History Recap / EvilGenius2

!!!Say My Name

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[[folder:Magnolia Ming]]

[[folder:A.N.V.I.L Loot]]
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[[folder:Magnolia Ming]]
!!!Going Green
!!!Poisin' Ivy
!!!Steal Magnolia's...

[[folder:Naomi Sorayama (and I.R.I.S.)]]
!!!I, Robotistic
!!!When You Cut Me, Do I Not Lubricate

[[folder:Incendio]]
!!!Ace Up The Sleeve
!!!Unwanted Guests
!!!Fire in the Hole

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[[folder:Fugu Furukawa]]
!!!Death Mote
!!!Hail To The Chef
!!!Fugu State

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%%[[folder:Carl Cafard]][[/folder]]
[[folder:Sir Daniel]]
!!!Who Hunts The Hunter?
!!!If You Hunt Him, He Will Come
!!!The Other Most Dangerous Game
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The lair was having some technical problems. Black outs, data corruption, you know, minor things. It was getting to the point that the evil genius was getting annoyed however, so the IT department offered up some suggestions. First, turn everything off and on again. That didn't work. Next, replace the hardware. That also didn't work. After, add more Technicians to see if sheer numbers would be able to fix it. Still no. Fed up with the IT Departments lack of results the evil genius decided to hand them their 'resignation' notice. Only after did the culprit behind the technical difficulties reveal herself, speaking through one of the computers: Janet Bombe, taunting the evil genius about how someone could have so much neat stuff, yet be squandering it so badly. After an ignored demand to get out of the computers, the evil genius orders the IT Department to trace the signal until they realize, whoops! They're all dead. After some minor IT departmental restructuring, and a wild goose chase around the globe chasing proxies, they finally found the location where the signal was coming from. The technical problems in the lair was solved, but the hacker was no where to be found...

Jubei contacts the evil genius to tell them to stay out of their way or else. The evil genius responds that Jubei is now in ''their'' way and must now be removed. Tapping into their criminal networks the evil genius pieces together from clues collected that Jubei had killed a lot, and I mean '''A LOT''', of people in his dojo back in his younger days. After looking into the forensic investigation, and some bribes to the local ramen joint owner, the evil genius is eventually able to locate where Jubei is hiding and sends an overwhelming horde of minions to take him out. Unfortunately, Jubei then reveals that this was a trap to get the evil genius to empty their lair, and has sent one of their top students take out the evil genius themselves now that the lair is understaffed. Luckily, minions are easy to replace, and after a spectacular invasion attempt, Jubei's student is captured and detained. The student however, gives an ominous warning that Jubei won't take this lying down...

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[[folder:Namoi Sorayama (and I.R.I.S.)]]

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[[folder:Janet Bombe]]
!!!Technical Difficulties
The lair was having some technical problems. Black outs, data corruption, you know, minor things. It was getting to the point that the evil genius was getting annoyed however, so the IT department offered up some suggestions. First, turn everything off and on again. That didn't work. Next, replace the hardware. That also didn't work. After, add more Technicians to see if sheer numbers would be able to fix it. Still no. Fed up with the IT Departments lack of results the evil genius decided to hand them their 'resignation' notice. Only after did the culprit behind the technical difficulties reveal herself, speaking through one of the computers: Janet Bombe, taunting the evil genius about how someone could have so much neat stuff, yet be squandering it so badly. After an ignored demand to get out of the computers, the evil genius orders the IT Department to trace the signal until they realize, whoops! They're all dead. After some minor IT departmental restructuring, and a wild goose chase around the globe chasing proxies, they finally found the location where the signal was coming from. The technical problems in the lair was solved, but the hacker was no where to be found...

%%[[folder:Incendio]][[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Full Metal Jackie]][[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Fugu Furukawa]][[/folder]]
[[folder:Jubei]]
!!!Strike Like The Wind. An Angry, Homicidal Wind.
Jubei contacts the evil genius to tell them to stay out of their way or else. The evil genius responds that Jubei is now in ''their'' way and must now be removed. Tapping into their criminal networks the evil genius pieces together from clues collected that Jubei had killed a lot, and I mean '''A LOT''', of people in his dojo back in his younger days. After looking into the forensic investigation, and some bribes to the local ramen joint owner, the evil genius is eventually able to locate where Jubei is hiding and sends an overwhelming horde of minions to take him out. Unfortunately, Jubei then reveals that this was a trap to get the evil genius to empty their lair, and has sent one of their top students take out the evil genius themselves now that the lair is understaffed. Luckily, minions are easy to replace, and after a spectacular invasion attempt, Jubei's student is captured and detained. The student however, gives an ominous warning that Jubei won't take this lying down...
!!!Wind Wars: The Wind Strikes Back

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%%[[folder:Carl Cafard]][[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Sir Daniel]][[/folder]]
!!Super Agents Side Stories
[[folder:In General]]
As you continue your fiendish operations on the World Stage, the Forces of Justice won't just look the other way as your infamy grows (They have a reputation to uphold after all). In response, they'll send their best of the best in terms of do-goodering to foil your march towards world conquest; Super Agents. Each one a dangerous combination of two normal agents, and when they take notice, do what they do best and ruin your lair, ''and'' your life. If you want to make sure they won't cause future trouble, then you'll need to take the fight to them.

[[folder:Agent X (P.A.T.R.I.O.T.)]]
!!!The Star Spangled Planner
!!!Uncle Sam
!!!Manifest Entropy
!!!X Agent

[[folder:The Blue Saint (S.M.A.S.H.)]]
!!!El Corazón del Luchador
!!!Técnicos y Rudos
!!!Lucha Libre
!!!Malagueña Peligrosa

[[folder:Symmetry (A.N.V.I.L.)]]
!!!Thy Fearful Symmetry
!!!Spying In Wait
!!!Where In The World Is Symmetry?
!!!Imbalance of Power

[[folder:Wrecking Bola (S.A.B.R.E.)]]
!!!Demolition Women

[[folder:Atomic Olga (H.A.M.M.E.R.)]]
!!!Daughter of The Atom
!!!The Atomic Age

[[folder:Ms. Foxworth (Steele Programme)]]
!!!An Unbreakable Bond
!!!Steele Magnolia's
!!!Cunning As Foxworth
!!!The Melting Point Of Steele

!!Loot Side Stories
[[folder:In General]]
No plan for world domination is complete without picking up some trophies along the way, right? How else can you rub it into the collective faces of the Forces of Justice about how powerless they are to stop you if you have nothing to show for it? The minions seem to think so anyway, and anything to keep them content (and more importantly working) is a plus in your book. It also helps that they really make your lair truly worthy of an evil genius such as yourself.

[[folder:A.N.V.I.L Loot]]
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[[folder:H.A.M.M.E.R Loot]]
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!!!Troy Story/Trojan Horse
It begins when an interesting record is found from an otherwise disappointing A.N.V.I.L. base raid. After some recon work due to the updated security, the evil genius realizes that it contained the original Trojan Horse! After yelling at the minions for ignoring such a prize, they decide take a page out of the Iliad and concoct a plan that Odysseus himself would consider worthy to gain entry into the base and easily take the Trojan Horse for themselves. In a minor stroke of genius, they then use the Trojan Horse on the exact same base to rob it blind. Happy with the schemes success, the minions brought the Trojan Horse back to the lair, though they needed to bring it back in pieces for some reason. Once reassembled, the reason showed itself: the horse was filled with Soldiers from the Forces of Justice! After an intense brawl, the evil genius had come to the conclusion that the access hatch was too much of a liability if anyone could use it, so they had the hatch glued shut and the Trojan Horse kept somewhere in the back where no one would be able to easily get at it or in it.
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[[folder:P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Loot]]
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!!!High on the Hog/Flying Pig
Agent X once said that the world would be yours once pigs flew. Sure, he was exaggerating, but why not have some fun and get literal to spite him? Now, if anyone has information about flying pigs, it would be P.A.T.R.I.O.T.'s own National News Archives. However, it would take far to long searching through everything while onsite, so the evil genius has their minions just steal everything and bring it back to look though at their leisure. As it turns out, there ''is'' mention of a flying pig, made by the company Ludo Technologies. After some 'forceful' investigation and a raid on one of their warehouses where the flying pig is being kept, the evil genius is ready to rub it in Agent X's face...until they actually see the flying pig themselves. As it turns out, it's not an actual flying pig, but a kids ride you would find outside a grocery store or such. Disgusted, the evil genius states that they should never speak of this incident again.
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!!!The P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Gains/Declaration of Independence
You want to rule the world. America is part of the world. If you steal the Declaration of Independence, they'll have to fall in line right? Going for the nice approach, the evil genius sends some minions to the Oval Office to ask if they can permanently 'borrow' the Declaration. Unfortunately, nothing they said would let them take it, not even saying that there was a secret map on the back that would lead to a hidden treasure. Seeing as asking politely didn't work, the evil genius sends some minions to pose as a tourist group to scout out the National Archives so they can steal it directly. However, Agent X caught wind of the sinister plot and, after putting together a crack team of hard-boiled detectives, went straight to the evil geniuses island lair to put a stop to their nefarious plans. This however was easier said than done, and Agent X was beaten back before he could interfere too thoroughly. Realizing that P.A.T.R.I.O.T. takes the security of the Declaration ''very'' seriously, they put their minions through extra training to turn them into a crack team that can pierce through the National Archives defenses. And by both land and sea, the minions were able to declare the documents independence. Upon returning to the lair, they made a startling discovery: the back of the Declaration really did have a secret treasure map, hidden by Benjamin Franklin himself! Happy with this turn of events, the evil genius dispatched their crew to Philadelphia to claim this final prize.
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[[folder:S.A.B.R.E. Loot]]
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[[folder:S.M.A.S.H. Loot]]

!!!El Corazon Del Luchador