History Roleplay / TheWorstPantheon

* WarGod: Elarya's God of War is manifested as two "brothers", [[AxeCrazy Corvlos]] and [[TheStrategist Stydion]].

* ApocalypseNot: Following the [[spoiler:Decimation]], after enough time Elarya had mostly recovered and civilization stronger than the ones previous were built. The setting effectively went from [[Franchise/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] to VideoGame/{{Fallout}} to WesternAnimation/AdventureTime within the span of only a few turns.

* Yandere: Sin-member Envy perceives anyone near Stydion, even his brother, as possible rivals and [[MurderTheHypotenuse acts accordingly]].

* ApocalypseNot: Following the [[spoiler:Decimation]], after enough time Elarya had mostly recovered and civilization stronger than the ones previous were built. The setting effectively went from [[Franchise/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] to VideoGame/Fallout to [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Adventure Time]] within the span of only a few turns.
* AWorldHalfFull: There is the potential for the Gods to fix Elarya, and in some parts they have, but they’ve also brought death and destruction. The setting teeters precariously towards an outright Crapsack World.
* BigGood: The Forgotten God, the only absolutely good and noble member of the pantheon, to the point Lord-Aetherius specifically designated him the non-evil DMPC. While he attempts to keep the Gods’ actions in check and give the people hope, his weakness causes him to go into hiding for the first few Arc Villains before he’s [[spoiler: apparently killed off permanently]].

* {{Foil}}: The Forgotton God and Mr. Smiley. Both have similar functions as enigmatic manipulators, activate on a smaller scale by mostly influencing mortals, and even share the alternate title of The Stranger. However, one is the Big Good, is able to counteract the other Gods, and has a Weaksauce Weakness, the other is The Corruptor, is explicitly the weakest of the Pantheon, but will only cease to exist if all conflict is gone.

* HunterOfMonsters: Krankle’s Reapers, who later become the Axis’ SS. They defend the survivors/the Axis from ghosts, demons, monsters, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] ComicStrip/Garfield.

* VillainTeamUp: The Seven Deadly Sins are an assembled group of inter-dimensional villains (and a giant UsefulNotes/Donald Trump) but are quickly defeated. Meryl seems to be attempting to form her own, recently.

* Yandere: Sin-member Envy perceives anyone near Stydion, even his brother, as possible rivals and [[MurderTheHypotenuse acts accordingly]]

* Abnormal Ammo: Azathoth and [[spoiler: his clones]] are armed with Monster Girl Launchers.
* Apocalypse Not: Following the [[spoiler:Decimation]], after enough time Elarya had mostly recovered and civilization stronger than the ones previous were built. The setting effectively went from [[Franchise/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] to VideoGame/Fallout to [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Adventure Time]] within the span of only a few turns.
* A World Half Full: There is the potential for the Gods to fix Elarya, and in some parts they have, but they’ve also brought death and destruction. The setting teeters precariously towards an outright Crapsack World.
* Big Good: The Forgotten God, the only absolutely good and noble member of the pantheon, to the point Lord-Aetherius specifically designated him the non-evil DMPC. While he attempts to keep the Gods’ actions in check and give the people hope, his weakness causes him to go into hiding for the first few Arc Villains before he’s [[spoiler: apparently killed off permanently]].
* Black Comedy: Krankle is basically the God of this, and [[spoiler:Azathoth]] also revels in this, though they are hardly the only factors.
* Blue and Orange Morality: How a fair number of the Gods act. To be fair, many of them are simply following their natural behaviors due to their domains, but some have ideologies outside of them, such as Krankle’s obsession with what he considers the natural order, and Inanis Aternitatis‘ trouble sympathizing with mortals.
* The Corruptor: Mr. Smiley, God of Drama and Conflict. Among his actions he has turned the Elves into A Nazi by any other Name, speed dissent amongst mortals, and like many of the Gods, played a role in [[spoiler:Felix’s]] start of darkness.
* Dating Catwoman: [[spoiler:Azathette]] is still just as deranged and dangerous as [[spoiler:Azathoth]], but has turned against her “siblings” and started dating Ludum.
* Did You Just Romance Cthulhu Ludum and [[spoiler:Azathette]] are going steady.
* Dragons are Divine: While normal dragons naturally exist on Elarya, both Zemrasil and the Sin of Pride [[spoiler:The Devil]] are dragons, and the Gods gave themselves creates new dragon species.
* Fantastic Racism: The Conclave is fairly racist towards the Axians.
* Foil: The Forgotton God and Mr. Smiley. Both have similar functions as enigmatic manipulators, activate on a smaller scale by mostly influencing mortals, and even share the alternate title of The Stranger. However, one is the Big Good, is able to counteract the other Gods, and has a Weaksauce Weakness, the other is The Corruptor, is explicitly the weakest of the Pantheon, but will only cease to exist if all conflict is gone.
* Greater Scope Villain: [[spoiler:The True Azathoth]]
* Hunter of Monsters: Krankle’s Reapers, who later become the Axis’ SS. They defend the survivors/the Axis from ghosts, demons, monsters, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] ComicStrip/Garfield.
* Immortal Breaker: The [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Numidium]] is capable of one-shotting the Gods if they are hit with its beams.
* Killed Off For Real: [[spoiler:The Forgotten God, all the Sins except Envy, Ludum, Felix, and Pavarti]]
* Monstrous Humanoid: Inanis Aternitatis’s followers, the Quiinpatella, are this.
* Murder Inc: Echidna’s cult, the Serpent’s Fang, are a former assassin’s guild now working under her to [[PreCrimeArrest kill mortals that would cause mass death]].
* Nominal Hero: The characters range from almost outright evil, to simply easily distractable and morally ambiguous.
* Politically Incorrect Villain: The Seven Kings, being inspired by Website/FourChan and its subcultures, are prone to this.
* Santabomination: Krankle, the God of Undeath and Carrion, [[TheGadfly inexplicably]] dresses up and acts as the Elaryan counterpart to Santa Claus.
* Seven Deadly Sins: [[spoiler:Azathoth]] summons a group of them as enemies for the Gods, however all but one are killed before the fight is over.
* Van Helsing Hate Crimes: The Axis, driven through [[FreudianExcuse years of experience of being attacked by monsters]], is rarely lenient when deploying the SS. It is known sympathetic monsters are subjected to the same treatment as genuine threats to the Axis, and innocent bystanders are sometimes the collateral of a hunt. Ironically, years of hybridization with various races have made Axians appear monstrous to the human Conclave, who are very racist towards them.
* Villain TeamUp: The Seven Deadly Sins are an assembled group of inter-dimensional villains (and a giant UsefulNotes/Donald Trump) but are quickly defeated. Meryl seems to be attempting to form her own, recently.
* War God: Elarya’s God of War is manifested as two “brothers”, [[AxeCrazy Corvlos]] and [[TheStrategist Stydion]].
* Woobie Destroyer of Worlds: [[spoiler:Felix]]. It’s really easy to see where he’s coming from, and why humanity might be disgruntled with all that the Gods have put them through.

Abnormal Ammo: Azathoth and [[spoiler: his clones]] are armed with Monster Girl Launchers.

Apocalypse Not: Following the [[spoiler:Decimation]], after enough time Elarya had mostly recovered and civilization stronger than the ones previous were built. The setting effectively went from [[Franchise/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] to VideoGame/Fallout to [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Adventure Time]] within the span of only a few turns.

A World Half Full: There is the potential for the Gods to fix Elarya, and in some parts they have, but they’ve also brought death and destruction. The setting teeters precariously towards an outright Crapsack World.

Big Good: The Forgotten God, the only absolutely good and noble member of the pantheon, to the point Lord-Aetherius specifically designated him the non-evil DMPC. While he attempts to keep the Gods’ actions in check and give the people hope, his weakness causes him to go into hiding for the first few Arc Villains before he’s [[spoiler: apparently killed off permanently]].

Black Comedy: Krankle is basically the God of this, and [[spoiler:Azathoth]] also revels in this, though they are hardly the only factors.

Blue and Orange Morality: How a fair number of the Gods act. To be fair, many of them are simply following their natural behaviors due to their domains, but some have ideologies outside of them, such as Krankle’s obsession with what he considers the natural order, and Inanis Aternitatis‘ trouble sympathizing with mortals.

Cast Full of Crazy

The Corruptor: Mr. Smiley, God of Drama and Conflict. Among his actions he has turned the Elves into A Nazi by any other Name, speed dissent amongst mortals, and like many of the Gods, played a role in [[spoiler:Felix’s]] start of darkness.

Dating Catwoman: [[spoiler:Azathette]] is still just as deranged and dangerous as [[spoiler:Azathoth]], but has turned against her “siblings” and started dating Ludum.

Did You Just Romance Cthulhu Ludum and [[spoiler:Azathette]] are going steady.

Dragons are Divine: While normal dragons naturally exist on Elarya, both Zemrasil and the Sin of Pride [[spoiler:The Devil]] are dragons, and the Gods gave themselves creates new dragon species.

Fantastic Racism: The Conclave is fairly racist towards the Axians.

Foil: The Forgotton God and Mr. Smiley. Both have similar functions as enigmatic manipulators, activate on a smaller scale by mostly influencing mortals, and even share the alternate title of The Stranger. However, one is the Big Good, is able to counteract the other Gods, and has a Weaksauce Weakness, the other is The Corruptor, is explicitly the weakest of the Pantheon, but will only cease to exist if all conflict is gone.

Greater Scope Villain: [[spoiler:The True Azathoth]]

Hunter of Monsters: Krankle’s Reapers, who later become the Axis’ SS. They defend the survivors/the Axis from ghosts, demons, monsters, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] ComicStrip/Garfield.

Immortal Breaker: The [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Numidium]] is capable of one-shotting the Gods if they are hit with its beams.

Killed Off For Real: [[spoiler:The Forgotten God, all the Sins except Envy, Ludum, Felix, and Pavarti]]

Monstrous Humanoid: Inanis Aternitatis’s followers, the Quiinpatella, are this.

Murder Inc: Echidna’s cult, the Serpent’s Fang, are a former assassin’s guild now working under her to [[PreCrimeArrest kill mortals that would cause mass death]].

Nominal Hero: The characters range from almost outright evil, to simply easily distractable and morally ambiguous.

Politically Incorrect Villain: The Seven Kings, being inspired by Website/FourChan and its subcultures, are prone to this.

Santabomination: Krankle, the God of Undeath and Carrion, [[TheGadfly inexplicably]] dresses up and acts as the Elaryan counterpart to Santa Claus.

Seven Deadly Sins: [[spoiler:Azathoth]] summons a group of them as enemies for the Gods, however all but one are killed before the fight is over.

Van Helsing Hate Crimes: The Axis, driven through [[FreudianExcuse years of experience of being attacked by monsters]], is rarely lenient when deploying the SS. It is known sympathetic monsters are subjected to the same treatment as genuine threats to the Axis, and innocent bystanders are sometimes the collateral of a hunt. Ironically, years of hybridization with various races have made Axians appear monstrous to the human Conclave, who are very racist towards them.

Villain TeamUp: The Seven Deadly Sins are an assembled group of inter-dimensional villains (and a giant UsefulNotes/Donald Trump) but are quickly defeated. Meryl seems to be attempting to form her own, recently.

War God: Elarya’s God of War is manifested as two “brothers”, [[AxeCrazy Corvlos]] and [[TheStrategist Stydion]].

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds: [[spoiler:Felix]]. It’s really easy to see where he’s coming from, and why humanity might be disgruntled with all that the Gods have put them through.

Yandere: Sin-member Envy perceives anyone near Stydion, even his brother, as possible rivals and [[MurderTheHypotenuse acts accordingly]]

The Worst Pantheon is a role play hosted on Website/SpaceBattles in which the players control deities. It was created by and GM’d by Lord-Aetherius, and ran from January to October 2019. The RP ended prematurely October 2019, and it was decided a sequel, Live and Reloaded, be moved to RP Nation. It takes place on a different world with a mostly new cast to avoid ContinuityLockout.

{{Abnormal Ammo}}: Azathoth and [[spoiler: his clones]] are armed with Monster Girl Launchers.

{{Apocalypse Not}}: Following the [[spoiler:Decimation]], after enough time Elarya had mostly recovered and civilization stronger than the ones previous were built. The setting effectively went from [[Franchise/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] to VideoGame/{{Fallout}} to [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Adventure Time]] within the span of only a few turns.

{{A World Half Full}}: There is the potential for the Gods to fix Elarya, and in some parts they have, but they’ve also brought death and destruction. The setting teeters precariously towards an outright {{Crapsack World}}.

{{Big Good}}: The Forgotten God, the only absolutely good and noble member of the pantheon, to the point Lord-Aetherius specifically designated him the non-evil DMPC. While he attempts to keep the Gods’ actions in check and give the people hope, his weakness causes him to go into hiding for the first few {{Arc Villain}}s before he’s [[spoiler: apparently killed off permanently]].

{{Black Comedy}}: Krankle is basically the God of this, and [[spoiler:Azathoth]] also revels in this, though they are hardly the only factors.

{{Blue and Orange Morality}}: How a fair number of the Gods act. To be fair, many of them are simply following their natural behaviors due to their domains, but some have ideologies outside of them, such as Krankle’s obsession with what he considers the natural order, and Inanis Aternitatis‘ trouble sympathizing with mortals.

{{Cast Full of Crazy}}

{{The Corruptor}}: Mr. Smiley, God of Drama and Conflict. Among his actions he has turned the Elves into {{A Nazi by any other Name}}, speed dissent amongst mortals, and like many of the Gods, played a role in [[spoiler:Felix’s]] {{start of darkness}}.

{{Dating Catwoman}}: [[spoiler:Azathette]] is still just as deranged and dangerous as [[spoiler:Azathoth]], but has turned against her “siblings” and started dating Ludum.

{{Did You Just Romance Cthulhu}} Ludum and [[spoiler:Azathette]] are going steady.

{{Dragons are Divine}}: While normal dragons naturally exist on Elarya, both Zemrasil and the Sin of Pride [[spoiler:{{The Devil}}]] are dragons, and the Gods gave themselves creates new dragon species.

{{Fantastic Racism}}: The Conclave is fairly racist towards the Axians.

{{Foil}}: The Forgotton God and Mr. Smiley. Both have similar functions as enigmatic manipulators, activate on a smaller scale by mostly influencing mortals, and even share the alternate title of The Stranger. However, one is the {{Big Good}}, is able to counteract the other Gods, and has a {{Weaksauce Weakness}}, the other is {{The Corruptor}}, is explicitly the weakest of the Pantheon, but will only cease to exist if all conflict is gone.

{{Greater Scope Villain}}: [[spoiler:The True Azathoth]]

{{Hunter of Monsters}}: Krankle’s Reapers, who later become the Axis’ SS. They defend the survivors/the Axis from ghosts, demons, monsters, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and]] ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.

{{Immortal Breaker}}: The [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Numidium]] is capable of one-shotting the Gods if they are hit with its beams.

{{Killed Off For Real}}: [[spoiler:The Forgotten God, all the Sins except Envy, Ludum, Felix, and Pavarti]]

{{Monstrous Humanoid}}: Inanis Aternitatis’s followers, the Quiinpatella, are this.

{{Murder Inc}}: Echidna’s cult, the Serpent’s Fang, are a former assassin’s guild now working under her to [[PreCrimeArrest kill mortals that would cause mass death]].

{{Nominal Hero}}: The characters range from almost outright evil, to simply easily distractable and morally ambiguous.

{{Politically Incorrect Villain}}: The Seven Kings, being inspired by Website/FourChan and its subcultures, are prone to this.

{{Santabomination}}: Krankle, the God of Undeath and Carrion, [[TheGadfly inexplicably]] dresses up and acts as the Elaryan counterpart to Santa Claus.

{{Seven Deadly Sins}}: [[spoiler:Azathoth]] summons a group of them as enemies for the Gods, however all but one are killed before the fight is over.

{{Van Helsing Hate Crimes}}: The Axis, driven through [[FreudianExcuse years of experience of being attacked by monsters]], is rarely lenient when deploying the SS. It is known sympathetic monsters are subjected to the same treatment as genuine threats to the Axis, and innocent bystanders are sometimes the collateral of a hunt. Ironically, years of hybridization with various races have made Axians appear monstrous to the human Conclave, who are very racist towards them.

{{Villain TeamUp}}: The Seven Deadly Sins are an assembled group of inter-dimensional villains (and a giant UsefulNotes/{{Donald Trump}}) but are quickly defeated. Meryl seems to be attempting to form her own, recently.

{{War God}}: Elarya’s God of War is manifested as two “brothers”, [[AxeCrazy Corvlos]] and [[TheStrategist Stydion]].

{{Woobie Destroyer of Worlds}}: [[spoiler:Felix]]. It’s really easy to see where he’s coming from, and why humanity might be disgruntled with all that the Gods have put them through.

{{Yandere}}: Sin-member Envy perceives anyone near Stydion, even his brother, as possible rivals and [[MurderTheHypotenuse acts accordingly]]

The Worst Pantheon is a role play hosted on Website/SpaceBattles in which the players control deities. It is created by and GM’d by Lord-Aetherius, and has been running since January 2019.

And that’s all before [[ApocalypseHow the world gets nuked]] and the accidental establishment of a mutant race of[[ThoseWackyNazis the third Reich]]. Yeah, it’s that kind of RP.

The RP ended prematurely October 2019, and it was decided a sequel, Live and Reloaded, be moved to RPNation. It takes place on a different world with a mostly new cast to avoid ContinuityLockout.

And that’s all before [[ApocalypseHow the world gets nuked]] and the establishment of [[ThoseWackyNazis the third Reich]]. Yeah, it’s that kind of RP.

A Complete History of the Worst Pantheon:

* Disclaimer: This is just a list of the gods' actions per cycle.

First News Cycle:

R.O.B. throws the first eleven gods at the planet. Two moons are made, the Sun screams now, Stydion gifts their followers cybernetic technologies, a chicken turns into a Dakotaraptor, and the raptor's throat gets ripped out. A palace is built, a thunder raven is summoned, the raptor is resurrected and duplicated. Krankle resurrects the dead and establishes 'killer klouns'. The palace receives the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Basketball is invented, platypi are created. The documents are found and destroyed, a quest to conquer a challenge begins, and that's the first cycle.

R.O.B. throws the first eleven gods at the planet. Lord Nyx creates two moons, Corvlos makes the Sun scream, Stydion gifts their followers cybernetic technologies, Parvati transforms a chicken into a Dakotaraptor, the Forgotten God rips out the raptor's throat out, killing it. Rexurbs builds a palace for himself, Lodos summons a thunder raven, Phage resurrects the raptor and creates more of them. Krankle resurrects the dead and establishes 'killer klouns'. The Forgotten God continues his quest of good, giving Rexurb's palace the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Ludum invents basketball, Eeve E creates the first platypus. Rexurbs finds the documents and destroys them, Lodos goes on a quest to conquer a challenge, whatever that might be. And that's the first cycle.

R.O.B. throws the first eleven gods at the planet. Lord Nyx creates two moons, Corvlos makes the Sun scream, Stydion gifts their followers cybernetic technologies, Parvati transforms a chicken into a Dakotaraptor, the Forgotten God rips out the raptor's throat out, killing it. Rexurbs builds a palace for himself, Lodos summons a thunder raven, Phage resurrects the raptor and creates more of them. Krankle resurrects the dead and establishes 'killer klouns'. The Forgotten God continues his quest, giving Rexurb's palace the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Ludum invents basketball, Eeve E turns a beaver into the first platypus, a taxonomist's nightmare. Rexurbs finds the documents and destroys them, swearing revenge to whoever put them there. Lodos goes on a quest to conquer a challenge, whatever that might be. And that's the first cycle.

First Cycle:

We begin in the establishment of the first batch of gods as R.O.B. throws eleven of them at Elarya. They soon get to work at their jobs to make Elarya interesting. Lord Nyx creates two moons for the planet while Corvlos makes the Sun scream and Stydion gifts their followers cybernetic technologies. Parvati though decides that a chicken should turn into a Dakotaraptor and create more of itself. Circumventing that the Forgotten God rips out the raptor's throat out, killing it. Rexurbs built a fine earthen palace for himself and sat on a throne. Lodos just summons a thunder raven bringing in the Storm, Phage resurrected the raptor and created more of them but they were all different from Parvati's. Krankle was off somewhere resurrecting the dead and establishing 'killer klouns'. The Forgotten God continues his quest to make sure the world doesn't be destroyed, giving Rexurb's palace the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Ludum invents basketball and Eeve E turns a beaver into the first platypus, a taxonomist's nightmare. Rexurbs finds the documents and destroys them, swearing revenge to whoever put them there. Lodos goes on a quest to conquer a challenge, whatever that might be. Thus the first cycle ends.

{{Dating Catwoman}}: [[spoiler:Azathette]] is still just as deranged and danagerous as [[spoiler:Azathoth]], but has turned against her “siblings” and started dating Ludum.

{{Politically Incorrect Villain}}: The Seven Kings, being inspired by Website/{{4chan}} and its subcultures, are prone to this.

{{Van Helsing Hate Crimes}}: The Axis, driven through [[Freudian Excuse years of experience of being attacked by monsters]], is rarely lenient when deploying the SS. It is known sympathetic monsters are subjected to the same treatment as genuine threats to the Axis, and innocent bystanders are sometimes the collateral of a hunt. Ironically, years of hybridization with various races have made Axians appear monstrous to the human Conclave, who are very racist towards them.

{{Fantastic Racism}#: The Conclave is fairly racist towards the Axians.

{{War God}}: Elarya’s God of War is manifested as two “brothers”, {{AxeCrazy Corvlos]] and [[TheStrategist Stydion]].