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Not valid examples, since this show is (allegedly) based on real events, so "real-life" logic is to be expected, and the premise means that someone dying is the expected outcome.


A Viking defeats and beheads a rival. While swinging the severed head in triumph, its teeth hit the Norseman's leg, causing a deadly infection, which kills him ten days later as [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome there was no such thing as antibiotics and doctors back in the Viking days]].

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A Viking defeats and beheads a rival. While swinging the severed head in triumph, its teeth hit the Norseman's leg, causing a deadly infection, which kills him ten days later as [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome there was no such thing as antibiotics and doctors back in the Viking days]].days.



A wife in a dying marriage tries to kickstart her husband's sex drive by putting some ground-up erectile dysfunction pills in his beer. The man takes some more ED pills before paying a visit to his mistress, who also puts ground-up ED pills in his drink. This ultimately results in him having a heart attack due to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome 900mg of ED pills causing too much blood to rush from his brain to his pecker]].

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A wife in a dying marriage tries to kickstart her husband's sex drive by putting some ground-up erectile dysfunction pills in his beer. The man takes some more ED pills before paying a visit to his mistress, who also puts ground-up ED pills in his drink. This ultimately results in him having a heart attack due to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome 900mg of ED pills causing too much blood to rush from his brain to his pecker]].pecker.



A teen who's sick of his friend bumming cigarettes off him stuffs some cigarettes into a double-barreled shotgun and [[BoomHeadshot blasts them in his face]] [[DeadlyPrank as part of a prank]]. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Turns out, even cigarettes can kill with the same deadly force as a bullet]].

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A teen who's sick of his friend bumming cigarettes off him stuffs some cigarettes into a double-barreled shotgun and [[BoomHeadshot blasts them in his face]] [[DeadlyPrank as part of a prank]]. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Turns out, even cigarettes can kill with the same deadly force as a bullet]].bullet.
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A bitchy office manager ends up trapped on an elevator, which sets off her {{claustrophobia}}. Desperate to get out, she has her workers pull the doors open so she can climb out. The elevator's hydraulic breaks give out, though, and the descending elevator [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe bisects her]].

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A bitchy office manager ends up trapped on in an elevator, which sets off her {{claustrophobia}}. Desperate to get out, she has her workers pull the doors open so she can climb out. The elevator's hydraulic breaks give out, though, and the descending elevator [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe bisects her]].



A former Gulf War pilot who got fired from his job as a commercial pilot for drinking now spends his days harassing people in public parks with his remote-control airplane. On this day, the ex-pilot loses sight of the plane when it flies towards the sun, but managed to find it again when it [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales him from behind]].

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A former Gulf War pilot who got fired from his job as a commercial pilot for drinking now spends his days harassing people in public parks with his remote-control airplane. On this day, the ex-pilot loses sight of the plane when it flies towards the sun, but managed manages to find it again when it [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales him from behind]].
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A man volunteers to look after his girlfriend's [[CuteKitten cat]], despite that he has allergies and hates that his girlfriend loves her cat more than him. While drunk, [[KickTheDog he tries to kick the cat]] [[KarmicDeath but slips, knocks himself out on the fireplace, and falls face-first into the cat's water bowl, drowning]].

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A man volunteers to look after his girlfriend's [[CuteKitten cat]], despite the fact that he has allergies and hates that his girlfriend loves her cat more than him. While drunk, [[KickTheDog he tries to kick the cat]] [[KarmicDeath but slips, knocks himself out on the fireplace, and falls face-first into the cat's water bowl, drowning]].
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Two idiots steal a Zorb Ball (a ball you can roll downhill inside, kind of like a life-sized hamster ball) and try to play in it, but end up going down a very sharp incline, [[GrievousHarmWithABody breaking every bone in their bodies and their skulls against one another]] as it rolled at 75 mph.

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Two idiots [[TooDumbToLive idiots]] steal a Zorb Ball (a ball you can roll downhill inside, kind of like a life-sized hamster ball) and try to play in it, but end up going down a very sharp incline, [[GrievousHarmWithABody breaking every bone in their bodies and their skulls against one another]] as it rolled at 75 mph.

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A nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend during a desert hike because he can't satisfy her and decides to zip herself in her tent and [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration do it herself]]. The tent is soon carried away by a strong gust of wind and comes crashing down on the roof of a shack, killing her on impact.

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A nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend during a desert hike because he can't satisfy her and decides to zip herself in her tent and [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration do it herself]]. The tent is soon carried away by a strong gust of wind and comes crashing down on the roof of a shack, [[SexSignalsDeath killing her on impact.impact]].



* DeathBySex: By herself at least. Fiona's quest for sexual satisfaction led to her demise.
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->''Stan showed up alone, looking for a like-minded soul. Little did he know, he had a date with fate.''

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->''Stan showed up alone, looking for a like-minded soul. [[LittleDidIKnow Little did he know, know]], he had a date with fate.''

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A wannabe actress working low-level temp jobs decides to give up and become a stripper, but first goes to a plastic surgeon to get [[GagBoobs insanely large breast implants]]. Unfortunately, the surgeon was a quack who gave her the equivalent of water balloons instead of silicone implants. A while after the woman boards a plane, the faulty implants [[BreastExpansion inflate]] due to the changes in atmospheric pressure as the plane ascends, eventually [[LudicrousGibs exploding]] and killing her.

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A wannabe actress working low-level temp jobs decides to give up and become a stripper, but first goes to a plastic surgeon to get [[GagBoobs insanely large breast implants]].implants. Unfortunately, the surgeon was a quack who gave her the equivalent of water balloons instead of silicone implants. A while after the woman boards a plane, the faulty implants [[BreastExpansion inflate]] due to the changes in atmospheric pressure as the plane ascends, eventually [[LudicrousGibs exploding]] and killing her.



A nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend during a desert hike because he can't satisfy her and decides to zip herself in her tent and [[ADateWithRosiePalms do it herself]]. The tent is soon carried away by a strong gust of wind and comes crashing down on the roof of a shack, killing her on impact.

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A nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend during a desert hike because he can't satisfy her and decides to zip herself in her tent and [[ADateWithRosiePalms [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration do it herself]]. The tent is soon carried away by a strong gust of wind and comes crashing down on the roof of a shack, killing her on impact.



* ADateWithRosiePalms: After discovering the boyfriend couldn't satisfy her, Fiona locks herself in the tent and spends the rest of her time masturbating.


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->''Serenity was looking for paradise in Earth. She should've realized in every Eden, there's always a snake to watch out for.''

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->''Serenity was looking for paradise in on Earth. She should've realized in every Eden, there's always a snake to watch out for.''



->''The phony cheerleaders got a big charge out of bilking their horndog customers. Give me a D, give me an E, give me an A, and another D. What do we got?''\\
''(D-E-A-D, D-E-A-D, D-E-A-D)''



->''Betty wouldn't give it up and then she lit it up. All because of her killer hair.''



->''The lesson here? Drug abuse is bad for you and will eventually kill you. Bring a lava lamp into a microwave, and it will get you there in no time at all. Time's up, Dennis.''



->''Did he learn any life lessons? Never get in a fight with a cat named Rocky.''



->''Arlene thought she could live forever. Instead, she found a different forever: death.''



->''As the saying goes, you are what you eat. In Chef Wang's case, he is exactly what he should be... dead.''



->''If Leanne could've responded to her last message, it might have went something like this: OMG... G2G... IOH.''



->''Norton worked hard, and drank even harder. Combining the two left him feeling... a little flat!''



->''Nigel died as he lived: a cold-hearted bastard.''



->''Their party ball popped, and what was left inside looked like an outtake from Humpty Dumpty. Multiple fractures, broken skulls, and severe brain injuries meant one thing-- all the king's medics would never put these two morons together again.''



Japanese American teenagers engage in a dangerous sport where they joust at each other with tuner cars. The fun and games end when one guy gets [[EyeScream a spear through the eye]].

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Japanese American A gang of Japanese-American teenagers engage in a dangerous sport where they joust at each other with tuner cars. The fun and games end when one guy gets [[EyeScream a spear through the eye]].eye]].
->''The death squad didn't know any better. If you pretend to be a samurai, you might wind up dying like one.''



->''On her way up, Heather stepped on everyone's backs. That's why no tears were shed when she broke... her own.''



->''It's a well known fact; cigarettes kill you. Dickie just found a different way to get the job done.''



->''John used to punch holes through the clouds until he got so drunk, he punched himself... out.''



->''Mark didn't know how good he had it. Maybe if he had been a nice guy, he wouldn't have wound up a dead one.''



->''He was just a bad boy looking for fun. But he crossed the line and wound up a "Moose"... caught in the headlights.''



->''Tammy just wanted to get ahead. But when she wouldn't give it, she wound up at a dead end.''



->''Chip was unable to control his hair-triggered temper. But in the end, he finally wound up... in television.''



Three huffers get high on aerosol. One of the morons douses himself in some industrial solvent, then asks for a light so he can get warm. [[ManOnFire Boy, does he get warm.]] As an added bonus, the two idiots he was huffing with get arrested for manslaughter.

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Three huffers get high on aerosol. One of the morons douses himself in some industrial solvent, then asks for a light so he can get warm. [[ManOnFire Boy, does he get warm.]] As an added bonus, ]]
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the investigation? The other two idiots he was huffing with get arrested accomplices were charged for manslaughter.manslaughter. The third huffer? He went straight to the morgue.''



->''Drugs, alcohol, and a broken switch created a perfectly deadly storm. When their bodies were finally discovered, there was nothing left but stoned sleep.''

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->''Drugs, alcohol, and a broken switch created a perfectly deadly storm. When their bodies were finally discovered, there was nothing left left... but stoned sleep.soup.''



->''Greg and Tyler thought they could be samurai. They should've kept a tight grip on their game controllers, and stayed away from the swords.''

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->''Greg ->''Gregory and Tyler thought they could be samurai. They should've kept a tight grip on their game controllers, controllers... and stayed away from the swords.''


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->''Bob was a grumpy old man; nothing wrong with that. But if you don't believe in Christmas, just get the "hail" out of here!''


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->''The meal was everything they had hoped, tender and juicy. Steve and Carlos? They were honored with the best spots... at the head of the table. Praise the gods, for one finger-licking good luau.''


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->''In the undercover world of spy versus spy, you can pretend to be someone you're not. But in the end, the one with the best toys wins.''


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->''Preston thought that the jungle would be a fun walk in the woods. He never thought he'd get so wrapped up in it.''


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->''Anyone who knew him thought John was a total dick. The silver lining in this beer cloud: at least he didn't take anyone else with him.''


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->''If you ever get the notion that taking two hits of acid is a good idea, go ask Alice.''


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->''Root Dog believed in nature. In the end you can say that nature was... well served.''

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->''In death, Abdul and Habeeb had learned one valuable lesson about life: it's all about timing.''



->''The chicken took a lickin', Tanya's candy was dandy, but in the end, Sasha wound up... dead meat.''



A chubby chasing salesman seduces a particularly large-bodied woman. She passes out from an orgasm while on top of him and [[MarshmallowHell inadvertently asphyxiates him with her ample bust]].

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A chubby chasing chubby-chasing salesman seduces a particularly large-bodied woman. She passes out from an orgasm while on top of him and [[MarshmallowHell inadvertently asphyxiates him with her ample bust]].bust]].
->''When it came to chubby-chasing, Ray was a big game hunter. This time, the hunter became the prey. Game over, Ray.''



->'''Arnold:''' Oh my god, my fart killed you!

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->'''Arnold:''' Oh ''Oh my god, my fart killed you!you!''



->''The two mob boys had it all worked out, but this plan... blew up in their faces.''



->''In one glorious burst of passion, Cole had come... and gone.''



->''This could have had a much different ending, but Chelsea was cool as a cucumber... with a hot jalapeno body.''



->''Is there a "point" to this story? Don't disturb... the Cactus Universe.''



->''Terri just wanted to unwind. But in the end, she came undone.''



->''Mason wound up becoming the thing he craved most: a cold and lifeless corpse. Go to hell, you freak!''



->''Gomer's last stick-up was his last act on Earth, but his fame lives on. On the internet, the gun shop security cam video has two million hits and counting.''



->''Mario never made it to the pros. But in the end, he sure left his mark.''



->''Abusing animals for entertainment has been around for a long time. With guys like Maldito out of the picture, maybe it won't be much longer.''



->''For Cynthia, a day that started with kinky fun just became too hard to swallow.''



->''Spud was a big man in a small world, but in the face-off with a stud, he came up short.''



->''Warren felt the world was out to get him, but in the end, he had nothing to fear but fear himself.''



->''What have we learned from their miserable deaths? As you go through life, no matter what frog you meet, it's probably not a good idea to lick its butt.''



->''Patty tried to prepare for her big date. She just bit off more than she could chew.''



!! #528: D.U.Die

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->''Drinking and driving don't mix. That's a heads-up for all of you.''


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->''Natasha never made it to the competition. Instead of becoming the number one dancer, she became one numb dangler.''


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->''The rapist might have not recognized Bobby as a cross-dressing boxer, but he did see his right cross. In fact, it was the last thing he saw. Lights out... loser.''


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->''Jasper died the way he lived: sipping on the good stuff.''


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->''Suzette tried to lure her new man with her culinary skills, with disastrous results. Instead of eating in, Brett became... takeout.''


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->''Sheldon wanted the one thing he couldn't have, but his dreams, along with everything else, went up in flames.''


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->''Arthur never met Shuggy while he was alive. Shuggy wishes they never met at all.''


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->''Did he die? He really rectum-self.''


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->''Mikey learned the hard way. Snatching a purse from an ex-stripper is risky business. You just might get... screwed.''


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->''Pete's pecs had pumped their last piece of iron.''


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->''In their attempt to kill the Devil inside Stacy, they wound up killing themselves.'''


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->''Mindy thought that you could kick an addiction with a patch job. Instead, she wound up... smoking herself.''


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->''Is there a lesson to be learned amidst this parallel carnage? If you're drunk, the best thing to do is fall right into bed. Just make sure the fall isn't too high and the bed isn't going 60 miles an hour.''


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->''Milk is good for you, but too much good can be bad. A lesson Bernard learned the hard way when things turn sour. Got death?''


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->''Serenity was looking for paradise in Earth. She should've realized in every Eden, there's always a snake to watch out for.''


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->''It's funny what people do for love. Well, not that funny.''


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->''As much as Wanda wanted to get rid of Marco, this was not how she imagined it. Marco's plan didn't just backfire... it broke his back.''


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->''Joey had soundproofed his pad with cheap egg cartons. No one could hear his muffled cries for help. Over the next hour, he went from rockstar... to stone-cold dead.''


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->''A golf ball can go for 200 miles per hour, with enough force to break someone's skull and kill them. That is, if they were stupid enough to get in its way. Dick...ie.''


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->''Sometimes a big pile of cash doesn't make you happy. It leaves you... dead.''


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->''Murph's plan of revenge backfired. Instead of humiliating his ex-lover, he got disemboweled, went on a roll, wound up covered in his own filth, and finally, dead. Bottoms up, Murph.''
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A group of [[MinionWithAnFInEvil bumbling Russian soldiers]] are sent to Chernobyl due to their incompetence. When one of them is denied the chance to get it on with a female comrade, he tries to [[BestialityIsDepraved get his rocks off with]] [[MisplacedWildlife a raccoon]].[[note]]Even though raccoons aren't native to Russia.[[/note]] The creature [[GroinAttack bites his penis off]], and he bleeds out.

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A group of [[MinionWithAnFInEvil bumbling Russian soldiers]] are sent to Chernobyl due to their incompetence. When one of them is denied the chance to get it on with a female comrade, he tries to [[BestialityIsDepraved get his rocks off with]] [[MisplacedWildlife a raccoon]].[[note]]Even though raccoons [[note]]Raccoons aren't native to Russia.Russia, but were introduced there as part of an ill-thought-out attempt to farm them for their fur.[[/note]] The creature [[GroinAttack bites his penis off]], and he bleeds out.

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