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-->-- ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1989''
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!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After doing some research..."
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
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!! Other Quotes:
!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After doing some research..."
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
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!! Other Quotes:
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* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]""
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* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
to:
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
**Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)Review.
**
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
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!! CaptainObvious Quotes:
Many of his complaints stem from common [[InformedFlaw "problems"]] found in many games (granted, some of these are ''slightly'' better in context).
->"Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit, jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground."
Many of his complaints stem from common [[InformedFlaw "problems"]] found in many games (granted, some of these are ''slightly'' better in context).
->"Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit, jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground."
to:
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!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
----
!!CaptainObvious Other Quotes:
Many of his complaints stem from common [[InformedFlaw "problems"]] found in many games (granted, some of these are ''slightly'' better in context).
->"Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit, bullshit; jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground."
!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
----
!!
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->"This would be a hell of a lot easier if these enemies weren't trying to kill me!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Predator}}''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Predator}}''
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->"The worst thing about using your fists is that your attack range is limited."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Predator}}''
->"The game starts you off with a two-heart health meter, and every time you get hurt, they take away an entire heart."
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2''
->"So after grabbing the ladder and bringing it back to the table, it's time to grab the sugar. But not so fast, because you also have to make sure you drop [the ladder] directly in front of the table. If you place it just off to the right, you'll climb up and won't be able to reach [the sugar]."
-->-- ''Kool-Aid Man''
And then there's his ''really'' obvious statements:
->"If you manage to get past level one, you'll end up on level two."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MissionImpossible1990''
->"In this game, you play as the main character..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''
->"You play as different characters, watch cutscenes, and perform new tasks."
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame Lego Harry Potter]]'' E3 preview
->"The first thing you see is the ''Back to the Future'' logo."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BackToTheFuture1989''
->"In this game you play as Indiana Jones."
-->-- ''Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom''
->"This is the long-awaited third installment in the ''Marvel vs. Capcom'' franchise."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''
->"Now let me preface by saying this game is not intended for kids."
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarIII''
->"If you're a fan of [insert franchise here] then chances are you'll like this new installment."
->"But the one thing that really sucks, is if the character loses his last life, the game ends!"
->"Solve the puzzles to progress through the game."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''
->"It seems the more I played, the more I got into the storyline."
-->-- ''VideoGame/TalesOfZestiria''
->"Touch the lava, you die!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Predator}}''
->"The game starts you off with a two-heart health meter, and every time you get hurt, they take away an entire heart."
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2''
->"So after grabbing the ladder and bringing it back to the table, it's time to grab the sugar. But not so fast, because you also have to make sure you drop [the ladder] directly in front of the table. If you place it just off to the right, you'll climb up and won't be able to reach [the sugar]."
-->-- ''Kool-Aid Man''
And then there's his ''really'' obvious statements:
->"If you manage to get past level one, you'll end up on level two."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MissionImpossible1990''
->"In this game, you play as the main character..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''
->"You play as different characters, watch cutscenes, and perform new tasks."
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame Lego Harry Potter]]'' E3 preview
->"The first thing you see is the ''Back to the Future'' logo."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BackToTheFuture1989''
->"In this game you play as Indiana Jones."
-->-- ''Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom''
->"This is the long-awaited third installment in the ''Marvel vs. Capcom'' franchise."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''
->"Now let me preface by saying this game is not intended for kids."
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarIII''
->"If you're a fan of [insert franchise here] then chances are you'll like this new installment."
->"But the one thing that really sucks, is if the character loses his last life, the game ends!"
->"Solve the puzzles to progress through the game."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''
->"It seems the more I played, the more I got into the storyline."
-->-- ''VideoGame/TalesOfZestiria''
->"Touch the lava, you die!"
to:
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Predator}}''
->"The
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2''
->"So after grabbing the ladder and bringing it back to the table, it's time to grab the sugar. But not so fast, because you also have to make sure you drop [the ladder] directly in front of the table. If you place it just off to the right, you'll climb up and won't be able to reach [the sugar]."
-->-- ''Kool-Aid Man''
And then there's his ''really'' obvious statements:
->"If you manage to get past level one, you'll end up on level two."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MissionImpossible1990''
->"In this game, you play as the main character..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''
->"You play as different characters, watch cutscenes, and perform new tasks."
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame Lego Harry Potter]]'' E3 preview
->"The first thing you see is the ''Back to the Future'' logo."
-->-- ''VideoGame/BackToTheFuture1989''
->"In this
-->-- ''Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom''
->"This is the long-awaited third installment in the ''Marvel vs. Capcom'' franchise."
-->-- ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''
->"Now let me preface
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarIII''
->"If you're a fan of [insert franchise here] then chances are you'll like this new installment.
->"Solve the puzzles to progress through the game."
-->--
->"It seems
->"Is it possible for ''Mission: Impossible'' to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"
->"To tell you the
-->--
->"Touch
->"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the
-->-- ''Yo! Noid''
->"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
->"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
-->-- ''ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1''
->"[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Turning a Hollywood movie into a video game always spells disaster.]]"
-->-- ''Predator''
->"[I]t makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
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!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
----
!! DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Quotes:
->"''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' is only a one-player game. It's totally different from the original in which you can play two players."
->"Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game."
-->-- ''Back to the Future''
->"Tonight, the Haunted Investigators will investigate the haunted attraction known as... the haunted hydro."
->"So, joining us live to the ''Irate Gamer Show'', connected by via satellite..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/ZombiesAteMyNeighbors''
->"Then you get to play two back-to-back Music/VanHalen songs played by Van Halen.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuitarHero Van Halen''
->"And one annoying thing is these annoying eyeball platforms."
-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins''
->"I'm going to hit up three games [...] so onto the first. First up, ''Brutal Legend''."
->"When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'' is probably on your Top Five list."[[note]](And this isn't even getting into the contradiction of "guarantee" vs. "probably".)[[/note]]
-->-- ''From the Irate Gamer DVD''
->"I was actually waiting to play the whole entire time."
->"One person even stated they heard two female women talking to each other..."
-->-- ''Haunted Investigators'' The Ritz Theater
->"This fresh installment brings back everything you loved about the past installments..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns''
->"In this review, we're reviewing ''Videogame/KirbysEpicYarn''."
->"[Fans] who not only wanted me to review this game, but explain my stance on it."
->"Kratos is back in the third ''God of War'' game to round out this trilogy."
->"With three fighters fighting on each side, it makes this unique brawler very unique and very enjoyable to play."
-->-- ''Marvel vs. Capcom 3''
->"This is an opened ended series which will span many episodes."
-->-- ''[[http://www.theirategamer.com/videogamereviews.htm From the description of "The History Of Video Games".]]''
->'''Director''': Can you please just read the line please?
-->-- ''Aflac Auditions Sketch''
->"There's a good one. I think we found one, Franchise/RoboCop. That's a good one."
->"Let's head inside because that's where everyone's headed."
-->-- [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo E3]] 2011: ''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''
->"''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others."
->"After 18 levels of lackluster levels..."
-->-- ''G.I. Joe''
->"Talk about a shitload of shit!"
-->-- ''The Goonies II''
->"Once you get to the third level, the screen goes completely dark. Now how the hell am I supposed to find Waldo in a dark cave? The screen is almost completely black!"
-->-- ''Where's Waldo?''
----
!!Other Quotes:
->"[Super Mario Bros. 2] is the perfect '''predecessor''' to the first Super Mario Bros."
->"Is it possible for ''Mission: Impossible'' to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"
->"To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking toe-jerking]], vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!"
-->-- ''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]''
->"It's pretty much a slap in the face when you have other [[CriticalResearchFailure NES games]] like ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' [...] and ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1''[.]"
-->-- on [[Literature/WheresWally The Great Waldo Search's]] (SNES) [[ItsShortSoItSucks short length]]
->"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public?"
-->-- ''Yo! Noid''
->"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
->"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
-->-- ''ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1''
->"[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Turning a Hollywood movie into a video game always spells disaster.]]"
-->-- ''Predator''
->"Why couldn't the easy setting just be a little bit more easier?"
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''
->"I don't know who thought of such a retarded idea, but it makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
* "Face it. Breakfast is ruined."
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
----
!! DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Quotes:
->"''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' is only a one-player game. It's totally different from the original in which you can play two players."
->"Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game."
-->-- ''Back to the Future''
->"Tonight, the Haunted Investigators will investigate the haunted attraction known as... the haunted hydro."
->"So, joining us live to the ''Irate Gamer Show'', connected by via satellite..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/ZombiesAteMyNeighbors''
->"Then you get to play two back-to-back Music/VanHalen songs played by Van Halen.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuitarHero Van Halen''
->"And one annoying thing is these annoying eyeball platforms."
-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins''
->"I'm going to hit up three games [...] so onto the first. First up, ''Brutal Legend''."
->"When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'' is probably on your Top Five list."[[note]](And this isn't even getting into the contradiction of "guarantee" vs. "probably".)[[/note]]
-->-- ''From the Irate Gamer DVD''
->"I was actually waiting to play the whole entire time."
->"One person even stated they heard two female women talking to each other..."
-->-- ''Haunted Investigators'' The Ritz Theater
->"This fresh installment brings back everything you loved about the past installments..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns''
->"In this review, we're reviewing ''Videogame/KirbysEpicYarn''."
->"[Fans] who not only wanted me to review this game, but explain my stance on it."
->"Kratos is back in the third ''God of War'' game to round out this trilogy."
->"With three fighters fighting on each side, it makes this unique brawler very unique and very enjoyable to play."
-->-- ''Marvel vs. Capcom 3''
->"This is an opened ended series which will span many episodes."
-->-- ''[[http://www.theirategamer.com/videogamereviews.htm From the description of "The History Of Video Games".]]''
->'''Director''': Can you please just read the line please?
-->-- ''Aflac Auditions Sketch''
->"There's a good one. I think we found one, Franchise/RoboCop. That's a good one."
->"Let's head inside because that's where everyone's headed."
-->-- [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo E3]] 2011: ''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''
->"''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others."
->"After 18 levels of lackluster levels..."
-->-- ''G.I. Joe''
->"Talk about a shitload of shit!"
-->-- ''The Goonies II''
->"Once you get to the third level, the screen goes completely dark. Now how the hell am I supposed to find Waldo in a dark cave? The screen is almost completely black!"
-->-- ''Where's Waldo?''
----
!!Other Quotes:
->"[Super Mario Bros. 2] is the perfect '''predecessor''' to the first Super Mario Bros."
->"Is it possible for ''Mission: Impossible'' to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"
->"To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking toe-jerking]], vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!"
-->-- ''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]''
->"It's pretty much a slap in the face when you have other [[CriticalResearchFailure NES games]] like ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' [...] and ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1''[.]"
-->-- on [[Literature/WheresWally The Great Waldo Search's]] (SNES) [[ItsShortSoItSucks short length]]
->"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public?"
-->-- ''Yo! Noid''
->"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
->"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
-->-- ''ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1''
->"[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Turning a Hollywood movie into a video game always spells disaster.]]"
-->-- ''Predator''
->"Why couldn't the easy setting just be a little bit more easier?"
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''
->"I don't know who thought of such a retarded idea, but it makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
to:
!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s:
* The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
** "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
* "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]'')
* "These games are '''fustrating''' as hell!"
* "After [[CriticalResearchFailure doing some research...]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
* Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
** Original footage from ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' Review.
* "The person who won was Joseph [[NoPronunciationGuide loo-ee-doo]]... I believe that's his last name." ([=PS3=] Contest Winner video)
* "Face it. Breakfast
* "Welcome!" (His nonsensical greeting upon being introduced in the "Real Real Gaming" sketch video)
----
!! DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Quotes:
->"''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' is only a one-player game. It's totally different from the original in which you can play two players."
->"Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game."
-->-- ''Back to the Future''
->"Tonight, the Haunted Investigators will investigate the haunted attraction known as... the haunted hydro."
->"So, joining us live to the ''Irate Gamer Show'', connected by via satellite..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/ZombiesAteMyNeighbors''
->"Then you get to play two back-to-back Music/VanHalen songs played by Van Halen.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuitarHero Van Halen''
->"And one annoying thing is these annoying eyeball platforms."
-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins''
->"I'm going to hit up three games [...] so onto the first. First up, ''Brutal Legend''."
->"When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'' is probably on your Top Five list."[[note]](And this isn't even getting into the contradiction of "guarantee" vs. "probably".)[[/note]]
-->-- ''From the Irate Gamer DVD''
->"I was actually waiting to play the whole entire time."
->"One person even stated they heard two female women talking to each other..."
-->-- ''Haunted Investigators'' The Ritz Theater
->"This fresh installment brings back everything you loved about the past installments..."
-->-- ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns''
->"In this review, we're reviewing ''Videogame/KirbysEpicYarn''."
->"[Fans] who not only wanted me to review this game, but explain my stance on it."
->"Kratos is back in the third ''God of War'' game to round out this trilogy."
->"With three fighters fighting on each side, it makes this unique brawler very unique and very enjoyable to play."
-->-- ''Marvel vs. Capcom 3''
->"This is an opened ended series which will span many episodes."
-->-- ''[[http://www.theirategamer.com/videogamereviews.htm From the description of "The History Of Video Games".]]''
->'''Director''': Can you please just read the line please?
-->-- ''Aflac Auditions Sketch''
->"There's a good one. I think we found one, Franchise/RoboCop. That's a good one."
->"Let's head inside because that's where everyone's headed."
-->-- [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo E3]] 2011: ''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''
->"''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others."
->"After 18 levels of lackluster levels..."
-->-- ''G.I. Joe''
->"Talk about a shitload of shit!"
-->-- ''The Goonies II''
->"Once you get to the third level, the screen goes completely dark. Now how the hell am I supposed to find Waldo in a dark cave? The screen is almost completely black!"
-->-- ''Where's Waldo?''
----
!!Other Quotes:
->"[Super Mario Bros. 2] is the perfect '''predecessor''' to the first Super Mario Bros."
->"Is it possible for ''Mission: Impossible'' to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"
->"To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking toe-jerking]], vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!"
-->-- ''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]''
->"It's pretty much a slap in the face when you have other [[CriticalResearchFailure NES games]] like ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' [...] and ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1''[.]"
-->-- on [[Literature/WheresWally The Great Waldo Search's]] (SNES) [[ItsShortSoItSucks short length]]
->"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public?"
-->-- ''Yo! Noid''
->"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
->"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
-->-- ''ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1''
->"[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Turning a Hollywood movie into a video game always spells disaster.]]"
-->-- ''Predator''
->"Why couldn't the easy setting just be a little bit more easier?"
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''
->"I don't know who thought of such a retarded idea, but it makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
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->The Genie: "My rug is double-parked outside."
-->-- ''Aladdin''
-->-- ''Aladdin''
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(It was Davy Sprocket, my alt, that added it)
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Added this a long time ago; the quote seemed really random to me at the time, but I realize now he was referencing the title of an old movie.
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->"Don't they know that white men can't jump?"
-->-- ''Other Contra Games Pt. 1''
-->-- ''Other Contra Games Pt. 1''
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->"When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'' is probably on your Top Five list.[[note]](And this isn't even getting into the contradiction of "guarantee" vs. "probably".)[[/note]]
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->"When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee ''Ghosts 'n Goblins'' is probably on your Top Five list.[[note]](And "[[note]](And this isn't even getting into the contradiction of "guarantee" vs. "probably".)[[/note]]
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* [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
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* [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]]: "''What?!''"
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Without the full context of the scene, I felt the shortened version was better.
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->The Genie: "Very well, but don't take too long. My rug is double-parked outside."
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->The Genie: "Very well, but don't take too long. My "My rug is double-parked outside."
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->The Genie: "Very well, but don't take too long. My rug is double-parked outside."
-->-- ''Aladdin''
-->-- ''Aladdin''
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!! CaptainObvious quotes
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!! CaptainObvious quotesQuotes:
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!!{{Memetic Mutation}}s
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!! DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Quotes
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Doesn't look like this game is going to get an article anytime soon.
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-->-- ''VideoGame/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''
''Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom''
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Removing Flame Bait pothole.
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->"Touch the lava, you die."
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->"Touch the lava, you die."die!"
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* "Face it. Breakfast is [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever ruined.]]"
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* "Face it. Breakfast is [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever ruined.]]""
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->“It seems the more I played, the more I got into the storyline.”
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->"Touch the lava, you die."
-->-- ''Aladdin''
-->-- ''Aladdin''