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* ButtMonkey: Don't frickin' remind me...
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* ButtMonkey: Don't frickin' remind me...Ever since the food moved in next door, my life ain't been nothin' but pain! My house gets destroyed, my car gets totalled, I'm mutilated, transformed, outright ''killed''! But on the plus side, property taxes are basically nothing around here.
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* CosmicPlaything: I don't know if I believe in God, but he probably hates me. I'm ''always'' dying.
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* CoolCar: Damn right it is, at least whenever the cup or that pile of meat haven't trashed it again!
* CosmicPlaything: Oh gee, ya think so, Einstein? Idon't know if I believe in God, but he probably hates me. I'm ''always'' dying.friggin' ''die'' on a near-weekly basis, even Jesus only had to die once!
* CosmicPlaything: Oh gee, ya think so, Einstein? I
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* SixthRanger: I am not a living piece of food, but people fricking like me!
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* SixthRanger: Hey, don't put me in the same category as them food weirdos, just 'cause I am not a living piece of food, but people fricking like me!keep getting dragged into their adventures!
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* TokenHuman: I am the only human being to be shown throughout the fricking show.
* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!
* YourHeadAsplode: Your head'd explode too if your jackass next door neighbor yelled at you after totaling your freakin' car twice in two days.
* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!
* YourHeadAsplode: Your head'd explode too if your jackass next door neighbor yelled at you after totaling your freakin' car twice in two days.
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* TokenHuman: I am mean, there's other humans around sometimes, but somehow, I'm the only human being to be shown throughout one on the fricking show.
main cast. Guess no one else is stupid enough to live next to these freaks.
* VerbalTic: What are youfrigging friggin' talking about? My speech is fine!
* YourHeadAsplode:Your head'd explode too if your jackass next door neighbor yelled at you after totaling your freakin' car twice in two days.Oh yeah, this keeps happenin' to me for some reason. I should probably have that checked out.
* VerbalTic: What are you
* YourHeadAsplode:
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''(For full effect, read in the voice of Dave Willis).''
This is Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' and this is my TV Tropes Self-Demonstrating page of the Century of the Week! I happen to be neighbors with a giant cup, a box of fries and a wheel of beef. They piss me off when they try to go to my freaking pool! I am also known as the Pigskin Wizard, the Gridiron Einstein and the Turf Whisperer!
This is Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' and this is my TV Tropes Self-Demonstrating page of the Century of the Week! I happen to be neighbors with a giant cup, a box of fries and a wheel of beef. They piss me off when they try to go to my freaking pool! I am also known as the Pigskin Wizard, the Gridiron Einstein and the Turf Whisperer!
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Now, in case you're a
Now, if you wan't to get the most out of this here Tropes page, imagine it being read out loud by Dave Willis. He's a pretty cool guy.
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* AllMenArePerverts: I own plenty of nude magazines. I don't want the Fryman to sell them for research for his freaking projects!
* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool, talk crap about the New York Giants, or mess with my car, I'm cool.
* BreakoutCharacter: I happen to be the host of a football show called "Carl's Lock", where I report everything about football.
* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool, talk crap about the New York Giants, or mess with my car, I'm cool.
* BreakoutCharacter: I happen to be the host of a football show called "Carl's Lock", where I report everything about football.
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* AllMenArePerverts: Hey, I own plenty of nude magazines. love women! That's why I don't want the Fryman pay 'em $40 to sell them for research for his freaking projects!
have sex with me!
* BerserkButton:As long as you STAY OUT OF MY DAMN POOL! And don't get in touch my freaking pool, car! And God help you if you talk crap smack about the New York Giants, or mess with my car, I'm cool.
Giants! Unless they're losin' at the moment, then screw 'em...
* BreakoutCharacter: Hey, Ihappen to be don't see Fryman or the host rest of a football show called the freaks getting their own Youtube show! If you enjoy the sport of kings, aka football, make sure to check out "Carl's Lock", where I report everything about football.you can hear a true master, in other words me, pick out surefire winners from upcoming NFL games.
* BerserkButton:
* BreakoutCharacter: Hey, I
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* CarpetOfVirility: I have tons of hair, even though I am going bald.
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* CarpetOfVirility: I Hey, might not have tons of hair, even though I am going bald.a lot left up top, but there's plenty everywhere else!
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* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: My dad forced me to eat carpet during Christmas. I still don't remember robots and lasers appearing during that day.
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* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Yeah, friggin' hilarious. My dad forced gave me ''carpet samples'' one Christmas, which were also my Christmas dinner, before I got sent off to eat carpet during Christmas. I still don't remember robots and lasers appearing during that day.work a shift at the factory.
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* PoliceAreUseless: With all the crazy crap my neighbors get up to, the cops stopped taking my calls a long time ago.
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* PoliceAreUseless: With all the crazy crap my neighbors get up to, the Damn cops stopped taking won't even take my calls a long anymore after all the crap the animals next door have pulled. One time ago.they did show up, but they took one look at what was goin' on, and just kept drivin! If I paid taxes, I'd be REALLY pissed!
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* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Like I said, I'm always dying, usually thanks to my frigging neighbors. Yet somehow, I'm always alive in the next episode. Ya know what I'm saying?
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* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Like What, that kid from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''? Friggin' hilarious show. But yeah, somehow I said, I'm always keep dying, usually thanks except it never seems to my frigging neighbors. Yet somehow, I'm always alive in the next episode. Ya know what I'm saying?stick.
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* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool or talk crap about the New York Giants, I'm cool.
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* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool or pool, talk crap about the New York Giants, or mess with my car, I'm cool.
* PoliceAreUseless: With all the crazy crap my neighbors get up to, the cops stopped taking my calls a long time ago.
* ThrowTheDogABone: I once sold my house to Music/{{Danzig}} for a million dollars. Greatest day of my freakin' life!
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* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!
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* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!fine!
* YourHeadAsplode: Your head'd explode too if your jackass next door neighbor yelled at you after totaling your freakin' car twice in two days.
* YourHeadAsplode: Your head'd explode too if your jackass next door neighbor yelled at you after totaling your freakin' car twice in two days.
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those food objects all the time? They're always killing me, and the cup is a sociopath!
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those food objects all the time? They're always killing me, and the cup is a sociopath!psychopath!
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those kids all the time? They're always killing me, and the Shake is a sociopath!
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those kids food objects all the time? They're always killing me, and the Shake cup is a sociopath!
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* ButtMonkey: Don't frickin' remind me...
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* CosmicPlaything: I don't know if I believe in God, but he probably hates me. I'm ''always'' dying.
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those kids all the time? They're always killing me, and the Shake is a sociopath!
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* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Like I said, I'm always dying, usually thanks to my frigging neighbors. Yet somehow, I'm always alive in the next episode. Ya know what I'm saying?
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[[quoteright:199:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/carl_3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:"It don't matter. None of it matters."]]
''(For full effect, read in the voice of Dave Willis).''
This is Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' and this is my TV Tropes Self-Demonstrating page of the Century of the Week! I happen to be neighbors with a giant cup, a box of fries and a wheel of beef. They piss me off when they try to go to my freaking pool! I am also known as the Pigskin Wizard, the Gridiron Einstein and the Turf Whisperer!
!!Check out these frickin' tropes!
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* AllMenArePerverts: I own plenty of nude magazines. I don't want the Fryman to sell them for research for his freaking projects!
* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool or talk crap about the New York Giants, I'm cool.
* BreakoutCharacter: I happen to be the host of a football show called "Carl's Lock", where I report everything about football.
* CarpetOfVirility: I have tons of hair, even though I am going bald.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: My dad forced me to eat carpet during Christmas. I still don't remember robots and lasers appearing during that day.
* SixthRanger: I am not a living piece of food, but people fricking like me!
* TokenHuman: I am the only human being to be shown throughout the fricking show.
* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!
[[caption-width-right:199:"It don't matter. None of it matters."]]
''(For full effect, read in the voice of Dave Willis).''
This is Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' and this is my TV Tropes Self-Demonstrating page of the Century of the Week! I happen to be neighbors with a giant cup, a box of fries and a wheel of beef. They piss me off when they try to go to my freaking pool! I am also known as the Pigskin Wizard, the Gridiron Einstein and the Turf Whisperer!
!!Check out these frickin' tropes!
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* AllMenArePerverts: I own plenty of nude magazines. I don't want the Fryman to sell them for research for his freaking projects!
* BerserkButton: As long as you don't get in my freaking pool or talk crap about the New York Giants, I'm cool.
* BreakoutCharacter: I happen to be the host of a football show called "Carl's Lock", where I report everything about football.
* CarpetOfVirility: I have tons of hair, even though I am going bald.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: My dad forced me to eat carpet during Christmas. I still don't remember robots and lasers appearing during that day.
* SixthRanger: I am not a living piece of food, but people fricking like me!
* TokenHuman: I am the only human being to be shown throughout the fricking show.
* VerbalTic: What are you frigging talking about? My speech is fine!
