History Quotes / UndercoverAsLovers

->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Let's see what Control has given us in their [[UndercoverAsLovers Newlywed kit]]. ''[opens suitcase and takes out each item one at a time]'' Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. And brass knuckles. This must be the Commando kit. ''[opens another suitcase]'' Ah, this is the Newlywed kit. ''[takes out each item]'' Toothpaste. [[AwfulWeddedLife Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. Brass knuckles.]]

->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Let's see what Control has given us in their [[UndercoverAsLovers Newlywed kit]]. ''[opens suitcase and takes out each item one at a time]'' Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. And brass knuckles. This must be the Commando kit. ''[opens another suitcase]'' Ah, this is the Newlywed kit. ''[takes out each item]'' Toothpaste. Throwing knife. Knockout drops. Revolver. Brass knuckles.

->'''Maya:''' We were talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins.
->'''Yussif:''' Very convincing.
->'''Maya:''' I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.
->'''[=McGee=]:''' Guys, they were acting.
->'''Yussif:''' Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.
->'''Maya:''' It's true. I've met his wife.
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Under Covers"

->'''Kate''': Scary scenarios keep popping into my head. Like you're here to fire me, or to tell me I'm going undercover as [=DiNozzo's=] wife.
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Reveille"

-->-- Jaime Sommers, '''BionicWoman'''

->'''Win Shroeder the neighbour''': Oh! Oh, Rob, Laura. [sprays their legs with water] I'm so sorry. So, good morning. So how was your first night? Peaceful?
->'''Agent Mulder as Rob the Happy Husband''': [looks lovingly at Scully] Oh, it was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, Honey Bunch?
->'''Agent Scully as Laura the Happy Wife''': [with a crooked smile] That's right, [[StealthInsult Poopy Head]].

->'''Agent Scully as Laura the Happy Wife''': [with a crooked smile] That's right, Poopy Head.

->'''Mulder as Rob the Happy Husband''': [looks lovingly at Scully] Oh, it was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, Honey Bunch?
->'''Scully as Laura the Happy Wife''': [with a crooked smile] That's right, Poopy Head.

-->-- ''Series/{{The X/Files}}'', "Arcadia"

->'''Yussif:''' Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.
-->--''{{NCIS}}'', "Under Covers"

-->--''{{NCIS}}'', "Reveille"

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->'''Maya:''' I don’t think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.

->'''Kate''': Scary scenarios keep popping into my head. Like you're here to fire me, or to? tell me I'm going undercover as [=DiNozzo's=] wife.

-->-- ''{{NCIS}}'', "Reveille"