History Series / DansUneGalaxiePresDeChezVous

* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: Before undertaking a long voyage to the tommy-cod constellation, Serge teaches a self-defense class to the crew. It doesn't go particularly well, from Pétrolia not even restraining herself from punching Brad to Flavien cutting a wooden plank by pulling out an electric saw.

--> '''Captain''': You have something to be proud of. Now you are prepared to defend yourself against anyone.

--> '''Flavien''' (in pain): Yeah right. As it is, even my grandma could give me a beating with a stump.

--> '''Captain:''' Why does it have to happen to us? We can't just run into a hitchhiker wanting to go to Ste-Agathe, no, we end up with the Devil!

->''"We are in 2034, the situation on Earth is catastrophic. The ozone layer has been completely destroyed by the Carbon dioxide from cars, the chemical industry and spray cans[[note]]le push-push en ca-cannes[[/note]]. Results: The Earth is cooking under the sun's rays, harvests are burning, there's almost no drinking water left and solar cream manufacturers are becoming rich. The situation becomes urgent: A new planet must be found to relocate 6 billion morons[[note]]6 Milliards de Tatas[[/note]]. It is thus that on October 28th 2034, the spaceship ''Romano Fafard'' leaves Earth for the edges of the universe. Where the hand of Man has never set foot..."''

->''"We are in 2034, the situation on Earth is catastrophic. The ozone layer has been completely destroyed by the Carbon dioxide from cars, the chemical industry and spray cans[[note]]le push-push en ca-cannes[[/note]]. Results: The Earth is cooking under the sun's rays, harvests are burning, there's almost no drinking water left and solar cream manufacturers are becoming rich. The situation becomes urgent: A new planet must be found to relocate 6 billion morons[[note]]6 Milliards de Tatas[[/note]]. It is thus that on October 28th 2034, the spaceship ''Romano Fafard'' leaves Earth for the edges of the universe. Where man's hand has never set foot..."''

* RousseauWasRight: A space custom agent run an emotional scan on the crew and find them to have too much repressed emotions, what he judges the reason why Earthling are more aggressive than most races, safe for Pétrolia and Serge, both having never lived on
Earth (and Serge is a robot), implying it's more society than humanity that is inherently corrupt.

* TheAntiAntiChrist: Valence invokes this by trying to convince the Devil to pick Flavien as his successor, so that he can use his powers to seal the gates of Hell and be rid of the forces of evil until the end of time.

** One episode has the crew going to an ion cloud in order to advance. However since those ions are so powerful they are given the scientific term "[[Film/TheLionKing The Ion King]]".

* RethoricalQuestionBlunder: Happens a lot with Bob.

** In the first movie's opening, Charles' sister, living in Montreal, tells her son that global warming has melted Toronto's [[DomedHometownenvironmental dome]], killing everyone living there. Her son's reaction? Asking if this means the [[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague Toronto Maple Leafs]] are eliminated.

* INeedToGoIronMyDog: The Captain has to retreat and think of a new plan he tells the Barzot captain he has a baptism to attend to since he is the godfather.

* NotWithTheSafetyOnYouWont: Brad really should have listened to weapons training before the rest of the crew were possessed by an alien rock. Thankfully, even while possessed, the Captain is lucid enough to show him how to take the safety off the paralysing gun.

-->'''Captain:'''What's the point of dining? All we drink we piss all we we sh-\\

-->'''Flavien:''' Yes if the Captain has a turd on the heart (i.e rancor) Brad is full of-\\
'''Brad:''' That means nothing, I'm a really serene one, whoever disagrees I shove my fist in his throat and tie up his esophagus.
-->'''Serge:''' [talking about Rintintinos] Hey, it's gone to the dogs! We can't take 3 steps without putting our 2 feet into one pile of-\\

** HelloInsertNameHere: When Olaf presents himself as "Olaf, son of Bartok", which Flavien replies by saying "Falvien, son of... some guy you know?" since he didn't know his father.
-->'''Olaf:''' It's a shame for your father some guy you know. Because he will mourn his son.

** NauseaFuel: The 8th challenge, Invoked in universe by Serge (a rope bridge over a chasm).
--> '''Serge:''' "That game's completely crazy! Lucky I don't have a digestive system or I would've emptied it."

* FictionalVideoGame: [[ShmuckBait "Try to save the king if you can."]]
** To clarify, it's a virtual reality game that seems to be a parody of VideoGame/KingsQuest, right down to the TrialAndErrorGameplay (it took Flavien 34 tries to get past the first puzzle (get past a acid-urinating skunk), MoonLogicPuzzle (the solution was to piss on said skunk) and NintendoHard (the last "puzzle" is to defeat [[BigBad Olaf]] [[FinalBoss the warrior]] and apparently, no one has ever beaten him before). The goal of the game is to go through 10 challenges to [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin save the king]]. The only difference is that injuries in the game [[YourMindMakesItReal becomes real]]. Really, this game that appears in a single episode could have it's own trope list.
*** AntiClimaxBoss: [[spoiler: Captain's trademark "No Brad" karate chop seems to work on Olaf too. But only for a moment.]]
*** BigBad: Olaf the warrior. Doubles as a FinalBoss.
*** BottomlessPit: Subverted, as the pit under the bridge ''does'' have a bottom.
*** GameMod: [[spoiler: Brad replaced the king's picture with the Captain's, just to have fun with the Game Over animation]].
*** HaveANiceDeath: When the last player gives up, Olaf [[OffWithHisHead decapitates the king]].
*** HelloInsertNameHere: When Olaf presents himself as "Olaf, son of Bartok", which Flavien replies by saying "Falvien, son of... some guy you know?" since he didn't know his father.

*** HopelessBossFight: Olaf, if you don't know how to handle a sword in real life. And even then...
*** LargeHam: Olaf again.
--> '''Olaf:''' "If you want to save him, you have to beat the ten challenges. I AM THE TENTH CHALLENGE!!!"
*** MoonLogicPuzzle: Even the Captain lampshades it.
--> '''Captain (reading Flavien's notes):''' "After [[TrialAndErrorGameplay 45 tries]] (to solve a riddle), I found out that there is a trick. Just put your right leg parallel to the ground, your left hand pointed to the sky, your head down, your right hand under your armpit... Come on! This is ridiculous!"
--> '''Captain (reading again):''' "[[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat No, it's not that ridiculous. Just do it and shut up.]]"