History SelfDemonstrating / AbridgedMrPopo

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Describe Mr. Popo he-[[OhCrap OH GOD]], [[TheAssimilator GET IT OFF]], [[FateWorseThanDeath GET IT OFF]]!

I am [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Popo]]. You may have heard of my past exploits as [[Characters/TeamFourStar Dumplin]]. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. Do not confuse me with the [[Anime/DragonBallZ other version of me]], I am also [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the one who you've probably been having visions of at night]]. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.

* AdaptationalVillainy: Again, from what I've been told, in canon, I'm still a NatureLover, but I also am a lot nicer and more kindhearted. Nothing like the psychopath that enjoys making others miserable that I actually am. In fact, the reason this page is called "Abridged Mr. Popo" as opposed to just "Mr. Popo" is because Kami thought people might mistake it for my canon counterpart[[note]]I wanted to go with "Mr. Popo (Abridged)", but this site doesn't let you use () in the title[[/note]].

* TheAssimilator: If you couldn't figure it out from my introduction. Additionally, I once met [[GoodCounterpart Blue Popo]]. It took me one minute to send him to the F*ckbox. [[spoiler: And I also made sure Goku and friends never had to meet Garlic Jr]].
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: The pecking order goes as such: You, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, people who add to my self-demonstrating page, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.

* ReallyGetsAround: It might surprise you, but I actually have 4 kids - 2 legitimate daughters, Puddin and Flanny, and 2 illegitimate kids (1 son and 1 daughter), Cupcake and Spudz. They were conceived when I was Dumplin; I haven't had any kids [-that you would know about-] since I changed my name to Popo.

* DoNotTauntCthulhu: Annoying or upsetting me is a good way to get yourself knocked off the tower (if you're lucky), or get sent to the F*ck box ([[spoiler:if you're Garlic Jr]]).

* AlwaysABiggerFish: [[WordOfGod According to my]] [[Creator/TeamFourStar publicists]], the ''only'' thing in the universe more powerful than me is that...[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness strapping young lad]], [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Zen'O]].

** Do not break my stuff. Apparently, my canon counterpart now shares this trait with me in the latest series.

* DoNotTauntCthulhu: Annoying or upsetting me is a good way to get yourself knocked off the tower (if you're lucky), or get sent to the F*ck box ([[spoiler: if you're Garlic Jr]]).

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: I could easily take out Freeza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the Androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I would've acted act if Goku didn't tell me of his plans before hand (and even then, that's only if I felt that my pot plants would've be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission - scratch that, they aren't a threat; Future Trunks is slightly higher on the pecking order. [[spoiler: Garlic Jr. ''would'' have been on the list of villains I chose not to take out, but since he decided to make his entrance by trashing the lookout, I decided that I might as well do one good deed for once...even if it wasn't my main intention to do a good deed]]. And this is also probably why I won't participate in the Tournament of Power I'm told will supposedly happen at some point.

** After he called me Black Man, I decided to just boot Vegeta off the tower and let him climb back up as opposed to doing something worse to him. Although I did let him drive himself insane in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber - although that was more just for being a dumbass and letting Cell absorb 18.

* PragmaticVillainy: If I ever do something that might seem like it's a heroic act, it's actually a result of this (i.e., if the sun wasn't around, I couldn't grow pot plants; I didn't wipe out humanity with the Dragon Balls because a human did introduce me to pot; [[spoiler: I threw Garlic Jr in the F*ck box because he was annoying me]]).
* ReallyGetsAround: It might surprise you, but I actually have 4 kids - 2 legitimate daughters, Puddin and Flanny, and 2 illegitimate kids (1 son and 1 daughter), Cupcake and Spudz. They were conceived when I was Dumplin; I haven't had any kids [-that you would know about-] since I changed my name to Popo.

* TokenEvilTeammate: In any other series, most of my actions would probably qualify me as the BigBad or TheDragon. Here? I'm on the side of Goku and friends, but I'm certainly not heroic.

** I decided to just boot Vegeta off the tower and let him climb back up as opposed to doing something worse to him. Although I did let him drive himself insane in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber - although that was more just for being a dumbass and letting Cell absorb 18.

** Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Since he probably referred to me as such on his page]], please remind him of his position on the pecking order the next time you see him. Same goes for Freeza. Although you don't have to remind him - mainly because you probably wouldn't survive doing so.

** [[spoiler: I guess you could consider me stopping Garlic Jr. before the start of his arc this, based on what I've been told happens in the source material. Although it was more just him annoying me than me actually wanting to do something nice/heroic; if he had appeared anywhere else on Earth and left the lookout alone, I probably would've let him do whatever he wanted]].

Visiting the page of [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} that tyrant]] is a waste of time, so I suppose when you're done, you could visit [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu the page of a fellow member of my species]], or remind [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Vegeta}} that Saiyan who isn't Goku]] about his place on the pecking order later. But since you're here...

* TheAssimilator: [[CaptainObvious If you couldn't figure it out from my introduction]]. Additionally, I once met [[GoodCounterpart Blue Popo]]. It took me one minute to send him to the F*ckbox. [[spoiler: And I also made sure Goku and friends never had to meet Garlic Jr]].

* AdaptationalBadass: From what I've been told, in canon, I was able to fend off a young Goku after he killed King Piccolo and am strong enough to fend off young Trunks and Goten while they are in their super saiyan form. In actuality, I'm more powerful than Freeza. [[spoiler: And that's not even getting into what I did to Garlic Jr...]]. In fact, I probably could've handled the Androids in the timeline Future Trunks comes from, but I decided that as long as they don't bother me, I shall not bother them. And it seems they're smart enough to know not to attempt a suicide mission.

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: I could easily take out Freeza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the Androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I would've acted act if Goku didn't tell me of his plans before hand (and even then, that's only if I felt that my pot plants would've be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission - scratch that, they aren't a threat; Future Trunks is slightly higher on the pecking order. [[spoiler: Garlic Jr. ''would'' have been on the list of villains I chose not to take out, but since he decided to make his entrance by trashing the lookout, I decided that I might as well do one good deed for once...even if it wasn't my main intention to do a good deed]].

* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Aside from toast, I do enjoy a little bit of Italian every now and then. [[spoiler: After all, '''IT'S NOTHING BUT GARLIC!''']]

** This doesn't apply to you[[note]]unless you happen to be Goku[[/note]], but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him by now. That and Kami/Piccolo wouldn't like it if I did that[[note]]although Dende doesn't like Goku, since Goku is Gohan's father, Dende probably would prefer I not do so[[/note]]. He's also actually more terrified of me [[UpToEleven than even Krillin is]].

** This doesn't apply to you[[note]]unless you happen to be Goku[[/note]], but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him by now. That and Kami/Piccolo wouldn't like it if I did that[[note]]although Dende doesn't like Goku, since Goku is Gohan's father, Dende probably would prefer I not do so[[/note]].

* AdaptationalBadass: From what I've been told, in canon, I was able to fend off a young Goku after he killed King Piccolo and am strong enough to fend off young Trunks and Goten while they are in their super saiyan form. In actuality, I'm more powerful than Frieza. [[spoiler: And that's not even getting into what I did to Garlic Jr...]]. In fact, I probably could've handled the Androids in the timeline Future Trunks comes from, but I decided that as long as they don't bother me, I shall not bother them. And it seems they're smart enough to know not to attempt a suicide mission.

** Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Since he probably referred to me as such on his page]], please remind him of his position on the pecking order the next time you see him. Same goes for Frieza. Although you don't have to remind him - mainly because you probably wouldn't survive doing so.

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: I could easily take out Frieza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the Androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I would've acted act if Goku didn't tell me of his plans before hand (and even then, that's only if I felt that my pot plants would've be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission - scratch that, they aren't a threat; Future Trunks is slightly higher on the pecking order. [[spoiler: Garlic Jr. ''would'' have been on the list of villains I chose not to take out, but since he decided to make his entrance by trashing the lookout, I decided that I might as well do one good deed for once...even if it wasn't my main intention to do a good deed]].

** When Goku accidentally blew up the sun to take out Frieza-I mean Cooler[[labelnote: forgive me]] it's just so easy to confuse the two[[/labelnote]], I recreated it free of charge. I didn't even punish Goku for it!

* AlwaysABiggerFish: According to my [[Creator/TeamFourStar publicists]], the ''only'' thing in the universe more powerful than me is that...[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness strapping young lad]], [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Zen'O]].

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: I could easily take out Frieza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I'm probably only going to act if Goku somehow manages to f*ck things up tremendously (and even then, that's only if I feel that my pot plants would be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission. [[spoiler: Garlic Jr. ''would'' have been on the list of villains I chose not to take out, but since he decided to make his entrance by trashing the lookout, I decided that I might as well do one good deed for once...even if it wasn't my main intention to do a good deed]].

* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Aside from toast, I do enjoy a little bit of Italian every now and then. [[spoiler: After all, '''IT'S NOTHING BUT GARLIC!''']]

* ReallyGetsAround: It might surprise you, but I actually have 4 kids - 2 legitimate daughters, Puddin and Flanny, and 2 illegitimate kids (1 son and 1 daughter), Cupcake and Spudz. They were conceived when I was Dumplin; I haven't had any kids since I changed my name to Popo.

** Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Since he probably referred to me as such on his page]], please remind him of his position on the pecking order the next time you see him. Same goes for Frieza.

!! Since I find you somewhat endearing, here's what you should know about me.

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Here's a good rule of thumb. If I seem unnerved by a situation, it's probably best that you take it ''as seriously as possible''.

* AllPowerfulBystander: I'm essentially a prototype for [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Zeno]]. I can recreate the sun (something not even that maggot Beerus can do), I'm Shenron's master[[labelnote: explanation]]although Shenron's wish granting powers come from being linked to Kami[=/=]Dende, if we both gave him an order, I would get priority, although I wouldn't do such a thing, seeing as how there hasn't really been a case where Shenron had to choose between following orders from the both of us - using video game analogies, Shenron is the console,
Kami is the power supply, and I'm the controller[[/labelnote]], and you may of heard of my earlier exploits as Dumplin.

* AllPowerfulBystander: I'm essentially a prototype for [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Zeno]]. I can recreate the sun (something not even that maggot Beerus can do), I'm Shenron's master[[labelnote: explanation]]although Shenron's wish granting powers come from being linked to Kami[=/=]Dende, if we both gave him an order, I would get priority, although I wouldn't do such a thing, seeing as how there hasn't really been a case where Shenron had to choose between following orders from the both of us[[/note]], and you may of heard of my earlier exploits as Dumplin.

* AdaptationSpeciesChange: I'm a genie in the original, from what I've been told. In reality, I'm actually a Majin.
* AllPowerfulBystander: I'm essentially a prototype for [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Zeno]]. I can recreate the sun (something not even that maggot Beerus can do), I'm Shenron's master, and you may of heard of my earlier exploits as Dumplin.
* TheAssimilator: I once met [[GoodCounterpart Blue Popo]]. It took me one minute to send him to the F*ckbox. [[spoiler: And I also made sure Goku and friends never had to meet Garlic Jr]].

** Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that. Since he probably referred to me as such on his page, please remind him of his position on the pecking order the next time you see him.

** This doesn't apply to you[[note]]unless you happen to be Goku[[/note]], but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him by now. That and Kami/Piccolo wouldn't like it if I did that.

* FallenHero: Again, I am Dumplin. Although the "Hero" part is debatable, since there are some people who don't consider Dumplin a hero.

* GreaterScopeVillain: I'm easily strong enough to be able to be the TrueFinalBoss of my series. But I don't particularly want to, mainly because doing so would require me to give up pot. Also, Kami wouldn't like it.

* TheSnackIsMoreInteresting: Why didn't I help Goku when he was traveling back from the afterlife to fight Nappa and Vegeta? I was busy making toast.

* TrademarkFavoriteFood: I do enjoy a little bit of Italian every now and then. [[spoiler: After all, '''IT'S NOTHING BUT GARLIC!''']]

I am [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Popo]]. You may have heard of my past exploits as [[Characters/TeamFourStar Dumplin]]. I'm terrifing and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. Do not confuse me with the [[Anime/DragonBallZ other version of me]], I am also [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the one who you've probably been having visions of at night]]. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.