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My name is Roger Klotz. I live in Bluffington with my mom and my cat, Stinky. Sounds easy, right? Honestly, my life was pretty boring while I was in grade school. Sure, I picked on the losers around me and I got held back a few grades, but it just was the same old routine... Until the day [[SelfDemonstrating/DougFunnie Funnie]] moved into town.

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My name is Roger Klotz. I live in Bluffington with my mom and my cat, Stinky. Sounds easy, right? Honestly, my life was pretty boring while I was in grade school. Sure, I picked on the losers around me and I got held back a few grades, but it just was the same old routine... Until the day [[SelfDemonstrating/DougFunnie Funnie]] Funnie moved into town.
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/BillyWest or Creator/ChrisPhillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, and Creator/BenjaminRivera or Creator/AlfonsoObregonInclan in Latin American Spanish.)''

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* BerserkButton: If you hurt my cat Stinky, I will cream you.

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* BerserkButton: If you hurt my cat Stinky, I will ''will'' cream you.
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From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington, but that doesn't mean he and I are friends now, got it?

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From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington, but [[{{Tsundere}} that doesn't mean he and I are friends now, now]], got it?
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* HeldBackInSchool: Yeah, I repeated the sixth grade three times. What's so important about that?

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* HeldBackInSchool: Yeah, I repeated was in the sixth grade for three times.years. What's so important about that?
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/BillyWest or Chris Phillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, and Creator/BenjaminRivera or Creator/AlfonsoObregonInclan in Latin American Spanish.)''

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''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/BillyWest or Chris Phillips.Creator/ChrisPhillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, and Creator/BenjaminRivera or Creator/AlfonsoObregonInclan in Latin American Spanish.)''
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Well, well, well... What do we have here here? Some nerd browsing a website called "Website/TVTropes"? And you wanna write a biography about me? Well, why didn't ya say so?

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Well, well, well... What do we have here here? Some nerd browsing a website called "Website/TVTropes"? And you wanna write a biography about me? Well, why didn't ya say so?
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* LaughingAtYourOwnJokes: ...Well, at least ''my'' sense of humor is more "fosisticated" compared to you nerds.

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* LaughingAtYourOwnJokes: ...Well, at least ''my'' sense of humor is more "fosisticated" compared to you nerds.numbskulls.
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* LaughingAtYourOwnJokes: ...Well, at least ''my'' sense of humor is more "fosisticated" compared to you nerds.
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* TheBully: Hey, I'm not ''that'' bad. But at least I didn't become a goody-two-shoes unlike [[SelfDemonstrating/RonnieAnneSantiago that Mexican girl from Royal Woods]]. What a wuss!

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* TheBully: Hey, I'm not ''that'' bad. But at least I didn't become a goody-two-shoes goody two-shoes unlike [[SelfDemonstrating/RonnieAnneSantiago that Mexican girl from Royal Woods]]. What a wuss!
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From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington

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From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington
Bluffington, but that doesn't mean he and I are friends now, got it?
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But then, seventh grade rolled around. During summer vacation, my mom told me one thing that would change my life forever... '''''"We're gonna be rich!!!!"''''' Yeah, you heard that right. The poor kid turns becomes rich overnight. Though to be fair, my mom got the money after Mr. Bluff bought the trailer park, but that's besides the point! We finally got the money that could change our lives forever! Almost immediately, my mom bought the house right next door to Mr. Bluff's, and I got myself my own personal limo. Who else do you know that has it, hm?

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But then, seventh grade rolled around. During summer vacation, my mom told me one thing that would change my life forever... '''''"We're gonna be rich!!!!"''''' Yeah, you heard that right. The poor kid turns becomes rich overnight. What are the odds of that?! Though to be fair, my mom got the money after Mr. Bluff bought the trailer park, but that's besides the point! We finally got the money that could change our lives forever! Almost immediately, my mom bought the house right next door to Mr. Bluff's, and I got myself my own personal limo. Who else do you know that has it, hm?
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* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: More like "embarrassing grandparents". When I was thirteen, my grandma made me go on that show, "Kiddie Korral" because to her, I'm practically a toddler. ...[[FlatWhat What]]?

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* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: More like "embarrassing grandparents". When I was thirteen, my grandma made me go on that show, "Kiddie Korral" because to her, I'm practically a toddler. ...[[FlatWhat What]]?What?
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-->Aaaaaaaand that's all I got for ya. You wanted more? Well, too bad! That's all you're getting from me. Sayonara, suckers! Ha-hahahahahaha!!!

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-->Aaaaaaaand that's all I got for ya. You wanted more? Well, too bad! That's all you're getting from me. [[{{Catchphrase}} Sayonara, suckers! suckers!]] Ha-hahahahahaha!!!
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/BillyWest or Chris Phillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, and Creator/BenjaminRivera or Creator/AlfonsoObregonInclan in Latin American Spanish.)''

Well, well, well... What do we have here here? Some nerd browsing a website called "Website/TVTropes"? And you wanna write a biography about me? Well, why didn't ya say so?

My name is Roger Klotz. I live in Bluffington with my mom and my cat, Stinky. Sounds easy, right? Honestly, my life was pretty boring while I was in grade school. Sure, I picked on the losers around me and I got held back a few grades, but it just was the same old routine... Until the day [[SelfDemonstrating/DougFunnie Funnie]] moved into town.

From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington

But then, seventh grade rolled around. During summer vacation, my mom told me one thing that would change my life forever... '''''"We're gonna be rich!!!!"''''' Yeah, you heard that right. The poor kid turns becomes rich overnight. Though to be fair, my mom got the money after Mr. Bluff bought the trailer park, but that's besides the point! We finally got the money that could change our lives forever! Almost immediately, my mom bought the house right next door to Mr. Bluff's, and I got myself my own personal limo. Who else do you know that has it, hm?

There will be spoilers here in this page, so don't blame me if I end up ruining stuff for you. Also, if I end up [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife wasting your time by having you jot down everything to know about me]]... well, it's not my problem.

!!Here's my trope list. I'm not gonna repeat myself after this, so you better take notes!
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Well, I may have picked on Funnie less often when we got into middle school, but that doesn't mean I didn't spare him!
* AlphaBitch: Yes, [[RareMaleExample even guys like me can fit this description]].
* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: More like "embarrassing grandparents". When I was thirteen, my grandma made me go on that show, "Kiddie Korral" because to her, I'm practically a toddler. ...[[FlatWhat What]]?
* AnnoyingLaugh: Ahh-hahahahaha!
* BerserkButton: If you hurt my cat Stinky, I will cream you.
* DisappearedDad: Remember when I mentioned that I live with my mom? Well, that's because my parents separated when I was only a baby. My dad lives in Bloatsburg (you know, the city where Funnie used to live), but he never decided to visit me!
* DubNameChange: People in Latin America like to call me "Rufo" for some reason. What kind of a stupid name is that?!
* EveryoneHasStandards: I may like to pick on the other kids at school, especially Funnie, but at least I don't actually hit people. Unlike [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman that fat kid from Colorado]]...
* HeldBackInSchool: Yeah, I repeated the sixth grade three times. What's so important about that?
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Me? Afraid of snakes? Ha! You wish! Though there was that one time where Doug thought it was a good idea to show me one while we were in Bluff Scouts together, but that doesn't count!
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-->Aaaaaaaand that's all I got for ya. You wanted more? Well, too bad! That's all you're getting from me. Sayonara, suckers! Ha-hahahahahaha!!!

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