History Recap / SCPFoundationSCPs1300To1599

'''SCP-1504''' is a Caucasian man with an unremarkable appearance, aside from a small birthmark on his right shoulder. 1504's primary anomaly is a complete and utter inability to be noticed or harmed. As such, any actions carried out by him will be perceived by surrounding individuals as being within expectations for their current situation, to the point where employees that 1504 has actively assaulted will believe the resultant injuries were spontaneous. [[spoiler: While those who make contact with 1504 see him as polite and courteous, 1504 is actually hedonistic sociopath who does whatever he wants whenever he wants, and his anomaly makes it so that nobody finds any fault with with it. While no one else can see it, 1504 has also demonstrated a strong sense of depression during interviews, the sensation of spending his entire life physically incapable of being noticed or having to face consequences taking a clear toll on his mental health.

'''SCP-1504''' is a Caucasian man with an unremarkable appearance, aside from a small birthmark on his right shoulder. 1504's primary anomaly is a complete and utter inability to be noticed or harmed. As such, any actions carried out by him will be perceived by surrounding individuals as being within expectations for their current situation, to the point where employees that 1504 has actively assaulted will believe the resultant injuries were spontaneous. While those who make contact with 1504 see him as polite and courteous, 1504 is actually hedonistic sociopath who does whatever he wants whenever he wants, and his anomaly makes it so that nobody finds any fault with with it. While no one else can see it, 1504 has also demonstrated a strong sense of depression during interviews, the sensation of spending his entire life physically incapable of being noticed or having to face consequences taking a clear toll on his mental health.

'''SCP-1481''' is a tragic tale of just how immoral humankind can act in the face of the anomalous. It’s a recyclable plastic coffee cup that is inactive until physically rubbed by a sapient being. When 1481 is rubbed, it will conjure '''SCP-1481-1''', a spectral humanoid dressed in multiple coats and torn jeans stained with a variety of unknown substances, bearing the behavioral patterns of a drug addict. Once it has manifested, 1481-1 will offer to grant an unlimited number of "wishes" to the individual who rubbed its cup. In its erratic and unfocused state of mind, it will often ignore these wishes, wrongly claim to have already fulfilled them, or produce an outcome which bears only a slight resemblance to the original request. The rest of the time, it usually asks those around it for food, money, or drugs. [[spolier: Through interviews, 1481-1 has revealed that it became what it is now after a heartless person found the cup, used their first wish to render 1481-1 into its current state, then used their second wish to render the first wish irreversible and just walked away.]]

'''SCP-1461''' is an English manor housing twelve bedrooms, four bathrooms, three studies, a ballroom, a library, a kitchen, and a basement. Certain sections of the manor’s sub-basement have caved in and are filled with an unidentified gray sandstone, and are filled with a wide array of anomalous artifacts both active and neutralized. 1461 contains approximately fifty-seven hostile humanoid entities designated '''SCP-1461-1'''. Each instance of 1461-1 has been uniquely augmented with crude mechanical implants, largely consisting of metallic teeth and claw-like protrusions on their hands. They also appear to possess no higher brain functions or sense of self, acting entirely on canine-levels of instinct. [[spoiler: An accompanying story reveals that the manor is the den of an eldritch being known as "'''The Worm'''". The man who previously owned the house was plagued by nightmares of the creature decimating Europe, so he hired the workers that would become 1461-1 to transform the house into a trap for it.]]

'''SCP-1481''' is a tragic tale of just how immoral humankind can act in the face of the anomalous. It’s a recyclable plastic coffee cup that is inactive until physically rubbed by a sapient being. When 1481 is rubbed, it will conjure '''SCP-1481-1''', a spectral humanoid dressed in multiple coats and torn jeans stained with a variety of unknown substances, bearing the behavioral patterns of a drug addict. Once it has manifested, 1481-1 will offer to grant an unlimited number of "wishes" to the individual who rubbed its cup. In its erratic and unfocused state of mind, it will often ignore these wishes, wrongly claim to have already fulfilled them, or produce an outcome which bears only a slight resemblance to the original request. The rest of the time, it usually asks those around it for food, money, or drugs. [[spolier:Through interviews, 1481-1 has revealed that it became what it is now after a heartless person found the cup, used their first wish to render 1481-1 into its current state, then used their second wish to render the first wish irreversible and just walked away.]]

'''SCP-1420''' are egg-shaped objects composed of alternating strips of eggshell and a leathery material characteristic of reptile eggs. On the narrow tip of each object is a small patch of muscle tissue. At approximately 4:00 AM every first and second Thursday of each month, this muscle will contract and all objects will open. Upon hatching, a small creature with avian and/or reptilian characteristics (hereby known as ‘’’SCP-1420-1’’’) will be produced. The creatures normally weigh less than 600 grams, are often malformed, and typically expire shortly after emergence.

'''SCP-1421''' is an English oak tree in Wiltshire, England’s Braydon Forest, situated at the center of a natural clearing. SCP-1421-1 is a face and partial hand of an old man carved into the east side of 1421's trunk. Subjects exposed to 1421 are likely to perceive 1421-1 talking to them. The carving is apparently sapient and displays in-depth knowledge of both the subject and previous individuals with whom it has conversed. The carving will seek to proffer advice, which frequently takes the form of a prophecy where a desirable result will be produced if the subject carries out a task. This task is frequently of an unethical and legally dubious nature, including, but not limited to, suggestions that the subject professionally embarrass, steal from, injure, or kill friends or family.

'''SCP-1373''' is a species of shark reminiscent of the dusky shark, their pectoral fins bearing luminescent tattoos reading "Property of Doctor Wondertainment". The carcasses of 6 fetal instances of these sharks, designated '''SCP-1373-01''' through '''-06''', are afflicted with cyclopic holoprosencephaly. Manipulation of each fetus' dorsal fin causes the eye to emit laser beams, with the intensity able to be adjusted with the amount of pressure on the fin. pressure on the fin. The mechanism by which 1373 generate their lasers is not fully understood.

'''SCP-1550''' are '''Custom-Pets''', a race of artificial creatures developed by Dr. Wondertainment. When one of the creature's "'''Adapto-Eggs'''" is placed in a certain environment, it hatches into a creature that is best suited for life in said environment.

'''SCP-1555''' is an underground industrial facility inside a mountain. A pipe next to the entrance is known to produce anomalous mice. When an exploration group was sent inside the facility, the only surviving member committed suicide after discovering that there was a small pipe in place of the exit.

'''SCP-1557''' is a doorway in Greenland that leads to what can be described as a version of Hell inhabited by the souls of evil giraffes.

His Majesty's '''SCP-1561''' is a golden crown of the utmost magnificence. Any peasant who lays eyes on it is compelled to worship the great king wearing it. Any and all descriptions of the glorious crown are littered with the graceful terms required to describe it.

'''SCP-1568''' is a massive hermit crab, so large that it uses fishing boats as shells. The crab is dubbed "'''Kingston'''", which was the name of the boat that it was using when the Foundation contained it. Kingston has shown that he is capable of moving at high speeds and has highly flexible claws, but he normally demonstrates no aggressive behavior.

'''SCP-1569''' is apparently a peacock mantis shrimp that is several meters long. It has shown itself to be docile around humans, but on one occasion, released a humanoid designated '''SCP-1569-1'''.

'''SCP-1574''' is a spherical object that generates a perception-altering effect, preventing any and all people from directly observing it.

'''SCP-1575''' is a marble fountainhead of the goddess Venus. Any animal that drinks from the fountain's waters will undergo an extremely painful transformation into a human.

'''SCP-1576''' is a device capable of making people hear voices of their dead loved ones. It was believed to have been invented by Thomas Edison.

'''SCP-1583''' is a collection of metallic barrels that contain thread-like organisms that will bind together to create an appendage. The appendage will then grab any nearby people and pull them into its mass.

'''SCP-1585''' is a colossal jellyfish that is surrounded by flora and fauna typically found in an island environment.

'''SCP-1587''' is a bed frame that will transport whoever sleeps on it to a land based on one of their dreams.

'''SCP-1518''' is a nonfunctional limestone fountain filled with a liquid that superficially resembles water, which appears to be irremovable from the artifact. 1518 sporadically releases bubbles of varying sizes ('''SCP-1518-1''') that behave largely identical to non-anomalous bubbles, aside from an inability to pop. Upon emergence, 1518-1 will slowly float away from the fountain until they come into contact with liquid or solid matter. When exposed to the former, bubbles will increase their size upon assimilation of the liquid. Solids, however, are destroyed when the bubble reduces in size and ceases existing, the exact amount destroyed equal to the bubble volume lost.

'''SCP-1532''' is a facility referred to as "'''Dr. Gale’s Human Emporium©'''", which artificially creates and sells human beings. The company advertises itself by spontaneously generating catalogs (collectively referred to as '''SCP-1532-b''') in the mailboxes of residential addresses across the U.S.A. and Canada, which instruct the reader to create their chosen human by selecting a large number of available traits in the order form in the back of the catalog. Three to five weeks after this slip is mailed, a human being identical to the order placed (collectively referred to as '''SCP-1532-a''') is delivered to the address of the sender by a blue van with the company’s name painted on the side. 1532-a appear physically indistinguishable to normal humans, but they share certain properties that make them possible to identify and locate, like identical fingerprints and complete sterility.

'''SCP-1544''' is a large entity with multicolored skin similar to a slinky. It is controlled by a small, gelatinous, peach-colored mass in its center, connected to a thin skeletal system that makes up its limbs, and is able to feed by using the mass to envelope food it takes in through its limbs. Its skin is abnormally resistant to damage, and its limbs are able to flex to 5 meters in length, and can move at speeds exceeding 35 kilometers per hour by cartwheeling. 1544 has a jovial temperament and appears to take great pleasure in dancing. 1544 but will only do so if it hears music, otherwise it will display depression and apathy towards any nearby stimulus.

'''SCP-1502''' is a humanoid crudely made of leather, wire, and bone fragments that is obsessed with giving people surgery to make them resemble George Feeny from ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld''.

'''SCP-1504''', dubbed '''"Joe Schmo"''', is a man whose true self is unable to be perceived by anyone around him. While those who make contact with 1504 see him as a polite and courteous individual, the real 1504 is a hedonistic sociopath who does whatever he wants whenever he wants, and his condition makes it so that nobody finds any fault with with it. While no one else can see it, 1504 has also demonstrated a strong sense of depression during interviews, the sensation of spending his entire life physically incapable of being noticed and never having to face consequences taking a toll on his mental health.

'''SCP-1506''' is a giant cloud made of cobwebs that will lower strands of silk downwards and attempt to capture organisms, which will then be eaten by hundreds upon hundreds of spiders.

'''SCP-1510''' is a bronze helmet possessed by the soul of a Roman legionnaire. Any man between the ages of 28 and 35 who puts on the helmet will have his body possessed by the legionnaire's personality.

* AndIMustScream: From the time he was cursed to the moment his body fully decayed and his mind stored in his helmet, he was completely conscious and aware of his surroundings while also being totally unable to move and unable to sleep.
* BodyHorror: A Roman legionnaire was affected by a curse that caused his body to rot away and his mind/soul to be stored in his helmet.

'''SCP-1512''' is a massive, hostile, and virtually indestructible root-like organism that consists of tendrils that can grow at the rate of 8 meters per second.

'''SCP-1514''' is a sentient satellite weapon developed by the military as part of the Strategic Defense Initiative (given the codename "Star Wars"). If the satellite does not receive a daily connection from its fire-control system, it will destroy the world.

'''SCP-1522''' were a pair of sapient and animate fish trawlers who were strongly devoted to one another, displaying a powerful romantic connection. They were tragically neutralized by the Global Occult Coalition.

'''SCP-1527''' is a town devoid of human life. The bell in the town's place of worship, '''SCP-1527-1''', will ring itself a number of times, which causes the manifestation of '''SCP-1527-A''', a race of giant creatures that resemble crustaceans.

'''SCP-1529''' is a hostile entity that dwells on Mount Everest. It is able to hypnotize humans by looking into their eyes, whereupon it leaves them to freeze to death. It is speculated 1529 was what killed the first man who climbed Everest.

'''SCP-1536''' is a species of beetles that will transform themselves into the first moving thing they see. Those that transform into people will fully believe that they are a particular person.

'''SCP-1537''' is a language created by a group calling themselves '''"The Brothers of Akul'hil"'''. Whoever hears a certain phrase in this language will transform into a shapeshifting blob within two weeks.

'''SCP-1547''' is a phenomenon that results in the manifestation of a humanoid creature who calls itself '''"Chioll"''' and a mass of different animal limbs fused together.

'''SCP-1462''' is an airborne virus transmitted via fungal spores, which can infect both plants and animals. This virus causes the host organism's natural fluids to be replaced with petroleum. In animals, this results in massive organ failure and death, after which all non-skeletal body mass converts into petroleum during decomposition. In plants, the infection improves heat release and increases intake of CO2. The virus is mostly dangerous to trees, as it renders them unable to release heat, inevitably igniting and setting fire to surrounding infected flora.

'''SCP-1461''' is an English manor housing twelve bedrooms, four bathrooms, three studies, a ballroom, a library, a kitchen, and a basement. Certain sections of the manor’s sub-basement have caved in and are filled with an unidentified gray sandstone, and are filled with a wide array of anomalous artifacts both active and neutralized. 1461 contains approximately fifty-seven hostile humanoid entities designated '''SCP-1461-1'''. Each instance of 1461-1 has been uniquely augmented with crude mechanical implants, largely consisting of metallic teeth and claw-like protrusions on their hands. They also appear to possess no higher brain functions or sense of self, acting entirely on canine-levels of instinct. [[spoiler: An accompanyting story reveals that the manor is the den of an eldritch being known as "'''The Worm'''". The man who previously owned the house was plagued by nightmares of the creature decimating Europe, so he hired the workers that would become 1461-1 to transform the house into a trap for it.]]

'''SCP-1356''' is a small rubber duck that, when held by a human subject, displaces liquid water. Tests reveal that approximate volume before and after exposure to 1356 remain consistent. However, even in the presence of a subject holding the duck, water levels were never observed to rise. This suggests that the object displaces the liquid to an unknown location, from which it eventually "returns". The duck's effects also extend to water that makes up the human body, as subjects have been discovered largely dehydrated hours after exposure,=.

SCP-1451 is a set of 26 metal statues depicting children standing in a circle housed at the bottom of the sea, each one grasping the hands of the statues adjacent to them, and facing outwards. At times, the statues will animate, slightly shifting themselves in a counter-clockwise motion. When a solid object with a mass greater than 40g enters the center of the circle, 1451 will fully animate and attempt to destroy said object. 1451 have shown remarkable strength and agility in this state, and have been observed utilizing multiple different tactics when neutralizing a target. After eliminating the target, the statues will return to their original positions.

SCP-1452 is an apparent species of beings that resemble mobile residential building additions of varying appearance. If an instance of 1452 comes into contact with a vacant residential building, it will integrate itself into said buildings. The process takes between 15 and 45 hours, during which the instance will emanate the sounds of construction. When it is completed, 1452 will become dormant until the house becomes occupied, whereupon a 2x1 meter section of the wall it contacts will dissolve and a door will move into its place, accessing a fully-furnished interior. Any occupied building with an instance of 1452 will slowly lose its structural integrity, with 1452 becoming larger as the building becomes weaker, adding additional rooms and furnishings as time goes on. Approximately 3 months after this process begins, the house will collapse and 1452 will take its place.

'''SCP-1454''' are four 36-year-old men, designated '''SCP-1454-1''' through '''-4''', that display no unusual physical impairments and appear genetically identical to a degree similar to twins. Though 1454 act independently of each other, all four men possess a shared memory, each man having full access to the memories of the other three and being constantly aware of what they are doing and experiencing at any given moment. Related to their shared mental state, all four men have also been diagnosed with a unique psychological illness related to their shared mental state. The individual men are also unaware of three other humans identical to them and possessing their memories. When two or more of the men are brought into each other's presence, they fail to recognize the other as a duplicate of themself, and will become extremely confused and agitated as a result, often leading to physical violence.

'''SCP-1458''' is a humanoid entity with vestigial arms and a lower body that terminates in a flipper-like appendage. It can vocalize similarly to a woman and has an IQ of 132, but its main anomalous effect is shown when viewed by a child between the ages 3-16 whose mother or parents have died. Children who fit this criteria will have their pre-existing memories of their maternal figure replaced with 1458, which will attempt to feed, play with, and educate children under its effect. The child under the effect when it was retrieved, designated '''SCP-1458-1''', is to be left in the care of 1458 until specified otherwise.

'''SCP-1464''' is a forested body of water approximately 82 hectares in size. When the pond is viewed under lighting conditions corresponding to dawn or twilight, subjects experience highly detailed false memories of having participated in a ritual in its boundaries at some point in the past. All affected subjects express intense remorse and guilt at having participated, describing the ritual as concluding with a victim being submerged within 1464. They also claim that it was necessary in order to prevent an end-of-the-world scenario, but it was incorrectly performed and must be repeated.

'''SCP-1472''' is a brightly-painted single-story building in East St. Louis that has been condemned since 2001. 1472 becomes active every Saturday at 2:00 AM. During this active state an overweight man, '''SCP-1472-1''', will exit 1472 and display a sign in front of the entrance, enticing people to enter. Those who comply and pay a cover charge are allowed to observe anomalous, multiversal entities engaging in what their species considers erotic acts, which may inflict physical and psychological trauma upon humans who watch.

'''SCP-1497''' is a miniature human eye lacking an optic nerve and retinal blood vessels, mysteriously suspended in the center of a 6cm glass jar that cannot be opened. The eye is capable of freely rotating on all three axes, and regularly does so in the direction of visual stimuli. When a human subject makes direct visual contact with 1497 for three seconds, its iris will change color to match the subject’s eyes. The subject (henceforth '''SCP-1497-1''') then begins experiencing a cognitive shift which affects their visual perception, finding things they previously found visually displeasing became much more appealing. The most common effects of this process are an increase in perceived attractiveness of other humans, and increased appreciation of all visually artistic exploits.

'''SCP-1457''' is a species of butterfly that are able transfer memories between people. The only downside is that every memory transferred is melancholic in nature.

* EmotionEater: The butterfly that is SCP-1457 absorbs sad memories from people and gives them to other people. The recipients feel emotions of emotions of loneliness and abandonment, which SCP-1457 then eats for sustenance.

'''SCP-1459''' is a machine built for one purpose and one purpose only: to manifest and kill puppies. When a subject asks for a specific manner in which a puppy is to be killed, the machine deploys mechanical arms that carry out the exact method of death described, then proceeds to dispense a cookie to the user.

'''SCP-1461''' is a mansion that has been taken over by an eldritch being known as '''"The Worm"'''. The man who previously owned the house was plagued by nightmares of the creature decimating Europe, so he hired workers to transform the house into a trap for the creature. The Worm was successfully contained, but it ultimately took over the house, changing the workers into '''SCP-1461-1''', a race of hostile humanoid creatures.

SCP-1462 is a fungus that converts any biological material it infects into petroleum.

'''SCP-1463''' is a file which causes the reader to think that a monster in the form of a monolith (designated '''SCP-1463-A''') is trying to consume them. It's actually a recruiting test for a section of the Foundation.

'''SCP-1464''' is a pond which, if viewed by a subject under lighting conditions resembling dawn or twilight, gives the subject false memories of them participating in rituals at the pond's site.

'''SCP-1466''' is ''not'' a canary, instead being a 21-digit number that disproves Goldbach's Conjecture. Disproving the conjecture results in the manifestation of invisible balls that destroy anything they come into contact with.

* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: His anamoly. He must reaffirm his existence through the acknowledgment of others or he starts to fade from existence.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1468 SCP-1468]] - Literature Birds
'''SCP-1468''' is a subspecies of the black-capped chickadee. The birds are often seen using their beaks to carve words into any available surface. The birds are also known to work almost endlessly with their carving, to the point where they are able to carve entire works of literature with their beaks.

'''SCP-1470''' was a fringed jumping spider that was able to telepathically communicate with Foundation researchers in an Australian accent. During his lifespan, he expressed desire for a mate and offspring that could speak like he did, but was unable to achieve this goal. 1470 sadly died of premature aging, and was given a proper burial underneath the area where he would chat with Foundation personnel.

'''SCP-1481''' is a tragic tale of just how immoral humankind can act in the face of the anomalous. It is a plastic coffee cup that houses '''SCP-1481-1''', a genie with the appearance and mannerisms of a drug addict. Through interviews, the genie explains that he became what he is now after a heartless person found his cup, used his first wish to wish him in his current state, then used his second wish to render the first wish irreversible and just walked away. Ever since then, 1481-1 ends up screwing up whatever wishes he is assigned to grant, and largely spends his time conjuring food for himself.

* BenevolentGenie: He ''used'' to be this, happily granting unlimited wishes to whoever summoned him. Then he fell into the hands of a real {{Jerkass}} who first wished him into the state he is in now, then wished that he couldn't be wished ''out'' of that state, all just ForTheEvulz. Now he mostly just conjures up food for himself to satisfy his munchies, and when he ''does'' try to grant a wish, he usually screws it up.

'''SCP-1483''' is a version of the continent of Antarctica that can only be accessed through a portal in a crevasse in Antarctica. That portal leads to an alternate universe's Antarctic civilization.

'''SCP-1485''' is a space-time anomaly that leads to an alternate universe that is nearly identical to the main universe, with one glaring exception: anomalies do not exist. The Foundation's personnel are so captivated at the alternate universe's lack of anomalous properties that they are at high risk of retreating to it.

'''SCP-1489''' is an intangible passenger steam train that can only be seen through direct human observation.

'''SCP-1495''' is a herd of a previously unknown species of elephant. These elephants demonstrate the ability to heal at an accelerated rate, as well as a high degree of intelligence, strong enough to control other animals.

* EvilDetectingDog: The unusual elephants who are SCP-1495 can somehow control other animals. They can identify people who have acted in an evil manner and order the animals to attack and kill them.

'''SCP-1496''' is a plate and a set of eating utensils that causes any description of food placed upon it to be written in the form of a restaurant review. These reviews have been known to randomly swing between praise and scorn for the food.
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'''SCP-1420''' are egg-like objects with small patches of muscle tissue on the tip. When these muscles contract, the objects hatch into creatures with reptilian or avian characteristics.

'''SCP-1421''' is an oak tree in England that contains the face of an old man in its trunk. The tree is capable of mentally communicating with and reading the minds of any people nearby.

'''SCP-1424''' is '''Patches''', an Alaskan Malamute puppy who shows no vital signs, excretes ammonia gas from its mouth and paws, and doesn't respond to a stimulus that would normally generate pain.

'''SCP-1425''' is '''''Star Signals''''', an anomalous self-help guide authored by the Fifthtist Church. The book contains rituals that claim to assist readers in fulfilling their dreams, but the actual contents of the book are much more sinister.

'''SCP-1427''' is a mind-controlling stele created by an extinct species of hominids. It isn't controlling anyone at the moment, but it does emit rays that cause memory loss and increased suggestibility.

'''SCP-1429''' are various amoeba-like organisms that infect human bodies and cause mutations in the body's tissue.

'''SCP-1437''' is a hole in the ground that leads to a number of parallel universes. The primary catch of these universes is that no living thing can survive the trip.

'''SCP-1439''' is a collection of stickers that, when placed on an object, will render the object anthropomorphic and cause it to grow arms and legs. These objects often have homicidal tendencies.

'''SCP-1444''' is an ice cave in Finland containing a number of anomalous organisms. The cave also alters between different spatial dimensions.

'''SCP-1447''' is an entity clad in Buddhist robes that is capable of moving at incredible speeds. The entity's existence is apparently tied to the beliefs of a certain entrepreneur.

'''SCP-1448''' is an incorporeal entity that encourages people to perform blood-shedding rituals wherever it manifests so it can absorb said blood.

'''SCP-1300''' is an old dentist's chair whose anomalous properties originate from the hydraulics column underneath it, normally used to control the height of the chair. Should a subject sit in the chair, four mechanical arms with blunted heads emerge from the column base and hover over the body, "scanning" them through unknown means. Upon finding a suitable location, each arm's head releases a number of surgical instruments, including lasers, needles, and tubes. The subject is administered a paralytic agent, after which the arms create small incisions near injection sites and insert a number of tubes inside. The tubes are guided through the subject's body to any foreign objects located within. These include transplanted organs, tumors, lodged objects, pacemakers, deep-brain stimulators, and false teeth. It is unknown how 1300 determines which objects are foreign to the subject's body, but it does not consider objects smaller than approximately 500 micrometers. Upon reaching a foreign object, 1300 will pump an unknown enzyme through the tubes, dissolving the object. The resulting liquid is then drawn back through the tube into 1300, appearing to be inert and nontoxic. Upon removing all identified foreign objects, another fluid agent is pumped inside, which repairs damaged organs, or assumes the shape and function of missing ones. After finishing the process, the tubes retract, and the incisions are closed with surgical lasers. Following the completion of the operation, the arms shut and retreat inside the hydraulics column. The operation is reported to be painless, but some subjects find the paralytic agent and the sensation of the tubes inside their body to be highly unpleasant.

'''SCP-1301''' is a violin of crimson hue, lacking a maker's label or other signs of identification. Upon analysis, it has been found that its strings are made of spider silk, and that its body is composed of a variety of different woods, primarily spruce and maple. '''SCP-1301-2''' is the violin's bow, constructed from pernambuco wood of a crimson hue identical to 1301. Its ribbon is comprised of black, coarse horsehair, but in all other regards it appears to be of usual construction. 1301 is extremely sensitive to certain kinds of vibrations. If jostled violently or exposed to human voices, it will enter an active state and its strings will sound audibly for 1 to 13 minutes, unless otherwise muffled. Direct exposure to the sound produced will invariably result in contamination. Over 13 hours following initial exposure, individuals contaminated will permanently lose their voices, and be rendered incapable of speech, singing, or whispering. An additional effect of contamination is the loss of written language. While contaminated individuals appear to readily understand written and spoken words, their own attempts to write will instead result in musical notation of varying sophistication. Providing contaminated individuals with computers or other writing aids has only resulted in incomprehensible gibberish. 1301-2 protects individuals holding it from 1301's active state, though it does not reverse the effects of contamination. If the bow is used to produce vibrations from one or more of the violin's strings, a voice singing the appropriate pitch will emerge instead.

'''SCP-1302''' is an electronic blackjack machine which exhibits only one physically anomalous property, namely that money fed into it cannot be recovered. When 1302 is operated, its function is identical to that of any other electronic blackjack game. Dollar notes of any denomination can be inserted, and winnings recovered in the form of payout tickets (designated '''SCP-1302-2'''). Unlike standard machines of the same type, 1302 can be operated when the credit meter is at zero. A successful wager in these circumstances will result in the payout being transferred to the credit meter, where it can be used for further bets or withdrawn in the form of 1302-2. A loss causes the credit meter to fall into the negative, relative to the amount bet. Further play is possible, allowing the operator to reclaim a positive balance or fall deeper into a negative one. A negative balance can be withdrawn in the same manner as a positive one, though instead of an instance of 1302-2, a black ticket will be printed with no markings but the balance withdrawn, in red, at the center (designated '''SCP-1302-3'''), composed of an unknown material structurally resembling paper. No ink, dyes, or other coloring agents have been detected on any instance of these tickets. An instance of 1302-3 is automatically produced should an operator attempt to leave the general vicinity of 1302 while the credit meter stands at a negative value. Within 21 days of an instance of 1302-3 is dispensed, the person it was issued to will suffer the loss of possessions up to the value of the figure printed upon it. Losses will be experienced only by the person to whom 1302-3 was originally issued, regardless of their current location or ownership. When sufficient losses have been incurred 1302-3 will self-combust.

'''SCP-1303''' is a linked set of eleven natural caverns with one known surface entrance and a series of interconnecting passages. The caverns' sizes range from ten to approximately thirty-seven meters across, reaching a maximum depth of 120 meters below ground level. The location is host to two potentially related phenomena, designated '''SCP-1303-1''' and '''SCP-1303-2''', that constitute the location's anomalous properties. 1303-1 is an intermittent effect consisting of total absence of acoustic transmission within its area. It has been known to occur in every cavern connected to the network, including the entrance, though it exhibits no discernible pattern for manifestations. The phenomenon persists for a variable amount of time, ranging from five minutes to four hours, and its boundaries never extend past those of the cavern it is currently affecting. Within the affected area, no sound waves of any sort can be generated or detected, regardless of whether they would be generated by a source inside the area travelling outward or vice versa. Personnel within 1303-1's area of effect have persistently reported a sensation of being stalked or followed, catching glimpses of something moving out of the corner of their eye and a heightened urge to either flee or turn and confront whatever is there. Due to dependency on minor echoes for balance and orientation, individuals who attempt to flee put themselves at high risk of injury. 1303-2 is an effect similar to 1303-1, though instead of actively suppressing sound waves, the phenomenon completely inhibits any production or detection of visual, infrared, or ultraviolet light, manifesting in every cavern except for the entrance, and persists for anywhere from five minutes to over nine hours. Like 1303-1, it affects living subjects and mechanical devices without otherwise impeding their operation, and only manifests when a living subject is present, though its effects remain for a variable duration after the subject has left its area of effect. From the “outside”, the phenomenon appears to be a solid, opaque black wall, though it has no physical permanence. From the 'inside', no visual input of any kind registers, regardless of the location of the source. While inside an instance of 1303-2, personnel have reported hearing, over the background noise of the cavern, noises that indicate an approaching creature or object of some kind. The exact details of the sounds vary, but in all cases exhibit traits of something or someone approaching the subject at a slow, deliberate pace, and in no instance has any such sound been registered or detected by recording equipment.

'''SCP-1304''' is a form of ritual murder which allows for a fictional character to be brought into reality. Lacking a direct basis in any known culture, the ritual has a lengthy list of requirements which must be performed in a particular order, under specific circumstances. If the ritual is performed within a fictional narrative printed by a major publisher no later than one week after the official release date, a child will be born whose life will almost identically mirror that of the character killed in the ritual, designated '''SCP-1304-1'''. Instances are seemingly unaware of the circumstances of their creation; those who have found or been told about their associated narrative have regarded it as a curious coincidence. Any and all attempts to alter the life of a 1304-1 instance in a way explicitly contradicting the events of the narrative have failed completely.

'''SCP-1305''' is a mammalian organism with an ovoid body and six multi-jointed legs. It has a single large, flexible jaw located on the front of body, containing a long tongue with a "lure" on the end. When active, 1305 will attempt to hide itself in a dark, enclosed area, such as a cupboard or closet. When it has hidden itself sufficiently, it may release this lure, which most commonly resembles a domesticated animal such as a cat. The lure will usually display behaviors expected of the organism it is imitating, and attempt to bring human subjects to 1305. In most cases, when a subject approaches the lure, it will revert to the shape of a prehensile tongue, wrapping around the subject's body. 1305 will then attempt to bring the subject into its mouth and consume them. As 1305 consumes organic matter, it will create additional lures, which it will send into the structure it inhabits. The lures will be highly audible, especially at times when human subjects are within the structure. In addition, these lures may take the form of subjects 1305 has consumed, primarily taking form of subjects that its prey was familiar with.

'''SCP-1306''' is a recipe for bird food which calls for sunflower seeds, peanut butter, and four ingredients not commonly found in bird food, two of which are normally poisonous to birds. Despite its ingredients, birds that consume this food do not show any signs of illness, although it is not sufficient to meet the dietary needs of any bird by itself. When 1306 is prepared and placed in an outdoor feeder, a variety of birds will arrive and consume a quantity of 1306. This behavior will continue until all of the prepared food is consumed. These birds, collectively known as '''SCP-1306-1''', will appear from the nearest unobserved area. Instances of 1306-1 generally display properties that would qualify them for containment, including significant deviations from typical avian anatomy or behavior. No instance of 1306-1 has ever been caught, as any attempts made to contain them have resulted in failure from unexpected displays of strength or speed from each bird.

'''SCP-1307''' is a black electric pencil sharpener with a standard size receiving hole and a loading bay underneath designed to catch shavings. 1307 is activated, either plugged or unplugged, in a similar manner to a conventional sharpener by inserting a standard sized pencil into the hole on the front. Upon inserting a pencil into 1307, the subject will find themselves unable to remove their hands from the pencil. All attempts to pry hands from the pencil will fail, and the only way to remove the individual from contact is amputation. While active, 1307 adheres itself to the surface on which it is located and will not move. Additionally, the pencil becomes completely unbreakable. Once the pencil has sharpened down to the point where the individual's hand is located, 1307 will continue to draw it in, enlarging the hole as far as needed to take in the hand of the subject. As the subject's hand is drawn in, it is "sharpened" along with the pencil, shredding the limb in the process. Despite severe blood loss, subjects are kept alive until the brain is destroyed by 1307, at which point the subject's vital functions cease. 1307 then continues to take in the rest of the body and shred the entirety of the corpse.

'''SCP-1308''' is a species of organism resembling an ambulatory sheet of human skin, capable of flotation through unknown means. The upper surface of 1308 specimens resembles human skin, including body hair, birthmarks, and occasional patches of keratin. The lower surface is smooth, and contains a number of modified sweat glands capable of excreting '''SCP-1308-1''', a translucent yellow liquid of composition resembling blood plasma. Below the skin, 1308 contains two layers of perpendicularly oriented muscular fibers, an adipose layer, and occasional segments of reinforcing cartilage. The tissues contain a large number of capillaries leading from the surfaces, apparently responsible for gas exchange, towards the central mass, with blood circulation ensured by means of a pattern of involuntary muscle contractions. 1308 appear to be sentient, and seem to prefer secluded areas such as abandoned buildings, the vicinity of waste disposal facilities, or maintenance facilities to dwell in. Through specific patterns of muscular contractions, combined with the folding of its body, 1308 is capable of emitting melodic sounds, as well as replicating sounds from the environment, with varying intensity. If a human being approaches an instance, it will attempt to envelop and restrain them, and force a significant part of its surface under their clothing, such that it is in contact with bare skin. Subsequently the glands on the surface of 1308 will excrete 1308-1, which rapidly penetrates human skin, and within three minutes of application, causes permanent dissociation of intercellular bonds in animal tissues. Once this has taken place, 1308 will proceed to slowly absorb the tissue and reintegrate it into its body mass, a process which has been observed to take between 3-7 hours.

'''SCP-1309''' is the town of Kleinberg, South Dakota, which has a population of approximately 2,300. The town's inhabitants are amicable and are generally receptive to questions from Foundation personnel. Kleinberg is effectively locked in a looping period of time within the 1920's. Observation has determined that events do not repeat with each cycle, and inhabitants retain all memories and experiences between cycles. It has been determined that the period of time is 3,289 days long, extending from February 5th, 1920 to August 19th, 1928. The only constant events in each cycle are the inhabitants' perceptions of time, and all outside news received in Kleinberg via radio broadcasts or newspapers. Newspapers and radio broadcasts received are consistent with documentation from that time period, and repeat on the correct dates. Observation has determined that if an inhabitant attempts to leave Kleinberg, they will dematerialize at the edge of the town, and immediately materialize on the opposite side. The inhabitants typically show no desire to venture outside of their town, often stating they are content with life.

'''SCP-1310''' is '''Examination Room 10''' at a former pediatrics center located in a medical center in Ohio. The room is designed for simple medical examinations of individuals under 18 years of age, and is decorated with an animal-themed mural. It has all the typical apparatuses of a mundane medical examination room, such as a case for syringe disposal, a sink, a supply of gauze and tongue depressors, and an examination table. Room 10 enters an active state when the door to the room is closed for a span of 5 minutes and 43 seconds. After that time has passed, a human being will emerge from the room, having been generated within its confines. The process by which this is done is not understood, and attempts to record the inside of the room during the process have resulted in failure of all electronic equipment. The Foundation has speculated that the room acts as a portal to alternate universes.

'''SCP-1312''' is the unfinished '''Site 41''', which experienced an incident 7 months into construction where the entire site relocated three kilometers north. All staff present at the time are presumed killed or in such a state that they are to be considered lost. Site 41 is now home to a large number of humanoid entities which resemble featureless human beings of solid coloration. The entities show limited intelligence and are docile until they become aware of the presence of an object or organism foreign to the site. At this point, they will take the object or organism and contain it utilizing the facilities already present. In cases where the foreign presence is an organism, they will subdue it first by rendering it unable to move or unconscious. These humanoid entities are divided into three separate types, designated '''SCP-1312-1''', '''-2''', and '''-3''' respectively. 1312-1, colored solid white, will engage in acts which are assumed to be attempted experimentation with objects or individuals which have been captured, as well as writing documentation regarding said objects and individuals. 1312-2, colored solid black, appear to capture and subdue foreign objects and individuals. They are capable of speech, but this appears to be limited to the shouting of 'containment breach' when they spot a foreign presence in. 1312-3, colored solid orange, are directed by 1312-1 in experimentation involving objects foreign to Site 41. They will usually follow 1312-1 instances throughout the site in large crowds and seem to be incapable of independent thought.

'''SCP-1313''' is a mathematical equation to which the answer happens to be a single female grizzly bear. The equation itself does not appear to be inherently anomalous, but rather than producing a real number, 1313 resolves to produce a physical, and frequently enraged, grizzly bear. The resolution does not have to be physically represented, and simply considering the problem long enough to arrive at the solution has resulted in a bear's manifestation around the subject solving it. 1313 does not require any particular mathematical ability beyond a basic understanding of elementary algebra to comprehend, but all steps of the sequence must be completed in order to reach the correct answer.

'''SCP-1314''' is a set of mathematical equations describing physical behaviors in a simulated universe, the initial conditions of which are stored in '''SCP-1314-B''', a string of hexadecimal digits interspersed with memetic triggers. When read by a sapient organism, 1314 causes a memetic effect dependent on the logical and spatial-temporal reasoning skills of the exposed subject. They are implanted with a desire to search for a copy of 1314-B, similar to the effect of standard memetic obsession agents. This effect is reduced after separation from 1314 and decays entirely after approximately 8 hours without exposure. If they have been exposed to 1314 more recently than this, then the subject enters a state of deep concentration, during which they decrypt the information stored in 1314-B. The instructions for decryption of 1314-B are stored in the memetic triggers. Subjects report obsession with mentally simulating the universe described by 1314, which has been reported as extremely distracting as they will favor sitting and thinking over all other tasks. The simulated universe is three-dimensional and operates under discrete time and spatial dimensions. Light and air do not exist, heat transfer is simulated via a modified version of caloric theory, and gravity and collisions are simulated according to Newtonian physics. Objects within this universe are either spheres or polyhedrons, the former approximately 3 orders of magnitude larger than the latter.

'''SCP-1315''' is a standard 5.5 x 4.1-inch video game cartridge for use with the Nintendo Entertainment System console. According to an operation manual packaged with the cartridge, the unlabeled cartridge holds a game titled '''''Professor Ghoul's Terrifying Horror Challenge'''''. When used in an NES, a black screen appears, displaying nothing but a simple menu with the option for a single player or a two-player mode. Pressing the Start button on either of the options advances to another screen, where the game asks to confirm whether the persons currently holding the controller are those who wish to play the game. If "Yes" is selected, the game proceeds to beep loudly and then display a blank red screen. At this point, the player will be subjected to a series of increasingly horrific "challenges" that apparently manifest in the physical world. While players will report being chased by monsters from the game, it appears, to the best of the Foundation's knowledge, that these elements of the "game" are only visible to them, and do not exist for other people who happen to be in the same area. Each time a "challenge" is won, the game will inform the player of the objective for the next, and then the game will continue. The game's manual claims "the fun never ends" and does not specify how many "challenges" must be completed to win the game. Once the "game" has begun, it cannot be halted until the player either wins or is defeated. Turning the console off simply renders the player unable to receive hints from the game, and physically leaving the area in which the game is set up simply causes the phenomena manifested by the game to follow the player elsewhere.

'''SCP-1316''' is a female house cat named "'''Lucy'''". She exhibits no unusual behavior besides a marked friendliness to strangers. Despite having been in Foundation custody since 1948, Lucy is physiologically identical to a three-month-old kitten, and shows no signs of aging. While initially believed to be harmless, Lucy was ultimately revealed to be an agent of the Chaos Insurgency, having managed to operate a radio to broadcast her findings to allow the CI to raid the Foundation. This resulted in a massive security breach where several [=SCPs=] were stolen, destroyed, or simply disappeared, and several personnel were killed. Ever since the Foundation found out her true intentions and contained her, Lucy was apparently left for dead by the Insurgency after completing her instructions. This has turned her morose and despondent, as she has ceased communication for a potential rescue.

* TheAgeless: It always remains young and never ages.

* CuteKitten: It's an adorable kitten that never ages. [[spoiler:Barely anyone will suspect it to be a spy for Chaos Insurgency]].

* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[spoiler:After the Chaos Insurgency successfully raids the Foundation site, they leave SCP-1316 behind, allowing the Foundation to contain it.]]

'''SCP-1317''' is a collection of vintage cosmetics manufactured sometime in 1942. Individual tins are brown, with the makeup itself being a shade of beige. The words "The Factory" have been embossed onto the bottom of each instance of 1317. When brought into contact with living animal tissue, 1317 will begin to integrate itself into the tissue. Continuous application will lead to the affected tissues being completely replaced by 1317. In addition, 1317 will replicate the biological function of all tissues it replaces. Any existing imperfections or blemishes on the skin will be removed. Adding dyes can change the skin tone, and it is possible to mold and adjust the 1317 in a manner similar to clay without causing harm. If the user does not continue to apply 1317, the affected tissue will lose its cohesion over the next five weeks, which leads to the user experiencing potentially fatal trauma.

'''SCP-1318''' is a spontaneously occurring phenomenon found in an estimated 0.0001% of specimens of Norwegian Brown Rat. Instances are indistinguishable from other specimens in size, intelligence, appearance, and lifespan. Humans spending 20-80 cumulative hours in close proximity to a specimen begin believing the rat is sapient and capable of speech, an expert in their field of employment, that the specimen is a subject-matter expert in their field of employment, and that their "best ideas" originate from conversations. While affected persons report that they hear the 1318 specimen speaking, review of recordings of such "conversations" reveal that affected persons themselves are subvocalizing the specimen's responses to their queries.

'''SCP-1319''' is a former Foundation research assistant whose body violently split into two entities through unknown means, for an unspecified, albeit angered reason. '''SCP-1319-1''', the upper body, head, and arms, is capable of speech, and moves by pulling himself along the floor by his hands to accommodate for his lack of legs. 1319-1 enjoys the consumption of food, despite the fact that this food inevitably exits its body through the hole in its torso. '''SCP-1319-2''', the lower torso and his legs, has the ability to perceive its surroundings and hear commands given to it by researchers, despite its lack of a head and associated organs. Due to this, communication with 1319-2 is much more difficult than with 1319-1. Neither 1319-1 or 1319-2 possess the original personality of the assistant, and identify as completely different entities. Both harbor intense feelings of resentment for each other, and meetings between them have frequently resulted in violence. During questioning, 1319-1 has indicated that this mutual resentment stems from the circumstances of their 'separation', presumably referring to the incident in which they were created.

'''SCP-1320''' are a sapient species native to a roughly 6 square kilometer area known to be heavily forested. They show a unique ability to refract electromagnetic radiation around their forms, most easily identifiable in the fact that light "bends" around them, rendering them somewhat transparent or reflective depending on angles. A side-effect of this anomaly is that individuals are able to seemingly "appear" or "disappear" when not directly in view. 1320 are believed to simply be well-camouflaged and silent by nature, and are able to utilize their anomalous properties as means of evasion. Individuals are humanoid in shape, averaging between 2.7 and 3.2 meters in height. Additionally, the distortion effect that surrounds them makes individuals appear to be between 1 and 1.5 centimeters thick. Despite this, individuals have shown a level of physical strength and dexterity roughly equivalent to an average human, save for an ability to shear objects at a near-molecular level. Typically, 1320 are not hostile unless provoked, instead showing an inquisitive nature with small groups gathering around and thoroughly studying any type of object that is new to their habitat, inevitably concluding with individuals cutting the object into successively smaller pieces, even if it is biological in nature. While they appear to lose interest in specific objects within three to four days and will largely ignore repetitive stimulus, similar objects that are sufficiently unique will attract their attention anew.

'''SCP-1321''' is the journal of '''Guillaume Bélibaste''', last known Perfectus of the Cathar religion, who was burned at the stake in 1321 CE on charges of heresy. The journal is dated to the day before Bélibaste's death, and its anomalous properties will manifest when a person touches or reads it in its entirety. When either condition occurs, a list of names appearing at the bottom of 1321 will update, and the subject will usually experience a sense of euphoria and peace, accompanied by vague visions of ethereal imagery. On rare occasions, subjects describe more detailed visions, which always include in some way a human figure attempting to gain entrance to a location, only to be refused. The exact nature of the figure and location changes depending on the subject, and will often take a shape which is in some way familiar to them. Regardless of the vision type, subjects who touch 1321 always react to the experience favorably, and will seek to gain access to 1321 by various means, though they will never resort to violence, even if they have a predisposition to such a behavior.

'''SCP-1322''' is an interdimensional portal to a parallel universe. The portal is roughly ellipsoid in shape, measuring approximately 2.5 cm along its horizontal axis and approximately 1 cm along its vertical axis. It is two-dimensional and coplanar, with a plane perpendicular to the horizon and oriented approximately 36 degrees west of true north, and occupies a fixed location. Matter and energy are capable of passing through in the manner of a traversable wormhole. When lighting conditions near the vicinity of the other side of the portal permit, the space on the other side of the wormhole can be directly observed. The parallel universe on the other side of the portal has been officially designated '''SCP-1322-A''', although the term "'''Hartle'''" has also been colloquially used. The population of Hartle do not appear to have been successful in generating additional portals, nor in closing or altering the dimensions of the existing portal. A viral agent identified as a variant of the flu began sweeping throughout Hartle's populace, prompting the Foundation to provide vaccines to fight back the epidemic. An unfortunate side effect of these vaccines had since rendered the entire population of Hartle sterile/infertile. Hartle has since been out for the Foundation's blood, creating newer and more powerful weapons over the years to destroy them as revenge for being driven to inevitable extinction.

'''SCP-1323''' is an anomalous region of space that can only be accessed from one of four access points located in a number of British counties, and the event that occurs within this region. The interior of 1323 resembles a large open field, with permanently cloudy skies. Travel in any direction will result in a return to the main activity space. Each access point is active for 7 to 12 consecutive days at some point during the months of October and November. Located in this field is a fairground, consisting of an exhibition hall, a livestock pavilion, and a sideshow. Interspersed throughout the fairgrounds are a variety of information and ticket kiosks, food stalls, and wandering entertainers. All of the buildings appear to be made of heavily weathered and cracked granite blocks, and non-permanent structures such as game stalls are typically constructed of aged wood, threadbare cloth, and lightly corroded non-ferrous metals. The exhibition hall contains a large array of homemade entries into various competitions. Categories have included quilts, jams and jellies, photography, swords and daggers, gemstone statuary, watercolor paintings, embroidery, and musical instruments. The livestock pavilion is separated into quarters, each containing a different category of animal. In addition to the judged competitions for best example of each animal category, there are irregular exhibition demonstrations involving the animals, such as trick riding, obstacle courses, and death matches. The sideshow consists of a variety of games, rides, and attractions. These include standard attractions such as ring-toss, bobbing for apples, skee-ball, carousels, Ferris wheels, and mirror mazes. The food stalls sell typical food, such as roasted poultry legs, deep-fried sweets, cotton candy, caramel apples, beer, and lemonade. The employees of the fairground are each dressed in clothing and costumes consistent with styles from the early 20th century. The behavior and terminology of the employees is strongly reminiscent of stereotypical carnival barkers from the same time period. Only 37% of employees appear to be human, while the remainder are anomalous humanoids with skin color, heights, facial feature placement, and morphology that varies considerably from each other. All attempts to interact with employees in any way other than as part of their duties, are rebuffed with suggestions to "take it up with management." Any aggressive actions taken towards them, other patrons, fairground structures, or contest entries result in the rapid appearance of large, muscular entities who eject the offending individual from the active access point.

'''SCP-1324''' is an apparently sapient Hewlett-Packard printer/scanner/copier, with a small LCD screen and a control panel on the upper left-hand side allowing the input of data. The anomalous properties of the device become apparent upon any of its functions being used. The LCD screen will display a form requesting information involving the subject matter of the input document to be provided. The output of these operations will display significant changes from the original, most notably what inanimate objects would look like if they descended from animals. The software used has proven to be identical to that present in non-anomalous examples of the same model. Attempts at removing 1324's hard-drive and replacing it with one from a normal instance has failed to negate the behavior of the device. While installing 1324's hard-drive in a normal multifunction printer or copying its software has failed to replicate its anomalous properties. While the printer had initially conversed politely with researchers and offered to demonstrate its abilities to their suggestions with professionalism, having it attempt to analyze a ''Lorem ipsum'' placeholder led it to experience an emotional breakdown and an existential crisis.

'''SCP-1325''' is a species of frog resembling the Australian green tree frog, micknamed "'''Easter Frogs'''" by Foundation zoologists. Each specimen is male both anatomically and genetically, and as such do not sexually reproduce. On Palm Sunday, an egg will start to grow from the back of every adult specimen. The egg will develop over the course of the Holy Week, until early morning of Easter Sunday, when it will detach from the frog's back. Most cases of 1325 have been in countries where the vast majority of the population celebrates Easter, and does so on the date of the first full moon after March 21st. The hard, protective shell of the egg consists of a thick layer of a substance identical in taste, appearance, and texture to chocolate, presumably to promote human consumption. Inside the egg is a cluster of small, jellylike eggs which are nourished and sustained by the yolk sac and albumen. When the egg is fully developed and ready to detach, Easter Frogs will seek out sites where they are likely to attract human consumption before depositing it. The fact that Easter frogs are able to strategically position their eggs and time their hatching at the above dates suggests that they are unusually intelligent for amphibians. Eggs will remain viable for 2 to 4 days after being detached. If ingested by a human subject, the surviving eggs within will hatch into tadpoles in response to the temperature and pH of the stomach. The tadpoles will attach themselves to the wall of the stomach via small hooks on the tips of their tails to prevent themselves from passing through to the intestinal tract. Over the following 10 to 12 days, the tadpoles will feed on the partly digested food in the stomach as they grow and metamorphose into mature frogs. During this period, the human host will likely experience abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, and loss of appetite to varying degrees of severity. When fully developed and able to survive outside the stomach, the frogs will secrete emetic toxins from their skin, thereby inducing heavy vomiting in the host, allowing them to exit the stomach. They will also secrete large volumes of mucus in order to lubricate their passage through the esophagus.

'''SCP-1326''' is an ornate leather-bound hardcover book adorned with various moving parts on its front cover, including a circular numbered dial in its upper-left corner, a semicircular dial in the lower-left corner, and several jointed mechanical arms crossing over its center, ending in mechanical claws or circular lenses. 1326 is secured by a lock on its right side, designed to fit a small key designated '''SCP-1326-1'''. This key is the only method of opening the book, as attempts to utilize picks or replicas to open it have failed. The content of 1326 appears to be an encyclopedic collection of various works and articles on a number of topics. The nature of these works varies between known authors, altered versions, or unidentified works covering unknown material, some of which may be related to [=SCPs=] under or out of Foundation custody. The content housed in the book may be changed by inputting "index numbers" via the dials on the book's front cover. These numbers do not appear to follow any sort of classification system, as no correlation has been found between the index values and the contents they yield. If 1326 is brought within one meter of another book or written document, the arms on its cover will begin moving of their own accord in order to line up the lenses with the document in question. Once aligned, the lenses will emit a blue light and "scan" the document for approximately 5 seconds, then return to their original positions. Testing has confirmed that this behavior is a means for the book to acquire new information, which will be presented in readable format under an apparently random index designation. How 1326 is capable of identifying sources of information is unknown, though staff theorize it may possess a certain degree of sentience.

'''SCP-1327''' is an intelligence testing kit which superficially resembles the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale. It consists of nine testing booklets of varying sizes designated '''SCP-1327-1''' through '''-9''', containing a variety of tasks meant to assess various components of intelligence, a set of colored wooden blocks intended for use in a spatial reasoning task, designated '''SCP-1327-10''', and a pad containing instructions and scoring sheets, designated '''SCP-1327-11'''. The anomalous properties of the object manifest upon completion of any of the individual tasks. Within 500 milliseconds of task completion, both the test-taker and the person administering the test will lapse into a bilateral complex partial seizure lasting 8 seconds. Upon emerging from the seizure, the test-taker will have the intellectual capabilities of the test administrator, primarily in areas of knowledge that were just tested. Neither the test-taker nor the administrator claims to have any knowledge of an 8-second gap, and barring any radical change in intelligence, both generally proceed as though nothing unusual had happened.

'''SCP-1328''' is a phenomenon affecting the eastern portion of Tennessee between August, 1784 and December, 1785, when it was a territory known as "'''Franklin'''". The territory was dissolved after this time, and did not display anomalous properties until 1866. Occasionally, maps, books, and cartographic references will begin listing 1328 as being part of another country, adding an "extra state" to their contents. These altered maps will not show 1328 as being geographically attached to these nations, showing its physical location within the U.S. Affected documents will usually go into detail about how it was an important part of the nation's cultural history. Persons reading these documents will be convinced of its status and history, often attempting to show as many other subjects as possible and spreading 1328's effect. Affected subjects may begin identifying themselves as residents of 1328, and attempt to navigate to it overland. No matter how far the subject originally was from 1328, they will arrive in one of its cities hours after departure. Observation of affected subjects shows that they and whatever vehicle they are operating appear to fall into a chasm which suddenly emerges below them, followed by an emergence in 1328. Subjects from different nations may encounter each other, which can cause confusion and anger due to 1328's effect. Subjects will describe 1328 as a disputed territory and insist that their nation has a stronger claim to it. This effect has led to local conflicts, as affected subjects attempt to terminate all individuals with perceptions that conflict with their own.

'''SCP-1329''' is an abandoned aquarium located in Russia. The three sub-surface floors vary in size, architecture, and layout significantly when compared to any other floors and are present on no blueprints from the time of construction. The building is in a state of severe disrepair, though it shows few signs of looting or vandalism. '''SCP-1329-1''' are a group of human beings which will regularly manifest in or around 1329. These subjects are primarily from central Asia and average 25-50 years of age, speaking a mix of English, Russian, Dari, and Mandarin Chinese. Most of them show signs of overexposure, malnourishment, and symptoms resembling mercury poisoning, and wear heavily-repaired or modified clothing consisting of parts of a pale green jumpsuit or scrubs. Items carried by 1329-1 have included firearms, improvised spears or harpoons, compasses and mapmaking equipment, lengths of rope, cans of motor oil, plastic jugs containing distilled water, fish stock, whale blubber, or algae cultures, and various trinkets containing fish bones or preserved skin. During manifestations, 1329-1 will walk around, converse with each other if more than one is present, and interact with their environment. 1329-1 subjects are theorized to perceive entirely different surroundings and observers as other instances of 1329-1. Exhibits housed the aquarium include tanks filled with several hundred kilograms of raw coelacanth meat, jellyfish containing human brains within the proximal bulb, a large fungal growth containing a school of herring, and a tasseled wobbegong that inhabits the main office and attacks any subject at the ground level. Additional phenomena within the building include indistinct conversations in the second-floor men's restroom and streams of bubbles appearing in mid-air.

'''SCP-1330''' is a landfill with trash (designated '''SCP-1330-1''') originating from several alternate universes. 1330 appears to only affect items discarded as being worthless, though how an item is determined as such is uncertain.

'''SCP-1331''' is a bar of yellow hand soap with "The Factory" written along both lateral sides. When 1331 touches any part of the inside of a human subject's mouth, all attempts to vocalize expletives become censored by a synthesized tone. Non-vocal communication, including sign language and written expletives, is unaffected.

'''SCP-1332''' is a thick, metallic gray paste, similar in color and sheen to mercury. When a subject is directly exposed to 1332 via cuts and scrapes, they begin to transform into '''SCP-1332-B'''. The transformation manifests externally as flu-like symptoms that subside over the course of 2 to 3 days. During this period, 1332 converts the subject's bones and muscles into an amorphous mass superficially resembling itself, which still performs all the functions of the replaced systems, such as allowing movement and protecting vulnerable organs from damage. The autonomic system seems to maintain the density and structure of the mass, allowing 1332-B to maintain the appropriate shape. '''SCP-1332-C''' manifests when 1332-B instances either become aware of the nature of their condition, or when attempting to undertake a physical activity they are unaccustomed to. Either situation causes the autonomic system to momentarily cease its usual functions as 1332-B attempts to exert control over their body. In the majority of cases, this leads to complete structural collapse of the subject's internal support systems, which frequently kills the subject through internal hemorrhaging or suffocation.

'''SCP-1333''' is an anomalous entity that manifests as a mobile app, believed to have begun circulation in 2008. The program appears under many names, often purporting to be a harmless program targeted to males and females ages 18-22. When first downloaded, 1333 remains dormant until first used. Due to the obvious variances in personal use, this dormant period may be a few seconds to the theoretical functioning lifespan of the phone. 1333 has been found disguised as a multitude of mobile applications, including navigation, social networking, entertainment, music, productivity, and others. The entity appears to affect any person who uses the program, regardless of ownership of the phone containing it. After sufficient use of 1333, the phone will begin to exhibit symptoms indicative of a glitch, and may receive text messages from unknown numbers. These messages are typically in the form of single words, in upper-case, and often have a negative or hostile connotation, such as "NEVER", "WRATH" and "BLEED". As use continues, the secondary anomalous effect occurs. If the phone is equipped with a camera, the phone's photo album will be altered to include photos that feature the user that were not taken by them. These images range from trivial images of the subject taking their own picture in a mirror to images of the subject located in places they have never been. With continued use, the entity will generate progressively more disturbing images, sometimes featuring the subject with severe injuries or in traumatic scenes featuring death, dismemberment, and torture.

'''SCP-1334''' is a six-story apartment building located in China. The exterior of the complex is nondescript, and the interior rooms each contain specifically arranged items, including pairs of chopsticks, bottles of wine, articles of jewelry, bundles of incense sticks, office supplies, children's toys, potted plants, empty fishbowls, bronze sculptures, ashtrays, and stacks of coins and paper money and coins, each grouped in a different arrangement of multiples. Items that are removed from 1334 disintegrate upon crossing the threshold of the bottom floor. Replacements will appear roughly 8 hours after removal. Grouped items that are rearranged will automatically return to their original grouping. 1334 is currently inhabited by a humanoid figure who was listed as the contracted tenant of the building's sixth story apartment. This entity, designated '''SCP-1334-1''', acts in a manner consistent with complaints filed by the apartment complex's other tenants, who described them as "eccentric" and "disruptive to others' households". Though 1334-1 appears corporeal, infrared scans of the apartment and complex during sightings do not indicate any heat signature. 1334-1 is believed to be the cause of the disappearances of the former tenants of the building, as well as a janitor and the landlord of the apartment building. Foundation agents sent to investigate 1334 repeatedly encountered 1334-1, who would inform them that their attire was "unlucky" due to their amount of accessories or thread count. All agents that encountered 1334-1 reported dizziness and nausea upon leaving the apartment, determined to stem from sudden, unknown episodes of low red blood cell counts.

'''SCP-1335''' is a fortune cookie identical in appearance to a standard cookie manufactured by Wonton Foods Inc. It displays the anomalous effect of releasing 100 mL of liquid every hour, as well as producing the sounds of barking dogs and disco music. The liquid released from the cookie is composed primarily of water, but it contains traces of lead, calcium, and an unidentified organic compound. Like others of its kind, 1335 contains a strip of paper within its shell. The phrases written on the slip appear as complaints to the anomalous phenomena the cookie produces, similar to that of an annoyed neighbor.

'''SCP-1336''' is a sheet of 8.5" x 11" 110 lb. card stock that has sustained very slight burn damage to one corner. The paper houses 5,000 dots, each one about 0.3mm in diameter, printed in various colors. Under non-magnified observation, the dots resemble those printed by a color printer, but microscopic examination reveals that the paper fibers themselves appear to be colored. The dots are classified as anomalous because they are known to slowly move around on their paper through unknown methods. While each individual dot moves seemingly at random, they can and will form recognizable patterns on frequent occasions. The dots have never been observed to stop moving at a speed of 1mm/s, though they seem to randomly change directions and rarely stay moving in any one direction for more than a few seconds. The patterns created by the dots appear as structural formulas for various organic compounds. Visual and verbal communication with the dots has met primarily with failure, though they do seem to be aware of the environment to a degree.

While many anomalies are created This particular SCP is a glaring example of why the Foundation dedicates itself to containing anomalies rather than destroying them. SCP-1337 itself is the ghost of Mary Talish, an Indiana woman who was abducted and ritualistically sacrificed by a demonic cult. On the 19th of every month, she would manifest on the side of a road to beg passing motorists for a ride. When the motorist takes her to the cemetery where she was buried, she would harmlessly disappear, leaving only her sweater behind. In a misguided attempt to get Mary's spirit to move on (as well as save the Foundation some gas money), one particular Foundation researcher, named Dr. Langford, ended up killing her parents, burning their house down, and tearing up the road she would manifest on. Because of this, Mary's ghost is now hostile towards anyone who doesn't stop to give her a ride, and murders them in the same way she died, with Langford himself being her first victim.

'''SCP-1338''' is a young boy of indeterminate ethnicity who has heterochromia (one dark brown eye and one green eye) and does not appear to age. 1338 can communicate using simple English, and has demonstrated a talent for climbing trees. He is able to use plant matter to create substances with certain healing properties, though these substances only retain their abilities while within his presence. While analysis of the produced substances has revealed no anomalies, 1338 has shown skill in curing various ailments, including headaches, eye irritation, and upset stomachs. Shallow cuts treated by 1338 heal completely after an average of four minutes, and subjects receiving care from 1338 report feeling no pain when the cures are applied. 1338 favors a forest in the Appalachian Mountains as a place of residence, his health having deteriorated while he was briefly being brought into containment.

'''SCP-1339''' is a police badge with no markings of a police department or rank. When the badge is fastened to the clothing of a human being, they will be convinced that any actions they observe or commit are entirely justified. When asked about events, the subject will always rationalize and defend the action. Assessments of motor skills, problem solving, and cognitive abilities have all proven that the badge does not impair mental facilities. Once 1339 is removed from the subject, they will immediately feel large amounts of guilt and depression, even if they committed no morally or ethically wrong actions while wearing it. In a majority of cases where psychiatric or amnestic treatment is not received, the subject will commit suicide, often confessing to unknown crimes in suicide notes.

'''SCP-1340''' is a species of cave-dwelling electroceptive manta ray. They have large triangular pectoral fins, horn-shaped cephalic fins, large terminal mouths, lack of pigmentation, and a pair of vestigial eyes. 1340 also possess two large electrocyte organs on each side of their heads, which they use to communicate with signals of varying voltage, amperage, and frequency. By converting this electrical activity into speech, the Foundation has realized that all instances of 1340 are sapient and highly social. The colony in Foundation captivity, consisting of 118 males, has been revealed to function as a council holding meetings of a parliamentary nature. These meetings are used by the colony to regularly discuss business and current events in an open forum, as well as employing guards to subjugate individuals that act out of line in the colony's beliefs.

'''SCP-1341''' is a mason jar made of red glass with the words "JUNGLE IN A JAR" on the lid. Removing the lid when 1341 is outside an enclosed space has no effect, but if it is removed while indoors, 1341 will begin to exude soil from the opening at 10kg per minute. The soil will cause all matter of tropical, jungle-like plants to grow. Some of these plants grow fruit that, after falling, release simian-like bipeds designated '''SCP-1341-2'''.

'''SCP-1343''' is a sealed concrete container initially buried in a California hillside. Attempts to drill through it have resulted in a series of severe traffic collisions. '''SCP-1343-1''' is a severely damaged 1955 Ford Thunderbird. The vehicle has been sighted periodically in active highway tunnels adjacent to 1343. It manifests on April 7 each year at approximately 2:45, and it has appeared on other occasions when 1343 has been disturbed. In a typical sighting, 1343-1 appears when a witness rounds a turn into the tunnel, at which point drivers have described the vehicle accelerating toward them while engulfed in flames. Believing a head-on collision to be imminent, most witnesses react by swerving into the tunnel's walls or into oncoming traffic.

'''SCP-1344''' are five pairs of goggles of various types, including those used in swimming, aviation, welding, paintball, and a handcrafted pair designed in a style similar steampunk culture. All 1344 instances contain two hollow, telescoping needles hidden in recesses in the frame, each hidden on one side of the frame. The goggles will show no anomalous behavior unless worn by a living human being. After approximately 5 seconds, both needles will extend and pierce the subject's eye, embedding themselves in the optic nerves. Though this process does not appear to cause any physical pain or discomfort in the subject, the psychological repercussions are as expected. Unless sedated, subjects will invariably attempt to remove the goggles from their face. If allowed to proceed with removal, a subject will extract their eyeballs in their entirety from ocular orbit. Once successfully removed, both needles retract, releasing the subject's eyeballs. Safe removal of 1344 is only possible through an invasive medical procedure that leaves the patient blind.

'''SCP-1345''' is an abandoned Quonset hut, constructed between 1949 and 1951 by employees of Los Alamos National Laboratories under direction of the United States government. The hut houses an assembly of equipment ('''SCP-1345-A''') designed to broadcast precisely modulated microwaves in a direction selected by the operator of the assembly. Along with various support equipment, the assembly contains a control computer using miniaturized vacuum tubes as computing elements, signal generation and modulation equipment digitally controlled by the computer, and a synchronized array of UHF transmitters to generate the microwave signal. The transmission system terminates in a gimballed parabolic dish antenna, mounted on a steel mast able to telescope through a hatch in the roof. The antenna is able to be aimed precisely via rotation and elevation. Several aspects of the equipment make it distinct from conventional microwave transmission facilities. The crossed-field final amplifiers and tuning units driving the antenna are over-engineered for their expected power capacity and heat dissipation needs; each was built to handle over 400 kilowatts of power at maximum. '''SCP-1345-B''' is a widespread memetic phenomenon, manifesting in culture as a conspiracy theory regarding a non-existent event known as the Philadelphia Experiment. The precise date of official manifestation is impossible to determine, but extensive searches of printed and written media archives show that there is no mention of 1345-B prior to the first test of 1345. Reported knowledge of the Philadelphia Experiment appears to have occurred in multiple individuals in a close time period; these individuals were all living at various locations directly north of 1345-A at the time of its only test. Affected individuals claimed to have knowledge of the Philadelphia Experiment, variously claiming to have witnessed it, read about it in secret United States Navy documentation, or learned about it via other methods; they soon began to contact individuals studying [=UFOs=] and other paranormal phenomena.

'''SCP-1346''' is a cement corridor, 3.5m by 3.5m and 130m in length, located in the subbasement of a former research center. The entrance is marked by a heavy steel door, 3.5 meters wide and almost 45 cm thick, and an identical door sits closed at the opposite end of the hallway. The passageway itself is seamless, having no other doors, windows or alcoves. The ceiling has regular lighting placements. Due to the corridor's effects, everything past 60 meters has proven impractical to maintain, rendering the last half of the corridor dark and in disrepair. The corridor's anomalous nature manifests at approximately 50-60 meters along its length. Shortly after crossing the 50-meter threshold, electronic devices begin to malfunction. At about the same point, subjects report hearing clicking, tapping, and other mechanical sounds not from any clear source. During this period, subjects start to report feelings of apprehension, which intensify the longer they remain in the passageway, and the further along it they traverse. Eventually, a fear or dislike the subject harbors will begin to manifest into a fully-fledged phobia. Subjects may begin to hallucinate, imagining the presence of some entity or condition drawn from their psyche. At around 90-100 meters, or if more than 10 minutes have been spent in the anomalous zone, the subject becomes overwhelmed with fear, attempting to retreat from the passageway as quickly as circumstances will allow. In most subjects, the feelings of fear and anxiety subside immediately upon exiting the corridor.

'''SCP-1347''' is a 20cm pine box with a hinged lid, as well as a slit on one side measuring seven centimeters by one centimeter. The phrase "All answers are born from questions." is written below the slit in black ink. The box's anomalous properties will only become active in the event that a written question or inquiry is inserted into the slot. When the inquiry is sufficiently simple to answer, a Type A event occurs, wherein the item on which the inquiry was written disappears, replaced by an identical object with the inquiry being replaced by 1347's reply. 1347 gives a reply to every inquiry, regardless of its nature. A Type B event takes place when the inquiry inserted is complex or thought-provoking. These events will have 1347 manipulating events in the real world to perform an experiment which will provide it with the information to formulate a reply to the inquiry. Depending on the nature of the input, the experimentation varies. Once the experiment is over, the reply will appear in a manner identical to that of the appearance in a Type A event. There is no known limit to 1347's capabilities while a Type B event is in progress.

'''SCP-1348''' is a modified cave complex located 81 kilometers from the Jabal al-Druze mountains in El Taebah, Syria. in Israeli air strikes on the site after discovery resulted in the additional discovery of three unknown chambers. SCP-1348-01 was an anomalous humanoid observed performing a ritual practice of unknown provenance inside the complex, which died shortly after being taken into custody. SCP-1348-02 is the above-mentioned ritual practice, spoken portions of which are performed in an unknown Southern Semitic language. When adequately performed by individuals meeting unclear ritual criteria, 1348-02 prevents full retraction of the veil surrounding SCP-1348-03, the central chamber of the complex. When performed by appropriate celebrants, performances of 1348-02 induce suggestibility, religious mania, and a desire to perform the ritual practice, with repeated exposure resulting in ritually-themed obsessive compulsion. Due to high neutron flux, 1348-03 was originally believed to be a storage site for high-grade radioactive waste. Initial investigation of the chamber revealed an elaborate rectangular chamber, decorated in a proto-Semitic style. In the center of the room is a raised platform with a 9-meter radius, surrounded by cylindrical sheath constructed of beryllium bronze. At dawn, noon, and dusk, the sheath retracts, causing the neutron flux inside 1348-03 to increase to lethal levels. Performing 1348-02 appears to provide celebrants with substantial protection against radiation poisoning, and results in a complete closure of the outer sheath. It has been theorized that this occurs because the ritual affects a powerful being in the complex, emitting untold levels of radiation.

'''SCP-1349''' is a variant of the forest caterpillar hunter beetle. These beetles do not pass the larval stage, but grow to be between approximately 5 and 15cm. Their saliva is slightly corrosive and causes an acute allergic reaction on the skin of a living organism upon contact. If 1349 bites a living organism, it injects a chemical compound into the bloodstream. This compound induces marked changes in the reproduction and characteristics of the cells in the mucous membranes of the stomach, triggering the growth of multiple neoplasms after a period of four to six days, which function as miniature stomachs. These growths are connected to the digestive tract by several vessels leading back to the main stomach of the subject, and initially aid in the digestive process. Any organism bitten by 1349 is labeled as '''SCP-1349-1'''. The growths will begin to spread to the intestinal tract of the subject after an additional three days. In 35% of cases, these micro-stomachs will also begin to spread to the esophagus and lungs of the subject, effectively drowning them in gastric acid. After approximately fourteen days from the initial growth, the digestive tract will begin to overflow with gastric acid, causing the stomach to rupture and cause death, the gastric acid reducing a large portion of the body to slurry.

'''SCP-1350''' is a floating, mobile point of light of unknown origins. The emanating light is not reflected by any known material, but can be perceived by biological organisms or mechanical photosensitive equipment. 1350 and its light pass uninhibited through all known materials regardless of consistency or opacity. It will target and slowly accelerate toward any living creature with a mass greater than 2488 grams. Target acquisition is determined primarily by maintenance of direct observation by a living organism, secondly by proximity of the target and the target's mass. It will cease movement and instantly change targets should the situation change and make another target more favorable according to the criteria. Upon reaching a target, the object moves into the target's brain, whereupon the life functions immediately cease. Regardless of the mass of the target affected, the object immediately increases in volume, base speed, and apparent luminescence by exactly 22.7%. These attributes decrease linearly at a rate of 1.14% per day, until the object reaches a minimum apparent diameter of 0.5cm, minimum base speed of 4kph, and a minimum apparent luminescence of 25,000cd.

'''SCP-1351''' is a cave located within Kentucky's Mammoth Cave National Park. Like most caves in the area, 1351 appears to have been carved from limestone strata capped by sandstone. It is accessible through a dome in the ceiling of an otherwise unremarkable section of cavern 125 meters underground, but this dome's height would require 1351 to be well above surface level. The interior of the cave only has a single floor and wall. Over the course of the cavern's length, the floor and wall will "wrap around" to become the ceiling and a different wall, resembling a Moebius strip. Gravity orients towards the nearest floor, a dark band in the rock wall shows the location of the boundary between the local gravitational fields. The cause of this unusual spatial-warping is not understood yet.

'''SCP-1352''' is a dust devil that displays sentience, and has a preference for interacting with humans. Upon interaction, the dust devil will shrink to three meters in height and will attempt to surround subjects as a sign of happiness. If the devil is excited, its wind speeds and funnel size rapidly shift between 60 and 100 km/h. If angered, it grows to proportions similar to those of F5 tornadoes, throwing debris at speeds excess of 300 km/h. 1352 has displayed signs of intelligent behavior, showing the ability to manipulate the wind it generates to pick up and place items weighing up to 500 kilograms with precision. The devil has also been shown to respond to verbal commands in the manner of a dog or cat, responding to commands such as "stay", "go", "come here", and "fetch".

'''SCP-1353''' is a group of animate, felt sculptures resembling centipedes. The centipedes vary in color and size, typically bearing at least twenty pairs of legs and a pair of functional eyes. Adults can range from 30 to 50 centimeters in length and 2 centimeters in width. 1353 display nocturnal behavior and will actively seek out sleeping humans to turn into hosts, collectively designated SCP-1353-A, via dermal exposure. Once contact is made, a specimen will create an incision and enter the body. Its forcipules generate a venom that works as an anesthetic, and the incisions will usually go unnoticed until the specimen has thoroughly embedded itself under the skin. Once embedded, the specimen will continue to move underneath the skin without causing tissue damage. Approximately 1 week after embedding, 1353 will no longer be seen underneath the skin and is assumed to enter a dormant state inside of the host's abdominal cavity. 1353-A report being aware of hosting 1353 instances but do not usually report pain apart from injuries caused by initial entry. They continue to function as normal human beings, with the only exception being when presented with any stimulation that invokes feelings of nostalgia, as this will re-activate 1353 to continue moving at random inside the body. 1353-A are acutely aware of the presence and movement of their hosted 1353, and will express moderate to extreme discomfort at the re-activation.

'''SCP-1354''' are 11 volumes of soup stock (250 mL each) designated '''SCP-1354-1''' through '''-11'''. Despite their age, the soup stock shows no signs of spoilage and has proven edible. They are also exothermic, maintaining a constant temperature of 37 degrees Celsius and showing no signs of evaporation. 1354 are capable of responding to verbal communication via the manifestation of letter-shaped pasta. Unless otherwise prompted, these letters will remain on the surface for 3-4 minutes before submerging and vanishing. Each instance of 1354 appears to contain the consciousness of an individual reported missing from Oregon. Each missing individual corresponds to an instance shares several characteristics, most notably their ages and status as single parent household.

'''SCP-1355''' is a one-story building that was used as a temporary book storage site. It is inhabited '''SCP-1355-1''', a colony of lifeforms visually indistinguishable from cardboard boxes already stored in 1355. Thermal imaging has revealed that 1355-1 possess a thermal signature similar to humans, the signature dissipating while 1355-1 is in motion. Subjects who encounter 1355-1 report hearing multiple voices described as "beautiful" singing a song familiar to the subject. This music is observed to induce a sense of calmness in subjects. Subjects recovered were rendered incapable of talking or producing any vocalization, as their larynxes have been revealed missing via resonance imaging. None of the subjects appear concerned over or even aware of their loss of voice, despite being told this fact to their faces.

'''SCP-1356''' is a small rubber duck that, when held by a human subject, appears to displace liquid water. If a subject holding the toy attempts to enter a pool or lake, they will find that all liquid within an area extending approximately 152.4 x 81.3 x 45.7cm from the body disappears. Tests reveal that the approximate volume of water before and after exposure to 1356 remained consistent. However, even in the presence of a subject holding the duck, water levels were never observed to rise. This suggests that the object displaces the liquid to an unknown location, from which it eventually "returns". The duck's effects also extend to water that makes up the human body, as subjects have been discovered largely dehydrated hours after exposure to the duck.

'''SCP-1357''' is '''Playland''', an amusement park in Poland with an area of 16km. There are four ticket booths that allow entrance into the park, located at the northern, eastern, southern, and western sides of the area. Playland houses various attractions normally found at theme parks, such as rides, bumper cars, and assorted booths and stores. No items, commodities, or snacks require currency of any kind to operate or purchase. The park's anomalous properties are activated when a specified group of people enter the park, said group including two people in a romantic relationship and a child under 18 that identifies the former two as their guardians. When these requirements are met, human employees designated '''SCP-1357-A''' will manifest throughout the park. 1357-A vary in age, ethnicity, sex, and gender, but they typically appear in matching uniforms, based on a popular children's television character. '''SCP-1357-B''' are tickets that allow entry into Playland. These tickets have been found to be consistently delivered on the 13th day of every month to families in the area of the park. 1357-B will allow entrance into the park by any individual, regardless of whether they were the intended recipient or not. Any personnel that are not carrying 1357-B that attempt to enter the park will be denied access by several instances of 1357-A. 1357-A have a rather strong attatchment to children with parents, and will do nearly anything to keep them inside the park. Those who resist the park's temptations and desire returning to their families, as a certain Foundation agent found out, are forcibly brainwashed into new instances of 1357-A.

'''SCP-1358''' is a heavily forested area of land in Canada. For the majority of the day, 1358 lacks any anomalous properties. From 19:30 to 07:30, 1358 becomes inhabited by entities known as '''SCP-1358-1'''. These entities appear to be animated, illuminated outlines of humanoid figures. They display signs of intelligence, occasionally performing coordinated and complex movements. Despite this, they usually appear to wander aimlessly throughout 1358. All attempts to communicate with 1358-1 have been met with hostility. At 06:30, all entities freeze in place, their illumination appearing to wane and outlines blurring as the sun rises, until they resemble solid masses of dim light. By 07:30, all instances of 1358-1 have faded completely. 1358-1 display the ability to locate human beings anywhere within the area of 1358. In the event of human introduction into the area, all entities active converge on a subject until making contact. Subjects who come in contact with 1358-1 involuntarily tense up, effectively paralyzing them. Instances of 1358-1 then begin climbing up onto each other's shoulders, until level with the apex of the closest tree. The subject is then transported up this "ladder" and placed at the peak of the tree, where they remain until vanishing along with 1358-1.

'''SCP-1359''' is a woman of Northern European descent missing her right eye, right ear, right foot, and the little, ring, and middle fingers on her left hand. She also has heavy scarring from the removal of strips of her skin. Any organism that visually observes her directly or an accurate pictographic depiction of her will be overcome with a single-minded determination to cut off a part of her body and fully consume it. Once a portion of 1359 has been successfully consumed, the urge to continue consuming parts of her subsides until the eaten portion has fully passed through the digestive system. When questioned, people affected by 1359's anomalous property are unable to provide a coherent motive for assaulting and attempting to cannibalize her body. They are not inhibited from identifying their actions as wrong on an intellectual level, and most of them still retain a strong dislike of cannibalism after the fact, but they are unable to attach appropriate negative emotional responses to attacking 1359, or the act of eating a portion of her.

'''SCP-1361''' is an amorphous mass of animal tissue, similar in appearance to mechanically separated meat. Tissue analysis indicates that 1361 contains DNA from 37 distinct species, including human beings, and it consists primarily of muscular tissue, connective tissue, and fat. 1361 also contains high concentrations of ammonium hydroxide and is caustic to exposed flesh. The mass possesses no sensory organs or internal structure, and demonstrates no indications of being intelligent or aware of its environment. Due to its lack of specialized organs, pieces of 1361 can be removed or reattached without any harm. 1361 is capable of limited locomotion along flat surfaces by means of contracting and expanding itself. 1361 has been observed to move at a constant rate of 1.3 meters per minute, irrespective of its current mass. If 1361 encounters any biological matter while traveling, it will attempt to engulf the object. Within 15-30 minutes of engulfing, 1361 will digest the object, its mass and volume increasing by the mass and volume of the object. 1361 has demonstrated an ability to digest any plant or animal matter introduced to it, including wood, clothing, hair, and bones. Non-organic material contained within the consumed object is not digested and remains within 1361 indefinitely. If not fed, 1361 will continue to lose weight until it is no longer capable of locomotion, at which point it will begin to spoil and grow mold. If 1361's mass exceeds 107 kg, it begins exuding a highly pleasant aroma, that convinces humans and carnivorous animals exposed to approach and consume 1361, uncooked, regardless of the caustic damage caused to the hands, mouth, and throat by this process. Once eaten, the consumed matter will begin to engulf the subject from the inside, digesting and turning them into another instance of 1361 over the course of approximately 4-6 hours.

'''SCP-1362''' is a 500 square meter area in Greenland. A graphite cube measuring 12cm x 12cm x 12cm is located at the center of 1362, with a small circle is engraved into the top of the cube. '''SCP-1362-1''' are 6 humanoid figures that manifest within 1362. 1362-1 are 1.6 meters tall and weigh 72 kilograms, each dressed in a black shirt, pants, and sandals, with no visible branding or other identifying marks. The upper body of all instances constantly produce a thick, black smoke, which obscures their faces and upper torsos. When active, 1362-1 will attempt to signal any transportation they can view, waving to any incoming vehicles or Foundation personnel stationed around its containment area. In addition to waving, 1362-1 will stick their thumbs out, whistle, and attempt to block vehicles from exiting by surrounding it. When no vehicles are present, 1362-1 will slowly walk along the perimeter of 1362, making notes of the surrounding area. Each instance categorizes different information about the surrounding topography. Once every 24 hours, all instances will gather at the cube within 1362, sending a string of smoke signals shaped like English letters into the air, forming messages.

'''SCP-1363''' is a highly contagious RNA virus which specifically infects human epithelial tissue. Transmission occurs through physical contact with infected bodily fluids. The virus is capable of rapidly mutating to resist hostile agents, thus far rendering all antiviral treatments ineffective. Between three days and one week following exposure, subjects reporting a sour, metallic taste and persistent headache. Testing at this stage reveals 1363 present in the blood. Scrape-like skin lesions appear on the extremities through unknown means. This effect is reported to be painless, albeit unnerving. Subjects will also develop severe, widespread arthritis, as well as anemia and a progressive suppression of the immune system. The lesions will start to form coherent words and sentences at this point, which are controlled by two entities, collectively designated '''SCP-1363-1'''. Both entities appear to be unaware of their nature, but are nonetheless amicable in personality, have demonstrated in-depth knowledge of nuclear physics, and appear to enjoy interaction. Interviews have been very informative, as both entities are extremely willing to divulge personal information. It is possible to communicate with the entities by writing queries onto infected subjects, at which point their lesions rapidly rearrange into responses. This rearrangement process is also painless, but has been shown to cause panic in subjects, 7% of them having died of complications during this stage.

One of the more tragic anomalies contained, '''SCP-1364''' is an anteater which shows friendly behavior, occasionally attempting to embrace researchers with its elongated tongue. It does not appear to be sapient, and shows limited if diminishing signs of intelligence. 1364 has extremely poor endurance and mobility depending on its current state. The anteater's physical form remains relatively static when unexposed to a significant amount of stimulus, but it grows increasingly vulnerable to prolonged exposure of even the most negligible of stimuli. Despite the presence of a digestive system, 1364 does not seem to require sustenance. Testing reveals that the creature actually fares better without it, as the process of chewing, swallowing, digestion, and defecation results in significant bodily stress. The cause of the creature's extreme vulnerability has not yet been discovered, as its body shows no specific physical anomalies.

'''SCP-1365''' is a bicycle, unremarkable in appearance, aside from being in excellent condition and bearing a small sticker reading "BIKE JUSTICE" attached to it. Whenever a human attempts to mount 1365 and ride it for a distance greater than 20 meters, 1365 enters its active state. Subjects will find themselves unable to control their legs or arms, with both being used to steer and power the bike without any direction or guidance from themselves. After ten minutes of travel, 1365 will forcibly dislodge the subject, either via crashing into an inert object or simply throwing the subject off. In 90% of cases, the force used by the bike is sufficient to kill or fatally wound the subject upon impact, with the remaining 10% of subjects usually suffering a permanent disability impeding motor functions, such as paralysis. Three to four hours after the death or incapacitation of the subject, 1365 will vanish from its current location and reappear at the nearest location designed for storage of bikes in public places. Through unknown means, any damage sustained during the previous activation event will be repaired, and any evidence of previous use will be removed.

'''SCP-1366''' is a sawmill located in the town of Siskin. Originally built by the Siskin Logging Company in the 1820s, it was abandoned after a series of accidents that resulted in the death of the owner. Though abandoned for well over one-hundred and fifty years, 1366 is remarkably stable, despite the exterior appearing to be on the verge of collapse. When unobserved, the head saw will activate sporadically. Following activation, a single canted log of unknown origin is dispensed onto the log chute and deposited outside of the mill. The log, designated '''SCP-1366-A''', will feature a piece of writing, typically 2-8 words in length, carved onto its interior. The writing will present itself in the form of a sensationalist headline of dubious credibility, which may later be published in the local newspaper, the Siskin Gazette. Publication of stories occur regardless of whether or not 1366-A has been observed by a member of the civilian populace. Approximately 68% of the time, following the publication of the story, exposure to the printed story will result in major psychological changes in Siskin's populace, including xenophobic behavior, psychotic episodes, paranoia, increased promiscuity, bouts of amnesia, and failure to notice or acknowledge the disappearance of its inhabitants.

'''SCP-1367''' is a red helium-filled balloon of common make, tied shut by a 73.6cm white string. The object has no identifying marks that would indicate a manufacturer. Testing of the balloon's physical durability has been minimal due to the fragile nature of balloons, but it has been concluded that it does not lose helium through its permeable latex membrane. While it does exhibit buoyancy expected from its helium content, the balloon's movements seem to be unaffected by air currents and lift. If left to float freely, 1367 will begin to maneuver towards the largest gathering of individuals within 480 meters whose mood is mildly positive. Deliberate movement is difficult to detect since the object moves as if it were being pushed about by air current, but tests have since determined that the balloon does not need air to initiate locomotion. When 1367 comes within 4.5 meters of a targeted gathering, auditory abnormalities are heard by all within listening range. The amount of distinct speakers seems to be doubled, as additional voices are heard amongst the group. These voices are invariably in high spirits, and seem to belong to individuals that match the age and vocal patterns exhibited by the majority of those present, though mimicking no group member exactly. Voices heard by subjects include the laughter of children, people chanting "Chug", renditions of "Happy Birthday", moans of sexual activity, pipe organ music, and chants in an unknown language. The voices will not communicate with any specific individuals, but their speech and noise levels subside when the targeted group disperses or their mood changes to a non-positive state, causing 1367 to move to another group fulfilling its criteria if one is available.

'''SCP-1368''' is a parasitic, sapient species of humanoids composed of a thin hollow layer of contiguous epidermal skin. In their natural state, 1368 are beige of off-white, highly flexible, very strong, and somewhat elastic, similar in consistency and color to the shed of a snake. They are capable of moving in the same manner as a human, as well as slithering on the ground, undulating through water, or fluttering on air currents. Each instance has a long vertical seam on its front which extends from the lower lip to the groin. Their structure lacks eyes, a mouth, and genitalia, having holes in those locations instead. They have no form of nervous cephalization, instead possessing a neural net evenly distributed across their surface. They are generally unable to feel pain and do not need to breathe. An instance of 1368 parasitizes a human host by opening its seam, enveloping the host completely and laying over them like a second skin. Once this is achieved, the seam seals shut and it becomes nearly perfectly transparent, only appearing slightly reflective on camera. 1368 are capable of controlling the movements of their host to a degree, physically forcing their muscles from the outside. 84% of all instances recovered are skilled enough in this regard to control the cardiovascular systems and voices of their hosts, and 5% can control the ocular motions of their hosts. 1368 use human hosts as means to their own ends, though an overall picture of their goals, if any exist, has yet to resolve. Although classified as parasitic due to the distinctly non-mutual nature of the relationship, 1368 do provide minor benefits to their hosts, such as protection from chemical irritants, and treatments of acne, scabbing, and scarring that might otherwise afflict their hosts. Because of this, hosts may become sympathetic to the desires of 1368 instances and agree to assist them. 1368 obtain sustenance from dust, primarily composed of dead skin. If currently hosted, they may feed directly on the dead skin being sloughed off by their host in real time. They are capable of incorporating all of the dust they consume into their body mass, allowing them to heal from damage in a short period of time. 1368 are vulnerable to high temperatures and are particularly repulsed by fire. They can only be completely destroyed by incineration, since any and all remaining pieces with access to dust regenerate into duplicates of the original instance.

'''SCP-1369''' is a humanoid figure with four heads arranged in radial symmetry at the base of the neck. Four arms are arranged in a similar fashion around the thorax, with veins on the fingertips. In place of legs, 1369 exhibits a mass of tendrils which begin at its abdomen and end gripping the flooring of its containment area. Each of 1369's heads appear to continuously moan in different octaves of the same pitch when a test subject enters the vicinity of the containment area. The sound appears to have a luring effect on observers, who approach 1369, disrobe, and place their heads in an open cavity within 1369's thorax in a process that lasts for one to five hours. During this time, the blood of 1369 circulates through the subject's circulatory system, completely replacing native blood with that of 1369. Subjects tested report vomiting into a narrow passage in the thorax after the process is complete. Stomach acid and undigested biological matter pass through the base of 1369 by means of an unknown chemical reaction, and expand up to ten times in size into a viscous gray fluid. The fluid is emancipated through an orifice located at the base of 1369, normally coating the surrounding area in a natural setting and remains there for a space of four days. If this fluid is again coated with fluid from a separate feeding, the two fluids will bond and coagulate into heads that mimic the appearance and basic vocalizations of tested subjects.

'''SCP-1371''' is a juvenile axolotl that is fairly durable and capable of withstanding moderate changes in atmosphere and contaminants that would normally harm a member of its species. The amphibian is buoyant in air, capable of 'swimming' upwards distances of approximately 50 meters from the ground, although it spends most of its time on the ground and rarely ascends higher than 1 meter. While airborne, special care should be taken not to apply physical force to the axolotl without intent to hold it, to prevent damage. It is believed that 1371, when affected by an external force that would move it downwards, generates a massive excess of 'buoyancy' to compensate for its displacement.

'''SCP-1372''' is a phenomenon affecting a geodesic segment located along the western longitude and southern latitude of the planet. When a ship approaches 1372 from the east, travelling west, observers onboard the ship will observe a termination of the horizon at a closer distance to their ship, directly facing west more than any other direction. At closer range, the horizon appears to have a physical point of termination, corresponding to what observers describe as an "edge" of the Earth. Other than cognizance of the "edge" and a mild curiosity as to what it looks like close up, no psychological effects are noticed at this stage. Further approach increases the perception of the "edge", whereupon subjects will experience a minor compulsion to continue in spite of any perceived or communicated dangers, while resisting attempts to change their course. Even after removal, subjects will attempt to build or procure a ship and continue towards 1372 regardless of time of separation and in spite of all curative attempts. Any ship that crosses 1372 will disappear from all forms of visual contact. No personnel have been successfully recovered after crossing 1372, and remote probes do not appear to function properly. Thus, the nature of the area entered by ships crossing 1372 is not yet fully understood. On occasion, sailing ships will emerge from 1372, collectively designated '''SCP-1372-1'''. Observation of these ships has shown sails tattered or missing, engines are corroded beyond usability, rudders observed to have been destroyed, and in one case, a large hole below the waterline.

'''SCP-1373''' is a species of shark reminiscent of the dusky shark, whose pectoral fins bear luminescent tattoos reading "Property of Doctor Wondertainment". The carcasses of 6 fetal instances of these sharks, designated '''SCP-1373-01''' through '''-06''', are afflicted with cyclopic holoprosencephaly. Manipulation of each fetus' dorsal fin causes the eye to emit laser beams, with the intensity of the laser able to be adjusted with the amount of pressure on the fin. pressure on the fin. Sufficient pressure is enough to burn through metal at close ranges of 50-100 cm. The mechanism by which 1373 generate their lasers is not fully understood. Each shark's single eye was incapable of sight, instead being filled with a large amount of "laser cells".

'''SCP-1374''' is a text-based phenomenon that appears to specifically affect at least five structures used for human interaction with anomalies at any given time. Within affected buildings, subjects that have worked with anomalous objects for a time period greater than one year will randomly encounter 1374 within the structure. 1374 will manifest as short sentences or phrases that appear through a variety of media, including spray paint on walls, handwritten notes, and inserted sentences in official reports. The phenomenon only affects buildings that actively interact with anomalous objects. If an infected structure becomes inactive or ceases work with anomalies for time periods of greater than ten days, 1374 will no longer affect that. The nature and tone of 1374's messages appear to vary widely between structures, ranging from critical, supportive, and vindictive.

'''SCP-1375-1''' is a steel service door in a decommissioned tube station of the London Underground. When opened, 1375 contains a standing space-time aperture to '''SCP-1375-2''', a near-exact copy of the station prior to decommission, located on an extraterrestrial moon of similar mass and composition to Ganymede, orbiting a blue-green gas giant which itself is in orbit around a transitional-phase red giant star. The location of this solar system is currently unknown, though astronomical observation with the goal of identifying its location is ongoing.

'''SCP-1376''' is a yellow Sanyo [=VPC-WH1YL=] waterproof camcorder manufactured around 2009, and is outwardly unremarkable except for some minor scuffs and scratches as a result of extended use. Whenever a video recording is created with the camcorder, the resulting audio track is narrated by a male voice with a British accent in the manner of a nature documentary. Disassembly and inspection of the camcorder has yielded no irregularities or abnormal components.

'''SCP-1377''' is a phenomenon that has been affecting legislative bodies throughout the world since 1952. A humanoid animatronic of varying physical characteristics ('''SCP-1377-01''') will make its way from an unknown origin point to an official session of a legislative body, presenting a set of forged credentials identifying itself as a member of that body, and attempting to address the chamber. In all cases, the forged credentials have identified 1377-01 as a representative of a fictitious constituency within that nation's jurisdiction. 1377-01 are composed of living, organic tissue, and bear a loosely analogous resemblance to human beings. The anatomy of 1377-01 varies significantly from that of humans, possessing musculature and connective tissues similar to them, but possess an indeterminate, fleshy mass where a human's thoracic system would ordinarily be. Additionally, 1377-01 have a skeletal structure composed of tissue resembling hardened cartilage. If allowed to proceed into the legislative chambers at which the specimen emerges, 1377-01 will make a "speech". The content of this "speech" has varied greatly between instances, including electronic screeches, gorilla hoots, and human speech with no linguistic pattern.

'''SCP-1378''' is a small shopping mall which was destroyed by an electrical fire. Human subjects within the perimeter of the building, particularly the eastern wing, have reported numerous anomalous phenomena, most notably heavily distorted human voices and periodic temperature spikes in various locations. Attempts to record the voices onto electronic media have failed, but corroboration between affected subjects has resulted in highly consistent transcripts of such phenomena, suggesting a common source for each such incident rather than a localized effect specific to each subject. A small number of individuals with above-average extrasensory sensitivity have reported being able to see intangible humanoid figures with varying levels of clarity, and an even smaller number of individuals have received unexplained burns of varying severity in conjunction with periods of thermal fluctuation.

'''SCP-1379''' is a canvas painting depicting a clown and two children in clown face paint, held in a frame roughly 1.2m x 1.5m in size. Subjects who make disparaging remarks about the content of the painting will feel a sharp pain in the center of their chest, roughly behind the sternum within five to ten minutes, located roughly behind the sternum. The pain will persist for roughly 20 minutes before suddenly ending, after which the subjects will be irreversibly mentally changed, depending on their biological age. Adults will become unable to experience nostalgia and simple forms of curiosity. Imaginative ability is also dramatically reduced, with more creatively inclined subjects losing the will to create or perform. The subject's sense of humor will be dulled, no longer allowing a subject to find most humorous situations as such. Prepubescent subjects will be affected more dramatically. After the cessation of the pain, children will become permanently become subdued and highly suggestible, with little interest towards anything not directly related towards physical survival. The affected subjects will no longer show signs of any imaginative ability or creative potential, as well as an extremely stunted capability for learning non-physical, non-critical skills. Emotional response is extremely subdued as well, with individual children losing the will and ability to form bonds with others, react to humorous or depressing situations, or feel any sort of fear response. These traits will carry into adulthood, with individuals showing little to no changes in mental state as they age.

'''SCP-1380''' is a phenomenon centered around what was once a science lab at Dresden Elementary School in Dresden, Tennessee, consisting of '''SCP-1380-A''', the space within Dresden Elementary School that formerly contained the science lab, labeled on diagrams as Room #16, '''SCP-1380-B''', a remote location on the Baja peninsula centered on 25.2745° N, 111.2037° W, and '''SCP-1380-C''', a light switch installed on the wall of the former lab. When 1380-C is set to "on", the science lab is located in 1380-A, able to be entered without difficulty via the door to Room #16 and displaying no anomalous characteristics. During this period, 1380-B appears to be a normal desert region and displays no anomalous properties. When 1380-C is set to "off", the lab is located at 1380-B. A section of the ground at 1380-B will be replaced with the floor of the lab, upon which sit the tables, desks, and other furniture within the lab. The plumbing and electrical fixtures that should be located within the walls around the lab, including 1380-C, are suspended in midair around 1380-B, though the walls themselves are not present. While the lab is occupied within 1380-B, 1380-A takes on the appearance of a nebulous black region. Any matter that enters 1380-A during this time is inexplicably lost.

'''SCP-1381''' is a 1.5m x .8m x .5m pine dresser cabinet with two doors set beside three drawers, the knobs or pulls on both doors having been removed. The bottom drawer can be opened only partially and is empty, and neither the other drawers nor the doors can be opened manually. 1381 has the ability to attract any species of cat from a 15km radius. 1381's secondary effect varies depending on the cat comes into contact with the object. When a cat is introduced to 1381, it will begin rapidly "digging" at the left side of the cabinet while vocalizing distress. After one to five minutes of this behavior, the right door of 1381 will swing open and the animal will enter, the door immediately swinging shut behind it. Attempts to interfere with this behavior will be met with violent resistance. Between 10 and 20 hours after a cat enters 1381, both doors will open to reveal instances of SCP-1381-01 and SCP-1381-02. 1381-01 are feline-like beings possessing an outer surface that does not reflect light, luminescent eyes, and elongated claws. 1381-01 have been observed moving with greater agility than a standard feline, no doubt in part due to their double-jointed limbs. 1381-02 are creatures similar to 1381-01, albeit lacking the dark pigmentation. They are significantly larger, faster, and stronger than 1381-01, and are capable of directing the latter through unknown means.

'''SCP-1382''' is a red sea mark water buoy that has suffered structural damage indicative of a high speed impact, but is otherwise functional and intact. In darkened conditions, 1382 flashes the international distress signal "S.O.S." at ten-second intervals. The buoy is anchored to '''SCP-1382-2''', the remains of a commercial passenger liner that vanished over Lake Michigan in 1973 embedded on the sea floor. The vehicle has suffered extensive structural damage and degradation pertinent to an uncontrolled water landing and prolonged submersion. Contained within 1382-2 are fifty-six instances of '''SCP-1382-3''', the skeletal remains of what are believed to be the passengers and crew of the downed flight. When 1382-1 becomes active, all instances of 1382-3 become animate, registering a temperature of 37.0 °C on thermal imaging scanners. Early observation suggested that 1382-3 were "reliving" the crash of the flight, as the majority of 1382-3 appear distressed and assuming crash positions in their seats, then proceed to engage in a number of physical actions in response to the crash itself. After 13 seconds of activity, 1382-3 will turn to face 1382-1. They remain in this position until 1382-1 ceases its S.O.S., at which point they collapse and become inert.

'''SCP-1383''' is Room 14 of a Motel 6 in Gilroy, California. Living humans and other sapient beings that enter the room are physically and mentally unchanged, but become subjected to an effect which causes anyone who thinks about an affected person to believe that the person is still physically inside 1383. Affected humans are able to move freely and can keep track of their own location as normal. Feelings of dissociation are often reported following contamination, although no physiological effects have been diagnosed. Those coming into frequent contact with affected subjects complain of a distressing sense of cognitive dissonance. [[spoiler:A significant portion of 1383's article is blacked out, containing hidden messages within the censors, shown to be the work of an unknown party attempting to make contact with a second unknown party.]]

'''SCP-1384''' is a sapient entity with varying appearance. It typically appears as a human or human-shaped construct ranging from 1.5 to 2 meters in height, though it has also appeared to be made of materials ranging from porcelain to bone to white plastic. These changes in form take place instantaneously. 1384 is able to alter reality in response to certain stimuli. It claims to be under certain rules that govern its abilities and behavior, which it refuses to divulge. It is otherwise cooperative and genial, though it seems to prefer some people to others. All attempts to force 1384 to move or injure it have had no effect. The entity is housed inside a sixty-meter tunnel under a church in Scotland, constructed of a single piece of marble with three-meter thick walls and ceiling. The floor is tiled with colored squares in white, yellow, black, blue and orange. The squares can be damaged, but return to an undamaged condition as soon as 1384 moves to a new square. 1384 has stated that its goal is to reach the entrance of the hallway and leave the tunnel.

'''SCP-1385''' is a ring composed of concrete, measuring 19mm in diameter and weighing 1.4 grams. The object has many superficial flaws in the form of cracks and air bubbles, though it has been coated with a polyurethane resin, resulting in a glossy texture. The ring's anomalous properties become evident whenever a living human wears it on any part of their body. The most immediately evident effect is the instantaneous appearance of fully grown milk thistles on any surface the subject's feet contact. Because of the presence of spines typical of thistles, this invariably results in minor injury and great discomfort when a subject should attempt to walk. Secondary effects include a rapid increase in the growth of the subject's hair, which weaves itself into a net-like pattern and allows the subject to gain conscious control. These "nets" can be used by the subject to scoop up objects they would normally be able to pick up with their hands. Subjects under 1385's influence have an unexplained effect on lobsters. Affected lobsters will invariably attempt physical contact with the subject with no regard to self-preservation.

'''SCP-1386''' is a “Good Humor”-brand ice cream truck in poor condition and lacking images and descriptions of the products it sells. The vehicle is sapient, driving itself without a person behind the wheel. It plays instrumental melodies of “Pop Goes the Weasel” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” 24 hours a day, alternating between melodies every four hours. 1386 has a thin slot in the middle of its driver-side door, which only becomes visible when it dispenses ice cream products. Along with the ice cream, the van slides out a receipt with “sloppy, but legible” handwriting. The van receives payment through the same slot it delivers ice cream from, and will drive away as soon as it is paid. The prices and flavors of the products it sells fluctuate daily, but it never runs out of stock. The vehicle is known to become hesitant or hostile whenever customers appear unhappy when approaching it, as well as if they try to get out of paying for their ice cream.

'''SCP-1387''' is an immense bird similar in appearance to a seagull, measuring approximately 20m in length, with a wingspan of approximately 25m. 1387 lacks a heart, respiratory system, or digestive system, instead containing an interior that closely resembles the cabin of a passenger aircraft, holding 40 seats and 20 windows. On the sides of 1387's body are several rigid flaps of skin which act as entrance points to the interior. 1387 does not require nutrition, but recovers from injury slowly, with major injuries rendering the entity comatose for weeks. Once every 3 to 5 months, 1387 will land at the airport nearest its current location and produce a perceptual effect that causes people to perceive it as a passenger aircraft. During this state, a group of between twenty-three and thirty-four people in the airport (designated '''SCP-1387-1''') will attempt to move towards 1387 and enter its interior. Testing has shown that it is not possible to prevent 1387-1 from entering 1387's interior, as they have invariably been able to find other routes when one is blocked. Once all instances of 1387-1 have entered its interior, 1387 will take off and fly until it next exhibits its primary effect.

'''SCP-1388''' is a brand of brief-style underwear with designs related to various unlicensed superheroes, done in a comic-book style. The words "SUPER POWERS" are stitched into the waistband, and a label on the rear reads "'''One Size Fits All Superoos®.'''" Two identical pairs in containment have demonstrated that all pairs induce three central phenomena. The first is a space-altering effect where the waistband can stretch to accommodate any person who attempts to wear them, without stress or damage done to the garment. The second is a mind-altering effect where any person wearing the garment believes themselves to be a superhero, capable of superhuman strength, heightened senses, and unassisted flight. This effect manifests itself over a period of 12 hours, after which all test subjects have grown increasingly agitated and distraught. Beyond 16 hours, the wearer is at high risk of self-mutilation and accidental death, and most amnesiacs are no longer effective. No physical changes or new abilities have been observed despite the subject's insistence as to their new powers, aside from blood and urine samples indicating significantly increased amounts of dopamine and serotonin. The third effect is a compulsion for any person viewing the garment desiring to wear it.

'''SCP-1389''' is a gilded painting of a Christian saint rendered in Russian Orthodox tradition. The saint has an expression of great distress, and their image is raised approximately one millimeter from the background of the piece. 1389 has no abnormal visual attributes, but the saint it depicts is slightly warmer than standard facility temperature, at 35 degrees Celsius. X-ray imaging reveals a complete human skeleton directly underneath the surface of the image, flattened and scaled with the saint's form. No dissections have been carried out on the painting due to the possibility of destroying it, but CT scans indicate that fully functional circulatory and nervous systems exist underneath the "paint", implying that it is a living organism. 1389's saint has shown that it is capable of moving its eyes to follow an object, and has proven capable of communicating with personnel through a device, but it has refused to respond directly to questions asked to it.

'''SCP-1390''' is a grammatical structure only exhibited in the language of a long-forgotten civilization. While records indicate no mass migration, artifacts containing instances of 1390, known as '''SCP-1390-1''', have been found in such varied areas as the Mongolian steppes, the Apennines, and the coast of Brazil. 1390-1 resemble period art created by contemporaneous Mediterranean civilizations, and are not anomalous themselves. '''SCP-1390-2''' are individuals exposed to contact or meaningful knowledge of the syntactical structure of 1390, 60% of which become obsessed with decoding and studying the language's syntax. Infection occurs in a greater rate in individuals who show interest in the mechanics of language, and the infection proceeds more swiftly in subjects who are fluent in multiple languages. Infected subjects firmly believe 1390 to be a language created by "Angels", as well as that it is the only "pure" language in existence.

'''SCP-1391''' is an area of land in Canada bordering protected Algonquin reserves, measured at 12 hectares. The land currently holds 137 large abstract depictions of screaming heads made from concrete. Engraved on both sides of each head are a name and date, later determined to be the named individual's date of death. Investigations have determined that names on the stones match those of individuals who visited the location at one time or another. Of note is the observation that stones bearing the names of suicide victims are variously disfigured. It has been determined through corroboration of records and observation that the heads appear near the time of death of the individual named on a given statue. The stones have been noted to uniformly appear in locations not under current observation, such as around the perimeter fence, or observation posts.

'''SCP-1392''' is an antique scarificator dated to the late 19th century, constructed primarily of brass with an ebony handle, and cutting edges of surgical steel. Like mundane scarificators, it is operated by pressing the slotted side of the instrument to the skin, unlocking the spring mechanisms, which are forced out through the slots to create incisions in the skin prior to retracting. The anomalous properties of the instrument 1392 upon its use. The object has been found to function in a manner consistent with the Hippocratic theory, displaying etiological and symptomatic curative properties when used on diseases treatable by sanguination under said theory. The number of treatments needed to cure an illness is relative to the severity of the illness being treated.

'''SCP-1393''' is a spherical portal measuring 1.8m in diameter and positioned 10cm above the ground, which has remained active since February 2013. While active, 1393 continually exudes a partially vitreous slag-like substance from its surface. The material's temperature has been measured to range between 1500°C and 1800°C. Roughly 85% of this material is primarily composed of a combination of silica, quicklime, alumina, sodium borate, and magnesite. Traces of mercury, uranium, phosphorous, sulfur, radium, and other toxic elements have also been detected. It has been established that 1393 is used as the point of disposal for an extradimensional waste management business.

'''SCP-1394''' is an ornate brass syringe dating to the early 1600s. When fully assembled, 1394 will fill with a saline solution at a rate of 1mL per minute. When this solution is injected into a patient afflicted with a disease, the subject will sleepwalk four minutes after their next onset of REM sleep. The subject cannot be woken for the next forty minutes, and will wake upon the conclusion of this time period. While sleepwalking, subjects will experience a dream that accurately simulates their surrounding environment, aside from the presence of various medications and medical devices in the vicinity. The subject reports involuntarily using these devices during the dream to perform a medical procedure on themselves with intent to cure or alleviate their conditions, the actions they describe correspond to actions taken during sleepwalking. Medical procedures performed under 1394's influence only somewhat correspond to appropriate or real-life medical treatments, and will often entail the use of medical implements whose function is unknown. Subjects who perform procedures on themselves under 1394's influence experience a partial alleviation of the disease or condition,

'''SCP-1395''' is a cave located near a mountain in Greece, suggested to possess a depth of at least 500 meters. 1395's anomalous properties manifest when persons travel approximately three hundred meters inside the cave. After reaching this point, SCP-1395-A will manifest, blocking the path leading deeper into the cave. 1395-A is a humanoid entity, appearing to observers as a silhouetted apparition roughly 1.8 meters in height, that claims to have lived in the Ancient Greek city-state of Carystus. Though it will not forcefully impede any attempts to leave the cave, subjects encountering 1395-A report a strong desire to stay within its presence. 1395-A speaks in the native language of whomever it is addressing, but will insist it is speaking Attic Greek when questioned. If approached by an individual or group, 1395-A will engage them in conversation, appearing to derive pleasure from describing and recounting its presumed life. Following the encounter, 1395-A will demanifest, erasing all memories of the encounter from the subjects' minds. This will likewise affect written material, rendering writing on any sort of physical surface during the event illegible.

'''SCP-1396''' are 5 unmarked, weaponized artificial satellites of varying size orbiting Jupiter. They appear to be of human origin, but where and when they were constructed, as well as how they were transported, remains unknown. '''SCP-1396-1''' consists of a central hull coated with hexagonal ablative armor plates powered by what are believed to be radioisotope generators on the ends of three 25 meter booms in length. The central hull is estimated to have contained over 120 rod-shaped tungsten kinetic bombardment projectiles with an average mass of 220 kg. '''SCP-1396-2''' is a satellite of identical profile and mass to 1396-1, which is believed to have been rendered inactive. '''SCP-1396-3''', '''-4''', and '''-5''' are identical satellites of a smaller profile than 1396-1. Each of these objects is estimated to have carried approximately sixty kinetic bombardment projectiles averaging 90 kg in mass. All three satellites are also inactive and presumed neutralized. Over a period of 18 months following the satellites initiated kinetic bombardment attacks against unknown targets within the atmosphere of Jupiter in over 37 separate incidents. Analysis of telemetry recorded during 11 of these events resulted in one or more high-energy events at or near the gaseous "surface" of the planet consistent with the kinetic impact of one or more bombardment projectiles with a solid body at that location.

'''SCP-1397''' are five travel guides that describe rural locations in the former Czechoslovakia. While there is no copyright page or publisher information present, the information within the books suggests that they were written in the early 1950's. The anomalous effects of the guides manifest when a human subject falls asleep or otherwise becomes unconscious within five meters of one of them. Subjects report finding themselves awake and standing in a location described in their particular guide upon entering the unconscious state. Despite this, the subject's body does not move or vanish from its original location, and appears to remain unconscious. Surveillance reveals no anomalous activity at the locations the subjects claim to visit. Subjects' reports of their experiences differ, save for the presence of unrealistic and surreal “dream-like” events. Overtime, the incidence of these events increases. 92% of subjects awake naturally after a period of eight to twelve hours. The 8% of subjects who do not awake after a period of twelve hours will cease all vital signs after being unconscious for a period of time ranging from thirteen to twenty-four hours. Subjects who awake after having experienced 1397's effects are confused and hostile, and become nervous and upset when questioned about the reality of the perceived events. In addition, subjects express the belief that all of their dreams are in fact real events, accompanied with a fear of said dreams.

'''SCP-1398''' is a copy of the [[Music/TheGratefulDead Grateful Dead]] compilation album ''Skeletons from the Closet'', contained on a standard 12-inch LP. The record itself and its album cover are designated '''SCP-1398-1''' and '''SCP-1398-2''', respectively. The songs contained on the LP are designated '''SCP-1398-1-1''' through '''1-11'''. 1398 is almost physically indistinguishable from other copies of the same album, with the exception of a slightly modified track list. The anomalous properties of the album manifest when it is played in the presence of individuals capable of perceiving the anomalies. These listeners report slight uneasiness and hearing substantial deviations from the recordings contained on other copies of the album. Though the musical arrangements of songs remain unchanged, the lyrics are altered, either partially or completely, to encompass tales and subjects markedly different from normal recordings. The altered songs contain lyrics relating to rape, death, murder, ritual sacrifice, and various world-ending scenarios.

'''SCP-1399''' is a 15-page children's book titled "'''Another Way of Hearing.'''" The cover depicts the Earth, with the title above it, though no indication of an author. When read sequentially, one page at a time, the book consists of a variety of disconnected visual images that have strongly associated auditory connections, along with indicators for "another way of hearing" said images. The anomalous effect of the book occurs once it is read in its entirety and closed. Immediately after this, the reader ceases receiving auditory stimuli from the world around them, their eardrums instead resonating to the auditory stimuli of an alternate universe, as though their sense of hearing was transposed to said universe. It has been determined that the world to which the book attunes its reader is dependent on the last page, which changes periodically. All readers who experience the effect between changes have been determined to be hearing the same world.

'''SCP-1400''' is a humanoid resembling a Caucasian man of indeterminate age and average build, clad only with a black FM50 gas mask with opaque smoked lenses. It is intangible to all human beings except for a single random Caucasian man of similar build to itself that it will focus on, designated '''SCP-1400-A'''. The entity speaks constantly, though its vocalizations are always indecipherable due to its mask. Although apparently capable of normal locomotion, it tends instead to move by a poorly-characterized form of instantaneous translocation. 1400's voluntary activities consist almost entirely of observing 1400-A. Though the position of its eyes cannot be observed through its mask, the motions of its head track 1400-A's movements closely. Reactions to the creature vary between subjects, although most tend towards fear and distrust it, as is typical for persons confronted with the reality of constant surveillance. The only anomalous component of 1400-A's behavior is an extreme and universal revulsion at the idea of seeing 1400's face. 1400's vocalizations are an active cognitohazard, 75% of people exposed to the sounds report a strong desire to remove 1400's mask.

'''SCP-1401''' is a former stretch of highway paved in the early 20th century. 1401 exhibits no anomalous properties during daylight hours, and may be traversed safely. During nighttime hours, motor vehicles traveling along 1401, regardless of whether they were traveling east or west, do not arrive at their destination and cannot be located by any means. Surveys have located no trace of wreckage or signs of collisions. Monitoring equipment has spontaneously failed during disappearances, and pursuing aircraft have noted the test vehicle's headlights spontaneously deactivate concurrent with equipment failure, as well as instantaneous disappearance of the test vehicle's heat signature from onboard infrared imaging equipment. '''SCP-1401-1''' are several hundred motor vehicles with license plates and physical descriptions matching vehicles that have disappeared while traveling 1401. 738 unique instances have been identified to date, 31 of which have been identified as former Foundation test vehicles, and the vehicles themselves ranging in chronological design from a 1916 Ford Model T to a 2006 Toyota Camry. Upon manifesting, an instance of 1401-1 will proceed to drive in no particular direction upon any highway, arterial road, surface street, alley, or back road legally open to civilian traffic, without parking or stopping except for traffic lights, stop signs, or as necessary to yield to traffic or pedestrians. If not interfered with, 1401-1 will obey all traffic laws applicable to the jurisdiction in which it is operating.

'''SCP-1402''' is a plastic brown Royal Traveler briefcase that can be opened by unlatching 2 stainless steel clips found on either side of the rubber handle. If presented to any object or living thing and opened, 1402 will dispense a number of documents providing explicit detail of the subject's history up until it was presented. The mechanism by which 1402 achieves this is unknown, as is the mechanism by which it acquires paper and ink to print the information. Testing has shown that 1402 only distributes 1000 pages per subject. The content of these documents seems to be entirely random, and no trend has yet to be realized.

'''SCP-1403''' is a collection of 27 (formerly 31) female creatures resembling goldfish, each contained within a light bulb of non-standard design. Inside the bulb of each object is approximately 120mL of a solution of proteins, amino acids, and water necessary for nutrition and respiration. 1403 do not appear to consume food or produce waste, instead receiving sustenance when electric current is passed through the water they reside in. The fish can be removed from the bulbs, and will starve after approximately five days unless provided with an alternative source of electrical current and proteins. Dissections have revealed that the fish possess no digestive tract, instead having an organ responsible for converting electricity into sustenance. When connected to an electric current, these fish are capable of emitting electromagnetic radiation in the segment of the visual spectrum corresponding to orange. When the electric current exceeds 1 amp, this radiation will begin to enter the ultraviolet spectrum.

'''SCP-1404''' is composed of a ceramic black bowl and a stainless steel spoon, neither of which bear any marks indicating location or date of manufacture. If either object is placed in an orientation that is not standard for eating, it will slowly right itself into a suitable position by unknown means. Once upright, both items will slide in the direction of the nearest table-like surface at a speed of 20 meters per hour. If there is no direct path to a table, the objects will attempt to go through obstacles by rubbing against them, causing damage consistent with constant friction, but with no effect to the objects themselves. 1404 has also been observed sliding up and down walls, accessing ventilation systems, moving along ropes 1 centimeter in diameter, and dropping from heights of 30m without damage. Five minutes after settling into position, the bowl will slowly fill with non-anomalous dairy milk through an unknown external source. Once the milk reaches 472 mL, cereal letters will rise from the milk and spell out a variety of phrases. While these phrases are vague in meaning, they are consistently negative and threatening. If the bowl is emptied, the process will repeat as before, though with a different phrase of similar content. If a letter is removed, it is replaced within 10 seconds. When unhindered, the phrases will remain for 24 hours, at which point the letters simultaneously sink out of sight, a new phrase emerging 30 seconds later. 1404 does not appear to be sentient, as all attempts to transmit messages, write replies, and verbally communicate with the bowl and spoon have met with no results.

'''SCP-1405''' is a life-size model of a prehistoric giant ground sloth, previously displayed in a natural history museum for 12 years. When undisturbed for a variable period of time, the sloth will become animate and begin moving around its enclosure, despite the fact that X-ray scans indicate it is composed plastic resin and metal scaffolding in lieu of musculature, internal organs, or moveable joints. 1405's behavior is comparable both to extant species of sloth and to other large herbivores. It mostly spends time browsing on vegetation, but it has also been observed sleeping in a ground nest, scratching and rubbing on trees, and playing with various objects. While it consumes plant material at a rate consistent with other mammalian herbivores of its size, the sloth does not produce waste. While it prefers an herbivorous diet, the sloth will also consume meat, wood, plastic, plaster, and bite-sized pieces of metal. If startled, 1405 will instantly revert to its inactive pose, sitting on its hind legs with one forearm raised. It is apparently able to maintain this pose indefinitely, and will not react to any stimuli during this time, although it does retain memories of events during its inactive state.

'''SCP-1406''' is a medium-sized structure, consisting primarily of brick and sheet metal and affixed with a wooden door, located in a heavily damaged building in France. Individuals inside 1406 have reported experiencing various hallucinatory and psychological effects. These effects include hallucinations of a pair of heavily injured octopi mating, a sensation of the structure's interior being slightly larger than the exterior, and a prolonged sense of slight forgetfulness, upon exiting. 1406 also contains an object resembling a chair constructed of ten to twenty small pieces of metal. The object appears to be coated in a semi-transparent, mildly luminescent violet liquid. Analysis of this fluid has shown it to be a mixture of purple dye, tungsten, and several unidentified substances. Several seconds after removal, the mixture will invariably cease luminescing.

'''SCP-1407''' are a collection of ear buds composed of ordinary plastic and various metal wires, along with other components normally found in headphones. When a pair of 1407 is worn in the ear of a human subject, it will begin to extrude wires into the ear canal. Subjects will not report feeling these wires, but will indicate that they find the ear buds extremely comfortable to wear. After a period of 20-45 minutes, the wires will reach the cochlea and extend into the pores of the ear canal, physically removing any hair and replacing them with additional wires. At this point, the subject will be unable to remove 1407 without severely damaging their ear canals. 1407 will continue spreading through the subject's body, whereupon subjects may report rashes or impaired vision. 1407 will create additional instances of itself underneath the subject's skin, as well as within the stomach, cranium, and intestines, by replicating its components with bone, muscle, and bodily fluids. If the subject is exposed to sounds greater than 115 dB, the speakers within the body will begin to replicate the sound. As exposure time increases, the subject's skin tissue and any matter occupying the ocular cavities will begin to flake off or dissolve, as the speakers within the subject become louder.

'''SCP-1408''' is an electromechanical device dating back to the 1800s, consisting of a main unit constructed from wood, clockwork, and pulleys connected to a metallic head cap with multiple cables. When the head cap was placed on the head of a human subject and the device was activated, 1408 transcribed the encoded memories of the subject onto a wax roll in the main unit by an unknown process. 1408 is currently inoperable, partially due to severe deterioration of its components.

'''SCP-1409''' is a series of recordings made by hydrophones located in the southern Atlantic Ocean. They are simultaneous recordings of a single set of vocalizations made by a male Humpback Whale, which last for 19 minutes and 34 seconds, and have been determined by testing to be the active part of the recording. Individuals who listen to the vocalizations report a human voice singing in an unknown language in place of the actual content of the recording. While the meaning of the song cannot be made out, each listener believes that the voice is addressing them directly, and some assert that the singer sounds "sad" or "lonely". If an individual hears 1409 for a certain period of time, the primary anomalous property of the recording comes into effect. Listeners initially begin to identify strongly with the "singer", and show a marked and unusual ability to remember the song. Over a varying length of time, affected subjects will begin to experience a strong desire to travel to an area comprising approximately 40 cubic meters of water, located roughly 20 meters below the surface of the water in the Atlantic Ocean. Affected individuals will attempt to reach this area, designated '''Point 1409-Alpha''', by any means available. In cases where no adequate transportation is available, subjects will attempt to reach a coastline and swim towards 1409-Alpha, invariably resulting in exhaustion and drowning. If a subject successfully reaches 1409-Alpha, they invariably experience feelings of shock and betrayal, claiming that they were led to believe there was a person or object at 1409 of great value, although they cannot explain the precise nature of the promised object.

'''SCP-1410''' is a water-smoothed stone that appears to possess a limited degree of sapience, connected to the colored perspirations it emits at regular intervals. '''SCP-1410-1''' are optical illusions created by 1410, the exact natures contingent on the same perspirations. 1410 does not seem to be aware that it is the source of the hallucinations, and will react negatively to them, increasing its rate of perspiration and thus the creation of additional perspirations. Physical contact with 1410 enables a one-sided communication with it, though it is mostly limited to 1410 broadcasting vague phrases and emotions at whoever touches it, dependent on the color of its current perspiration.

'''SCP-1411''' is a collection of machinery found in a cave in the Turkestan Mountain Range in Uzbekistan. While much of the equipment's purpose and function is unknown, several parts are assessed to be receivers for a signal propagated through unknown means, and one section in particular has been identified as a transmitter. Central to the entire assembly is a large video display, showing an unknown location. The location shown has similar machinery to 1411, referred to as '''SCP-1411-B'''. It appears to be in a partly collapsed structure with stone and metal walls. The sky can be observed through openings in the structure. Though the sun is never seen directly, it shows a day-night cycle lasting roughly 31 hours. The stars, to the extent that they can be observed through the display, do not appear to match any area of the sky visible from Earth. Based on this information, it is believed to be an extraterrestrial location. Damages sustained to 1411-B include electrical discharges, changes in local gravity, and an increase in the rate in heat transfer between objects in the area. When a human touches a recessed panel in the area assessed as a transmitter, it triggers the production of an autonomous machine by 1411-B. These robots are roughly a meter tall, navigating on four multi-jointed legs. The main body is roughly cylindrical, with two limbs that divide three times into eight finger-like appendages. Three dark lenses are situated on the top of the cylinder, and are believed to be the eyes of the robot. When a robot is created, it is imprinted with the consciousness of the person who activates the transmitter. Communication suggests that the robots possess all memories and personality of the originals. They are also imprinted with information necessary for the maintenance and basic repairs of 1411-B. The robots only remain operational for thirty-five to forty-eight hours before breaking down, necessitating the creation of further units.

'''SCP-1412''' is a pair of trees reminiscent of Japanese cedar, with similar biological profiles and slight variations in appearance. The trees achieve mobility through growth, as frontal maws located underneath the bases of the trees digest plant and animal matter, which is then processed to produce bark for propulsion, effectively pushing them forward. Feeding in this manner does not seem to be crucial to the existence of 1412, although in most cases either have been shown to move given an opportunity. 1412 will not consume human matter and do not actively hunt for food, save for the purpose of using it for mobility. A large portion of the bark seems to be severely damaged and charred, the cause assumed to be annual rainfall. Introduction to small amounts of water cause the bark to combust. Damaged sections of the trees do not appear to heal, but this does not result in reduced mobility or any abnormal behavior.

'''SCP-1413''' is a television program detailing a violent sporting event referred to in all broadcasts as variants of common sporting names, most of which contain the postfix “-ball”. Each broadcast is approximately one hour long, and usually features unrelated sporting events presented in a style similar to Olympic-themed competitions, accompanied by running commentary. As a subject views a broadcast, they will begin to associate any feelings they have towards organized sports with 1413's content. If they complete a viewing session, subjects will not have any interest in any sporting event besides those shown on 1413. If the subject continues to view 1413, all athletic paraphernalia they own will be altered to reflect the equivalent in 1413. Affected subjects will also react with confusion when other subjects are not aware of the existence of 1413, as they believe it to be as well-known as any other major sporting league.

'''SCP-1414''' is a radio with a non-functional cassette deck and CD player made out of standard materials. 1414's first anomalous property is that it responds to language. When its power supply is interrupted and restored, the first human to speak a command to the radio will become an instance of '''SCP-1414-1'''. 1414 will change stations, or increase or decrease its volume, upon command from 1414-1. 1414 is able to detect commands in a variety of formats, including physically muffled speech, voice synthesizers, sign language, writing, semaphore flags, and Morse code. Third-party tests have also revealed that 1414 can distinguish between commands genuinely relayed by a third party, and commands invented by that third party. 1414 also appears to be able to receive any broadcast signal described by 1414-1 anywhere on the planet, regardless of frequency, location, or signal strength. When the volume is set higher than "6" by physically adjusting the volume control or by having 1414-1 request it, 1414-1 will gradually become deaf to any sound not originating from 1414 itself. After approximately 9 minutes of listening to 1414 at higher volume, 1414-1 will be deaf to any external sound not louder than 1414 itself, and will be deaf to any external sound regardless of how loud it is after approximately 24 uninterrupted minutes of listening to the radio.

'''SCP-1415''' is a fingerless, left-handed leather gauntlet. The object has a tendency to expand and contract slightly, giving it the appearance of breathing. The object's anomalous properties come into effect when the wearer grasps an object in such a way that the palm of the gauntlet rests upon it. In a process that takes place over 1-3 seconds, the target is converted into a living organism composed of various human tissues, while destroying extant tissue in the wearer's body roughly equivalent to the mass of the converted object. If the wearer dies while wearing the gauntlet, it may still be used until the carcass is totally destroyed.

'''SCP-1416''' is a ceramic vessel in the shape of a human head with Quapaw facial markings indicated to have been manufactured in the mid-16th century, apparently designed for the preparation of tea. 1416's anomalous effects become apparent when a sample of human flesh is placed in the vessel prior to boiling water within it. The resulting liquid is designated '''SCP-1416-2''', and when ingested by higher primates, induces highly erratic brain activity and rapid memory formation, which is subjectively perceived as experiencing the entire lifespan of the individual whose flesh was used to prepare the liquid. There are currently 14 samples of 1416-2 in refrigerated containment, and they are the only remnants of 1416 left in custody, since 1416 itself mysteriously vanished from containment.

'''SCP-1417''' is a seemingly ordinary Cavendish banana, which is partially peeled at one end. Biological analysis reveals that 1417 does not differ from an ordinary banana in any way, and it apparently does not suffer from standard biological decomposition. The banana's most noticeable anomalous properties include the inability to continue peeling it, with testers reporting intense feelings of resistance from the peel itself. '''SCP-1417-2''' is a single piece of laminated printer paper accompanied by a single plastic chip. The page lists 1417 as a "Swiss Army Banana", and contains a chart of several options with accompanying blank boxes. When the plastic chip is placed into any of the blank boxes, 1417 will take on the properties of the object selected. The banana itself will not change or display any new visual qualities, but will instead function as the selected object. When the chip is placed into the "REST" box, 1417 will return to an inert state and appear as normal. If 1417 is not placed into the "REST" position once every twelve hours, it will develop a limp appearance and begin to turn green, becoming non-functional until the "REST" option is selected.

'''SCP-1418''' is an ornate ivory liturgical comb consistent with 12th century craftsmanship. Its anomalous properties become apparent when worn by a human subject, who is then rapidly transformed, physically and biologically, into a Caucasian woman who appears to be 25-30 years old in a process which takes approximately 1 minute. Tissue samples harvested from subjects indicate this effect extends to a genetic level. The transformed subject is biologically dead, with vital signs absent and algor mortis beginning immediately. Despite this, the subject retains consciousness and is able to follow physical and mental tasks to completion for at least 20 hours after transformation. Over the next 24 hours, the body of the subject will undergo an accelerated process of decomposition, entering putrefaction approximately 18 hours later. The user's capacity to move and act progressively degrades until at 23 hours and 50 minutes from transformation consciousness and movement cease. Removal of the comb will result in the reversion of the subject to their former state, with all vital signs returning to normal, in a second process that takes 10 minutes.

'''SCP-1419''' is a television signal that will display static in the majority of cases. On occasion, the static will be replaced with religious programming, including sermons, religious rites, and funerals. While several of the religions shown appear to be similar to current or ancient faiths, a majority bear little or no resemblance to any known theology. These broadcasts often coincide with a rise in practice of the broadcast religions on a global scale. Records indicate 1419 is owned by a corporation named "Learning with God". Multiple interviews with employees of the station that originally owned the signal, it was discovered that the only contact between the original owners and "Learning with God" was through e-mail.

* WeAreAsMayflies: Inverted, as 1471 only lives a few months, much smaller than human lifespans.

'''SCP-1341''' is a mason jar made of red glass with the words "JUNGLE IN A JAR" on the lid. Removing the lid when 1341 is outside an enclosed space has no effect, but if it is removed while indoors, 1341 will begin to exude soil from the opening at 10kg per minute. The soil will pour out until all available space in the room is filled with this soil, to a depth of at least ten millimeters. Afterwards, several anomalous species of tropical rainforest plants will begin to grow until they have achieved the maximum size the area will allow, taking a maximum of three days to reach full maturity, upon which they are resistant to temperatures of up to 500 degrees Celsius and all kinds of chemical defoliants. When the plants fill their space to maximum, several trees will grow fruit, which will fall off and split open two to three weeks later. The fruit release simian-like bipeds designated '''SCP-1341-2'''. When the population has reached between twenty and thirty, the area affected by 1341 will expand to fill the largest enclosed space possible. The root structure of the plants within will spread through the walls, ceiling, and floors of any artificial structure it has been placed within. New plants will begin to grow from these root structures, until 1341 has completely assimilated the structure.

While many anomalies are created dangerous, some of the Foundation's staff, through reasons that only make sense to them, render these anomalies lethal in their efforts of neutralization. This particular SCP is a glaring, tragic example of why the Foundation dedicates itself to ''containing'' anomalies rather than trying to destroy them outright. '''SCP-1337''' is the ghost of '''Mary Talish''' of Muncie, Indiana, who was abducted, ritually tortured, and sacrificed by a demonic cult on May 19th, 1952. 19 months after her death, Mary's ghost began to manifest on the 19th of every month, walking down Mayflower Road ('''SCP-1337-Alpha''') and attempting to flag down any passing vehicle. Should a vehicle stop, she would tell anyone who picked her up that she had gotten lost, and was in need of a ride back to her house ('''SCP-1337-Delta'''). Mary would give directions in such a way as to ensure passing the graveyard where she was buried ('''SCP-1337-Beta'''), and then encourage the driver to stop. Once out of the vehicle, Mary would vanish, leaving the driver to find her sweater ('''SCP-1337-Gamma'''). Anyone touching the sweater would then feel an urge to return it to her parents. As a horrifically misguided attempt to get Mary's spirit to move on (and save the Foundation gas money), Foundation researcher Dr. Langford, without permission, had Mary's parents (who were E-class Foundation agents) killed, Mary's house burned down, and Mayflower Road destroyed. Since then, on the 19th of every month, Mary's ghost has returned, her range of movement now extending to all backroads of Muncie. Recordings have shown that Mary's appearance has vastly changed, now showing the wounds of her death. Her eyes appear to have been gouged from their sockets, and her clothing is ripped and stained mid-chest, to reveal the empty cavity where her heart was removed. If a vehicle stops for Mary, she vanishes from view, to reappear on another road. If they pass her by, Mary will appear inside the vehicle, where she will inflict the methods of her murder upon the driver, having first done so to Dr. Langford himself.