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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He whipped it off the drapes]]. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} replay He whipped it off the drapes]].drapes. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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---> '''Garcea''': We were 3 twins. 2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottle fed by my dad.
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottle fed by my dad.
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---> '''Dad''': I have to take [the baby] to my wife because he has to suck.
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': You realize that whatever we say they would laugh
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---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Fuck off! ({{beat}}) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
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---> '''Teacher''': What job does your wife have?
---> '''Garcea''': Well she has a job.... Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
---> '''Garcea''': Well she has a job.... Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
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---> '''Captain''': Were did you do it?
---> '''Cozma''': [[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> '''Captain''': The Military service i meant!
---> '''Cozma''': [[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> '''Captain''': The Military service i meant!
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---> '''Lila''': Giuseppe give the paw.... (looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this, the other one i taught you.
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---> '''Leana''': Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
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---> '''Costel''': Do you know how to swear?
---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stick my...
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
---> '''Axinte''': [[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''' [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stick my...
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
---> '''Axinte''': [[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''' [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
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---> '''Leana''': (singing) I crossed the valley, i crossed the hill, to lift up your morale
---> '''Costel, Axinte, Mitică, Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''': (singing) I crossed the valley, i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?]]
---> '''Costel, Axinte, Mitică, Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''': (singing) I crossed the valley, i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?]]
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---> '''Axinte''': Ask him! Does he want chicks?
---> '''Frankfurt''': Is your sister a chick?
---> '''Lila''': But what am i?
---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a..... What are those single-use things called?
---> '''Axinte''': What are you saying about my sister?!
---> '''Frankfurt''': Is your sister a chick?
---> '''Lila''': But what am i?
---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a..... What are those single-use things called?
---> '''Axinte''': What are you saying about my sister?!
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---> '''Costel''': I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother. I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
---> '''Leana''': You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
---> '''Leana''': You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
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---> '''Leana''': (About Costel) Do you realize how stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet, i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
---> '''Axinte''': Whatever you say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations, you will see!
---> '''Leana''': To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
---> '''Axinte''': Yes.
---> '''Leana''': That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
---> '''Axinte''': Whatever you say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations, you will see!
---> '''Leana''': To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
---> '''Axinte''': Yes.
---> '''Leana''': That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
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---> '''Costel''': I detect the presence of a foreign body.
---> '''Leana''': Maybe it's a rat, Costel.
---> '''Costel''': Weight:50 KG.
---> '''Leana''': Maybe they are 50 rats 1 KG each.
---> '''Costel''': It has a mustache.
---> '''Leana''': Logically, darling. Have you ever seen a rat without mustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplar is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this house?
---> '''Leana''': Maybe it's a rat, Costel.
---> '''Costel''': Weight:50 KG.
---> '''Leana''': Maybe they are 50 rats 1 KG each.
---> '''Costel''': It has a mustache.
---> '''Leana''': Logically, darling. Have you ever seen a rat without mustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplar is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this house?
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---> '''Leana''': Boys stop arguing! He may have ate your Sarmale but I can make you a soup.
---> '''Costel''': Thanks but i reject your soup which tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
---> '''Costel''': Thanks but i reject your soup which tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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While Vacanța Mare were never meant for kids (in fact they even advice parents not to take kids to their shows) when they got on tv things changed as the CNA would often send warnings about their raunchy humor.
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While Vacanța Mare were never meant for kids (in fact they even advice parents not to take kids to their shows) when they got on tv TV things changed as the CNA would often send warnings about their raunchy humor.
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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]]. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped whipped it off the drapes]]. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
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---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
house?
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---> '''Garcea''': You realise that whatever we say they would laugh
* In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are".Garcea's answer
* In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are".Garcea's answer
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---> '''Garcea''': You realise realize that whatever we say they would laugh
* In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are". Garcea's answer
* In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are". Garcea's answer
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---> '''Garcea''': Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
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---> '''Garcea''': Well she has a job.... Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
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---> '''Lila''': Giuseppe give the paw.... (looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the other one i taught you.
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---> '''Lila''': Giuseppe give the paw.... (looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the this, the other one i taught you.
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* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea, Tiberius.
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* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly accidental kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea, Tiberius.
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---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
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---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică '''Costel, Axinte, Mitică, Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
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---> '''Axinte''': Whatever you say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you will see!
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---> '''Axinte''': Whatever you say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you situations, you will see!
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---> '''Leana''': Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
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---> '''Leana''': Maybe it's a rat,Costel.rat, Costel.
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---> '''Costel''': It has a moustache.
---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling. Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplare is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling. Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplare is not possessing a tail.
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---> '''Costel''': It has a moustache.
mustache.
---> '''Leana''':Logically,darling. Logically, darling. Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
mustache?
---> '''Costel''': Theexemplare exemplar is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''':
---> '''Costel''': The
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---> '''Garcea''': We were 3 twins.2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
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---> '''Garcea''': We were 3 twins. 2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]]. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
Changed line(s) 53 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
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---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley,you valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
Changed line(s) 75 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Leana''': (About Costel) Do you realize stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet, i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
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---> '''Leana''': (About Costel) Do you realize how stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet, i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
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* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off. And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
* In the 2009 New Year special,at the end of the musical segment
* In the 2009 New Year special,at the end of the musical segment
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* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch which causes them to speak in rhymes.rhymes. At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off. And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
* In the 2009 New Yearspecial,at special, at the end of the musical segment
* In the 2009 New Year
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---> '''Costel''': Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Costel''': Thanks but i reject your soup witch which tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Garcea''':We were 3 twins.2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
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---> '''Garcea''':We '''Garcea''': We were 3 twins.2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
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---> '''Teacher''':What job does your wife have?
---> '''Garcea''':Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
---> '''Garcea''':Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
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---> '''Teacher''':What '''Teacher''': What job does your wife have?
--->'''Garcea''':Well '''Garcea''': Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
--->
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---> '''Captain''':Were did you do it?
---> '''Cozma''':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> '''Captain''':The Military service i meant!
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go".Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
---> '''Cozma''':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> '''Captain''':The Military service i meant!
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go".Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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---> '''Captain''':Were '''Captain''': Were did you do it?
--->'''Cozma''':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} '''Cozma''': [[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
--->'''Captain''':The '''Captain''': The Military service i meant!
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
--->
--->
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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---> '''Lila''':Giuseppe give the paw....(looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the other one i taught you.
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---> '''Lila''':Giuseppe '''Lila''': Giuseppe give the paw....paw.... (looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the other one i taught you.
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* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea,Tiberius.
---> '''Leana''':Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
---> '''Costel''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
---> '''Leana''':Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
---> '''Costel''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
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* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea,Tiberius.
flea, Tiberius.
--->'''Leana''':Don't '''Leana''': Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
--->'''Costel''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
--->
--->
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---> '''Costel''':Do you know how to swear?
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---> '''Costel''':Do '''Costel''': Do you know how to swear?
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---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
---> '''Axinte''':[[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
---> '''Axinte''':[[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
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---> '''Costel''': '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
--->'''Axinte''':[[{{YourMom}} '''Axinte''': [[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
--->'''Costel''': '''Costel''' [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
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---> '''Leana''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill,to lift up your morale
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''':(singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill,to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?]]
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''':(singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill,to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?]]
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---> '''Leana''':(singing) '''Leana''': (singing) I crossed the valley,i valley, i crossed the hill,to hill, to lift up your morale
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică andFrankfurt''':(singing) Frankfurt''': (singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill,to hill, to lift up our morale x2
--->'''Lila''':(singing) '''Lila''': (singing) I crossed the valley,i valley, i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?]]
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and
--->
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---> '''Frankfurt''':Is your sister a chick?
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---> '''Frankfurt''':Is '''Frankfurt''': Is your sister a chick?
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---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a.....What are those single-use things called?
---> '''Axinte''':What are you saying about my sister?!
* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first.However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
---> '''Axinte''':What are you saying about my sister?!
* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first.However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
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---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a..... What are those single-use things called?
--->'''Axinte''':What '''Axinte''': What are you saying about my sister?!
* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first. However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
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* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first. However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
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--> '''Costel''':I've heard that he chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
--> '''Teacher''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!]]
* At the beggining of "Lila Reporter" Lila tells her family that she regrets she didn't had a tape to film the dream.
---> '''Costel''':I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother.I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
---> '''Leana''':You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
--> '''Teacher''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!]]
* At the beggining of "Lila Reporter" Lila tells her family that she regrets she didn't had a tape to film the dream.
---> '''Costel''':I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother.I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
---> '''Leana''':You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
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--> '''Costel''':I've '''Costel''': I've heard that he chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
-->'''Teacher''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} '''Teacher''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!]]
* At thebeggining beginning of "Lila Reporter" Lila tells her family that she regrets she didn't had a tape to film the dream.
--->'''Costel''':I'd '''Costel''': I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother.mother. I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
--->'''Leana''':You '''Leana''': You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
-->
* At the
--->
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---> '''Leana''':(About Costel) Do you realise stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet,i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
---> '''Axinte''':Whatever you say.When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you will see!
---> '''Leana''':To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
---> '''Axinte''':Yes.
---> '''Leana''':That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
---> '''Axinte''':Whatever you say.When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you will see!
---> '''Leana''':To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
---> '''Axinte''':Yes.
---> '''Leana''':That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
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---> '''Leana''':(About '''Leana''': (About Costel) Do you realise realize stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet,i toilet, i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
--->'''Axinte''':Whatever '''Axinte''': Whatever you say.say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you will see!
--->'''Leana''':To '''Leana''': To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
--->'''Axinte''':Yes.
'''Axinte''': Yes.
--->'''Leana''':That '''Leana''': That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
--->
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--->
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---> '''Costel''':I detect the presence of a foreign body.
---> '''Leana''':Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
---> '''Leana''':Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
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---> '''Costel''':I '''Costel''': I detect the presence of a foreign body.
--->'''Leana''':Maybe '''Leana''': Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
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---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling.Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
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---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling.'''Leana''': Logically,darling. Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
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---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it,don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off.And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off.And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
to:
---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it,don't it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off. And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off. And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
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---> '''Leana''':Boys stop arguing! He may have ate your Sarmale but I can make you a soup.
---> '''Costel''':Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
---> '''Costel''':Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Leana''':Boys '''Leana''': Boys stop arguing! He may have ate your Sarmale but I can make you a soup.
--->'''Costel''':Thanks '''Costel''': Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> ''Captain'':Were did you do it?
---> ''Cozma'':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> ''Captain'':The Military service i meant!
---> ''Cozma'':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> ''Captain'':The Military service i meant!
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---> ''Captain'':Were '''Captain''':Were did you do it?
--->''Cozma'':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} '''Cozma''':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
--->''Captain'':The '''Captain''':The Military service i meant!
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* In "Garcea at the shooting range" the Captain is asking the cops were they did military service
---> ''Captain'':Were did you do it?
---> ''Cozma'':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> ''Captain'':The Military service i meant!
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go".Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
---> ''Captain'':Were did you do it?
---> ''Cozma'':[[{{MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces}} I did it in the back of the Garage]]
---> ''Captain'':The Military service i meant!
* In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" witch means "were did he ran/go".Prompting the captured soldier to replay "[[{{ADateWithRosiepalms}} He wipped it off the drapes]].You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".
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* In "The Aliens" Leana hides "Mitică" under the bed when Costel (injected with the intelligence serum) comes home
---> '''Costel''':I detect the presence of a foreign body.
---> '''Leana''':Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
---> '''Costel''': Weight:50 KG.
---> '''Leana''': Maybe they are 50 rats 1 KG each.
---> '''Costel''': It has a moustache.
---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling.Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplare is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it,don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
---> '''Costel''':I detect the presence of a foreign body.
---> '''Leana''':Maybe it's a rat,Costel.
---> '''Costel''': Weight:50 KG.
---> '''Leana''': Maybe they are 50 rats 1 KG each.
---> '''Costel''': It has a moustache.
---> '''Leana''': Logically,darling.Have you ever seen a rat without moustache?
---> '''Costel''': The exemplare is not possessing a tail.
---> '''Leana''': [[{{BiggerisBetterInBed}} It has a tai...]] it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it,don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this hous?
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---> '''Costel''':Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to hit him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Costel''':Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to hit kick him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Leana''':You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Forbidden for kids under 15 years of age!"]].
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---> '''Leana''':You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Forbidden for "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!"]].
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---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! ({{beat}}) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
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---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! Fuck off! ({{beat}}) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
thinking?
* In another episode Garcea talks to his son's teacher
---> '''Teacher''':What job does your wife have?
---> '''Garcea''':Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
* In another episode Garcea talks to his son's teacher
---> '''Teacher''':What job does your wife have?
---> '''Garcea''':Well she has a job....Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!
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* Another one from "Lila Reporter"
---> '''Leana''':(About Costel) Do you realise stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet,i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
---> '''Axinte''':Whatever you say.When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations,you will see!
---> '''Leana''':To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
---> '''Axinte''':Yes.
---> '''Leana''':That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.
* In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills witch causes them to speak in rhymes.At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off.And at one point Costel [[{{CurseCutShort}} says something]] [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} that rhymes with]] [[{{GroinAttack}} "To kick you in the balls"]]
* In the 2009 New Year special,at the end of the musical segment
---> '''Leana''':Boys stop arguing! He may have ate your Sarmale but I can make you a soup.
---> '''Costel''':Thanks but i reject your soup witch tastes like slop i had a reason [[{{SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion}} to hit him]] [[{{GroinAttack}} in the ba...]][[{{LastSecondWordSwap}} To beat him up]]
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---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! (beat) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
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---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! (beat) ({{beat}}) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
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* At the beggining of "Lila Reporter" Lila tells her family that she regrets she didn't had a tape to film the dream.
---> '''Costel''':I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother.I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
---> '''Leana''':You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say [[{{EroticDream}} "Forbidden for kids under 15 years of age!"]].
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* In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are".Garcea's answer
---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! (beat) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
---> '''Garcea''': (giggles) Go to hell! (beat) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?
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--> '''Costel''':I've heard that chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
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--> '''Costel''':I've heard that he chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
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---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottlefeed by my dad.
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---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottlefeed bottle fed by my dad.
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* In the war Axinte was supposed to swear at the enemy and lure them into a trap.
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* In the war "the War" Axinte was supposed to swear at the enemy and lure them into a trap.
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---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stik my...
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---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stik stick my...
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---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) What were we lifting up?
** Even when leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.
** Even when leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.
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---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) [[{{SomethingElseAlsoRises}} What were we lifting up?
up?]]
** Even whenleana Leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.
** Even when
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---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a.....What are those singe-use things called?
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---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a.....What are those singe-use single-use things called?
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* In "At the School" Leana and Costel are called at the school by Axinte and Lila's teacher to talk about their children and at one point this exchange happens
--> '''Costel''':I've heard that chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
--> '''Teacher''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!]]
--> '''Costel''':I've heard that chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
--> '''Teacher''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!]]
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---> '''Costel''':[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
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---> '''Costel''':[{{CurseCutShort}} '''Costel''':[[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
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While Vacanța Mare were never meant for kids (in fact they even advice parents not to take kids to their shows) when they got on tv things changed as the CNA would often send warnings about their raunchy humor.
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* In one episode Garcea was talking about his childhood
---> '''Garcea''':We were 3 twins.2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottlefeed by my dad.
* In another episode
---> '''Dad''': I have to take [the baby] to my wife because he has to suck.
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': You realise that whatever we say they would laugh
* In "The Circus" Lila was a "flea trainer"
---> '''Lila''':Giuseppe give the paw....(looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the other one i taught you.
** For those who don't get it "giving the paw" or just "paw" is a Romanian slang for masturbation.
* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea,Tiberius.
---> '''Leana''':Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
---> '''Costel''':[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
* In the war Axinte was supposed to swear at the enemy and lure them into a trap.
---> '''Costel''':Do you know how to swear?
---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stik my...
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
---> '''Axinte''':[[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
* Also from the war
---> '''Leana''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill,to lift up your morale
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''':(singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill,to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) What were we lifting up?
** Even when leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.
* In "The Baptism" after Frankfurt gives a cigarette to the Godparents' baby.
---> '''Axinte''': Ask him! Does he want chicks?
---> '''Frankfurt''':Is your sister a chick?
---> '''Lila''': But what am i?
---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a.....What are those singe-use things called?
---> '''Axinte''':What are you saying about my sister?!
* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first.However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
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* In one episode Garcea was talking about his childhood
---> '''Garcea''':We were 3 twins.2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottlefeed by my dad.
* In another episode
---> '''Dad''': I have to take [the baby] to my wife because he has to suck.
---> '''(Audience Laugh)'''
---> '''Garcea''': You realise that whatever we say they would laugh
* In "The Circus" Lila was a "flea trainer"
---> '''Lila''':Giuseppe give the paw....(looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this,the other one i taught you.
** For those who don't get it "giving the paw" or just "paw" is a Romanian slang for masturbation.
* In the same episode after Lila accidentaly kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea,Tiberius.
---> '''Leana''':Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
---> '''Costel''':[{{CurseCutShort}} And you what?]]
* In the war Axinte was supposed to swear at the enemy and lure them into a trap.
---> '''Costel''':Do you know how to swear?
---> '''Axinte''': OMG! I stik my...
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not now!]]
---> '''Axinte''':[[{{YourMom}} Their Mothers!]]
---> '''Costel''': [[{{CurseCutShort}} Not Now!]]
* Also from the war
---> '''Leana''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill,to lift up your morale
---> '''Costel,Axinte,Mitică,Romică and Frankfurt''':(singing) You crossed the valley,you crossed the hill,to lift up our morale x2
---> '''Lila''':(singing) I crossed the valley,i crossed the hill ({{beat}}) (speaking) What were we lifting up?
** Even when leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.
* In "The Baptism" after Frankfurt gives a cigarette to the Godparents' baby.
---> '''Axinte''': Ask him! Does he want chicks?
---> '''Frankfurt''':Is your sister a chick?
---> '''Lila''': But what am i?
---> '''Frankfurt''': Your a.....What are those singe-use things called?
---> '''Axinte''':What are you saying about my sister?!
* In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first.However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
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