History Recap / StrongBadEmailE91Caffeine

->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho! Devilish laugh... Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro!

** Both times, and unseen audience gives a very loud {{GASP}} at both revelations, before Strong Sad refutes him.

* IntoxicationEnsues: Strong Bad begins acting hyperactive and paranoid after Strong Bad spikes his orange juice with decaffeinated coffee.

->'''Strong Bad:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: (''imitates a MetalScream'') E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!

Justin from "Murfreesboro, VideoGame/{{Tekken}}" thinks Strong Bad should liven up his life with the annoying Strong Sad by slipping him some caffeine.

The effects of even trace amounts of caffeine are quickly obvious on Strong Sad: he becomes a lot more talkative and a lot less coherent ("I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"), gains a twitch in his eye, attempts to communicate with The Cheat, and becomes oddly obsessed with "wood-davers". He also gains the power to hang from the ceiling of the TV room somehow and weird out Strong Mad.

->'''Homestar:''' For my project, I opted to use more social studies...a-than science.\\
'''Audience:''' Yes, I see! Impressive! (''vaguely positive chatter'')

Justin from "Murfreesboro, VideoGame/{{Tekken}}" thinks Strong Bad should liven up his life with Strong Sad by slipping him some caffeine.

'''Strong Sad:''' (''offscreen'') That's not true either!

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The effects of even trace amounts of caffeine are quickly obvious on Strong Sad: he becomes a lot more talkative and a lot less coherent ("I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"), gains a twitch in his eye, and becomes oddly obsessed with "wood-davers". He also gains the power to hang from the ceiling of the TV room somehow and weird out Strong Mad.

Justin from Murfreesboro thinks Strong Bad should liven up his life with Strong Sad by slipping him some caffeine.

** During a conversation with Strong Mad, Strong Sad randomly blurts out the word "Parakeet", which Strong Mad seems to find shocking. "DID YOU JUST SAY 'PARAKEET'?!"

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho! Devilish laugh... Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro!

-->'''Strong Bad:''' So, I figure I just drop a couple of heaping spoonfuls of Sanka into Strong Sad's orange juice, and collect the ensuing data. I'll definitely get first place. And who knows? I might even win me a Noble Peacie Prize...

-->'''Strong Bad:''' In the final stages, the subject became erratic, violent, and really funny to watch.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' At this point, the test subject...was dead. (''gasp from the audience'')\\

-->"Oh-ho-ho-hooo...devilish laugh..."

The effects of even trace amounts of caffeine are quickly obvious on Strong Sad: he becomes a lot more talkative and a lot less coherent ("I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"), gains an eye tic, and becomes oddly obsessed with "wood-davers". He also gains the power to hang from the ceiling of the TV room somehow and weird out Strong Mad.

* ForScience: Strong Bad's justification for spiking Strong Sad's orange juice with Sanka.

** "In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro!"
** "Wood-davers"
** "Parakeet!" "DID YOU JUST SAY 'PARAKEET'?!"

** Caffeinated Strong Sad keeps making references to "Wood-davers"; judging from the description, they're what Strong Sad calls those bird feeders made from pine cones covered in peanut butter and bird-seed.

* TwitchyEye: Another side-effect of the caffeine.
* WordSalad: A third caffeine side-effect: much of Strong Sad's dialogue becomes this.

The effects of "a few heaping spoonfuls" of decaf are quickly obvious on Strong Sad: he becomes a lot more talkative and a lot less coherent ("I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"), gains an eye tic, and becomes oddly obsessed with "wood-davers". He also gains the power to hang from the ceiling of the TV room somehow and weird out Strong Mad.

* NoodleImplements: "Wood-davers"; judging from the description, they're what Strong Sad calls those bird feeders made from pine cones covered in peanut butter and bird-seed.

* GRatedDrug: Caffeine.

* MotorMouth: Strong Sad on caffeine.

-->'''Strong Sad:''' I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I'll run you over in football, run you down the field like a clown!

** "In addition to the cut of your jib, I like the name of your town. Murfreesboro!"

* KlatchianCoffee: Ironically, Strong Bad achieves this effect by putting Sanka (which is ''decaf'', and therefore has almost ''no'' caffeine in it) into Strong Sad's orange juice, and yet it still makes Strong Sad crazy-hyperactive. He ''did'' put "several heaping spoonfuls" into it...

Strong Bad is asked to slip Strong Sad some caffeine, which he is all too eager to do in the name of science...

* InherentlyFunnyWords: "In addition to the cut of your jib, I like the name of your town. Murfreesboro, Murfreesboro!"

--> ''I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!''

* WordSalad: A third caffeine side-effect: much of Strong Sad's dialogue becomes this.

* WordSalad: Much of Strong Sad's dialogue while under the effects of caffeine.

* BlatantLies: Strong Bad concludes his presentation by claiming that Strong Sad died and that he was adopted, which are immediately refuted by Strong Sad.

* {{Pyromaniac}}: Strong Bad's initial idea for a science presentation was "The Effects of Gasoline on Fire".

* WordSalad: Much of Strong Sad's dialogue.

* KlatchianCoffee: Ironically, Strong Bad achieves this effect by putting Sanka (which is ''decaf'', and therefore has almost ''no'' caffeine in it) into Strong Sad's orange juice, and yet it still makes Strong Sad crazy-hyperactive.
** He ''did'' say he put heaping spoonfuls into it...

** He did say he put heaping spoonfuls into it...

'''Sender:''' Justin

* KlatchianCoffee: Ironically, Strong Bad achieves this effect by putting Sanka into Strong Sad's orange juice. Sanka is a decaffeinated variant of coffee, which should make Strong Sad's behavior impossible.

* Squick: Imagine drinking Sanka in your orange juice. Invoked in-universe by Strong Bad by referring to the drink as having a "slight discoloration" and to Sanka as being "slightly disgusting."

Strong Bad is asked to slip Strong Sad some caffeine, which he is all to eager to do in the name of science...