History Recap / TheSilverscaleArenaS2E16October2022

-'''Team 5 (Tosin):''' [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} Madama Butterfly]], [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis Nemesis]], [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]], and [[Film/TheThing1982 The Thing]].

* EatTheDog: Stola witnesses Pennywise drag a dog into a storm drain to eat it.

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLiketheOthers: When describing what happened to Millie following the death of most of her family, the last thing mentioned is that her sister Sallie May ate all of the snacks during her stay.

-'''Team 1 (Baskerra Hellmane):''' A [[Film/HighPlainsInvaders High Plains Invader]], [[Film/{{Nope}} Jean Jacket]], Film/ArtTheClown, and [[VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans Crypto]].

-'''Team 1 (Baskerra Hellmane)''': A [[Film/HighPlainsInvaders High Plains Invader]], [[Film/{{Nope}} Jean Jacket]], Film/ArtTheClown, and [[VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans Crypto]].

-'''Team 2 (Eboness the Eternal)''': [[VideoGame/EldenRing Blaidd]], the Film/{{Sabretooth}}, Film/TheCar, and [[Film/TheHouseByTheCemetery Dr. Freudstein]].

-'''Team 3 (A Fan)''': [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona]].

-'''Team 4 (Anon)''': [[WebVideo/TheMonumentMythos The D-Day Knight]], [[VideoGame/CultOfTheLamb Lamby]], The Visitor ([=ZeBlackBallD=] OC), and [[VisualNovel/SuckerForLove Nyanlathotep]].

-'''Team 5 (Tosin)''': [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} Madama Butterfly]], [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis Nemesis]], [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]], and [[Film/TheThing1982 The Thing]].

-'''Team 6 (Sssmantha)''': A [[VideoGame/{{Destiny}} Hive Knight, K'Shar (Fallen OC), a fake Scorn member, and Empress Caiatl]].

-'''Team 7 (Garrett Emerson)''': [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear REX]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Ifrit]], a [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 T-Virus Alligator]], and a [[Franchise/SilentHill Humpbacked Nurse]].

-'''Team 8 (Hypermax)''': [[Franchise/HowToTrainYourDragon Night Fury, Light Fury, Storm Cutter, and Deadly Nadder]].

-'''Team 9 (Kamis-Closet)''': [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter Rathalos Dude, Azuros Dude, Fem-Diablos, and a Gowngoat]].

-'''Team 10 (Wolfe O Donnell)''': [[Franchise/MyHeroAcademia Nomu]], Film/{{L|eprechaun}}ubdan, [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise]], and [[Manga/DragonBall Imperfect Cell]].

-'''Team 11 (Emerald Coal)''': [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Toriel]], [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Renamon]], [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Stola]], and [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaBreathOfTheWild Kass]].

-'''Team 12 (Cassandra Blake)''': [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead]], [[Film/HorrorOfDracula Dracula]], [[Film/ScoobyDoo2002 Luna Ghost]], and [[Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon Gillman]].

* WhoWritesThisCrap: Art, having witness Lubdan get eaten by a Cock Demon, [[AsideGlance turns to the writer]], with a look that’s described as 'I'm the one who slaughters college girls in brutal ways and [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'M in disbelief that you wrote that]].'

* AccidentalMurder: When Crypto's looking away from Pennywise's Deadlights, it screws up his aim with the beam he fired accidentally going through [[BoomHeadshot Madama Butterfly's head]].

* AgonyOfTheFeet: During Loona's breakdown, she tries to kick a metal pipe, only to hurt her foot when the pipe doesn’t budge.

* AtLeastIAdmitIt: As Vortex chews out Loona for only liking him for his muscles, he says that he hangs out with [[HornyDevils superficial sex maniacs]], but at least they’re honest about it.

* BackFromTheDead: I.M.P.’s goal is to use the wish to revive Millie's family. Despite the plan almost failing instantly with most of them getting slaughtered before the end of the first day, Loona manages to win and is able to revive them with the wish.

* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: A mini-wish falls upon the Nomu while it's fighting the Fem-Diablos, who’s only caring about crushing the Fem-Diablos at the moment. Its thought gets turned into a giant anvil that tries to crush the Fem-Diablos. Unfortunately it burrows underground to escape while the Nomu gets crushed instead. It survives, but is left trapped for a long time.
* BigDamnHeroes: Blaidd, who inadvertently rescues the remaining I.M.P. members from the Fake Scorn member and The Thing in chapter 1, and then he along with the Night Fury saves Loona in the nick of time when she’s swarmed by Lickers in chapter 2.

* BreakThemByTalking: Vortex's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech speech]] to Loona in their failed date leaves her speechless and, eventually, a crying mess. It’s also what causes Loona to actually try changing her personality for the better.

** After Kass deals with an Eliminator that tried to attack him from behind, he states that he may have [[Recap/TheSilverscaleArenaS1E9August2021 given his body to a Cyberdemon]], but that doesn’t mean he lost his strength.
* CarFu: Crypto gets rammed by The Car in chapter two after his psychic powers fail to stop it and it happens to him again and the Gillman in the following chapter.

* ContinuityNod: I.M.P.'s participation in this episode comes from wanting to revive Millie's family after most of them were killed in [[Recap/TheSilverscaleArenaS2E12TheMonsterThatChallengedHell 'The Monster that Challenged Hell']].
** The crux of Loona's flashback comes from Vortex and Mrs. Mayberry taking a temporary 'break' on their relationship.
** During Loona's breakdown to Blaidd, she rants that she's failed the Arena four times already.

** During Loona, Blaidd, and the Night Fury's fight with Nomu, Loona forces the creature up by lodging her hook into his eye.

* KilledOffscreen: The stormcutter, who gets shredded apart by Crimson Heads during the middle of the first night.

* NoJustNoReaction: The narration gives this as the reason why it’s not going into detail about Dr. Freudstein trying to masturbate.

* ContinuityNod: I.M.P.'s participation in this episode comes from wanting to revive Millie’s family after most of them were killed in [[Recap/TheSilverscaleArenaS2E12TheMonsterThatChallengedHell 'The Monster that Challenged Hell']].
** The crux of Loona’s flashback comes from Vortex and Mrs. Mayberry taking a temporary 'break' on their relationship.

** While Blaidd’s fighting the Rathalos, he activates the runes on his sword, which launches ice into one of his eyes.

* AccidentalMurder: When Crypto's looking away from Pennywise’s Deadlights, it screws up his aim with the beam he fired accidentally going through [[BoomHeadshot Madama Butterfly's head]].

--->'''Loona''': "I’ve spent so much time organizing this date! Why are you acting like this? Do…do you not like me? Tell me the truth!"\\
'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter! And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more. And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum! But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low! Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn't give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

* TwitchyEye: Loona's right eye twitches while trying to tell Blaidd that [[BlatantLies she is totally cool and that everything’s fine]] in chapter 3.

-'''Team 10 (Wolfe O Donnell)''': [[Franchise/MyHeroAcademia Nomu]], [[Film/{{Leprechaun}} Lubdan]], [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise]], and [[Manga/DragonBall Imperfect Cell]].

-'''Team 6 (Sssmantha)''': A [[VideoGame/{{Destiny}} Hive Knight, K’Shar (Fallen OC), a fake Scorn member, and Empress Caiatl]].

* ReducedToDust: Dracula after a Licker's tongue skewers and kills him. The same happens to Imperfect Cell and Millie after being hit with Dr. Freudstein's [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrothers Final Smash]].

** In the beginning of the climax of the Arena, Crypto lifts up Racoon City to show off his powers. And at the end of the fight Loona kicks him off the city and onto the crater of where it once stood, the Furon couldn’t keep it afloat anymore and it lands back down...[[ColonyDrop right on top of him]].

* IncrediblyLamePun: Toriel’s PreasskickingOneLiner to the Stinger in chapter 4:
--->'''Toriel''': "I hate violence...but there are sometimes when [[MartialPacifist even pacifists have become]] [[{{Pun}} paci-fists]]!"

* JokeCharacter: The Fake Scorn member, who only gets one line, then is one of the only two to die during the Bloodbath, and is only brought up one more time to be mocked by Caiatl who claims that he wouldn't have lasted a full minute in the bedroom. [[LethalJokeCharacter he does cause the only other death in the Bloodbath]] by shooting Blitz in the head however.

* KickTheSonOfABitch: Madama Butterfly in the second chapter treats The Car like a toy car; catching it, dropping it, watch it try to roll away, then repeats the process until she gets bored of it. This would be cruel...had the vehicle not been a demon-possessed car that terrorized a small town in his movie.

** Art, knowing he’d stand no chance against Pyramid Head, [[SuperWindowJump jumps out of a window]] to escape. It works, but leaves him with a broken body.

* ImpaledWithExtremeprejudice: When Dracula tries to escape in his bat from the Lickers, one of their tongues implies his body, effectively staking him.

* LackOfEmpathy: In Vortex's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech speech]] to Loona, he tells her he had to console a crying Millie after Loona told her to ‘get over it’.

* NonSequiturThud: After Loona gets hit by a [[CarFu car thrown at her]], Blaidd asks if she’s okay, she replies back "No Blitz...I don’t wanna wear the hotdog costume..." before passing out.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: We don’t see the fight between Crypto and Ifrit in the sixth chapter, but by the time all the remaining survivors converge at the end of the chapter, Crypto shows up with [[OffwithHisHead Ifrit’s head]].

** Crypto has a rapid-fire version of this when Loona uses Blaidd’s sword to bisect through is Zap-O-Matic.

--->'''Loona''': "Funny. I was going to tell you the same thing. That was me being merciful...but you forgot one little detail...I’ve come too far to just back down like a pussy. No...I'm gonna show you how much of a BITCH I can be!"

'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter! And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more. And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum! But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low! Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Pennywise runs into some skeletons, he runs away since according to him they’re his [[AchillesHeel one weakness]] by dancing away from them until he’s able to reach a drain.

* ShoutOut: Blitz’s last words before falling over dead is "[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Ah, crapbaskets]]."

* TakingTheBullet: When Crypto fires a blast from his Zap-O-Matic to speed up Loona’s death in the final battle, the Night Fury protects her by lunging in front of it and taking the blast, being fried by it.

* TemptingFate: As Renamon cuddles with Toriel in chapter 3, she's put at ease thinking that Kass is out here nabbing supplies. The next paragraph revealed that Kass is [[EatenAlive Kass is not fine at all]].

* ThisCannotBe: Caiatl expresses shock when K’Shar’s bullets don’t work on the Hive Knight.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Caiatl, upon seeing the Metal Gear REX’s rail gun blast and missiles aimed in her direction, groans "Oh, by the ancestors..." moments before she’s destroyed by them.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Crypto asks this when he’s wondering how he ended up in the Arena.

* YourHeadAsplode: During the final battle, Crypto uses his BBB rays to try and make Loona and Blaidd’s heads explode. Loona is barely able to survive it but Blaidd isn’t so lucky.

* AccidentalMurder: When Crypto's looking away from Pennywise’s Deadlights, it screws up his aim with the beam he fired accidentally going through [[BoomHeadshot her head]].
* AdaptationRelationshipOverhaul: Toriel and sans are revealed to be dating in this episode.

* AtLeastIAdmitIt: As Vortex chews out Loona for only liking him for his muscles, he says that he hangs out with superficial sex maniacs, but at least they’re honest about it.

* BodyHorror: When Crypto fires his Zap-O-Matic at Pyramid Head and Pennyise as another mutation occurs, his beam causes the two of them to distort their bodies into one horrific mishmash. It doesn't last long as Crypto kills them seconds later.

* BreakThemByTalking: Vortex's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech speech]] to Loona in their failed date leaves her speechless, leaving her a crying mess. It’s also what causes Loona to actually try changing her personality for the better.

** After killing Dr. Freudstein, Crypto telekinetically throws a car at Loona. He does it to her again in the final battle. Loona pays him back for this by throwing The Car at Crypto in the final battle.

* ContinuityNod: I.M.P.'s participation in this episode comes from wanting to revive Millie’s family after most of them were killed in Recap/TheSilverscaleArenaS2E12TheMonsterThatChallengedHell.

* {{Foreshadowing}}: Loona calling Blitz her dad and NOT trying to correct herself afterward gives a hint towards Loona's [[TookALevelInKindness character arc]] in the episode.

** In the beginning of the climax of the Arena, Crypto lifts up Racoon City to show off his powers. And at the end of the fight Loona kicks him off the city and onto the crater of where it once stood, the Furon couldn’t keep it afloat anymore and it lands back down…[[ColonyDrop right on top of him]].

--->'''Toriel''': "I hate violence…but there are sometimes when [[MartialPacifist even pacifists have become paci-fists]]!"

* InformedAttribute: What Millie's [[TookALevelinCynic personality changes]] she had after the Mokushiroku incident amounts to since Millie doesn't get much time to show it as she doesn't make it past the first day.

* KickTheDog: Madama Butterfly in the second chapter treats The Car like a toy car; catching it, dropping it, watch it try to roll away, then repeats the process until she gets bored of it.

* RageQuit: When Nyanlathotep is unable to free herself from a giant spiderweb and is about to be eaten by The Thing, she yells at The Thing to fuck off before poofing away, quiting the game.

* TookALevelInKindness: After a date with Votrex goes horribly wrong where he uses it to [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech viciously call out Loona for how she treats people]], Loona starts actively trying to adjust her behavior for the better.

** As Loona's explaining to Blaidd that she needs a wish to come true, she explains that it’s for a friend, before quicking changing 'friend' to coworker.

'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter! And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more. And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum!]
But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low! Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

* AcendedExtra: Pinhead, after making a cameo of the 11th episode where he takes Kurama with him, participates as an actual contestant this time.

'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter!
--->And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more.
--->And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum!]
--->But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low!]
--->Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

-'''Team 12 (Cassandra Blake)''': [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead]] [[Film/HorrorOfDracula Dracula]], [[Film/ScoobyDoo2002 Luna Ghost]], and [[Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon Gillman]].

--->'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter!\\

And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum!\\
--->But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low!\\
Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more.

But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low!\\

--->'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter!

And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum!
But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low!

'''Your Winner''': [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Loona]] ( A Fan's pick)

'''Loona''': "Funny. I was going to tell you the same thing. That was me being merciful...but you forgot one little detail...I’ve come too far to just back down like a pussy. No...I'm gonna show you how much of a BITCH I can be!"

'''Loona''': "I’ve spent so much time organizing this date! Why are you acting like this? Do…do you not like me? Tell me the truth!"\\
'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you’re probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter! And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more. And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum! But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low! Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\