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-->-- ''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery''

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-->-- ''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery''''Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe''
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->'''Austin:''' Who sent you?!\\
'''Mustafa:''' You'll have to kill me!\\
'''Austin:''' Who sent you?!\\
'''Mustafa:''' Kiss my ass, Powers!\\
'''Austin:''' [[Main/RuleOfThree Who sent you?!]]\\
'''Mustafa:''' Dr. Evil!\\
'''Vanessa:''' ...That was easy.\\
'''Austin:''' That ''was'' easy.\\
'''Vanessa:''' Why did you tell us?\\
'''Mustafa:''' I can't stand to asked the same question three times. It just irritates me.
-->-- ''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery''
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'''Mr. Conductor:''' That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll cease you up for good!\\

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'''Mr. Conductor:''' That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll cease seize you up for good!\\
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'''Mr. Conductor:''' That's right, it's sugar Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!\\

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'''Mr. Conductor:''' That's right, it's sugar sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize cease you up for good!\\
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->'''Diesel 10:''' You're not clever enough to stop me!\\
'''Mr. Conductor:''' Oh, yes I am!\\
'''Diesel 10:''' No, you're not!\\
''(Mr. C. holds up a bag of sugar.)''\\
'''Diesel 10:''' [[OhCrap AHH! IS THAT--?!]]\\
'''Mr. Conductor:''' That's right, it's sugar Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!\\
'''Diesel 10:''' ''(growls)'' Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndTheMagicRailroad''
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->'''Miss Pauling:''' Poor [Demoman]. What'd they dose him with? Sodium pentathol?\\
'''Spy:''' Solid food and water. His body's spent ten years wrestling nutrients out of grain alcohol and aspirin. I expect it thinks it's been poisoned.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'' Part 5: "Old Wounds"
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->''"You know, I learned all kinds of interesting things while I was one with the robot. Here's one tiny tidbit:'' he's got an off button right on his back.''"''
-->-- '''Tucker Carbunkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'', [[Recap/MyLifeAsATeenageRobotS1E3AttackOfThe512GeekDoomWithAView "Doom With a View"]]
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', [["Recap/FuturamaS1E5FearOfABotPlanet Fear of a Bot Planet"]]

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', [["Recap/FuturamaS1E5FearOfABotPlanet Fear [[Recap/FuturamaS1E5FearOfABotPlanet "Fear of a Bot Planet"]]
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->"Incredible. The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic field, yet he was destroyed by a harmless pointed stick."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', [["Recap/FuturamaS1E5FearOfABotPlanet Fear of a Bot Planet"]]
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-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv9e7ZNnC-M Batman Destroys the Justice League with Facts and Logic]]''

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-->--''[[https://www.-->--''WebVideo/SolidJJ'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv9e7ZNnC-M Batman Destroys the Justice League with Facts and Logic]]''
Logic]]"
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->'''King:''' [Demons] live only to create chaos and misery. Our only weaknesses are purified water and passive‐aggressive comments. Sometimes.\\
'''Luz:''' Oh, you guys are sensitive.\\
'''King:''' Even demons have ''inner'' demons.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''

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({{beat}})\\
'''Green Lantern:''' [[LameComeback Fuck you, Bruce.]]\\

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'''Green Lantern:''' [[LameComeback Fuck [[LameComeback ...fuck you, Bruce.]]\\
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->'''Batman:''' And you... (''looks at the Green Lantern'') ...your weakness is ''the color yellow.''\\
'''Superman:''' Wait, are you serious?\\
'''Green Lantern:''' Yeah, so what? If a meteor is crashing down to Earth, I'd like to see ''you'' stop it. What're you gonna do, throw a batarang at it?\\
'''Batman:''' Well, for situations like that? [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman You're right. You're needed.]] But if you're gonna stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what're ''you'' gonna do?\\
({{beat}})\\
'''Green Lantern:''' [[LameComeback Fuck you, Bruce.]]\\
'''Batman:''' Yeah, that's what I thought.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv9e7ZNnC-M Batman Destroys the Justice League with Facts and Logic]]''
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Not really weaksauce enough for this trope. Being as durable as an ordinary human being isn't exactly extraordinary.


-> ''"Your Stand may be invincible, but you sure as hell aren't! If I destroy you, then your Stand dies too. ''Do you understand?''"''
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''' to '''Rubber Soul''', ''Manga/StardustCrusaders''
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->''Sam's wife throws a tropical drink at one of the mini-Jacks and it actually dies! She brings the cocktail back to Bobby to find out what's in the drink and he tells her it's his famous Island Daiquiri, which contains lots of Bananas. BANANAS ARE WHAT CAN KILL JACK FROST!?!?!?''
-->-- ''Website/IMockery'' on ''Film/JackFrost1997'''s sequel
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-> ''"Your Stand may be invincible, but you sure as hell aren't! If I destroy you, then your Stand dies too. ''Do you understand?''"''
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''' to '''Rubber Soul''', ''Manga/StardustCrusaders''
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->But for every very mild super power, there's a very mild super weakness too: I get nauseous 'round the smell of bins, I'm afraid of certain shop mannequins, I hate the cheese that's individually sliced and vacuum-wrapped in plastic, I can never tell when people are being sarcastic

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->But for every very mild super power, there's a very mild super weakness too: I get nauseous 'round the smell of bins, I'm afraid of certain shop mannequins, I hate the cheese that's individually sliced and vacuum-wrapped in plastic, I can never tell when people are being sarcasticsarcastic.
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-->--'''Marisa Kirisame''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil]]''.

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-->--'''Marisa Kirisame''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil]]''.
''VideoGame/TouhouKoumakyouTheEmbodimentOfScarletDevil''.
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->You're one of ''[[{{Vampire}} those]]'', right? Can't stand sunlight or smelly vegetables, or silver things. The masters of the night which for some reason have tons of weaknesses...

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->You're one of ''[[{{Vampire}} those]]'', ''those'', right? Can't stand sunlight or smelly vegetables, or silver things. The masters of the night which for some reason have tons of weaknesses...
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->"My name is Yutaka Takenouchi, and I have only one weakness ... I am ''very'' susceptible to motion sickness!"
-->-- ''Manga/CromartieHighSchool''

->The man in the green, black, and white costume focused the energy of his power ring on Selina Kyle's body. As before, he knew it would be enough to sustain life, but not to cure.\\
Hal Jordan, the Franchise/GreenLantern, knew that there had to be some yellow material in the poison that ravaged the former Catwoman. Even the ring had limits. It always would.\\
Sometimes, those limits cost lives.
-->-- ''Fanfic/DanceWithTheDemons''
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-->-- ''{{Discworld/Hogfather}}''

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-->-- ''{{Discworld/Hogfather}}''
''{{Literature/Hogfather}}''

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Hungry Earth"

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Hungry Earth"



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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->'''Robin:''' ''(seeing Batman's contingency plan to kill ComicBook/MartianManhunter)'' Fire's his one weakness!\\
'''Batman:''' Yeah, fire's everyone's weakness, it's fucking ''fire.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken DC Comics Special III: Magical Friendship''
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'''Claptrap''': "Damn you, Jack! How did you know stairs were my only weakness? Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, being called bad names, falling from great heights, drowning, adult onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by women, and pet allergens!"

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'''Claptrap''': ->'''Claptrap''': "Damn you, Jack! How did you know stairs were my only weakness? Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, being called bad names, falling from great heights, drowning, adult onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by women, and pet allergens!"
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'''Claptrap''': "Damn you, Jack! How did you know stairs were my only weakness? Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, being called bad names, falling from great heights, drowning, adult onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by women, and pet allergens!"
-->'''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}
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->You meet someone called the Dragon Sage, who is literally a dragon that's going to help you. She'll tell you that there's a another dragon up ahead, and he's "a terrible bastard" and he keeps children hostage. But she tells you the one way to beat him: He's absurdly weak again ''magic missiles''. Weak against magic missiles? That puts this dragon in the front-running for '''''THE MOST PUSSY DRAGON OF ALL TIME.'''''

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->You meet someone called the Dragon Sage, who is literally a dragon that's going to help you. She'll tell you that there's a another dragon up ahead, and he's "a terrible bastard" and he keeps children hostage. But she tells you the one way to beat him: He's absurdly weak again against ''magic missiles''. Weak against magic missiles? That puts this dragon in the front-running for '''''THE MOST PUSSY DRAGON OF ALL TIME.'''''

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