History Quotes / SweetnessAversion

->''So how would I describe the experience of watching an,'' animated classic ''such as'' A Troll in Central Park''? You ever stared intently into an rainbow until you go blind? You ever opened up a five-year old girl's Lisa Frank coloring book, barf rainbows onto it and wondered; "What if this was tackier?" Okay, take that, and multiply it,'' ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}} by six!]]'' ''It is a piece of media so sickly sweet, so unbearably cutesy, so full of happiness and hugs and the laughter of babies, that I, no joke, [[NotHyperbole not hyperboly]], got'' [[NauseaFuel nauseated]] ''watching it. I had to take breaks, and watch the film in increments to get through it all, I'm dead'' ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' ''serious. During the drafting of this very script, I went to see'' Film/Terrifier2 ''in theaters. A slasher horror film, supposedly so graphic, it caused faintings, vomiting and a trip to the emergency room. I went into that, sat through it, and came back out without so much as a cramp, but'' A Troll in Central Park ''got my stomach churming 25 minutes in. It's a product, an audio video presentation that makes me'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis hate. Happiness.]] ''The very thought of it makes me want to...'' (screen cuts to black screen with a text reading; "Close your eyes and imagine") ''eat a newborn puppy in front of a toddler to simultaneously destroy life and ruin innoence at the same time!''

[[folder: Web Video]]

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}}''' on ''WesternAnimation/BarbieAFashionFairytale''

-->--'''Joel of WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''', talking about going to a maid cafe during his trip to Japan

-->-- ''Bring on the Girls!'' by Creator/PGWodehouse and Guy Bolton, on the authors' OldShame operetta ''The Rose of China''

[[folder: Western Animation]]

->'''Twin Sisters''': (singing) We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly. (hug each other)\\
'''Talent Agent''': That was very cute, girls.\\
'''Twin Sister''': (gasps in excitement)\\
'''Talent Agent''': In fact, it's too cute. You're out.\\
'''Talent Agent''': I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E1TentacleVisionIHeartDancing I ♥ Dancing]]

->'''Johnny: (in the middle of watching a Karate movie)''' Uh Mama? Mama? Mama, what are you doing?\\
'''Bunny Bravo:''' I'm installing a V-Chip to screen out all the mindless garbage. Before it rots your brain!\\
'''Johnny:''' [[TemptingFate Mindless garbage not rot brain.]]\\
'''(Johnny's TV changes to "The Gentle Hug Hug Show")''': And now it's time for The Gentle Hug Hug Show. Hug, hug, hug. Hug, hug, hug. Hug, hug, hug.\\
'''Johnny:''' (shivers and quickly changes the channel)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'', "Doormates"


[[/folder]]

->'''Johnny:''' Uh Mama? Mama! Mama, what are you doing?\\
'''Bunny Bravo:''' I'm installing a V Chip to screen out all the mindless garbage. Before it rots your brain!\\

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->''"Oh, you couldn't begin to imagine the depths of my suffering there. I spent most of my days strung up like a damned pupating moth trapped above a delicate field of flowers where angels, fairies, and enchanted stuffed animals lived. They played songs and danced asinine jigs as if their only care in life was when they would get their next warm, fuzzy hug! Instead of ruling the universe with an iron fist, I was serenaded by teddy bears!"''
-->-- '''[[Characters/DragonBallFrieza Frieza]]''' describing his personal Hell, ''Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF''

[[folder:Fan Works]]

->''"Johnny..." Jonathan said, almost to himself. He then spoke up louder. "I know how you must feel, I lost much as well..." He took a deep breath, "...But for now, we have got to focus on re-gathering the [[DismantledMacGuffin corpse parts]] and stopping the anomalies. I have a feeling that's how we'll save your friend as well."''

->''Johnny sighed, finding Jonathan's attempt to cheer up sickeningly nice... but he nodded anyways.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''

->''"This much bright pink in one area is poison for someone like me."''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Gaz]]''' '''on''' '''[[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Mabel's]]''' '''Ultimate Sweater Designer Lab,''' ''WebVideo/CartoonsInDanganronpa''

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->''"Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock."''
-->-- '''Kate''', ''Film/TheCuttingEdge''

->''"That's so sweet I could hurl."''
-->-- '''Zack''', ''Film/SkyHigh2005''

->''"Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of...indigestion?"''
-->--'''Captain Georg Von Trapp''', ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''

-> ''"Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!"''
-->-- '''J. Jonah Jameson to Peter Parker''', ''Film/SpiderMan2''[[note]]Said pictures included dogs catching Frisbees, pigeons in a park, and older gentlemen playing chess[[/note]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->''"I'm so sweet I cause diabetes."''
-->-- '''Meade Slaughter''', Clint [=McColloch's=] ''Nevada''

[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->''"Why, hello, Carmie-kins! ''(switches to "Hyde" mode)'' BLECH! Sometimes I make myself wanna WRETCH!"''
-->-- '''Jacqueline Hyde''' ''Series/WhereInTimeIsCarmenSandiego''

->''"It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff."''
-->-- '''Todd Sampson''', ''Series/TheGruenTransfer''

->'''Mama Pratt:''' Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.\\
'''Cynthia Pratt:''' Then you all can sing along, if it doesn't make you sick!
-->--'''"Ding Dong Yum Yum Yum"''', a parody of "[[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic Do-Re-Mi]]" from ''Creator/{{Julie| Andrews}} and Creator/{{Carol| Burnett}} at Carnegie Hall''

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Strange Lady''': Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat?\\
'''Garfield''': Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', strip for July 10, 1987

[[folder:Radio]]

->''"There is such a thing as sentimentality porn."''
-->-- '''Mark Kermode''', ''Film/MarleyAndMe'' review

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]

->''"So damn cute you choke on all the sappy sweet glucose-ness...."''
-->-- '''Mary Poppins''', ''Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->''"Aww! It's all so cute! It makes me wanna hurl."''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''', ''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots]]''

->''"It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom Sam Manson]]''', ''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots]]''

->''"They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes -- the instantly fatal kind!"''
-->-- '''Kanji Tatsumi''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->''"That's be so sweet, so ridiculously sweet... It's Sweetdiculous!"''
-->--'''Ryusei Date''', ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]

->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]]''': This book is from across the sea.\\
'''Spike''': That's where all those weird ponies and humans live, right?\\
'''Twilight''': They're not weird, Spike! They're just...\\
'''Spike''': They're just what?\\
''[[[CutawayGag Cut to]] [[Franchise/MyLittlePony previous-generation ponies]]]''\\
'''Twilight''': Uh... really... happy...\\
'''Spike''': They seem too frolicky for my taste...
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

->''[[VideoGame/GodOfWar God Of War III]] dives into full parody mode, with lines like "the power of forgiveness comes from within" and "hope is what makes us strong. It's why we're here". These sort of lines belong in bad children's television (cue image of Series/{{Teletubbies}}), not in mature-rated games and definitely not in Greek Tragedy.''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ExtraCredits'', '''No Redeeming Value- Why The VideoGame/GodOfWar Sequels Fail At Storytelling.'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->''"I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload."''
-->-- '''Rhea Snaketail''', ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->''"What happens when you write a Chinese play is that before you know where you are your heroine has gone cute on you, adding just that touch of glucose to the part which renders it unsuitable for human consumption."''
-->-- ''Bring on the Girls!'' by Creator/PGWodehouse and Guy Bolton, on the authors' OldShame operetta ''The Rose of China''

->''"Imagine eating a giant bag of Skittles, then throwing it all up in a fit of sugar-induced nausea and you’ll have some idea of what it feels like to sit through [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie2017 "My Little Pony: The Movie."]] Shrieky, garish and incessantly perky, the movie version of the long-running TV show [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"]] is unlikely to win any new converts. It’s an animated film that's really intended for the littlest of little kids, who surely will respond to it on a primal, visceral level. This is probably an ideal first movie-going experience for young viewers in that it’s harmless, even though it's terrible."''
-->--'''Christy Lemire''' of www.rogerebert.com, on WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie2017
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Video]]

->''"Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today."''
-->-- '''[[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]]''', ''WebVideo/CodeGeassTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!"''
-->-- '''Beryl''', ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''

->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Could you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying.\\
'''Stanley:''' But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy that barks a lot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick or pancreatic cancer.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of WesternAnimation/ATrollInCentralPark''

->''"Stop it! You're making ''Series/FullHouse'' look like a Holocaust drama!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s review of ''Film/BridgeToTerabithia'', in the scene where Leslie's family dances while painting their wall

->''"With each passing second, my brain is getting more and more candy-coated. Is brain diabetes a thing?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}}''' on ''WesternAnimation/BarbieAFashionFairytale''

->''"I'm a diabetic, right, and it wasn't the goddamn ice cream killing me with all the sugar, the cuteness of this place would've."''
-->--'''Joel of WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''', talking about going to a maid cafe during his trip to Japan

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"Ugh! How can you watch this?! Its like throwing up rainbows into my eyeballs!"''
-->-- '''Rigby''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''

->'''Brain:''' Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!\\
'''Pinky:''' I'll help you floss!\\
'''Brain:''' [[AmusingInjuries I'll help you hurt.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PinkyElmyraAndTheBrain'', "A Walk in the Park"

->'''[[EvilCounterpart Evil Buzz]]:''' You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady.\\
'''Gravitina:''' Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey.\\
'''Evil Buzz:''' No, thank ''you'', my muffin-wuffin.\\
'''Mira:''' I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand'', "Sunquake"

->''"All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you? I have something to say. Christmas: it's not the giving, it's not the getting, it's the loving. There, I said it. Now get outta here."''
-->-- '''Garfield''', ''[[WesternAnimation/GarfieldSpecials A Garfield Christmas]]''

->''"Talk about sweet. I could throw up!"''
-->-- '''Roll''', ''[[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Ruby-Spears' Mega Man]]''

->'''Singing Sunflowers:''' (''singing to tune of "This Old Man"'')\\
''We are such happy flowers\\
We will now sing for hours\\
Aren't we '''[[CuteIsEvil unbearably cute?]]'''\\
Watch me solo '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis on.]] [[CuteButCacophonic Jazz.]] [[GutturalGrowler FLUTE.]]'''''
->'''Rainbow Dash:''' GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->''"Peter, your dog is giving me diabetes."''
-->-- '''Joe Swanson''', ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Family Guy]]''

->'''Experiment 625, a.k.a. Reuben''' ''(pointing out Gantu's bed for 254/Mr. Stenchy)'': What is that?\\
'''Gantu''': It's a little beddie weddie for his little nappie wappie poo.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker 625]]''': I think I'm going to be sickie wickie poo.\\
'''Gantu''': You're not jealous are you?\\
'''625''': Jealous! [[BlatantLies No!]] All this sugar just makes me queasy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries'', "[[Recap/LiloAndStitchTheSeriesS1E4MrStenchy Mr. Stenchy]]"

->'''Dot:''' ''I'm cute and I'm sweet and I'm innocent, neat and so trusting.''\\
'''Yakko and Wakko:''' ''If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "I'm Cute"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->''"...And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that marks the first place in ''Literature/TheHouseAtPoohCorner'' at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up."''
-->-- '''Creator/DorothyParker'''

[[/folder]]

->'''Archer:''' You're my smoochy-boochy!\\
'''Lana:''' No, you're MY smoochy-boochy!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Reignition Sequence"