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'''Film''': ''Film/JurassicPark'' ''Film/{{Jurassic Park|1993}}'' (1993)
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---> '''Critic!Gennaro (as the T-Rex is eating him)''': "I'M SORRY I EVER TOOK YOU UP AS A CLIENT!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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---> '''Critic!Gennaro '''Critic Gennaro (as the T-Rex is eating him)''': "I'M SORRY I EVER TOOK YOU UP AS A CLIENT!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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* {{Leitmotif}}: The T-Rex gets, approximately enough, the "I'm a motherfucking T-Rex" song. The leitmotif reappears through all the reviews up to ''World''.
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* Main/FilkSong: The original "Motherfucking T-Rex" rap LeitMotif (for, obviously, the T. Rex). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_aZQ4F5vU extended version]], however, is about a T-Rex living in the modern day and his way to fix everything that annoys him, which is eating the annoyance.
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"I SHIT ZOMBIES!"
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The Critic mentions a couple of ways that the handling of the raptor on the opening scene could have gone better: by hoisting the raptor crate higher and dropping the raptor in or by applying tranquilizers (and then cutting to a sketch with Jurassic Park employees trying to do just that, only to find out the hard way that [[NoSell Raptors]] [[SuperReflexes can catch]] [[BulletCatch tranq darts in mid-flight]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and toss them back with accuracy]]).
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The Critic mentions a couple of ways that the handling of the raptor on the opening scene could have gone better: by hoisting the raptor crate higher and dropping the raptor in or by applying tranquilizers (and then cutting to a sketch with Jurassic Park employees trying to do just that, only to find out the hard way that [[NoSell Raptors]] [[SuperReflexes can catch]] [[BulletCatch tranq darts in mid-flight]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and toss them back with accuracy]]).accuracy]]).
* TestosteronePoisoning: Well, more like Estrogen Poisoning in this case, but it's got the same effect. The ''T. rex'''s roars are all translated into the most ridiculously over-the-top boasts of how utterly badass she is.
-->"CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG!" \\
"MY OVARIES ARE CHAINSAWS!" \\
"I SHIT ZOMBIES!"
* TestosteronePoisoning: Well, more like Estrogen Poisoning in this case, but it's got the same effect. The ''T. rex'''s roars are all translated into the most ridiculously over-the-top boasts of how utterly badass she is.
-->"CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BUTT PLUG!" \\
"MY OVARIES ARE CHAINSAWS!" \\
"I SHIT ZOMBIES!"
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* EnsembleDarkhorse: For The Critic, it is most definitely the ''TyrannosaurusRex''.
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* EnsembleDarkhorse: For The Critic, it is most definitely the ''TyrannosaurusRex''.''Tyrannosaurus rex''.
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* EarWorm: Acknowledged InUniverse:
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* EarWorm: Acknowledged InUniverse::
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* BiasSteamroller: PlayedForLaughs: a RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension). Inverted ''big time'' with the T-Rex.
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* BiasSteamroller: PlayedForLaughs: a RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum Creator/JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension). Inverted ''big time'' with the T-Rex.
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* SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe examples lampshaded by the Critic. He mocks the fact that the strings on the ''Dilophosaurus''' cowl are visible for a brief moment (while snarking that he [[NightmareRetardant "ruined that scene forever"]] for his audience), then comments that the treetop ''Brachiosaurus'' head looked like "a giant expensive sock puppet". Humorously enough, a look at the behind the scenes images of that effect reveals that it kind of ''was'' a giant expensive sock puppet.
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-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?'''
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-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?''' dinosaur!?'''
* InformedAbility: The Critic points out that despite all of the talk about how intelligent the raptors are, they were easily outsmarted by ''two small children''.
* InformedAbility: The Critic points out that despite all of the talk about how intelligent the raptors are, they were easily outsmarted by ''two small children''.
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-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors (clip of) Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?'''
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-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors (clip of) Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?'''
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* ImprobableAimingSkills: Inverted. The Critic is absolutely baffled when Grant tries to shoot a Velociraptor only for his bullets to miss every time.
-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors (clip of) Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?'''
-->'''NC:''' What, are raptors (clip of) Agents from The Matrix? '''How the hell can you miss four times hitting a dinosaur!?'''
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The Critic mentions a couple of ways that the handling of the raptor on the opening scene could have gone better: by hoisting the raptor crate higher and dropping the raptor in or by applying tranquilizers (and then cutting to a sketch with Jurassic Park employees trying to do just that, only to find out the hard way that [[SuperReflexes Raptors can catch tranq darts in flight and toss them back with accuracy]]).
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The Critic mentions a couple of ways that the handling of the raptor on the opening scene could have gone better: by hoisting the raptor crate higher and dropping the raptor in or by applying tranquilizers (and then cutting to a sketch with Jurassic Park employees trying to do just that, only to find out the hard way that [[NoSell Raptors]] [[SuperReflexes Raptors can catch catch]] [[BulletCatch tranq darts in flight mid-flight]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and toss them back with accuracy]]).
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** The RunningGag of cutting back to the earlier scene of Hammond saying that he "spared no expense" on the park after the Critic just pointed out that something bad that just happened is the result of someone being very cheap (and/or stupid) and thus overlooked a potential danger to the people in the park.
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* FlikSong: The original "Motherfucking T-Rex" rap LeitMotif (for, obviously, the T. Rex). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_aZQ4F5vU extended version]], however, is about a T-Rex living in the modern day and his way to fix everything that annoys him, which is eating the annoyance.
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* FlikSong: Main/FilkSong: The original "Motherfucking T-Rex" rap LeitMotif (for, obviously, the T. Rex). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_aZQ4F5vU extended version]], however, is about a T-Rex living in the modern day and his way to fix everything that annoys him, which is eating the annoyance.
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* BiasSteamroller: PlayedforLaughs: a RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension). Inverted ''big time'' with the T-Rex.
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* BiasSteamroller: PlayedforLaughs: PlayedForLaughs: a RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension). Inverted ''big time'' with the T-Rex.
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* BiasSteamroller: A RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension).
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---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the In-Gen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
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---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the In-Gen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg sooo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or oooooorrr 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
** Also the ''Boom-whaaaaa!" and "woo-woo-woo" of the film's opening credits, acknowledged at the beginning of the review.
** Also the ''Boom-whaaaaa!" and "woo-woo-woo" of the film's opening credits, acknowledged at the beginning of the review.
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* RunningGag: "Spared ''no'' expense."
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* RunningGag: "Spared ''no'' expense."" Shown whenever the Critic points out an obvious stupid flaw on the park's design.
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---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the InGen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
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---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the InGen In-Gen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
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* BiasSteamroller: A RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension).
* EnsembleDarkhorse: For The Critic, it is most definitely the ''TyrannosaurusRex''.
* FlikSong: The original "Motherfucking T-Rex" rap LeitMotif (for, obviously, the T. Rex). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_aZQ4F5vU extended version]], however, is about a T-Rex living in the modern day and his way to fix everything that annoys him, which is eating the annoyance.
* FunWithSubtitles: The "translation" of the roars of the T-Rex are pretty ''insane'' [[BadassBoast Badass Boasts]] ("I bleed nightmares!" "I shit zombies!", "I am older than Jesus!", etc).
* FlikSong: The original "Motherfucking T-Rex" rap LeitMotif (for, obviously, the T. Rex). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_aZQ4F5vU extended version]], however, is about a T-Rex living in the modern day and his way to fix everything that annoys him, which is eating the annoyance.
* FunWithSubtitles: The "translation" of the roars of the T-Rex are pretty ''insane'' [[BadassBoast Badass Boasts]] ("I bleed nightmares!" "I shit zombies!", "I am older than Jesus!", etc).
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* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The Critic mentions a couple of ways that the handling of the raptor on the opening scene could have gone better: by hoisting the raptor crate higher and
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* EarWorm: Acknowledged InUniverse:
---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the InGen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
---> '''Critic''' (singing along to the "Jurassic Park" theme, as the InGen helicopter approaches Isla Nublar): Gooooddd luuucckkk ge~ttiiiinnng this theme solo~nngg out of your heeeaaaddd! It will be in your brain for weeks or 'till you're deeaaaa~eaaaaaaddddd!
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** Spielberg's spotlight fetish.
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** Spielberg's spotlight fetish.fetish.
* SteamrollerBias: A RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension).
* SteamrollerBias: A RunningGag throughout his reviews of this movie and ''The Lost World'' is his absolute ''loathing'' of JeffGoldblum (and Ian Malcolm by extension).
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---> '''John Hammond (when the group arrives to the island)''': In 48 hours, I'll be getting ''your'' ([[AmoralAttorney Donald Gennaro's]]) apology.
---> '''Critic!Gennaro (as the T-Rex is eating him)''': "I'M SORRY I EVER TOOK YOU UP AS A CLIENT!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
---> '''John Hammond (when the group arrives to the island)''': In 48 hours, I'll be getting ''your'' ([[AmoralAttorney Donald Gennaro's]]) apology.
---> '''Critic!Gennaro (as the T-Rex is eating him)''': "I'M SORRY I EVER TOOK YOU UP AS A CLIENT!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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'''Release''': May 14, 2013
'''Film''': ''Film/JurassicPark'' (1993)
'''Film''': ''Film/JurassicPark'' (1993)
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** "I'm THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!!!"T-REX!!!"
** Spielberg's spotlight fetish.
** Spielberg's spotlight fetish.
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* RunningGag: "Spared ''no'' expense.""
** "I'm THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!!!"
** "I'm THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX!!!"
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YMMV, and that was movie\'s credit, not his.
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* CrowningMomentOfAwesome - Anything involving the T-Rex
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