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-> '''Lizzie:''' What about the day you married Dad, or the days your three daughters were born?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
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-> '''Lizzie:''' What about the day you married Dad, or Dad? Or the days your three daughters were born?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs. Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs. Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': This party is preposterous. I hate dancing. It's a waste of time, like saying nice things to people. Many of these people seem to be enjoying popular music un-ironically.
-> '''Lydia''': Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done at all.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. Even if she smiles too much. I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.
-> '''Lizzie''': I'm all for rich, single guys but who is my mom to tell one of us who to marry? What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
-> '''Lydia''': There was someone else. Another man.
-> '''Lizzie''': Wait, like... frollicking-in-the-meadows-holding-hands another man?
-> '''Lydia''': No, dumbass! He brought a friend back with him. An incredibly hot, incredibly rich piece of man cake friend. I heard they went to school together.
-> '''Lizzie''': Doesn't mean they weren't frolicking in meadows.
-> '''Lydia''': Oh my God, stop it! They're too hot and single to be gay!
-> '''Lydia-as-Bing''': This dance is [[TotallyRadical super slamming]]! So's that Jane Bennet. I'm gonna bang the sh--[[SoundEffectBleep]] out of her! Are there any hot chicks you would want to slip your [[UnusualEuphemism man banana]] into, Darcy ma ''homie''? *off Lizzie's look* What? That's totally how guys talk!
-> '''Charlotte''': *about her lines when she's been roped into costume theatre* Who ''wrote'' this?
-> '''Lizzie''': *off-camera* [[BlatantLies Shakespeare]].
->'''Charlotte''': [Darcy] really needs to work on his game.
->'''Charlotte-as-Caroline''': Oh look. Your little crush is coming this way. (Jane-as-Darcy turns her back and begins fiddling with her phone) Are you fake texting?
->'''Jane-as-Darcy''': It's super important.
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-> '''Charlotte:''' [Darcy] really needs to work on his game.
-> '''Jane-as-Darcy''': [turns her back and begins fiddling with her
-> '''Charlotte-as-Caroline:''' Are you fake texting?
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Five hundred women! There are prostitutes and teenagers and probably lots of distant cousins!
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Five hundred women! There are prostitutes and teenagers and probably lots of distant not-so-distant cousins!
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->'''Charlotte''': [Darcy] really needs to work on his game.
->'''Charlotte-as-Caroline''': Oh look. Your little crush is coming this way. (Jane-as-Darcy turns her back and begins fiddling with her phone) Are you fake texting?
->'''Jane-as-Darcy''': It's super important.
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-> '''Charlotte''': *about her lines when she's been roped into costume theatre* Who ''wrote'' this?
-> '''Lizzie''': *off-camera* [[BlatantLies Shakespeare]].
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-> '''Lydia-as-Bing''': This dance is [[TotallyRadical super slamming]]! So's that Jane Bennet. I'm gonna bang the sh--[[SoundEffectBleep]] out of her! Are there any hot chicks you would want to slip your [[UnusualEuphemism man banana]] into, Darcy my ''homie''? *off Lizzie's look* What? That's totally how guys talk!
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-> '''Lydia-as-Bing''': This dance is [[TotallyRadical super slamming]]! So's that Jane Bennet. I'm gonna bang the sh--[[SoundEffectBleep]] out of her! Are there any hot chicks you would want to slip your [[UnusualEuphemism man banana]] into, Darcy my ma ''homie''? *off Lizzie's look* What? That's totally how guys talk!
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. Even if she smiles too much. I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. Even if she smiles too much. I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.face.
-> '''Lizzie''': I'm all for rich, single guys but who is my mom to tell one of us who to marry? What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
-> '''Lydia''': There was someone else. Another man.
-> '''Lizzie''': Wait, like... frollicking-in-the-meadows-holding-hands another man?
-> '''Lydia''': No, dumbass! He brought a friend back with him. An incredibly hot, incredibly rich piece of man cake friend. I heard they went to school together.
-> '''Lizzie''': Doesn't mean they weren't frolicking in meadows.
-> '''Lydia''': Oh my God, stop it! They're too hot and single to be gay!
-> '''Lydia-as-Bing''': This dance is [[TotallyRadical super slamming]]! So's that Jane Bennet. I'm gonna bang the sh--[[SoundEffectBleep]] out of her! Are there any hot chicks you would want to slip your [[UnusualEuphemism man banana]] into, Darcy my ''homie''? *off Lizzie's look* What? That's totally how guys talk!
-> '''Lizzie''': I'm all for rich, single guys but who is my mom to tell one of us who to marry? What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
-> '''Lydia''': There was someone else. Another man.
-> '''Lizzie''': Wait, like... frollicking-in-the-meadows-holding-hands another man?
-> '''Lydia''': No, dumbass! He brought a friend back with him. An incredibly hot, incredibly rich piece of man cake friend. I heard they went to school together.
-> '''Lizzie''': Doesn't mean they weren't frolicking in meadows.
-> '''Lydia''': Oh my God, stop it! They're too hot and single to be gay!
-> '''Lydia-as-Bing''': This dance is [[TotallyRadical super slamming]]! So's that Jane Bennet. I'm gonna bang the sh--[[SoundEffectBleep]] out of her! Are there any hot chicks you would want to slip your [[UnusualEuphemism man banana]] into, Darcy my ''homie''? *off Lizzie's look* What? That's totally how guys talk!
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-> '''Lydia:''' Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done at all.
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-> '''Lydia:''' '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': This party is preposterous. I hate dancing. It's a waste of time, like saying nice things to people. Many of these people seem to be enjoying popular music un-ironically.
-> '''Lydia''': Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done atall.all.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. Even if she smiles too much. I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.
-> '''Lydia''': Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done at
-> '''Lizzie-as-Darcy''': You found the only pretty girl at this wedding. Even if she smiles too much. I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.
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-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Lizzie! Who is that dancing with Bing Lee, the rich new neighbor who's studying to be a ''doctor''?
-> '''Lizzie:''' For the tenth time, it's your eldest, most perfect daughter Jane.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' *''in tears''* This is the happiest day of my life!
-> '''Lizzie:''' What about the day you married Dad, or the days your three daughters were born?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
-> '''Lizzie:''' Bing is on his way to the airport to return with an entire harem of women. According to my mother.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Five hundred women! There are prostitutes and teenagers and probably lots of distant cousins!
-> '''Lizzie:''' And you want me to marry this guy?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Have you not been listening to me? He's rich! Handsome! And single!
-> '''Lydia:''' Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done at all.
-> '''Lizzie:''' For the tenth time, it's your eldest, most perfect daughter Jane.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' *''in tears''* This is the happiest day of my life!
-> '''Lizzie:''' What about the day you married Dad, or the days your three daughters were born?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Nope! It's today!
-> '''Lizzie:''' Bing is on his way to the airport to return with an entire harem of women. According to my mother.
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Five hundred women! There are prostitutes and teenagers and probably lots of distant cousins!
-> '''Lizzie:''' And you want me to marry this guy?
-> '''Lizzie-as-Mrs.Bennet:''' Have you not been listening to me? He's rich! Handsome! And single!
-> '''Lydia:''' Jane and Lizzie are too worried about "propriety" and "letting things take their own time" and "not over-using air quotes" to get anything done at all.
