History Radar / AbbottAndCostello

-->'''Costello''': (after a knife is thrown at the wall next to him) They got me! They got me!
-->'''Abbott''': Where?
-->'''Costello''': (the knife is stuck in the crotch of a hanging pair of pants) [[GroinAttack Right in the middle of all the excitement.]]

-->'''Rosette''': Do you know what'll happen if I marry you?
-->'''Nugget Joe''': No, but I have a pretty good idea.

-->'''Costello''': I play games. I play post office.
-->'''Camille''': That's a kid's game.
-->'''Costello''': Not the way I play it!

--> '''Costello:''' Whats that over there?
--> '''Abbot:''' That's a ''[[{{Pun}} hull]]'' of a ship.
--> '''Costello:''' You're telling me!

-->'''Talbot:''' In half an hour the moon will rise, and I'll turn into a wolf.
-->'''Costello:''' You and twenty million other guys!

* The "You're 40, she's 10" routine. As Costello puts it, "You got me going around with a 10-year-old girl, you've got a fine idea where I'm gonna end up!"

* In ''Lost in a Harem'' Abbott tells Costello "you wouldn't make it to first base with a girl like that."

* The "You're 40, she's 10" routine. As Costello puts it, "You got me going around with a 10 year old girl, you've got a fine idea where I'm gonna end up!"

--> '''Abbot:''' That's a ''[[IncrediblyLamePun hull]]'' of a ship.

-->'''Talbot:''' In half an hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.

** A couple of ''[[Film/TheThreeStooges Three Stooges]]'' shorts (''[[Recap/TheThreeStoogesThreeLittlePigskins Three Little Pigskins]]'' and ''[[Recap/TheThreeStoogesQuizWhizz Quiz Whizz]]'') also used that gag.

-->'''Costello''': (the knife is stuck in the crotch of a hanging pair of pants) Right in the middle of all the excitement.

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where CoconutMeetsCranium if you tell a lie under said tree. Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes, with Abbott constantly interrupting him and telling him that these stories are inappropriate. When TheChiefsDaughter asks him what the man in the story wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on him.

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where CoconutMeetsCranium if you tell a lie under said tree. Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes, with Abbott constantly interrupting him and telling him that these stories are inappropriate. When TheChiefsDaughter asks him what the man wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on him.

* While in Algiers in ''Foreign Legion'', Abbott warns Costello that it's illegal in this country to get familiar with women. Costello notices a woman with lots of kids and says "Boy, is that woman in the wrong country!"
** That movie is full of Radar moments, especially when Costello drives a Jeep through a woman's bath.

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where the penalty for telling a lie under the Tree of Truth is getting hit on the head with a coconut. Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes, with Abbott constantly interrupting him and telling him that these stories are inappropriate. When TheChiefsDaughter asks him what the man wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on him.

* In the subplot of ''Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'', Dr. Jekyll is in love with his own niece.

** He also adds a crack to the effect of [[ChildBride "What is this, the mountains?"]]

--> '''Costello:''' You're telling me!

--> '''Costello:'' Whats that over there?
--> '''Abbot:'' That's a ''[[IncrediblyLamePun hull]]'' of a ship.
--> '''Costello:''You're telling me!''

** That movie is full of Radar moments, especially when Costello drives a Jeep through a woman's bath.

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where the penalty for telling a lie under the Tree of Truth is getting hit on the head with a coconut. Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes, with Abbott constantly interrupting him and telling him that these stories are inappropriate. When a girl asks him what the man wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on him.

** That movie is full of Radar moments, especially when Costello drives a Jeep through a woman's bath.
* In ''Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'', the titular Doctor ''is in love with his 20-something niece''. Also counts as a ParentalBonus.
* ''In Society'' has a scene where a character throws knives at Costello. As he is about to throw the last knife, Abbott hits him on the head, and the knife lands just below Costello's privates.

* In ''Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'', the titular Doctor ''is in love with his 20-something niece''. Also counts as a ParentalBonus.

** That movie is full of Radar moments, especially when Costello drives a Jeep through a woman's bath.

* The "You're 40, she's 10" routine. As Costello puts it, "You got me going around with a 10 year old girl, you've got a fine idea where I'm gonna end up!"

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where the penalty for telling a lie under the Tree of Truth is getting hit on the head with a coconut. Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes, with Abbott constantly interrupting him and insisting that it's inappropriate. When a girl asks him what the man wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on him.
* The "You're 40, she's 10" routine. As Costello puts it, "You got me going around with a 10 year old girl, you've got a fine idea where I'm gonna end up!"

* The "Tree of Truth" scene in ''Pardon My Sarong'' where Costello repeatedly tries to tell "farmer's daughter" jokes. When a girl asks him what the man wanted when he went to the farmhouse, Costello replies "He wanted a glass of milk", causing dozens of coconuts to fall on his head (the penalty for telling a lie under the tree).

--->'''Costello''': (after a knife is thrown at the wall next to him) They got me! They got me!
--->'''Abbott''': Where?
--->'''Costello''': (the knife is stuck in the crotch of a hanging pair of pants) Right in the middle of all the excitement.

--->'''Rosette''': Do you know what'll happen if I marry you?
--->'''Nugget Joe''': No, but I have a pretty good idea.

--->'''Costello''': I play games. I play post office.
--->'''Camille''': That's a kid's game.
--->'''Costello''': Not the way I play it!

->'''Costello''': (after a knife is thrown at the wall next to him) They got me! They got me!
->'''Abbott''': Where?
->'''Costello''': (the knife is stuck in the crotch of a hanging pair of pants) Right in the middle of all the excitement.

->'''Rosette''': Do you know what'll happen if I marry you?
->'''Nugget Joe''': No, but I have a pretty good idea.

->'''Costello''': I play games. I play post office.
->'''Camille''': That's a kid's game.
->'''Costello''': Not the way I play it!