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-->-- '''Creator/JohnPinette'''

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-->-- '''Creator/JohnPinette''''''Creator/JohnPinette'''

->''"Schooled by her elders of her own sex in the theory that a man is attracted by evidences of weakness and fragility, she pretends to an abhorrence of all the more vigorous victuals. Let her gentleman friend take her to some eating house and she orders a charlotte russe or a lettuce sandwich. Her favorite viand, judging by appearances, is celery shoots; the very thought of roast beef seems to disgust her."''
-->-- '''Creator/HLMencken''', "How Much Should a Woman Eat?"

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->''Nice hustle, tons-a-fun! Next time, eat a salad!''
-->-- '''Scout''' taunting '''Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''A salad is not food! It is a promissory note that food will soon be arriving!''
-->-- Creator/JohnPinette

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->''Nice ->''"Nice hustle, tons-a-fun! Next time, eat a salad!''
salad!"''
-->-- '''Scout''' '''The Scout''' taunting '''Heavy''', '''The Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''A ->''"He said, 'The good news is that, on this diet, you can have all the salad is not food! It you want.' [{{Beat}}] '...I don't want '''any''' salad.' HE WANTED ME TO EAT SALAD! AS A '''FOOD'''! SALAD'S NOT FOOD! SALAD COMES '''WITH''' THE FOOD! Salad is a promissory note that food will soon be arriving!''
arrive. You go to a restaurant and order a steak, what do they do? They bring you a salad. They don't even charge you for it, 'cause it ain't worth anything, 'cause it ain't food!"''
-->-- Creator/JohnPinette'''Creator/JohnPinette'''
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-->-- '''Scout''' taunting '''Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->-- '''Scout''' taunting '''Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''A salad is not food! It is a promissory note that food will soon be arriving!''
-->-- Creator/JohnPinette
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->''Nice hustle, tons-a-fun! Next time, eat a salad!''
-->-- '''Scout''' taunting '''Heavy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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