History Quotes / ToyStory

-> '''[[TheHero Woody]]''': "Aw, great, great. If anybody attacks, we can blink 'em to death."

! From WesternAnimation/ToyStory

! From ''Toy Story 2''

-> ''How long will it last, [[TheHero Woody]]? Do you really think Andy is going [[ToyStory3 to take you to college]], or on his honeymoon? Andy's [[GrowingUpSucks growing up]], and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and ''last forever''...''
-->--'''[[MoodSwinger Stinky Pete]]''', in the [[HilariousOuttakes outtakes]], after he says this line, he [[{{Gasshole}} starts farting like crazy]].

-> '''Buzz''': You still worried?\\
'''Woody''': About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.\\
'''Buzz''': I'm proud of you, cowboy.\\
'''Woody''': Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

-> ''You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy... but they forget you.''
-->--'''[[AffirmativeActionGirl Jessie]]'''

-> ''Even though you're not moving, you feel alive... because that's how he sees you.''
-->--'''[[AffirmativeActionGirl Jessie]]'''

! From ''Toy Story 3''

-> '''[[TheDandy Ken]]''': Hi, I'm [[TheDandy Ken]].\\
'''{{Barbie}}''': {{Barbie}}. [[LoveAtFirstSight Have we ever met?]]\\
'''[[TheDandy Ken]]''': No. I would have remembered.\\
({{Barbie}} giggles)\\
'''[[TheDandy Ken]]''': Love your leg warmers!\\
'''{{Barbie}}''': Nice ascot...

-> ''Where's your kid now, Sheriff?''
-->--[[spoiler: '''[[BigBad Lotso]]''']]

-> ''So long, partner...''
-->--'''Woody'''

-> ''Now Woody... he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave. Like a cowboy should be. And kind... and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special [[TheDeterminator is that he'll never give up on you]]... Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. Think you can take care of him for me...?''
-->--'''Andy''' ([[spoiler: as he gives Woody to [[ShrinkingViolet Bonnie]] ]])

-> ''[[TearJerker Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!]]''
-->--'''The audience of''' '''''ToyStory3'''''

-> ''I haven't cried this much since I saw ToyStory3''
-->-- Raj, '''Series/TheBigBangTheory'''

-->-- Raj, '''TheBigBangTheory'''

! From ''ToyStory2''

! From ''ToyStory3''

-->--'''[[TheLancer Buzz]]''' (after [[FrothyMugsofWater getting drunk on]] ''[[FrothyMugsofWater pretend]]'' [[FrothyMugsofWater tea]]).

! From ToyStory

'''Woody''': Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

-> '''[[TheHero Woody]]''': "[[ThisIsSparta YOU! ARE! A!]] '''[[ThisIsSparta TOOOOOOOY!!]]''' You're not the real [[CaptainSpaceDefenderofEarth Buzz Lightyear]], you're an... oh, you'e an action figure. [[MemeticMutation You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!"!]]

-->--'''Andy''' [[spoiler: As (He gives Woody to [[ShrinkingViolet Bonnie]] ]])

-> '''[[TheLancer Buzz]]''': You still worried?\\
'''[[TheHero Woody]]''': About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.\\
'''[[TheLancer Buzz]]''': I'm proud of you, cowboy.\\
'''[[TheHero Woody]]''': Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old [[TheLancer Buzz Lightyear]] to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

'''{{Barbie}}''': {{Barbie}}. Have we ever met?\\

'''{{Barbie}}': Nice ascot...

-->--'''[[TheHero Woody]]'''

-> ''Now [[TheHero Woody]]... he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave. Like a cowboy should be. And kind... and smart. But the thing that makes [[TheHero Woody]] special is that he'll never give up on you... Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. Think you can take care of him for me...?''
-->--'''Andy''' (He gives [[TheHero Woody]] to [[ShrinkingViolet Bonnie]])

-> ''How long will it last, [[TheHero Woody]]? Do you really think Andy is going [[ToyStory3 to take you to college]], or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, [[TheHero Woody]]. You can go back, or you can stay with us and ''last forever''...''

-> ''[[ManlyTears Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!]]''

-> '''Woody''': "[[ThisIsSparta YOU! ARE! A!]] '''[[ThisIsSparta TOOOOOOOY!!]]''' You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... oh, you'e an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!"!
-> '''Buzz''': "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity." [does Vulcan Salute] "Farewell."
-> '''Woody''': "Oh YEAH? Well good riddance, ya loony!"

-> '''Buzz''': "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
-> '''Woody''': "Aw, great, great. If anybody attacks, we can blink 'em to death."

-->--'''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretend'' tea).

-> ''Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!''
-->--'''Woody'''

! From Toy Story 2

-> ''How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going [[ToyStory3 to take you to college]], or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and ''last forever''...''
-->--'''Stinky Pete''', in the [[HilariousOuttakes outtakes]], after he says this line, he [[{{Gasshole}} starts farting like crazy]].

-> '''Buzz''': You still worried?\\
'''Woody''': About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.\\
'''Buzz''': I'm proud of you cowboy.\\
'''Woody''': Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - For infinity and beyond.

-> ''You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.''
-->--'''Jessie'''

-> ''Even though you're not moving, you feel alive...because that's how he sees you.''
-->--'''Jessie'''

! From Toy Story 3

-> '''Ken''': Hi, I'm Ken.\\
'''Barbie''': Barbie. Have we ever met?\\
'''Ken''': I would have remembered.\\
(Barbie giggles)\\
'''Ken''': Love your leg warmers!\\
'''Barbie''': Nice ascot!

-> ''Where is your kid now, Sheriff?''
-->--[[spoiler: '''Lotso''']]

-> ''So long, Partner...''
-->--'''Woody'''

-> ''Now Woody, he's been my pal as long as I can remember. He's brave like a cowboy should be. And kind and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you. Ever. He'll be there for you no matter what. Think you can take care of him for me...?''
-->--'''Andy''' (He gives Woody to Bonnie)

-> ''Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!''
-->--'''The audience of''' '''''Toy Story 3'''''

-->--'''About 99.8% of the audience who watched '''''Toy Story 3''''''

->''[[FireForgedFriends And as the years go by, our friendship will never die.]]''\\
''[[BecauseDestinySaysSo You're gonna see, it's our destiny...,]]''\\
''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB2gPZRsz0Q You got a friend in me.]]''
-->--'''Randy Newman''', "You've Got a Friend in Me"

-> '''Buzz''': You still worried?\\
'''Woody''': About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.\\
'''Buzz''': I'm proud of you cowboy.\\
'''Woody''': Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - For infinity and beyond.

-->--'''Andy''' (He gives Woody to Bonnie]])

-> '''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretend'' tea): "Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS.... NESBITT!" [laughs hysterically]

-> '''Woody''': "Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!

-> '''Stinky Pete''': How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going [[ToyStory3 to take you to college]], or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and ''last forever''... *in the [[HilariousOuttakes outtakes]], after he says this line, he [[{{Gasshole}} starts farting like crazy]]*

-> '''Jessie''': You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.


-> '''Jessie''':Even though you're not moving, you feel alive...because that's how he sees you.

-> [[spoiler: '''Lotso''']]: "Where is your kid now, Sheriff?"

-> '''Woody''': So long, Partner....

-> '''Andy''': Now Woody, he's been my pal as long as I can remember. He's brave like a cowboy should be. And kind and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you. Ever. He'll be there for you no matter what. Think you can take care of him for me...? (''[[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming He gives Woody to Bonnie]]'')

-> '''About 99.8% of the audience who watched Toy Story 3''': [[TearJerker Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh]]!

-> '''Woody''': "[[ThisIsSparta YOU ARE A TOY!]] You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an Action Figure. You are a Child's PLAYTHING!"!

-> '''Woody''': "Oh, yeah. If anybody attacks, we can blink 'em to death."

-> '''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretend'' tea): "Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS... NESBIT!" [laughs hysterically]

-> '''Stinky Pete''': How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going [[ToyStory3 to take you to college]], or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and ''last forever''...

->'''Jessie''':Even though you're not moving, you feel alive...because that's how he sees you.

-> '''About 99.8 Percent Of the Audience Who Watched Toy Story 3''': [[TearJerker Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh]]!

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-> '''Woody''': So long, Partner....

-> [[spoiler: '''Lotso''']]: "Where is your kid now, Sheriff?"

-> '''Woody''': "Oh YEA? Well good riddance, ya loony!"

-> '''Woody''': "Oh great. If anybody attacks, we can blink it to death."

-> '''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretend'' tea): "Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM... MRS. NESBIT!" [laughs hysterically]

-> '''Woody''': "Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest and it's not because you're a space ranger pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!

-> '''Woody''': "[[ThisIsSparta YOU ARE A TOY!]] You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, oh you're an Action Figure. You are a Child's PLAYTHING!"!
-> '''Buzz''': "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity." [Does Vulcan Salue] "Farewell."
-> '''Woody''': "Oh YEA? Well good riddance, ya looney!"

-> '''Buzz''': "I've changed my laser from stun to kill"
-> '''Woody''': "Good. If somebody attacks us, we can blink it to death"

-> '''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretended'' tea): "Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS. NESBIT!" [laughs histerically]

-> '''Lotso''': "Where is your kid now, Sheriff?"

-> '''Woody''': "YOU ARE A TOY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, oh you're an Action Figure. You are a Child's PLAYTHING!"!

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-> '''Buzz''' (after getting drunk on ''pretend'' tea): "I AM MRS. NESBIT!"