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''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\

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''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\bogan!''

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''I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker, [[AllMenArePerverts and I really love your knockers,]]''\\

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-->-- '''Chris Franklin''', "Bloke"

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-->-- '''Chris Franklin''', "Bloke""Bloke"

->''You reckon I''\\
''Should just sit by''\\
''Watch this illegal alien''\\
''Slot on in? (No!)''\\
''I don't think so! (Nah!)''\\
''That'd be quite un-Australian!''
-->--'''Howard the crocodile,''' ''Larrikins'' (scrapped Creator/DreamworksAnimation movie)
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-->-- '''Area 7''', "Nobody Likes a Bogan"

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-->-- '''Area 7''', "Nobody Likes a Bogan"Bogan"

''I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker, [[AllMenArePerverts and I really love your knockers,]]''\\
''I'm a [[LowerClassLout laborer by day,]] [[ToiletHumor I piss up all me pay,]]''\\
''[[FootballHooligans Watching footy on TV,]] just feed me more VB,''\\
'' Just [[TheAlcoholic pour my beer]] and get my smokes and [[StayInTheKitchen go away!]]''
-->-- '''Chris Franklin''', "Bloke"
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%% Quote source: http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/socialrules.htm

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%% Quote source: http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/socialrules.htmhtm

-> ''Well, he's the king of fashion in his neighborhood,''\\
''With his ripped blue jeans and a flanellette shirt,''\\
''A well-kept mullet and a packet of smokes,''\\
''His mates will tell you he's a real top bloke''\\
''His real name is Barry but his mates call him Bazza''\\
''And his girlfriend's name is Sharon but you just call her Shazza''\\
''Real top shiela, real top sort,''\\
''She'll even change your stubby while you're watching sport''\\
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''But don't victimise him for his way of life''\\
''He's sick and tired of hearing people say...''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
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''He drives a VK Commodore with alloy wheels''\\
''With a homemade spoiler made of crappy steel''\\
''Pair of fluffy dice and all the other toys,''\\
''But his "No Fear" sticker is his pride and joy''\\
''Saturday night, the boys hit town''\\
''Yeah, they're cruising the streets with their windows down''\\
''Put on some [[Music/JimmyBarnes Barnesy]] and they're on their way''\\
''You'll hear the car coming from a mile away!''\\
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''But don't victimise him for his way of life''\\
''He's sick and tired of hearing people say...''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Hey!''\\
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''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
''Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!''\\
-->-- '''Area 7''', "Nobody Likes a Bogan"
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''Because Australians are difficult to offend, they are not sensitive to causing offence in others. To outsiders, Australians often appear very blunt and rude. They tend to call a spade a spade when perhaps more tact is required.''
%% Quote source: http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/socialrules.htm

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