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** Mo Rocca is planted firmly in this territory.

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** Mo Rocca Creator/MoRocca is planted firmly in this territory.
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* HollywoodToneDeaf: Bill Kurtis is occasionally asked to sing on the show. During those instances, he alternates between speaking the lyrics or singing horrendously off key ''and'' off rhythm as the panel and audience roar with laughter.
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* StudioAudience: The first episodes were simply recorded "in Chicago" or "at Chicago Public Radio" and not in front of an audience. Occasionally they would go on tour and record episodes in front of audiences there. This proved to be so popular that now, all episodes are recorded in front of an audience; the ones in Chicago are recorded at the Chase Bank auditorium downtown.

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* StudioAudience: The first episodes were simply recorded "in Chicago" or "at Chicago Public Radio" and not in front of an audience. Occasionally they would go on tour and record episodes in front of audiences there. This proved to be so popular that now, (until the 2020 coronavirus pandemic), all episodes are recorded in front of an audience; the ones in Chicago are recorded at the Chase Bank auditorium downtown.
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* '''The Trump Dump''': Starting after the election of US President Donald Trump, a segment in which rapid-fire true/false questions are asked of the panelists, having to do with recent news regarding President Trump.

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* '''The Trump Dump''': Starting after the election of US President Donald Trump, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, a segment in which rapid-fire true/false questions are asked of the panelists, having to do with recent news regarding President Trump.
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-->'''Peter Sagal:''' If the vaccine ever comes, there won't be enough of it for a long time, so scientists are even now trying to figure out who should get it first, which is leading everybody to try to justify their place in the line [...] When you think about this problem, you have to thank Donald Trump for what he's done. In the last few months, he's made the line for the vaccine about 180,000 people shorter.\\

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-->'''Peter --->'''Peter Sagal:''' If the vaccine ever comes, there won't be enough of it for a long time, so scientists are even now trying to figure out who should get it first, which is leading everybody to try to justify their place in the line [...] When you think about this problem, you have to thank Donald Trump for what he's done. In the last few months, he's made the line for the vaccine about 180,000 people shorter.\\



* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Mo Rocca is planted firmly in this territory.

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-->'''Peter Sagal''': Peter, a new study finds that people are more likely to believe in God after they do what?\\

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Sagal''': Peter, a new study finds that people are more likely to believe in God after they do what?\\



-->'''Peter Sagal:''' Adam, a Florida man was arrested for shoplifting after he tried unsuccessfully to hide what in his shorts?\\
'''Adam Felber:''' This is one of those questions where you want me to embarrass myself by saying something like "sausage", and the answer is in fact "sausage."\\
'''Peter:''' Yes, it was a 12-inch-long pepperoni.\\
'''Adam:''' Yeah. ''(laughter)''\\
'''Peter:''' Rodney A. Covington's partially concealed sausage attracted the attention ''(Adam laughs loudly)'' of the manager of the Cash and Carry Convenience Store. Covington explained that he had put the meat into his shorts because he had hurt his hand, you see, and couldn't carry a shopping basket. The manager then noticed the pound of pepper-jack cheese in Covington's hip pocket and called the cops.\\

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-->'''Peter Sagal:''' Adam, a Florida man was arrested for shoplifting after he tried unsuccessfully to hide what in his shorts?\\
'''Adam Felber:''' This is one of those questions where you want me to embarrass myself by saying something like "sausage", and the answer is in fact "sausage."\\
'''Peter:''' Yes, it was a 12-inch-long pepperoni.\\
'''Adam:''' Yeah. ''(laughter)''\\
'''Peter:'''
-->'''Peter:''' Rodney A. Covington's partially concealed sausage attracted the attention ''(Adam laughs loudly)'' of the manager of the Cash and Carry Convenience Store. Covington explained that he had put the meat into his shorts because he had hurt his hand, you see, and couldn't carry a shopping basket. The manager then noticed the pound of pepper-jack cheese in Covington's hip pocket and called the cops.\\
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* BlackHumor: A literal example of DeadBabyComedy on the 5/30/14 episode with Alicia Silverstone who just wrote a book on motherhood. Answering questions taken from hints on baby care in a 50's era guide, one answer concerned babies being rubbed with lard in the belief that the lard helps soften the skin. One of the female panelists piped up with "And it also makes the skin extra crispy when the baby is put on the spit.".

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A literal example of DeadBabyComedy on the 5/30/14 episode with Alicia Silverstone who just wrote a book on motherhood. Answering questions taken from hints on baby care in a 50's era guide, one answer concerned babies being rubbed with lard in the belief that the lard helps soften the skin. One of the female panelists piped up with "And it also makes the skin extra crispy when the baby is put on the spit."."
** The 9/5/20 "Who's Bill This Time?" episode had all the panelists groan at Peter's quip:
-->'''Peter Sagal:''' If the vaccine ever comes, there won't be enough of it for a long time, so scientists are even now trying to figure out who should get it first, which is leading everybody to try to justify their place in the line [...] When you think about this problem, you have to thank Donald Trump for what he's done. In the last few months, he's made the line for the vaccine about 180,000 people shorter.\\
''[groans and laughter]''\\
'''Adam Felber:''' It's funny 'cause it's not!



* OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe: In 2006 Adam Felber's knack for guessing the setups in the panel questions he got was a running gag (collected in a ClipShow segment under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]), in this case [[ObligatoryJoke leading inevitably]] to the trope punchline.
-->'''Peter Sagal:''' Adam, a Florida man was arrested for shoplifting after he tried unsuccessfully to hide what in his shorts?\\
'''Adam Felber:''' This is one of those questions where you want me to embarrass myself by saying something like "sausage", and the answer is in fact "sausage."\\
'''Peter:''' Yes, it was a 12-inch-long pepperoni.\\
'''Adam:''' Yeah. ''(laughter)''\\
'''Peter:''' Rodney A. Covington's partially concealed sausage attracted the attention ''(Adam laughs loudly)'' of the manager of the Cash and Carry Convenience Store. Covington explained that he had put the meat into his shorts because he had hurt his hand, you see, and couldn't carry a shopping basket. The manager then noticed the pound of pepper-jack cheese in Covington's hip pocket and called the cops.\\
'''Adam:''' You know, if you're a criminal out there, just imagine the headline before you commit the crime. If you can't do the headline, don't commit the crime.\\
'''Peter:''' What the did the manager say? "Are you going to pay for that, or are you just happy to see me?"



'''Adam Felber''': When we said 'water landing' we meant another round of drinks!+

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* RetroactiveWish: After Mo Rocca expressed his dislike of homemade sweaters, he was sent loads of them by irate knitters. When he related this story to the panel on a later show, another panelist announced, "You know what I can't stand? Bricks of gold!"



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* SigningOffCatchPhrase: Each show ends with funny predictions from the panel, after which is the regular sign-off from announcer Bill Kurtis followed by host Peter Sagal thanking the panel by name and telling listeners to come back next week. The final sentence is always, "''This''... is NPR."


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* SpeedRound: "Lightning Fill In The Blank" is a set of quick-fire questions to each panelist. Most of the questions are normal news questions, but the last one for each round is a sillier story which gets elaborated on.
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** Keegan-Michael Key was a panelist on three shows in 2010 and returned as a guest in 2016.

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** Keegan-Michael Key Creator/KeeganMichaelKey was a panelist on three shows in 2010 and returned as a guest in 2016.
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** Keegan-Michael Key was a panelist on three shows in 2010 and returned as a guest in 2016.
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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. {{HilarityEnsue|s}}d.

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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. {{HilarityEnsue|s}}d.{{Hilarity Ensue|s}}d.
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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. {{Hilarity|Ensue|s}}d.

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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. {{Hilarity|Ensue|s}}d.{{HilarityEnsue|s}}d.
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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. Her (correct) response, given a moment later, was all but drowned out by the ensuing audience laughter.

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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer. Her (correct) response, given a moment later, was all but drowned out by the ensuing audience laughter.{{Hilarity|Ensue|s}}d.
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* MyEyesAreUpHere: Peter attempted to clue Paula Poundstone to the results of a slightly unnecessary University of Nebraska study concluding that men like to stare at women's breasts by alluding to this phrase. This only confused Paula, who seemed not to know the phrase, though she was quite familiar with the phenomenon itself. (The whole bit is transcribed [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=242438978 here]].)
-->'''Paula:''' Give me a hint, would you?
-->'''Peter:''' Hey, my research results are up here.
-->'''Paula:''' Ah. OK, wait. I don't think I understood the last hint. My research results are up here, is that what you said?
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, that's what I said. You never heard that expression, hey my face is up here. My eyes are up here. You ever heard that? Never.
-->'''Paula:''' No. ''(audience laughs)'' No. Why would anyone say that? I know where your face is.
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** When a bit unexpectedly landed on a joke about Lincoln's assassination, the audience reacted with surprised laughter. The panelist responded, "Too soon?"

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** When a bit unexpectedly landed on a joke about Lincoln's UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln's assassination, the audience reacted with surprised laughter. The panelist responded, "Too soon?"

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* DudeNotFunny:
** [[DiscussedTrope Joked about]] during the February 28, 2015 show about [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton's]] comments on bipartisan cooperation:
-->'''Adam Felber''': She wants to get us into a "nice, warm, purple space".\\
'''Ophira Eisenberg''': That's nice!\\
'''Felber''': What [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton her husband's]] been trying to get into for years.\\
'''Felber''' and '''Peter Sagal''': ''[amidst laughter]'' Too soon? TOO SOON!?
** When a bit unexpectedly landed on a joke about Lincoln's assassination, the audience reacted with surprised laughter. The panelist responded, "Too soon?"



* TooSoon: [[invoked]] [[DiscussedTrope Joked about]] during the February 28, 2015 show about [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton's]] comments on bipartisan cooperation:
-->'''Adam Felber''': She wants to get us into a "nice, warm, purple space".\\
'''Ophira Eisenberg''': That's nice!\\
'''Felber''': What [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton her husband's]] been trying to get into for years.\\
'''Felber''' and '''Peter Sagal''': ''[amidst laughter]'' Too soon? TOO SOON!?
** When a bit unexpectedly landed on a joke about Lincoln's assassination, the audience reacted with surprised laughter. The panelist responded, "Too soon?"
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* SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX: On the 11/16/19 episode, the panel was discussing Creator/DisneyPlus's decision to put ContentWarnings on some of the older works they deemed culturally insensitive. Peter had this to say, "That's the legal equivalent of, I'm not racist, really. [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Seven of my best friends are dwarves."]]

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* SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX: On the 11/16/19 episode, the panel was discussing Creator/DisneyPlus's decision to put ContentWarnings on some of the older works they deemed culturally insensitive. Peter had this to say, "That's the legal equivalent of, I'm not racist, really. [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Seven of my best friends are dwarves."]]
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'''Faith Salie''': I was on ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Star Trek]]'', and I was beamed up, and I have found the fans to be nothing but lovely and very timid. And very polite.\\

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'''Faith Salie''': I was on ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Star Trek]]'', ''Star Trek''[[note]]two episodes of Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine[[/note]], and I was beamed up, and I have found the fans to be nothing but lovely and very timid. And very polite.\\
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** On another occasion, The Fleeting Obscenities.
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** In 2006 Adam Felber's knack for guessing the setups in the panel questions he got was a running gag (collected in a ClipShow under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]). In this case the obligatory punchline was not omitted either.

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** In 2006 Adam Felber's knack for guessing the setups in the panel questions he got was a running gag (collected in a ClipShow segment under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]). In this case the obligatory punchline was not omitted either.
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** In 2006, Adam Felber kept guessing the setups (collected in a ClipShow under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]), and in this case the obligatory punchline was not omitted either.

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** In 2006, 2006 Adam Felber kept Felber's knack for guessing the setups in the panel questions he got was a running gag (collected in a ClipShow under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]), and in Psychic?"]]). In this case the obligatory punchline was not omitted either.

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* ObligatoryJoke: During "Who's Bill This Time?" on the October 8, 2016 broadcast, which also counts as LamePunReaction:
-->'''Peter Sagal''': Creepy clowns hiding in the woods, scaring people on social media. [...] Police are trying to get to the bottom of this. They took a mime in for questioning, but he wouldn't talk.\\

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* ObligatoryJoke: When given an obvious setup Peter is not above providing the expected punchline.
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During "Who's Bill This Time?" on the October 8, 2016 broadcast, which also counts as LamePunReaction:
-->'''Peter --->'''Peter Sagal''': Creepy clowns hiding in the woods, scaring people on social media. [...] Police are trying to get to the bottom of this. They took a mime in for questioning, but he wouldn't talk.\\


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** In 2006, Adam Felber kept guessing the setups (collected in a ClipShow under [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6696362 "Is Adam Felber Psychic?"]]), and in this case the obligatory punchline was not omitted either.
--->'''Peter:''' Adam, a Florida man was arrested for shoplifting after he tried unsuccessfully to hide what in his shorts?\\
'''Adam:''' This is one of those questions where you want me to embarrass myself by saying something like "sausage", and the answer is in fact "sausage."\\
'''Peter:''' Yes, it was a 12-inch-long pepperoni.\\
'''Adam:''' Yeah. ''(laughter)''\\
'''Peter:''' Rodney A. Covington's partially concealed sausage attracted the attention ''(Adam laughs loudly)'' of the manager of the Cash and Carry Convenience Store. Covington explained that he had put the meat into his shorts because he had hurt his hand, you see, and couldn't carry a shopping basket. The manager then noticed the pound of pepper-jack cheese in Covington's hip pocket and called the cops.\\
'''Adam:''' You know, if you're a criminal out there, just imagine the headline before you commit the crime. If you can't do the headline, don't commit the crime.\\
'''Peter:''' What the did the manager say? "Are you going to pay for that, [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe or are you just happy to see me]]?"
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* BringingInTheExpert: In lieu of ridiculing a particular news item Peter will sometimes phone up an expert to ridicule it for him. The most famous example is probably the [[https://www.npr.org/2012/07/07/156251701/he-cannot-lie item about Washington Mutual bankers]] on retreat reportedly performing a banking-themed version of "Baby Got Back" (the first line had "bucks" for "butts", and so on) at the height of anti-banker sentiment over the subprime mortgage crisis. To comment on this, Peter brought in Music/SirMixALot himself (eliciting a surprised gasp from Mo Rocca). Mix got all the best lines.
-->'''Sir Mix-A-Lot:''' You know, I was actually really strongly considering writing this song for them but I couldn't get "bonus" to rhyme with "anus".

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* LaughTrack: For the COVID-19 quarantine episodes, the show began using recorded applause and laughter, along with a host of other sound effects cued by producer Mike Danforth. Peter lampshades the hell out of these and also occasionally cites the source of the recorded sounds.



* RevisitingTheRoots: In March, 2020, due to COVID-2020, the show switched from recording in front of a studio audience to Peter and Bill recording from a studio at WBEZ Chicago and the panelists patched in remotely. Peter noted that this was the format the show used originally and joked that no one could understand how they survived those early years.

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* RevisitingTheRoots: In March, 2020, due to COVID-2020, COVID-19, the show switched from recording in front of a studio audience to Peter and Bill recording from a studio at WBEZ Chicago and the panelists patched in remotely. Peter noted that this was the format the show used originally and joked that no one could understand how they survived those early years.
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* TheAce: A downplayed example with Roxanne Roberts, but sometimes Peter will (semi-)jokingly claim that the purpose of "Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank" is simply to determine how many points she'll win ''by.''


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* ComedicSociopathy: Tim Kaine[[note]]Hillary Clinton's running mate in 2016[[/note]] shared a story about playing a prank on Bob [=McDonnell=], his successor as governor of Virginia. Supposedly, Kaine gave [=McDonnell=] and his family a tour of the Executive Mansion before they moved in, and "just so happened" to remind them that the place was rumored to be haunted. Kaine then hid a cell phone with a "bloodcurdling scream" ringtone (gradually getting louder) somewhere in the mansion, and called it at random times for a while after [=McDonnell=] took office.
-->'''Peter''': I had a question here about how such a nice guy has succeeded in politics. I'm not going to ask you that anymore.

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'''Adam Felber''': When we said 'water landing' we meant another round of drinks!

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'''Adam Felber''': When we said 'water landing' we meant another round of drinks!drinks!+
* RevisitingTheRoots: In March, 2020, due to COVID-2020, the show switched from recording in front of a studio audience to Peter and Bill recording from a studio at WBEZ Chicago and the panelists patched in remotely. Peter noted that this was the format the show used originally and joked that no one could understand how they survived those early years.
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''Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me!'' is a radio quiz show that airs weekly on Creator/{{NPR}}. It is hosted by Peter Sagal with veteran newscaster Bill Kurtis as announcer[=/=]scorekeeper. Previous to Kurtis, the announcer[=/=]scorekeeper was late NPR News anchor Carl Kasell, who stepped down in 2014 and was considered to be the show's scorekeeper ''emeritus'' until he passed away in 2018.

The program is one of the few successful American attempts at adapting the quintessential British PanelGame format and is based loosely on the Creator/{{BBC}}'s venerable ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'' (which also inspired ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''). Every week, Peter and Bill are joined by a rotating cast of panelists[[note]]including Tom Bodett, P.J. O'Rourke, Paula Poundstone, Paul Provenza (director of ''Film/TheAristocrats''), and Mo Rocca (formerly of ''Series/TheDailyShow'', currently of ''CBS Sunday Morning'')[[/note]] who play quiz games based on the previous week's news. The topics tend to be silly or focus on the more ridiculous aspects of otherwise serious news stories.

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''Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!'' is a radio quiz show that airs weekly on Creator/{{NPR}}.Creator/{{NPR}} and recorded in Chicago. It is hosted by Peter Sagal with veteran newscaster Bill Kurtis as announcer[=/=]scorekeeper. Previous to Kurtis, the announcer[=/=]scorekeeper was late NPR News anchor Carl Kasell, who stepped down in 2014 and was considered to be the show's scorekeeper ''emeritus'' until he passed away from complications of Alzheimer's disease in 2018.

The program program, which premiered on January 3, 1998, is one of the few successful American attempts at adapting the quintessential British PanelGame format and is based loosely on the Creator/{{BBC}}'s venerable ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'' (which also inspired ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''). Every week, Peter and Bill are joined by a rotating cast of panelists[[note]]including Tom Bodett, P.J. O'Rourke, Paula Poundstone, Paul Provenza (director of ''Film/TheAristocrats''), and Mo Rocca (formerly of ''Series/TheDailyShow'', currently of ''CBS Sunday Morning'')[[/note]] who play quiz games based on the previous week's news. The topics tend to be silly or focus on the more ridiculous aspects of otherwise serious news stories.



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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer, much to the audience's amusement.

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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment, after a contestant hesitated on an answer, much to answer. Her (correct) response, given a moment later, was all but drowned out by the audience's amusement.ensuing audience laughter.
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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment. A contestant was asked about how an NPR correspondent thought it was a bad idea for Boston to host something, and what it was (the 2024 Olympics in case you were wondering). After dropping the title, she got some of the loudest cheering and laughter of that night's show. Peter was not amused.

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* TitleDrop: Unintentionally used in the 1/17/15 show during the "Who's Bill this Time" segment. A segment, after a contestant was asked about how hesitated on an NPR correspondent thought it was a bad idea for Boston answer, much to host something, and what it was (the 2024 Olympics in case you were wondering). After dropping the title, she got some of the loudest cheering and laughter of that night's show. Peter was not amused.audience's amusement.
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* FreudianSlip: Peter Sagal fell into a real and hilarious example in the [[https://www.npr.org/2014/03/08/287439939/panel-round-one March 8, 2014 episode]], creating one of the show's greatest unscripted moments:
-->'''Peter:''' Faith, scientists at the University of Indiana have pinpointed the best way to crush a man's pride, next time you want to do that. What is that way?
-->'''Faith Salie:''' I mean, it's beyond the obvious, like rejection or saying is that all?
--> ''(laughter)''
-->'''Peter:''' Yes.
-->'''Mike Birbiglia:''' I don't see this answer topping is that all.
--> ''(laughter)''
-->'''Mike:''' I mean, she wasn't even saying it to me, and I feel terrible about myself.
--> ''(laughter)''
-->'''Peter:''' I know. She said it, and I actually--people can't see me right now, I'm curled up behind my podium weeping. It's terrible.
-->'''Faith:''' Can I have a hint?
-->'''Peter:''' Here's your excuse. I mean... "here's your excuse," I don't know where ''that'' came from.
--> ''(laughter, applause)''
-->'''Mike:''' Oh, that was excellent. That was so much better than anything anyone could ever write.
-->'''Faith:''' Peter, I don't need any excuses. Just hold me.
--> ''(laughter)''
-->'''Peter:''' Obviously, I'm having a combat flashback here.

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