History SelfDemonstrating / AbridgedMrPopo

* HairTemperTrigger: When I was high on acid, Kami attempted to calm me down. While I didn't do anything to him, I did yell at him "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

* NatureLover: This, in combination with the fact that I do find some of it's inhabitants endearing, is what prevents me from just laying waste to humanity.

* TheStoner: I grow and smoke pot. I also drop acid.

* AdaptationalVillainy: Again, from what I've been told, in canon, I'm still a NatureLover, but I also am a lot nicer and more kindhearted. Nothing like the psychopath that enjoys making others miserable that I actually am. In fact, the reason this page is called "Abridged Mr. Popo" as opposed to just "Mr. Popo" is because Kami thought people might mistake it for my canon counterpart.

** This doesn't apply to you, but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him by now. That and Kami/Piccolo wouldn't like it if I did that.

* FallenHero: Again, I am Dumplin.

* NominalHero: I plan on laying waste to the Earth, but I've decided to give Humanity a few centuries to clean up their act. Also, I could probably ensure that the Z-Fighters would win every battle they fought if I went down there, but as I'm not a BloodKnight like any of those Saiyans, I don't really care about fighting.

* TokenEvilTeammate: In any other series, most of my actions would probably qualify me as the BigBad or TheDragon. Here? I'm on the side of Goku and friends, but I'm certainly not heroic.

* TheGodsMustBeLazy: I could easily take out Frieza, Cell, or in the case of the me in the future, the androids. In the first case, I just didn't want to leave the Earth, in the second case...I'm probably only going to act if Goku somehow manages to f*ck things up tremendously (and even then, that's only if I feel that my pot plants would be at risk), and in the case of the third, future me has a policy of leaving them alone if they leave me alone - and it seems they know that attacking me would be a suicide mission.

** I actually am getting along rather well with Dende. It helps that he enjoys smoking pot, and I like his personality.

** [[spoiler: I guess you could consider me stopping Garlic Jr. before the start of his arc this, based on what I've been told happens in the source material. Although it was more just him annoying me than me actually wanting to do something nice/heroic; if he had appeared anywhere else on Earth and left the lookout alone, I probably would've let him do whatever he wanted]].

** [[spoiler: I guess you could consider me stopping Garlic Jr. before the start of his arc this. Although it was more just him annoying me than me actually wanting to do something nice/heroic; if he had appeared anywhere else on Earth and left the lookout alone, I probably would've let him do whatever he wanted]].

* FallenHero:

I am [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Popo]]. I'm terrifing and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out. Do not confuse me with the [[Anime/DragonBallZ other version of me]], I am also [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the one who you've probably been having visions of at night]]. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.

** My biggest one is incompetence - the more incompetent you are, the lower you are on the pecking order. At the moment, the only ones that I'm not as disparaging towards are Goku (when he's not being incredibly stupid - and even then, I'm a bit more lenient towards him than I should be), Kami (and by extension, Piccolo, considering a), he's technically also Kami, and b), [[spoiler: he's now fused with Kami]]), and [[spoiler: Tien]]. Dende has all but officially taken Kami's place.
** Do not call me "Black Man". Vegeta can attest to that.

** When Goku accidentally blew up the sun to take out Frieza-I mean Cooler[[labelnote: forgive me]] it's just so easy to confuse the two[[/labelnote]], I recreated it free of charge.
** [[spoiler: I guess you could consider me stopping Garlic Jr. before the start of his arc this. Although it was more just him annoying me than me actually wanting to do something nice/heroic]].

** I actually am getting along rather well with Dende. It helps that he enjoys smoking pot, and

* TokenEvilTeammate: In any other series, most of my actions would probably qualify me as the BigBad or TheDragon. Here? At worse, I give Goku and friends nightmares.

** Do not break my stuff.

* CatchPhrase

* AdaptationalVillainy: Again, from what I've been told, in canon, I'm still a NatureLover, but I also am a lot nicer and more kindhearted. Nothing like the psychopath that enjoys making others miserable that I actually am. In fact, the reason this page is called "Abridged Mr. Popo" as opposed to just "Mr. Popo" is because Kami thought people might mistake it for my canon counterpart.

* AdaptationalVillainy: Again, from what I've been told, in canon, I'm still a NatureLover, but I also am a lot nicer and more kindhearted. Nothing like the psychopath that enjoys making others miserable that I actually am.

Cisiting the page of [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} that tyrant]] is a waste of time, so I suppose when you're done, you could visit [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu the page of a fellow member of my species]], or remind [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Vegeta}} that Saiyan who isn't Goku]] about his place on the pecking order later. But since you're here...

''(Everything else is best read in the voice of Creator/Lanipator)''

** My biggest one is incompetence - the more incompetent you are, the lower you are on the pecking order. At the moment, the only ones that I'm not as disparaging towards are Goku (when he's not being incredibly stupid), Kami (and by extension, Piccolo, considering a), he's technically also Kami, and b), [[spoiler: he's now fused with Kami]]), and [[spoiler: Tien]]. Dende has all but officially taken Kami's place.

* TheStoner: I grow and smoke pot. I also drop acid.

Please remind [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Vegeta}} that Saiyan who isn't Goku]] about his place on the pecking order later, and visiting the page of [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} that tyrant]] is a waste of time. I suppose when you're done, you could visit [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu the page of a fellow member of my species]]. But since you're here...

''(This first line is best read in the voice of...whoever you want. If you can't think of anyone, go with [[https://www.youtube.com/user/KaiserNeko Kaiser Neko's]] Garlic Jr]])''.

Please remind [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Vegeta}} that Saiyan who isn't Goku]] about his place on the pecking order, and [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} that tyrant]] is a waste of time. I suppose when you're done, you could visit [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu the page of a fellow member of my species]]. But since you're here...

** My biggest one is incompetence - the more incompetent you are, the lower you are on the pecking order.

** This doesn't apply to you, but since you asked, Goku's stupidity. Were it not for how endearing I find him, I would have assimilated him.

** I decided to just boot Vegeta off the tower and let him climb back up as opposed to doing something worse to him. Although I did let him drive himself insane in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
** I actually am getting along rather well with Dende.

I am [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Popo]]. Do not confuse me with the [[Anime/DragonBallZ other version of me]], I am also [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the one who you've probably been having visions of at night]]. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.

I am Popo. Do not confuse me with the [[Anime/DragonBallZ other version of me]], I am also [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant the one who you've probably been having visions of at night]]. I'm harmless...as long as you respect the Pecking Order. Or if I'm high. Or both.

Please remind [[SelfDemonstrating/Vegeta that Saiyan who isn't Goku]] about his place on the pecking order, and [[SelfDemonstrating/Freeza that tyrant]] is a waste of time. I suppose when you're done, you could visit [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu the page of a fellow member of my species]]. But since you're here...

* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou

* AdaptationalBadass: From what I've been told, in canon, I was able to fend off a young Goku after he killed King Piccolo and am strong enough to fend off young Trunks and Goten while they are in their super saiyan form. In actuality, I'm more powerful than Frieza. [[spoiler: And that's not even getting into what I did to Garlic Jr...]]. In fact, I probably could've handled the Androids in the
timeline Future Trunks comes from, but I decided that as long as they don't bother me, I shall not bother them. And it seems they're smart enough to know not to attempt a suicide mission.