History Recap / BigFinishDoctorWhoCCS7E9TheScorchies

* FluffyTheTerrible

->''What a lovely thing to sing!''
->''About Jo making a thing!''

* DepravedKidsShowHost

* TotallyRadical: Cooooooool Cat.

->''We killed him dead, oh yes stone dead, yes we killed that pesky Doctor dead,''
->''So let’s all shout, we took him out! ‘Cause we killed that bloomin’ Doctor dead,''
->''You can’t ignore, that he’s no more, we wouldn’t want to see you Jo misled,''
->''We’ll be succinct, the Doc’s extinct, yes we killed that no-good Doctor dead.''

->''Yes, the Ogrons tried it, but the Doc denied it, they were far too stupid to win,''
->''Daemons want to kill the Doctor, destroy his helicopter, but he was their banana skin,''
->''Ice Lords try to make it colder, that just made the Doctor bolder, and they failed where we succeed,''
->''And now we have achieved it, and now the Doc’s received it, it has been decreed… that:''

->''That big boy-scout, we rubbed him out! We achieved it – one hundred per cent,''
->''Oh he’s deceased, so rest in peace, yes we know that vexing Doctor’s spent!''
->''His story’s junked, his time defunct, we’ve eaten up the Time Lord for dessert,''
->''It seems a shame, but now he’s slain, it’s time to wash the Doctor’s frilly shirt''
-->-- '''The Killing The Doctor Song''' - ''Sung by Mr Grizz Fizzle''

** Also the descriptions of the various puppets (including the chorus of singing mice) bear some resemblance to the toys in ''{{Series/Bagpuss}}''. At the end, Professor Baffle is described as "Just a soggy old cloth bat - but Jo loved him anyway".

** Also the descriptions of the various puppets (including the chorus of singing mice) bear some resemblance to the toys in ''{{Series/Bagpuss}}''. At the end, Professor Baffle is described as "Just a raggedy old cloth bat - but Jo loved him anyway".
** Jo is making a thing - from a toilet roll, a pipe-cleaner and some [[Series/BluePeter sticky backed plastic]]

** Also the descriptions of the various puppets (including the chorus of singing mice) bear some resemblance to the puppets in ''{{Series/Bagpuss}}''. At the end, Professor Baffle is described as "Just a raggedy old cloth bat - but Jo loved him anyway".

* ShoutOut: To TheMuppetShow, right down to gloriously chaotic production numbers.

Jo begins to cry, so dear old Professor Baffle tells a nice story as well. Long ago, a very clever old man (Dr. Cleverman) on a planet far away invented something called television. And soon, everyone was watching television, and talking about television, and going on television to complain about television, to the point that they were all caught unaware when the planet was attacked by an alien invasion, raining fire from above, so they wanted to see if they could save themselves using television. Even though Dr. Cleverman explained that his invention wasn't really ready yet to save planets, the people tried it anyway, and they were broadcast out as bodliess...and also lacking any love or kindness. Without bodies, the scorched Scorchies were forced to roam about searching for things like puppets to possess, and they got very angry because of that, so they decided to destroy other planets to until either the entire universe was sorry or everyone was dead. Whichever came first. And they took Dr. Cleverman with them, who soon enough also became a Scorchie. And he was just baffled! So baffled, in fact, that he became Professor Baffle.

Jo Grant finds herself on a UNIT mission in the middle of "The Scorchie Show", a tremendously popular television show hosted by a bunch of puppets. She's welcomed by Grizzfizzle, Cool Cat, the Magic Mice and dear old Professor Baffle (who's just... just... baffled!) and introduced to the audience. As a guest star on "The Scorchies", she'll tell a story, make a thing, sing a song and be killed dead!

Jo Grant finds herself on a UNIT mission in the middle of "The Scorchies", a tremendously popular television show hosted by a bunch of puppets. She's welcomed by Grizzfizzle, Cool Cat, the Magic Mice and dear old Professor Baffle (who's just... just... baffled!) and introduced to the audience. As a guest star on "The Scorchies", she'll tell a story, make a thing, sing a song and be killed dead!

Jo begins to cry, so dear old Professor Baffle tells a nice story as well. Long ago, a very clever old man (Dr. Cleverman) on a planet far away invented something called television. And soon, everyone was watching television, and talking about television, and going on television to complain about television, and then the planet was dying a little bit, so they wanted to see if they could save themselves using television. Even though Dr. Cleverman explained that his invention wasn't really ready yet to save planets, the people tried it anyway, and they were all blown up and scorched very badly. Without bodies, the scorched Scorchies were forced to roam about searching for things like puppets to possess, and they got very angry because of that, so they decided to destroy other planets to until either the entire universe was sorry or everyone was dead. Whichever came first. And they took Dr. Cleverman with them, who soon enough also became a Scorchie. And he was just baffled! So baffled, in fact, that he became Professor Baffle.

* FullEpisodeHomage: To TheMuppetShow, right down to gloriously chaotic production numbers.

* ShoutOut/FullEpisodeHomage: To TheMuppetShow, right down to gloriously chaotic production numbers.

She sets about making a thing, together with a very ugly little dolly, and makes a very nice pretend raygun out of cardboard with a big pretend death crystal on one end. The ugly dolly reassures the rest of the Scorchies that it really hasn't been telepathically taken over by someone else, "old chap", but she gets ray-gunned to death as soon as its pals see what they've made. Secondly, it's time for Jo to tell a story, so she tells about that time she and the Doctor saw "The Scorchies" on television, and when a bunch of people started dying from watching it, the Doctor and the nice Brigadier decided to storm the studio. However, that was the last time she saw the Doctor, and Professor Baffle kindly explains that they blew him and Bessie to pieces with a rocket launcher.

jo sets about making a thing, together with a very ugly little dolly, and makes a very nice pretend raygun out of cardboard with a big pretend death crystal on one end. The ugly dolly reassures the rest of the Scorchies that it really hasn't been telepathically taken over by someone else, "old chap", but she gets ray-gunned to death as soon as its pals see what they've made. Secondly, it's time for Jo to tell a story, so she tells about that time she and the Doctor saw "The Scorchies" on television, and when a bunch of people started dying from watching it, the Doctor and the nice Brigadier decided to storm the studio. However, that was the last time she saw the Doctor, and Professor Baffle kindly explains that they blew him and Bessie to pieces with a rocket launcher.

* OverlyEnthusiasticKidsShowHost