History Recap / GleeS2E12SillyLoveSongs

* "When I Get You Alone" by Robin Thicke, performed by Blaine and The Warblers

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* MixedAncestryIsAttractive: Lauren tells Puck that she found him hot because she though he was mixed.

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: The "You can keep your toys in the drawer tonight" line in "When I Get You Alone".

We start the second half of Season 2 and the Season 2 [[ValentinesDayEpisodes Valentine Episode]] with a Puck V/O; seems the resident TheCasanova's fallen again; before the gleeks worry it'll be a love square with Sam/Finn/Quinn, it's revealed to be one [[OppositesAttract Lauren Zizes]]. Huh, didn't see that coming. In any case, it turns out that size does not begat prowess at Seven Minutes in Heaven, Zizes apparently rocking Puck's world. That or he's a masochist who gets off on being insulted. Should've gone after Quinn a bit more then. Anyway, Puck's enamored, [[ObliviousToLove Zizes is perplexed]], especially by his affections and the sub-par candies she imbibed. She leaves Puck lovestruck as we hit the pink-tinted TitleCard.

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We are in the hallway where Finn struts; seems with a conference championship win his popularity has [[LovableJock gone through]] [[BigManOnCampus the roof]]. Hell, even Becky bestows affections, specifically, a classic candy heart. Of course, she's not the only one, as we see Finn open his locker to reveal a bucket full of them. However, there is but one heart he wants, and the owner of said [[BettyAndVeronica heart's dating another]] while kissing him. Girls and their toys. Thus, with his sights set, [[LoveTriangle the game is on]]. [[NoJustNoReaction Yay]]. We then cut to the Lima Bean where Klaine debate the holiday, Kurt thinking it to be commercialization while Blaine reveals there's more than that, saying it's gone back centuries. He also says it's his favorite holiday; he loves when someone lays it on the line to say they're in love with someone. In fact, Blaine has been in fact lusting after a certain unnamed guy, and he wants to know if it's too much to sing to someone on Valentine's Day. Kurt, naturally thinking he's the guy in question when we all know he's not, tells Blaine to go for it. Kurt's false assumptions are subsequently supported by the fact that Blaine knows Kurt's coffee order. Aw.

In the choir room, Will has one word for them. Brittany guesses correctly: "''I'm so gonna graduate now!''" [[spoiler: Give it three seasons Brit-Brit.]] It is of course "love" and thus Will reveals the logical assignment: ND will split into pairs and [[SerenadeYourLover one will sing to the other]] what they deem to be the world's best love song. [[TemptingFate Do we even need to tell you this won't end well?]] Finnegan, after saying it's been a whole week without ND tasting the Big Quenches, decides that he's taking advantage of his regained popularity and is going to raise money by opening a kissing booth, charging a buck per kiss. Now, when you're in the room with a trained DeadpanSnarker, and a SnarkKnight at that, you can't open yourself up for attack. Sadly, Finn didn't get that as Santana, clearly not happy Brittany's spending time with ANYONE not her, goes on the move, saying kissing Finn isn't even worth a buck. She kinda has a point there. She would however pay $100 to jiggle his [[HollywoodHomely man boobs]], whereas we know she'd pay a million to have Brit-Brit jiggle hers. Finn calls out her behavior, Santana simply saying everyone loves her and she keeps it real. The rest of ND keep it real too, collectively calling Santana an Grade A bitch. However, leave it to Rachel, also pissed off about being single, to sum it up:

''"[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The truth is, Santana, you can dish it out, but you can't take it. Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I am destined to play the title role in the Broadway musical version of Willow, but the only job you're gonna have is working on a pole!]]"''

...no words. Should've got a poet.

Being so utterly called out naturally causes Santana to say ScrewThisImOuttaHere, as she leaves we cut to the one person who knows her better than anyone comforting her. See, like Quinn, Santana is not a fan of the higher emotions. But whereas Quinn hides behind an icy exterior, Santana prefers barbs and jabs. Brittany knows this, has seen her vulnerable, so she knows this hits Santana where she lives. Santana, weepily says she just tries to be really really honest with people when she thinks they suck, those words tinged with self-loathing as well, hiding her pain at not being brave enough to be with Brittany behind vicious vicious words. Brit-Brit knows it all too well; as established, while she clearly does have some affection for Artie, her heart and soul will always be Santana's. We then pan over to Zizes approaching Puck, who, after establishing that no one needs to stick up for her, asks her to Breadstix. Zizes says she's not desperate so Puck will have to earn her affections.

Speaking of, we cut to Kurt doodling a love symbol more commonly found on tree bark. Blaine arrives to pull him into a council meeting. He announces that he's in love, Kurt of course swooning, and he wants the council to approve the Warblers singing a song off-campus. The council, naturally, object, but Blaine promptly accuses them of being 'privileged porcelain birds' and says that they tied at Sectionals because they don't have much experience singing in public. Kurt says that his old club performed anywhere, no matter how hostile the audience, and it gave them confidence. Blaine says that they'll be singing at a Gap. Kurt asks why, and Blaine says it's because [[RomanticFalseLead the guy he likes]] is a manager there. Poor Kurt is deflated, as if we'd bring Klaine together this early anyway. Cut to a [[LonelyTogether slumber party]] containing Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes. He's just told them the whole story. Rachel asks if Blaine ever said that they were dating, and Kurt realizes that [[HopelessSuitor he made it all up]]. Both of them sympathize and Mercedes says that he and Rachel need to stop being boy-crazy and be like her, since she's not in lust with anyone. Mercedes tells them that [[AloneAmongTheCouples they need]] to be like their idols, who channeled their pain and loneliness into their music, and it's what made them stars.

Unfortunately for Noah Puckerman, channeling straight lust into a song that's supposed to get a girl to like you only works on the bluest of moons. Speaking of, Puck goes into the [[SarcasmMode perfect]] serenade for a person of girth, some Queen to kill the mood. Zizes even says as such, saying that it's the first time someone ever sung her a love song... and it made her feel like crap. Batting a thousand, are we, Noah? Cut to Finn's kissing booth, where he's making some good business, even busing Becky on the cheek as she fawns like your basic fangirl. As he takes a break, he's intercepted by Quinn, who feels that he's only doing a kissing booth as a way to pressure her into kissing him. If it was anyone else, she'd be wrong; of course, that is the sole reason he's doing this. She won't kiss him again because she doesn't want to hurt Sam... who she hurt by kissing someone who wasn't him. Can't believe I'm saying this to ''her'', but it has to be said: Quinn, you're an idiot. An idiot who is being watched by the person you're ''supposed'' to kiss.

We return from break to Sam finding Quinn in the library and laying down the expected accusations, then asking why she hasn't kissed Finn yet Sam you confuse and astound. Quinn says as such, only for Sam to subvert that with savvy worthy of Finnegan, saying Quinn's used to being in control, and, much like we said ourselves, getting back with Finnegan will put her in a position of power. Quinn, slightly taken aback at the accuracy, simply says that she'll kiss Finn. Sam, you meant well, but your enlarged lips wrote the check the hindquarters can't cash. Back at the kissing booth, Rachel gets a kiss from Finn. She tells him that she's still in love with him, but he can't forgive her for cheating. He's apparently the only one Rachel cares about. He gives her a Christmas present he never got to give her, and it's a gold star pendant. He tells her that she's a star, she needs to shine, and she doesn't need a guy to anchor her to Lima. [[spoiler: Oh Finnegan, if only you kept that attitude a season later, you'd save Rachel a lot of heartbreak.]]

In the meantime, we pan over to Mike and Artie who congratulate each other on being the only two guys in a stable relationship. Okay, a stable relationship and a relationship based on one person waiting for another. Of course, this being the show it is, musical declarations of their affections are required as we cue the Michael and give Harry Shum a chance to show off. Afterwards, Tina says that she's so in love she might just start crying. Speaking of crying, we're about to get some as we see Santana, who apparently saw the last performance, come over to Puck's locker and tell him that he'll she'll allow him to take her to Breadstix for Valentine's Day. He says no. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint She says that he's made his point]], and she's still a bitch but she's willing to change. Zizes comes up and basically tells Santana to fuck off. Santana asks Lauren to please get out of her way, [[PreAssKickingOneLiner before Santana ends her]]. Yeah, right. [[WrongSideOfTheTracks After some intimidation]] in which Santana looks like a [[BlatantLies wannabe]] while Lauren looks downright evil, we get the most comically one-sided fight in Glee history, as Zizes proves that [[BrawnHilda she's not in the wrestling team for nothing]]. After Beiste takes [[CurbStompBattle Santana to the nurse]], [[AmazonChaser Puck]], clearly enjoying the InterplayOfSexAndViolence, begs Zizes to go out with him. She says that if he makes a formal presentation, she'll consider it.

Back to the kissing booth, where Quinn arrives, kisses Finn, asks Sam if he's satisfied, and as they walk off together, she pretends she forgot her purse and as she gets it, she tells Finn a time and place to meet. For fuck's sake Fabray. You know what, it would be SO much easier if you just didn't date either of these two. [[{{Creator/LeaMichele}} Seriously.]] Cut to the Gap, where Blaine and Kurt check out the lust object, a guy called Jeremiah. Blaine tries to back out, but Kurt tells him to man up. Blaine and the Warblers sing to Jeremiah, who isn't too pleased. Afterwards, we find out why; the poor dude gets fired, AND outed, AND he only went out for coffee twice. Not to mention that Blaine is jailbait[[note]]Age of consent in Ohio is 16 thus making Blaine out to be 15.[[/note]]. Triple ouch. We cut to the choir room where Santana is surrounded by pairings and she sits alone due to her own fears. Well this won't stand, so lashing out is in order; she notices very bad poker faces on Fuinn, puts two and two together and comes up with a plan. See, an advantage to spreading for an entire school is that eventually, provided they're not deadly, you build up an immunity to all manner of diseases. In this case, mono/glandular fever, a non-fatal illness passed through lip to lip contact.

However, because Creator/NayaRivera loves her {{Fanservice}}, she decides to wear the above outfit for the occasion, part of her secretly wishing Brittany was there to peel it off of her. She visits the nurses office; finding a kid with mono, she gives him an epic smooch. Now engorged with venom and revenge, she heads straight to the kissing booth and... (sigh). Mono and revenge aside, we SO wish it was Brittany. Sadly, it's Finnegan, and a Finnegan with mono. Joy. Cut to the library, where Puck and Lauren talk about them. She thinks the song he sung her was offensive. Puck asks her to go on a pre-Valentine's day date with him, so if she likes it, she can go on the real thing on Valentine's Day. She accepts. Cut to the auditorium, where Quinn finds Finn. She says, despite the fact she cheated first, that Finn kissing her puts him the position her and Rachel were in. Hmm. Finn says it hurt that they cheated because it meant they didn't love him. She denies, but Finn disagrees, saying the thing about cheating is that when you really love someone, you'd do anything to keep them safe. Quinn, seeing Finn go right for her heart, shakily says she loves Sam only to then admit she ''thinks'' she loves him. She tells Finn she refuses to break up with Sam until she's sure whether she loves him or Finn. Until then, however, she's happy to make out with Finn. Hypocritical bitch, you're just mad that neither of them are Rachel... yes, we said it, and we'll say more in a few episodes time.

Cut back to the Lima Bean where understandably and comically, the roles have been reversed - Blaine now hates Valentine's Day, saying he can't believe he made up the romance in his head. Kurt, having been there, asks what he was meant to make of all the meaningful glances and duets between them before admitting that he thought Blaine's crush was him. Blaine, after checking everything mentally, realizes he truly is clueless, admitting that he has never actually dated. He really likes Kurt, but he's clueless about romance, and he doesn't want to screw anything up. They agree to take it slow, that their relationship can be like Film/WhenHarryMetSally, especially since Harry and Sally got together in the end. Oh, and Kurt knows Blaine's coffee order. Hey, it's a start. What's a stop is Puck and Zizes' pre-date, as we cut to him making out with a woman who is not Zizes but is instead a Breadstix waitress; seems Zizes stood him up. Cut to the choir room as a newly-mono'd Finn announces his take of $324. Tina takes the stage to serenade Mike, but the emotions get to her and she breaks down halfway through because she's so in love with him. [[spoiler: Give it a season and a half.]] The Mono twins ask to be excused as Santana reveals her evil plan and we go to break.

We return with Quinn running down her various evil doings and the karma that comes from them. Finn says Sam likes her enough to believe whatever story she told him. He wants them back together, but Quinn refuses until she figures out where she stands about Sam and Finn figures out where he stands about Rachel; when he tries to deny, Quinn points out that when he's not staring at her, he's staring at Rachel. If only QUINN stared at Rachel we wouldn't have a problem... ahem. Cut to Puck at Zizes' locker. Seems she genuinely forgot that she had a date. Puck for once seems to like someone not on the physical, but on the attitude; specifically, one like his. Zizes does admit that she genuinely likes Puck, but she isn't looking for someone to just fool around with. Therefore, he will have to work for it, and as an olive branch she'll go out with him on Valentine's Day, but only as friends.

Cut back to Finn getting a compress from Rachel, seems Judy picked Quinn up a while ago. She then laments about how Quinn is prettier than her and how it meant so much that Finn dated her, saying girls like her don't get chosen over girls like her. Rachel asks if Finn kissed and he admits it, saying he needed to get it out of his system. Rachel, either curious or repressing herself (sadly we know the truth) asks what it felt like and Finn says it felt like fireworks. When asked if he felt the same with her, his silence told the story. Rachel, finally realizing she's lost him for now, tells Finn that she has the strength to move on. This will of course serve as BlatantLies for both of them. Rachel falls back to the standby line of not letting anyone hold her back. [[spoiler: This will serve as unintentional {{Foreshadowing}} for a main plotline of Season 3, namely how Finn was in fact ultimately the only one who was truly holding her back.]] The word "fireworks" also inspired her song choice for the glee assignment, as we go into the relevant Music/KatyPerry.

There really is no home stretch for once as the major plotlines either continue (IE, the Quam/Fuinn triangle) or are resolved for now (IE, Finchel put to bed). Instead, we end at Breadstix, the Warblers welcoming everyone minus Fuinn to the first Kurt Hummel Lonely Hearts Dinner. They then sing the TitleDrop and we're out.

* "My Funny Valentine" from ''Theatre/BabesInArms'', sort of performed by Tina

* BettyAndVeronica : Sam and Finn to Quinn. Rachel and Quinn to Finn. Lauren and Santana to Puck.

* CurbStompBattle: Lauren’s “fight” with Santana.

We start the second half of Season 2 and the Season 2 [[ValentinesDayEpisodes Valentine Episode]] with a Puck V/O; seems the resident {{Literature/Casanova}}'s fallen again; before the gleeks worry it'll be a love square with Sam/Finn/Quinn, it's revealed to be one [[OppositesAttract Lauren Zizes]]. Huh, didn't see that coming. In any case, it turns out that size does not begat prowess at Seven Minutes in Heaven, Zizes apparently rocking Puck's world. That or he's a masochist who gets off on being insulted. Should've gone after Quinn a bit more then. Anyway, Puck's enamored, [[ObliviousToLove Zizes is perplexed]], especially by his affections and the sub-par candies she imbibed. She leaves Puck lovestruck as we hit the pink-tinted TitleCard.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What do you mean]], ''[[DistractedByTheSexy other things]]'' [[HelloNurse happened?]]]]

* "My Funny Valentine" from ''Babes In Arms'', sort of performed by Tina

* "Firework" by KatyPerry, performed by Rachel
* "Silly Love Songs" by Wings, performed by Blaine and the Warblers

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In class, Puck stares mournfully at Lauren and internally monologues that even a Casanova like him [[OppositesAttract can't choose]] who to fall in love with, because he's in love with Lauren, who isn't exactly [[ObliviousToLove falling all over herself]] trying to get him to notice her.

After winning the football match, Finn's popularity has [[LovableJock gone through]] [[BigManOnCampus the roof]]. All the girls are after him, to the point that he's got a locker full of candy hearts. However, Finn just wants one girl: [[LoveTriangle Quinn]]. [[BettyAndVeronica And Quinn's dating Sam]]. Finn wants Quinn, and doesn't care about Sam, so now the game's on. Jackass.

Kurt and Blaine are waiting in line at a coffee shop. Blaine's all mushy because it's nearly Valentine's Day, whereas Kurt doesn't give a fuck. Blaine wants Kurt's advice- he's been lusting after a certain unnamed guy, and he wants to know if it's too much to sing to someone on Valentine's Day. Kurt thinks Blaine's talking about him, so he tells Blaine to go for it. His assumption is supported by the fact that Blaine knows Kurt's coffee order. Aw.

In the music room, Will announces this week's assignment: the club will split into pairs and [[SerenadeYourLover one will sing to the other]] what they deem to be the world's best love song. [[TemptingFate This can't end well.]] Finn makes an announcement that he's going to raise money for the Glee club by opening a kissing booth, charging a dollar per kiss. Santana, as per usual, is being a bitch. The Glee club point out collectively that Santana is an A-grade bitch, while Santana defends herself by saying that she's just keeping it real. Rachel points out that Santana can dish it out but not take it back, and Santana tells Rachel that she's destined to be a stripper and walks out. Oh, snap.

In the hallway, Brittany tries to comfort Santana, who admits that she's just trying to be honest with people. Nearby, Lauren approaches Puck and tells him that she doesn't need him sticking up for her. Puck says that he would never think that because she is oh so very tough, and asks her to dinner on Valentine's Day. Lauren mocks him for thinking that it would be that easy to ask her out, because she isn't desperate and if she's going out with anyone, she wants to be wooed.

At Dalton, Blaine pulls Kurt into a council meeting. He announces that he's in love and he wants the council to approve the Warblers singing a song at an off-campus location. The council don't want to do it, but Blaine accuses them of being 'privileged porcelain birds' and says that they lost Regionals because they don't have much experience singing in public. Kurt says that his old club performed anywhere, no matter how hostile the audience, and it gave them confidence. Blaine says that they'll be singing at a Gap. Kurt asks why, and Blaine says it's because [[RomanticFalseLead the guy he likes]] is a manager there. Poor Kurt is stunned.

Cut to a [[LonelyTogether slumber party]] containing Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes. He's just told them the whole story. Rachel asks if Blaine ever said that they were dating, and Kurt realises that [[HopelessSuitor he made it all up]]. Both of them sympathise and Mercedes says that he and Rachel need to stop being boy-crazy and be like her, since she's not in lust with anyone. Mercedes tells them that [[AloneAmongTheCouples they need]] to be like their idols, who channeled their pain and loneliness into their music, and it's what made them stars.

In the music room, Puck sings 'Fat Bottomed Girls' to Lauren. Afterwards, Lauren says that it's the first time someone ever sung her a love song... and it made her feel like crap. Batting a thousand, are we, Noah?

At Finn's kissing booth, he and Quinn have an argument- Quinn feels that he's doing it as a way to pressure her into kissing him. She won't, because she doesn't want to hurt Sam. Who is watching them.

In the library, Quinn and Sam have a conversation which leads Quinn to tell him that she will, in fact, kiss Finn, since Sam obviously seems to think that it's important that she does.

Back at the kissing booth, Rachel gets a kiss from Finn. She tells him that she's still in love with him, but he can't forgive her for cheating. He's apparently the only one Rachel cares about. He gives her a Christmas present he never got to give her, and it's a gold star pendant. He tells her that she's a star, she needs to shine, and she doesn't need a guy to anchor her to Lima. Oh Finnegan, if only you kept that attitude a season later.

In the hallway, Artie and Mike congratulate each other on being the only two guys in a stable relationship. They sing 'P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)' to Tina and Brittany, and Tina says that she's so in love she might just start crying.

Santana tells Puck she'll allow him to take her to Breadstix for Valentine's Day. He says no. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint She says that he's made his point]], and she's still a bitch but she's willing to change. Lauren comes up and basically tells Santana to fuck off. Santana asks Lauren to please get out of her way, [[PreAssKickingOneLiner before Santana ends her]]. Yeah, right. [[WrongSideOfTheTracks After some intimidation]] in which Santana looks like a [[BlatantLies wannabe]] while Lauren looks evil, they fight. Lauren proves that [[BrawnHilda she's not in the wrestling team for nothing]], because she hands Santana's [[CurbStompBattle arse to her on a plate]]. So to speak. After Beiste breaks up the fight and takes Santana to the nurse, [[AmazonChaser Puck begs Lauren]] to go out with him. She says that if he makes a formal presentation, she'll consider it.

Quinn goes to the kissing booth, kisses Finn, asks Sam if he's satisfied, and as they walk off together, she pretends she forgot her purse and as she gets it, she tells Finn a time and place to meet.

At the Gap, Blaine and Kurt check out the lust object, a guy called Jeremiah. Blaine tries to back out, but Kurt tells him to man up. Blaine and the Warblers sing 'When I Get You Alone' to Jeremiah, who isn't too pleased.
Outside the mall, Jeremiah, Blaine and Kurt have a talk. Jeremiah got fired because of the singing and dancing. Nobody at the Gap knew he was gay, and he points out to Blaine that they only went out for coffee twice. He also points out that Blaine is jailbait.

In the music room, Santana is pissed off that everyone is getting some while she is single on Valentine's Day. She realises that Finn and Quinn are obviously cheating, so she decides to get a little revenge by comforting a student with mono/glandular fever (and by comforting, I mean kissing). She kisses Finn at the kissing booth and gives him mono.

In the library, Puck and Lauren talk about them. She thinks the song he sung her was offensive. Puck asks her to go on a pre-Valentine's day date with him, so if she likes it, she can go on the real thing on Valentine's Day. She accepts.

Quinn and Finn have a talk. Quinn refuses to break up with Sam until she's sure whether she loves him or Finn. Until then, however, she's happy to make out with Finn. Hypocritical bitch, you're just mad that neither of them are Rachel.

At the coffee shop, the roles have been reversed- Blaine now hates Valentine's Day. Kurt asks Blaine what Kurt was meant to make of all the meaningful glances and duets between them. Blaine is clueless as hell and admits that he has never actually dated. He really likes Kurt, but he's clueless about romance, and he doesn't want to screw anything up. They agree that their relationship can be like 'When Harry Met Sally', especially since Harry and Sally got together in the end. Oh, and Kurt knows Blaine's coffee order.

Outside Breadstix, Puck makes out with a woman who is not Lauren. The subsequent conversation reveals that she stood him up.

In the music room, Finn says that he's raised over $300. Tina sings 'My Funny Valentine' to Mike but ends up crying halfway through because she's so in love with him. Finn and Quinn go to the nurse, since they both have mono.

In the nurse's office, Quinn thinks she needs to stop cheating. Finn wants them to get back together, but Quinn refuses until she figures out where she stands about Sam and Finn figures out where he stands about Rachel.

Puck and Lauren talk. She genuinely forgot that she had a date. They talk some more, and she says that she genuinely likes Puck, but she isn't looking for someone to just fool around with- so she'll go out with him on Valentine's Day, but only as friends.

In the nurse's office, Rachel and Finn talk. She says that since Quinn is prettier than Rachel, it meant heaps to her that Finn chose her over Quinn. She asks if he kissed Quinn and he admits it, saying he needed to get it out of his system. They talk some more and Rachel decides that evidently, Quinn means more to Finn than she does, and it's what she needed to get over him. She walks off singing 'Firework'.

In Breadstix, Kurt and the Warblers welcome everyone (everyone from Glee minus Finn and Quinn) to the first Kurt Hummel Lonely Hearts Dinner. They then sing 'Silly Love Songs' and the episode ends.

* "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" by MichaelJackson, performed by Artie and Mike

After winning the football match, Finn's popularity has [[LovableJock gone through]] [[BigManOnCampus the roof]]. All the girls are after him, to the point that he's got a locker full of candy hearts. However, Finn just wants one girl: [[LoveTriangle Quinn]]. [[BettyAndVeronica And Quinn's dating Sam]]. Finn wants Quinn, and doesn't care about Sam, so now the game's on. Jerk.

In the music room, Puck sings 'Fat Bottomed Girls' to Lauren. Afterwards, Lauren says that it's the first time someone ever sung her a love song... and it made her feel like crap. Oh, boy.

Quinn and Finn have a talk. Quinn refuses to break up with Sam until she's sure whether she loves him or Finn. Until then, however, she's happy to make out with Finn. Hypocritical bitch.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What do you mean]] [[DistractedByTheSexy other things]] [[HelloNurse happened?]]]]

Back at the kissing booth, Rachel gets a kiss from Finn. She tells him that she's still in love with him, but he can't forgive her for cheating. He's apparently the only one Rachel cares about. He gives her a Christmas present he never got to give her, and it's a gold star pendant. He tells her that she's a star, she needs to shine, and she doesn't need a guy to anchor her to Lima.

In the music room, Finn says that he's raised over 300 dollars. Tina sings 'My Funny Valentine' to Mike but ends up crying halfway through because she's so in love with him. Finn and Quinn go to the nurse, since they both have mono.

Santana tells Puck she'll allow him to take her to Breadstix for Valentine's Day. He says no. She says that he's made his point, and she's still a bitch but she's willing to change. Lauren comes up and basically tells Santana to fuck off. Santana asks Lauren to please get out of her way, before Santana ends her. Yeah, right. After some intimidation in which Santana looks like a wannabe while Lauren looks evil, they fight. Lauren proves that she's not in the wrestling team for nothing, because she hands Santana's arse to her on a plate. So to speak. After Beiste breaks up the fight and takes Santana to the nurse, Puck begs Lauren to go out with him. She says that if he makes a formal presentation, she'll consider it.

After winning the football match, Finn's popularity has [[LovableJock gone through]] [[BigManOnCampus the roof]]. All the girls are after him, to the point that he's got a locker full of candy hearts. However, Finn just wants one girl: [[loveTriangle Quinn]]. [[BettyAndVeronica And Quinn's dating Sam]]. Finn wants Quinn]], and doesn't care about Sam, so now the game's on. Jerk.

In class, Puck stares mournfully at Lauren and internally monologues that even a Casanova like him can't choose who to fall in love with, because he's in love with Lauren, who isn't exactly falling all over herself trying to get him to notice her.

After winning the football match, Finn's popularity has gone through the roof. All the girls are after him, to the point that he's got a locker full of candy hearts. However, Finn just wants one girl: Quinn. And Quinn's dating Sam. Finn wants Quinn, and doesn't care about Sam, so now the game's on. Jerk.

In the music room, Will announces this week's assignment: the club will split into pairs and one will sing to the other what they deem to be the world's best love song. [[TemptingFate This can't end well.]] Finn makes an announcement that he's going to raise money for the Glee club by opening a kissing booth, charging a dollar per kiss. Santana, as per usual, is being a bitch. The Glee club point out collectively that Santana is an A-grade bitch, while Santana defends herself by saying that she's just keeping it real. Rachel points out that Santana can dish it out but not take it back, and Santana tells Rachel that she's destined to be a stripper and walks out. Oh, snap.

At Dalton, Blaine pulls Kurt into a council meeting. He announces that he's in love and he wants the council to approve the Warblers singing a song at an off-campus location. The council don't want to do it, but Blaine accuses them of being 'privileged porcelain birds' and says that they lost Regionals because they don't have much experience singing in public. Kurt says that his old club performed anywhere, no matter how hostile the audience, and it gave them confidence. Blaine says that they'll be singing at a Gap. Kurt asks why, and Blaine says it's because the guy he likes is a manager there. Poor Kurt is stunned.

Cut to a slumber party containing Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes. He's just told them the whole story. Rachel asks if Blaine ever said that they were dating, and Kurt realises that he made it all up. Both of them sympathise and Mercedes says that he and Rachel need to stop being boy-crazy and be like her, since she's not in lust with anyone. Mercedes tells them that they need to be like their idols, who channeled their pain and loneliness into their music, and it's what made them stars.

* ObliviousToLove: Blaine.

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Tina's breakdown during "My Funny Valentine"

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: The line in "When I Get You Alone","You can keep your toys in the drawer tonight"

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: The line in "When I Get You Alone", [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean "You can keep your toys in the drawer tonight"]]