History Quotes / Squick

->It's like Satan gave me his porno collection!

-->-- Guy Fleegman, watching Fred make out with a {{Main/Glamour Failure}}d Leilani, ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

-> ''Oh, that's not right!''

-->-- Guy Fleeg, watching Fred make out with a [[GlamourFailure]]d Leilani, ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->'''''401.''' Don't ever watch hot dogs or sausage being made.''
-->-- ''Literature/LifesLittleInstructionBook, Volume I''

->"We got [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Tainted Lilith]], never played her befor- ''sees her [[FetusTerrible way of attacking]]'' Excuse me? ''Smacks lips'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Thanks for watching everyone! Hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, comment down below! See you all next time!]]" ''Cue [[CreditsGag the end card for a few seconds before returning to gameplay''

->"We got [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Tainted Lilith]], never played her befor- ''sees her [[FetusTerrible way of attacking]]'' Excuse me? ''Smacks lips'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Thanks for watching everyone! Hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, comment down below! See you all next time!"

-> '''Minkowski:''' Eiffel, stay with me. Where did [[GiantSpider the spider]] go?\\
'''Eiffel:''' It... Commander, ''[[SquirrelsInMyPants it ran down my shirt]]!'' ''([[SpidersAreScary whimpering]])'' It’s standing on my stomaaaaach! Oh God oh God what do I do what do I do what do I do?\\

->It's like if Satan gave you his porno collection!

->'''malganis''': Also, imagine Aragorn fighting ALL the battles in ''[[TheLordOfTheRings Return of the King]]'' with a great big huge pregnant belly hanging off the front of him. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST PICTURE IT. HOLD THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND. '''HA!'''\\

-->-- GreyFire, commenting on this: [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-near-death-experience.html]] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic.

->Owen and Gwen dry hump and snog in the [[ILoveTheDead autopsy bay]] and Jack takes the opportunity to plant one on Ianto’s lips: this is the Torchwood way of [[SkewedPriorities dealing with a crisis!]]...You think it cannot get any worse and then the Cyberbabe performs major brain surgery on the pizza delivery girl, obscenely stupid writing and so out of the realms of believability and good taste! ''"When we woke up in the morning a dog was pissing on our tent!"'' -- that’s the memory Lisa chooses to convince Ianto that she is his girlfriend! The conclusion consists of the Torchwood team tearing an innocent bystander to pieces with bullets, which shows [[RatedMForMoney the level of maturity]] here.

-->--'''Olivia Benson''', ''LawAndOrderSVU''

-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041111/REVIEWS/41105002/1001 reviewing]] the Creator/CatherineBreillat film ''{{Anatomy of Hell}}''

-->-- '''RumikoTakahashi''' on really weird fan questions about ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'''s gender bending mechanics.

-->-- '''RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041111/REVIEWS/41105002/1001 reviewing]] the Creator/CatherineBreillat film ''{{Anatomy of Hell}}''

-->-- '''RumikoTakahashi''' on really weird fan questions about ''RanmaOneHalf'''s gender bending mechanics.

->'''Hsu''': Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.\\
''Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech''\\
'''Hsu''': I-\\
'''Obese cosplayer in the audience''': Wanna see our underwear?\\
'''Hsu''': My mind has just died.
-->-- ''HsuAndChan''

->en and Gwen dry hump and snog in the [[ILoveTheDead autopsy bay]] and Jack takes the opportunity to plant one on Ianto’s lips: this is the Torchwood way of [[SkewedPriorities dealing with a crisis!]]...You think it cannot get any worse and then the Cyberbabe performs major brain surgery on the pizza delivery girl, obscenely stupid writing and so out of the realms of believability and good taste! ''"When we woke up in the morning a dog was pissing on our tent!"'' -- that’s the memory Lisa chooses to convince Ianto that she is his girlfriend! The conclusion consists of the Torchwood team tearing an innocent bystander to pieces with bullets, which shows [[RatedMForMoney the level of maturity]] here.

->''"There are scenes here where Breillat deliberately disgusts us, not because we are disgusted by the natural life functions of women, as she implies, but simply because The Woman does things that would make any reasonable Man, or Woman, for that matter, throw up."''

->'''Kate''': And [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.]]
->'''Trekkie''': Oh, but Kate, [[TheInternetIsForPorn what you think he do]] ''after''? Hmmmm?
->'''Princeton''': Yeah...
->'''Kate''': ...''[[TooMuchInformation Eeeewwwww!!!]]''
-->-- ''Theatre/AvenueQ'', "TheInternetIsForPorn"

->'''Hsu''': Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.
->''Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech''
->'''Hsu''': I-
->'''Obese cosplayer in the audience''': Wanna see our underwear?
->'''Hsu''': My mind has just died.

->''"That's not right! '''That's not right!'''"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', being sickened by foot-binding images.

->'''malganis''': Also, imagine Aragorn fighting ALL the battles in ''[[TheLordOfTheRings Return of the King]]'' with a great big huge pregnant belly hanging off the front of him. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST PICTURE IT. HOLD THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND. '''HA!'''
->'''forceiswithyou''': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
->'''malganis''': YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. It's TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.

->''"And no, I frankly don't care what the age of consent laws are in different states or different countries. It's still squicky!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on Creator/AlanMoore's ''ComicBook/LostGirls''

->''"Oh, that's ''nasty.''"''

->''"SickAndWrong!"''

->''"I don't think about such things and neither should you!"''

->''"Whoa, no! No! No, no, no! No! [etc.] I know the reputation of this movie. If I wanna see ''sheep fucking'', I'll stick with ''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)]]'', thank you very much!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Caligula'' [[note]] which, ironically, happens to be Creator/BradJones' favorite movie.[[/note]]