "Easily Offended Friends", the titular friends each talk about the type of person they don't want to be, but every time they find out that someone who happens to fit the description is nearby.

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* ObliviousMockery: In "Easily Offended Friends", the titular friends each talk about the type of person they don't want to be, but every time they find out that someone they have a friend who happens to fit the description is nearby.description.
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* ObliviousMockery: In "Easily Offended Friends", the titular friends each talk about the type of person they don't want to be, but every time they find out that someone who happens to fit the description is nearby.
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* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: [[invoked]] Remember ''Franchise/{{Mario}}'''s entry in the video game folder. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHC0nZSoOd4 Atari's Revenge on Nintendo]] shows that it ''[[NiceJobFixingItVillain WAS]]'' [[GoneHorriblyRight indeed made on drugs]].
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* CurseCutShort: Featured in the sketch [[https://youtu.be/-dEsaYj1JFk?si=Bux7AC08zinjDfkW&t=282 "James Austin"]] while Jason and Matt are arguing.
-->'''Matt''': Apologies.
-->'''Jason''': You may take your apologies, and place them in your—
-->'''Whitney''': ''Jason!''

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* ButForMeItWasTuesday: ''Evil Memory Lapse''

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* ButForMeItWasTuesday: ''Evil "[[https://youtu.be/k42VgQ8aK1A?si=5tAegXr3fUqebWun Evil Memory Lapse''Lapse]]" takes this trope and turns it up to twelve on the parody scale. The villain, Professor Murdock, no matter how much he wants to, can't remember who Whitney's character is, despite them being arch-foe for 17 years, he killed her father. and they even had a ''relationship'' in the past. He also doesn't remember the significance of the idol she has, even though he apparently kill 10,000 people to get it. Not even his assistant knows who she is, and she's his ''mother''.


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* PinocchioNose: "A Real Boy With Real Problems" parodies this. Instead of having his nose grow longer, the Blue Fairy makes it so that every time Pinocchio tells a lie, he gains ten pounds. It gets to the point that Pinocchio's actor switches from Matt to Dalton. The sketch arguably deconstructs this trope, as he gains more pounds even if he unintentionally tells a lie, which then reconstructs the trope by having him and the Blue Fairy using it to discover the truth behind the world biggest secrets, such as the truth of the moon landing.
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* BatDeduction: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcdI20liY50 "Spoiler Alert"]]. (Yes, that was the title of a sketch.) Strangely, the trope has yet to come up in any of the numerous sketches where Jason plays Franchise/{{Batman}}, though this may be because his portrayal is more Dark Knight and less Caped Crusader.

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* BatDeduction: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcdI20liY50 "Spoiler Alert"]]. Alert"]] (Yes, that was the title of a sketch.) ), where Jason correctly predicts everyone about an episode of a show he hasn't seen yet. Strangely, the trope has yet to come up in any of the numerous sketches where Jason plays Franchise/{{Batman}}, though this may be because his portrayal is more Dark Knight and less Caped Crusader.
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* HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct: "Time Travel Heroes Stop Hitler" sees Jeremy teleport to Hitler's office in the ''Führerbunker'' in 1938, only to be joined by [[Film/BackToTheFuture Dr. Emmett Brown]] (Jason), [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill and Ted]] (Stephen and James, respectively), and [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]] (Mallory). [[spoiler: It is Hermione who ends up killing Hitler (played by Whitney, who was five months pregnant with hers and Stephen's first child when this sketch was filmed).]] The [[Series/DoctorWho Tenth Doctor]] (Matt, of course) also shows up, but only to serve Bill and Ted with a notice of a lawsuit for copyright infringement; [[Franchise/StarTrek Spock]] (Adam) also shows up, but only [[spoiler: after Hitler's already dead]].

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* HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct: "Time Travel Heroes Stop Hitler" sees Jeremy teleport to Hitler's office in the ''Führerbunker'' in 1938, only to be joined by [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Dr. Emmett Brown]] (Jason), [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill and Ted]] (Stephen and James, respectively), and [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]] (Mallory). [[spoiler: It is Hermione who ends up killing Hitler (played by Whitney, who was five months pregnant with hers and Stephen's first child when this sketch was filmed).]] The [[Series/DoctorWho Tenth Doctor]] (Matt, of course) also shows up, but only to serve Bill and Ted with a notice of a lawsuit for copyright infringement; [[Franchise/StarTrek Spock]] (Adam) also shows up, but only [[spoiler: after Hitler's already dead]].
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* TheFundamentalist: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc9HTPI1vDE Matt's puritan roommate]], who considers women to be the very embodiment of sin, charges only five dollars a month for rent because inflation is "the buttress of Beelzebub", and nearly burns Mallory at the stake because she has red hair. [[EveryoneHasStandards Then again, he apologizes to Jeremy for assuming he was Spanish when he's actually philipino.]]

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* TheFundamentalist: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc9HTPI1vDE Matt's puritan roommate]], who considers women to be the very embodiment of sin, charges only five dollars a month for rent because inflation is "the buttress of Beelzebub", and nearly burns Mallory Natalie at the stake because she has red hair. [[EveryoneHasStandards Then again, he apologizes to Jeremy for assuming he was Spanish when he's actually philipino.Filipino.]]

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* GenderBlenderName: Stacey is a guy. Surprisingly, this trope was only exploited once, in "Awkward Christmas Party Crasher."

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* GenderBlenderName: Stacey is a guy. Surprisingly, Despite the comedy potential, this trope was only exploited once, twice, in "Awkward Christmas Party Crasher."Crasher" and "Lost Scouts":


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--> '''James''': ''(handing out wigs to disguise themselves as Girl Scouts)'' And everyone needs a girl name... except Stacey, of course.
--> '''Stacey''': ''(DeathGlare)''
--> '''James''': Do-si-do?
--> '''Stacey''': ''({{Beat}})'' Girl you know it!
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* OedipusComplex: Accidentally invoked in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoI-MFnTHE Man on a Ledge]]", where the mother (played by Whitney) tells the titular Man (played by Matt) that she pretended to be the female high school pen pal he ''ended up falling in love with'', much to his embarrassment.
--> '''Mother:''' [''talking through an electric megaphone this entire time''] Remember your pen pal in high school, Kelly?
--> '''Matt:''' [''in a "What about her?" voice''] Yeah?
--> '''Mother:''' That was me.
--> '''Matt:''' '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''
--> '''Mother:''' I wanted to make you feel good about yourself, I mean, you didn't have any friends, like, at all.
--> '''Matt:''' Mom, please don't--
--> '''Mother:''' And then, when you told "Kelly" [''making an air quote with her free left hand''] that you loved her, I knew that I had to stop writing you, 'cause it was pretty weird [''Matt says, "Please", but she keeps on going''], but I talked to a therapist, and he told me that it's perfectly normal for a son to feel that way about his mother, you know?
--> '''Matt:''' Mom, please, ''stop talking!''

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* MurphysBullet: In “Shooting Booth,” a ditzy girl manages to hit Matt in the same spot on his hand three times with a BB gun. [[spoiler: Subverted, as it is strongly implied that she did it on purpose to get back at Matt for scamming her son.]]
** Not a bullet, but the basic principle is applied with Scott Sterling. No matter what he does, the soccer ball ''will'' hit him in the face.

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* MurphysBullet: In “Shooting Booth,” a MurphysBullet:
** [[Recap/StudioCS1E58ShootingBooth "Shooting Booth"]]: A
ditzy girl manages to hit shoots Matt in the same spot on his hand three times with a BB gun. [[spoiler: Subverted, {{Subverted}}, as it is strongly implied that she did it on purpose to get back at Matt for scamming her son.]]
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** Not a bullet, but the basic principle is applied with Scott Sterling. No matter what he does, the soccer ball ''will'' will hit him in the face.
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* MomentKiller: Stephen and Whitney hire Matt to intentionally be this in "Third Wheel Friend."
** Mal in "Aww Yeah!" continues to screw up Whitney and Stephen's date.
** Later the "Aww Yeah!"girl returns, ruining Matt and Natalie's moment in the house of mirrors.
** In the "World Has Gone Cold", the Cast is in the middle of their bizarre pre-show warm up, when Jared walks in, interrupting them, causing them all to have to restart from the beginning.

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* MixAndMatch: Many of the sketches can be described as such.
** "Bollyside" is ''[[Theatre/WestSideStory West Side Story]] type dancing meeting {{UsefulNotes/Bollywood}} dancing.
** "Candy Land Character Conference" is ''{{TabletopGame/CandyLand}}'' meeting the childhood obesity problem in an attempt to make a DolledUpInstallment.
** "Sidious Says So" is [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Sidious]] as a roommate.
** "Going Green" is about what the Amish can do to reduce their carbon footprint.
** "State of Mind" takes EverythingIsBigInTexas and makes it about Rhode Island.
** "The Truth About Running" turns running into a dangerous activity like drugs and alcoholism.
** "The Game of Life: IRL," is the [[TabletopGame/TheGameOfLife classic board game]] meets ''{{Film/Jumanji}}.''
** "The True Story of Lewis and Clark," sees Lewis and Clark, their guide Sacagawea, and two previously unknown members of the expedition, [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings a short barefoot fellow bearing a mysterious ring and a hunched over hairless man with a breathing condition,]] on the journey to the Pacific Ocean.
** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey]] and Literature/HarryPotter suffer a sequence of mistaken identities when they meet by chance.
* MomentKiller: Stephen and Whitney hire Matt to intentionally be this in "Third Wheel Friend."
** Mal in "Aww Yeah!" continues to screw up Whitney and Stephen's date.
** Later the "Aww Yeah!"girl returns, ruining Matt and Natalie's moment in the house of mirrors.
** In the "World Has Gone Cold", the Cast is in the middle of their bizarre pre-show warm up, when Jared walks in, interrupting them, causing them all to have to restart from the beginning.


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* JustForFun/XMeetsY: Many of the sketches can be described as such.
** "Bollyside" is ''[[Theatre/WestSideStory West Side Story]] type dancing meeting {{UsefulNotes/Bollywood}} dancing.
** "Candy Land Character Conference" is ''{{TabletopGame/CandyLand}}'' meeting the childhood obesity problem in an attempt to make a DolledUpInstallment.
** "Sidious Says So" is [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Sidious]] as a roommate.
** "Going Green" is about what the Amish can do to reduce their carbon footprint.
** "State of Mind" takes EverythingIsBigInTexas and makes it about Rhode Island.
** "The Truth About Running" turns running into a dangerous activity like drugs and alcoholism.
** "The Game of Life: IRL," is the [[TabletopGame/TheGameOfLife classic board game]] meets ''{{Film/Jumanji}}.''
** "The True Story of Lewis and Clark," sees Lewis and Clark, their guide Sacagawea, and two previously unknown members of the expedition, [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings a short barefoot fellow bearing a mysterious ring and a hunched over hairless man with a breathing condition,]] on the journey to the Pacific Ocean.
** [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey]] and Literature/HarryPotter suffer a sequence of mistaken identities when they meet by chance.

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* PowerWalk: While everyone is trying to do this in "Michael Bay's Slow Motion Epic Fail," James keeps messing it up with a SillyWalk



---> '''Student''': Okay, if the (photoshop) degree’s not real, why are you qualified to teach us.
---> '''Teacher''' I’m the person who photoshops the Arby’s sandwich to look edible.

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---> '''Student''': Okay, if the (photoshop) degree’s degree's not real, why are you qualified to teach us.
---> '''Teacher''' I’m I'm the person who photoshops the Arby’s Arby's sandwich to look edible.


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* TeamPowerWalk: While everyone is trying to do a power walk in "Michael Bay's Slow Motion Epic Fail," James keeps messing it up with a SillyWalk.
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To date, the series has won four Rocky Mountain Regional Emmy Awards[[note]]Due to [=BYUtv=] not being in enough households, all of the network's shows are ineligible to be nominated for Primetime, Daytime, or Sports Emmys[[/note]].

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To date, the series has won four Rocky Mountain Regional Emmy Awards[[note]]Due Awards.[[note]]Due to [=BYUtv=] not being in enough households, all none of the network's shows are ineligible eligible to be nominated for Primetime, Daytime, or Sports Emmys[[/note]].Emmys[[/note]]
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* DwindlingParty: Happens in a sketch parody of Series/TheNewlywedGame that features UsefulNotes/HenryVIII (Played by Dalton). Whenever Henry would get an answer wrong, he would switch wives and have his former one beheaded. When the contestants call him out on it, Henry beheads them too, and then the host, and them some of the cast members. Then when everyone in the audience boos him, Henry ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou singlehandedly beheads them all]]'' ''in less than 5 seconds!'' [[spoiler:Ultimately subverted when it was all revealed to be just a sketch written by Dalton; [[ExecutiveMeddling The producer walks in and expresses his disapproval for the sketch,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids saying that it's too dark for a family-friendly sketch comedy.]] [[BleachedUnderpants And so the whole sketch was revamped,]] [[EverybodyLives and all the cast members (and the audience) are shown to be alive]] [[SuddenMusicalEnding and they all sing about it.]]]]

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* DwindlingParty: Happens in a sketch parody of Series/TheNewlywedGame that features UsefulNotes/HenryVIII (Played by Dalton). Whenever Henry would get an answer wrong, he would switch wives and have his former one beheaded. When the contestants call him out on it, Henry beheads them too, and then the host, and them some of the cast members. Then when everyone in the audience boos him, Henry ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou singlehandedly beheads them all]]'' ''in less than 5 seconds!'' [[spoiler:Ultimately subverted when it was all revealed to be just a sketch written by Dalton; [[ExecutiveMeddling The the producer walks in and expresses his disapproval for the sketch,]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids saying that it's too dark for a family-friendly sketch comedy.]] [[BleachedUnderpants And so the whole sketch was revamped,]] [[EverybodyLives and all the cast members (and the audience) are shown to be alive]] [[SuddenMusicalEnding and they all sing about it.]]]]



* OneManBand: "[[Series/DowntonAbbey Dalton Abbey]]" starring Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson and oh yes... Dalton Johnson.

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* OneManBand: "[[Series/DowntonAbbey Dalton Abbey]]" starring Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson, Dalton Johnson Johnson, and oh yes... Dalton Johnson.
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-->The world is in global unrest as gigantic dolphin robots have taken siege of the whole South American continent. Kurt is secretly a hill billy but he cannot tell his friends because they don't like pitchforks or eating straw in their spare time. Jason K. was discovered moonlighting as a super villain two nights ago on the streets of Provo, which is considered the most uneventful city in the world. Unfortunately, there were no super heroes around to stop him from vandalizing the bowling clubs and soda shops. VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!!!, YOUR VERY SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON THE MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THIS: Governor of Massachusetts just mandated all humans with the first name of "Steve" be donated to the state for questioning and for intense arm wresting challenge. The winner buys dinner. The infamous revolutionary Alycia G. has appeared on the coast of Utah Lake. She is armed with various sea life and shiny metals. If approached by this person, just turn around and start doing jumping jacks. It's good to be fit before you die. Breaking News: Adam is really a transformer. He downloads his amazing animation and motion graphic knowledge from a top secret alien robot computer every tuesday nights at 7:36 pm. Be on guard. Stay indoors. An infestation of Spencer broodlings has been reported to have landed in Wyoming just a few hours ago. Money still exists. There is lots of money in all sorts of places. Some people have more money than other people. Oh, someone just got more money. Nevermind its gone now. Swimming deemed unsafe for anyone in any circumstance. Any violators will be stunned on site. Landon G. has recently successfully discovered the cure for the great ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' virus that has been spreading across the globe. It is love and larger Pokeballs. Little did we know all those guys needed was a little more living space. The Monocles R U corporation just peaked at the highest grossing business of history, never to be beat by any business that ever existed in the lifetime of Earth, at all. It is not likely that it will ever be beaten by anyone for as long as the Earth is turning and time is continuing in a forward flow of endlessness. Co founder Christian H. says that he has the great invention of glass to thank for his extreme, unbeatable successes, but his Arch Nemesis Jerome Newsman has something else to say about the matter.

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-->The world is in global unrest as gigantic dolphin robots have taken siege of the whole South American continent. Kurt is secretly a hill billy but he cannot tell his friends because they don't like pitchforks or eating straw in their spare time. Jason K. was discovered moonlighting as a super villain two nights ago on the streets of Provo, which is considered the most uneventful city in the world. Unfortunately, there were no super heroes around to stop him from vandalizing the bowling clubs and soda shops. VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!!!, YOUR VERY SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON THE MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THIS: Governor of Massachusetts just mandated all humans with the first name of "Steve" be donated to the state for questioning and for intense arm wresting challenge. The winner buys dinner. The infamous revolutionary Alycia G. has appeared on the coast of Utah Lake. She is armed with various sea life and shiny metals. If approached by this person, just turn around and start doing jumping jacks. It's good to be fit before you die. Breaking News: Adam is really a transformer. He downloads his amazing animation and motion graphic knowledge from a top secret alien robot computer every tuesday nights at 7:36 pm. Be on guard. Stay indoors. An infestation of Spencer broodlings has been reported to have landed in Wyoming just a few hours ago. Money still exists. There is lots of money in all sorts of places. Some people have more money than other people. Oh, someone just got more money. Nevermind its gone now. Swimming deemed unsafe for anyone in any circumstance. Any violators will be stunned on site. Landon G. has recently successfully discovered the cure for the great ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' virus that has been spreading across the globe. It is love and larger Pokeballs. [[LittleDidIKnow Little did we know know]] all those guys needed was a little more living space. The Monocles R U corporation just peaked at the highest grossing business of history, never to be beat by any business that ever existed in the lifetime of Earth, at all. It is not likely that it will ever be beaten by anyone for as long as the Earth is turning and time is continuing in a forward flow of endlessness. Co founder Christian H. says that he has the great invention of glass to thank for his extreme, unbeatable successes, but his Arch Nemesis Jerome Newsman has something else to say about the matter.

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