History Quotes / VillainSue

->“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”\\\
“But [[Film/ANewHope Governor Tarkin]], sir, the… Oh wow! Look at the rebel base go up in flames! Just like that pesky X-Wing Lord Vader fried!”\\\

->"Look, there's [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy smart villains]], there's clever planning, and then there's just [[AssPull pulling crap out of your ass]]! This situation is designed so there isn't any other possible solution than the one presented, and it's so contrived, so forced, that I am surprised [[BigBad Prometheus]] couldn't escape Green Lantern's energy construct by just wiggling his tongue! After all, he could stop everything else through these devices, so why not that too?!"

-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' about ''Prometheus'' from ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueCryForJustice''

->In between [[TestosteronePoisoning his make-out sessions with the skanks,]] Bischoff, taking center stage on a podium above the entrance ramp, began to preach the message of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder to the crowd. His statement was clear: WCW sucks. It was a familiar rallying cry, one that was repeated over and over again to the point that no one watching the show could miss it. And even if they did ignore Bischoff's rantings, the presentation of WCW at the event would certainly sway their opinion.

->In between [[TestosteronePoisoning his make-out sessions with the skanks,]] Bischoff, taking center stage on a podium above the entrance ramp, began to preach the message of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder to the crowd. His statement was clear: WCW sucks. It was a familiar rallying cry, one that was repeated over and over again to the point that no one watching the show could miss it. And even if they did ignore Bischoff's rantings, the presentation of WCW at the event would certainly sway their opinion...Despite the fact that the angle had given the promotion new life, the fact remained that the New World Order, as cool and hip as they might be, were supposed to be the bad guys in the story. All the mockery of WCW seemed to sap the very life out of the crowd, as they sat quietly throughout the majority of the show, seeming [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy neither upset nor particularly thrilled]] by the outcome of any of the matches. Of course, those outcomes involved the New World Order winning almost every bout, generally [[JokerJury with the help of evil referee Nick Patrick.]]

->No. This is not what should be happening. This is not nitpicking. You have to make this guy look like a killer. Nobody's going to care about this. Because ''this'' is "the 1 in 21--1." ''This'' is the guy who beat '''Wrestling/TheUndertaker.''' You have to make this guy look like a guy who could also have beaten The Undertaker.\\\
Do I believe that Wrestling/RomanReigns could have beaten The Undertaker? [[PretenderDiss No, sir, I do not.]]\\\
Do I believe that he could beat Brock Lesnar? No, I believe that he would try to spear Brock Lesnar [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh and bounce off his fucking rock-hard abs]], and then Brock would eat him. With a side of a Jimmy John's sub.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzfVx043Mo#t=1505s on]] ''Road to {{Wrestlemania}} 2015''